Post by mpa821 on Feb 24, 2006 0:58:05 GMT -5
John is leaning back on the driver seat with one hand on the steering wheel driving his ice cream truck while wisteling a small tune to himself. John looks down the road he is driving on. The streets look almost endless. Every house looks almost identical as if they were a part of a small gingerbread village. Finally the ice cream an stops at a small coldesac and pushes a small red button. Turky and the straw is now being played out of the truck's speakers. John looks around the coldesac and notices that noone is outside.
John: They will be here soon.... As for now I wil pay attention to something else.
John pulls down a small mirror and starts fixing his hat while grinning at the mirror.
John: Hey good looking! What's a guy like you doing selling ice cream? Shouldn't you be modeling? Or how about a movie star? Maybe even president! anything is better than Bush.
While John is lost in his reflection he didn't notice a small blond haired kid with blue eyes, jeans and stripped shirt. The kid soon becomes inpatient waiting for the ice cream man to notice him and begins banging on the door.
Kid: Hey Mister! Mister! I want ice cream!
The ice cream man finally notices the kid and becomes irratated with him for interupping his thoughts. John the walks over to the window and looks at the kid banging on his door.
John: Hey kid! What do you want?
The child then looks at the icecream man and becomes itimidated by his menacing glare.
Kid: ummm mister I was wondering if I could have an snow cone.
John: Five dollars kid.
The child then points to the picture of the snow cone with a one dollar sign above it.
Kid: But mister it says right here that the snow cone is only one dollar.
John: Not any more
John takes a black marker out of his pocket and crosses out the 1 and replaces it with a 5. The kid looks up at John starts to get nervous.
Kid: Well... ok mister if you say so.
The kid then holds up a five dollar bill and within seconds John snatches it out of the child's hand.
John: Nice doing buisness with you kid!
John is about to get back to the driver's seat when he is yet again interuppted.
Kid: Wait mister you are forgetting something!
The boy points to the picture of the snow cone. John then takes out the snow cone covered in plastic wrapping.
John: Oh you want this kid? Well here ya go!
John then extends out the hand with the snow cone. The smiles at the delicous red cone. When the kid is just about to grab it when Carpenter all of a sudden drops the snow cone in the middle of the street.
John: Woops sorry kid!
The boy then bends down to grab. Just when his hand is about to make conact with it John then runs over the snow cone with his truck and begins driving away.
John: Man I hate kids. They are just lazy good for nothings. Back in my day we used to beat kids like that kid back there. If I was that kid's parents I would have really socked it to him, but because of gay ass child abuse the only thing I can do is run over his snow cone. You know what though? There is actually something I hate more than kids and that is computer nerds. I can't tell you how many times I wanted to run up to one and give a peice of the rocky road! So far I have been held back by the law, but now I am going to have my chance. Thats right! I just got employed in some federation called the WFWF. I am booked for a match in March against some loser nerd called Shane O'Riley. So finally I will be able to get my veangence on nerds everywhere fo being so..... nerdy! The only set back is that it is a house show. Which means that only about 500 people are going experince my awesomeness, but still the only thing that matters is that at this show I guarentee that my Rocky road will conect to his ass flattening him out for the uno dos tres! the one two three baby! So at March 2nd make sure that you get tickets for this House Show when i claim this australian nerds ass!
OOC: Ok this is my first RP so go easy on me! I tried to make him come off as a jerk in this RP and I read FC and saw that O'Riley has a nerdy gimmick so yeah! So Read and reveiw people!
John: They will be here soon.... As for now I wil pay attention to something else.
John pulls down a small mirror and starts fixing his hat while grinning at the mirror.
John: Hey good looking! What's a guy like you doing selling ice cream? Shouldn't you be modeling? Or how about a movie star? Maybe even president! anything is better than Bush.
While John is lost in his reflection he didn't notice a small blond haired kid with blue eyes, jeans and stripped shirt. The kid soon becomes inpatient waiting for the ice cream man to notice him and begins banging on the door.
Kid: Hey Mister! Mister! I want ice cream!
The ice cream man finally notices the kid and becomes irratated with him for interupping his thoughts. John the walks over to the window and looks at the kid banging on his door.
John: Hey kid! What do you want?
The child then looks at the icecream man and becomes itimidated by his menacing glare.
Kid: ummm mister I was wondering if I could have an snow cone.
John: Five dollars kid.
The child then points to the picture of the snow cone with a one dollar sign above it.
Kid: But mister it says right here that the snow cone is only one dollar.
John: Not any more
John takes a black marker out of his pocket and crosses out the 1 and replaces it with a 5. The kid looks up at John starts to get nervous.
Kid: Well... ok mister if you say so.
The kid then holds up a five dollar bill and within seconds John snatches it out of the child's hand.
John: Nice doing buisness with you kid!
John is about to get back to the driver's seat when he is yet again interuppted.
Kid: Wait mister you are forgetting something!
The boy points to the picture of the snow cone. John then takes out the snow cone covered in plastic wrapping.
John: Oh you want this kid? Well here ya go!
John then extends out the hand with the snow cone. The smiles at the delicous red cone. When the kid is just about to grab it when Carpenter all of a sudden drops the snow cone in the middle of the street.
John: Woops sorry kid!
The boy then bends down to grab. Just when his hand is about to make conact with it John then runs over the snow cone with his truck and begins driving away.
John: Man I hate kids. They are just lazy good for nothings. Back in my day we used to beat kids like that kid back there. If I was that kid's parents I would have really socked it to him, but because of gay ass child abuse the only thing I can do is run over his snow cone. You know what though? There is actually something I hate more than kids and that is computer nerds. I can't tell you how many times I wanted to run up to one and give a peice of the rocky road! So far I have been held back by the law, but now I am going to have my chance. Thats right! I just got employed in some federation called the WFWF. I am booked for a match in March against some loser nerd called Shane O'Riley. So finally I will be able to get my veangence on nerds everywhere fo being so..... nerdy! The only set back is that it is a house show. Which means that only about 500 people are going experince my awesomeness, but still the only thing that matters is that at this show I guarentee that my Rocky road will conect to his ass flattening him out for the uno dos tres! the one two three baby! So at March 2nd make sure that you get tickets for this House Show when i claim this australian nerds ass!
OOC: Ok this is my first RP so go easy on me! I tried to make him come off as a jerk in this RP and I read FC and saw that O'Riley has a nerdy gimmick so yeah! So Read and reveiw people!
ed up what you did to the kid.....but none to less good rp