Post by mpa821 on Mar 6, 2006 17:25:32 GMT -5
John is sitting in his ice cream truck leaning back in his seat. Inside the ice cream truck is fuzzy pink dice slinging to a small mirror attached to his ceiling. John is wearing his white ice cream man uniform with a couple of noticeable ice cream stanes on it. While leaning back in his chair The ice cream man puts his black polished shoes on the black steering wheel. Carpenter now folds his hands behind his head while watching a small black TV on his dashboard. The TV is joined with a couple of other items including a small tilting hoola girl, a couple of empty cibrophone cups filled with melted ice cream. On the screen of the TV is the promo that El Jobber made last week.
El Jobber (on tv): The world has came to an end. It is all pure Armageddon on earth.
A confused look forms on John's face as he takes a small black remote out of his pocket and pauses the tape having trouble understanding El Jobber's accent.
John: What did he say about being mexican? Maybe I should fast forward this a bit.
Carpenter presses a button on the remote and fast fowards to a small boy talking.
Boy on TV: Sir I know this is a bad word, but what the fu-
John: Whoa! I thought WFWF was PG rated! Where the hell is this promo taking place! The Ghetto? .... Oh wait nevermind that's The Twisted Killaz department.
The ice cream man fast forwards the tape for a couple of seconds and comes on to a scene with El Jobber having an angry look on his face.
El Jobber: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
The scene shows El Jobber kicking the kid and the boy's head falling off. John stares in awe at the TV screen.
John: Wow and all this time I thought I was the master at being mean to kids! I will give Jobber some credit for kicking the kid's head off, but why do people love this guy. He is just some crazy bum who thinks he has super powers and that has a horrible accent!
With an irritated look on his face John turns off the TV and stares at the TV with a n irritated look on his face.
John: I just don't understand it! He is loved by the fans and he has a hot wife with huge knockers!
Carpenter sighs at the TV screen with an annoyed look on his face. Just then he noticed a kid standing at the back window of the ice cream truck with a small black shelf attached to it. John sighs and walks up to the window and looks down at the child.
John: So what do you want kid?
Kid: i dont know, what is there?
John: I don't know look at the men-
The ice cream man notices that the boy is wearing a blue shirt very similar to the one El Jobber wears to the wrestling ring. John points to the Kid's shirt.
John: Hey kid! Where did you get that?
Kid: Oh this? I got it at WFWF shopzone.
John: Well why did you get El Jobber's shirt?
Kid: Well it's because he is my favorite wrestler.
John: Why? Wouldn't you rather get one of John "The ice cream man" Carpenter's T shirts?
Kid: I like El Jobber because he always does the right thing and The Ice cream guy is mean!
A scowl forms on Carpenter's face.
Kid: Whats wrong? Don't you like El Jobber too?
John: No, and I am The Ice cream man!
The boy's face becomes pale with fright.
Kid: Oh sorry I didn't know.
John: Oh you didn't know! Well isn't that perfect You know what?
Kid ( with a nervous tone in his voice): what?
John: I am sick of people like you not showing any appreciation for what I do! I beat O'Riley yet people still call me The ice cream "guy"! When I am finished with El Jobber yoiu will be begging to be my fan!
Kid: Can I still have some ice cream?
John: No, no you can't! Today is ice cream man appreciation day and you my friend have failed!
John becomes furious and stomps over to the driver's seat of his truck and drives off furiously leaving the kid behind.
El Jobber (on tv): The world has came to an end. It is all pure Armageddon on earth.
A confused look forms on John's face as he takes a small black remote out of his pocket and pauses the tape having trouble understanding El Jobber's accent.
John: What did he say about being mexican? Maybe I should fast forward this a bit.
Carpenter presses a button on the remote and fast fowards to a small boy talking.
Boy on TV: Sir I know this is a bad word, but what the fu-
John: Whoa! I thought WFWF was PG rated! Where the hell is this promo taking place! The Ghetto? .... Oh wait nevermind that's The Twisted Killaz department.
The ice cream man fast forwards the tape for a couple of seconds and comes on to a scene with El Jobber having an angry look on his face.
El Jobber: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
The scene shows El Jobber kicking the kid and the boy's head falling off. John stares in awe at the TV screen.
John: Wow and all this time I thought I was the master at being mean to kids! I will give Jobber some credit for kicking the kid's head off, but why do people love this guy. He is just some crazy bum who thinks he has super powers and that has a horrible accent!
With an irritated look on his face John turns off the TV and stares at the TV with a n irritated look on his face.
John: I just don't understand it! He is loved by the fans and he has a hot wife with huge knockers!
Carpenter sighs at the TV screen with an annoyed look on his face. Just then he noticed a kid standing at the back window of the ice cream truck with a small black shelf attached to it. John sighs and walks up to the window and looks down at the child.
John: So what do you want kid?
Kid: i dont know, what is there?
John: I don't know look at the men-
The ice cream man notices that the boy is wearing a blue shirt very similar to the one El Jobber wears to the wrestling ring. John points to the Kid's shirt.
John: Hey kid! Where did you get that?
Kid: Oh this? I got it at WFWF shopzone.
John: Well why did you get El Jobber's shirt?
Kid: Well it's because he is my favorite wrestler.
John: Why? Wouldn't you rather get one of John "The ice cream man" Carpenter's T shirts?
Kid: I like El Jobber because he always does the right thing and The Ice cream guy is mean!
A scowl forms on Carpenter's face.
Kid: Whats wrong? Don't you like El Jobber too?
John: No, and I am The Ice cream man!
The boy's face becomes pale with fright.
Kid: Oh sorry I didn't know.
John: Oh you didn't know! Well isn't that perfect You know what?
Kid ( with a nervous tone in his voice): what?
John: I am sick of people like you not showing any appreciation for what I do! I beat O'Riley yet people still call me The ice cream "guy"! When I am finished with El Jobber yoiu will be begging to be my fan!
Kid: Can I still have some ice cream?
John: No, no you can't! Today is ice cream man appreciation day and you my friend have failed!
John becomes furious and stomps over to the driver's seat of his truck and drives off furiously leaving the kid behind.
