Post by Jaysus on Mar 7, 2006 19:09:09 GMT -5
El Jobber is sitting in his locker room looking at the Ice cream mans rp. A kid walks in and is actually the kid from the ice cream mans rp
Kid: "Can I have your autograph?"
Jobber looks at him with an unusual look in his eyes. Jobber then says
"Pffft why would you want mine don't ya get it kid El Jobber Jobber see that word it's Jobber do you know what a Jobber is right?"
The kid looks into his eyes and says
"It means the best right?"
Jobber then laughs and replies to the kid
"HELL NO! It means ya suck i suck I couldn't even beat a ing mosquito and you want my autograph?"
The Kid then says....
"Yes!"
He also then says
"Why do you say everyone is evil?"
Jobber then says
"Don't you get a promo? WFWF payed me to do that!"
The Kid then says with a tear in his eyes
"Y..You...Your'e a f..fff..ff.ff....faker?
Jobber then says
"Not all of it yes I do have superpowers and I like everyone but WFWF wants me to have a dark heel gimmick well them! I want my own gimmick and I will have my own gimmick which is me the real El Jobber!"
The boy then asks
"Is the Ice Cream Man really evil?"
Jobber Replies
"Yes..yes he is. He says I'm going to taste his popsicles of doom well I'm pretty sure that means dick so Ice Cream man let me tell you I am NOT a deep throater and NO I do not want to take your dayjob of sucking peoples ice creams. You say why he wouldn't wear one of your shirts it's not because you are mean it is because of the fact that you are a dirty ing asscrack
licking hole sucker!"
The Kid then cuts him off and says "Well could I just have your autograph already?"
Just all of a sudden El Jobberess comes in and the kid looks at her knockers and passes out
El Jobberess: "Hi hon.... What happened to this kid?
El Jobber: "There was a kid in here? Oh oh I guess there was"
He then spots a cameraman
Cameraman: "El Jobber you know we taped all of this right?"
El Jobber: "We were? Oh yes I'm kidding we were so kids tkae your vitamins, say your prayers and always stay away from mean old 40 year old Ice Cream Man Virgins
Both of them fly away from the room
OOC: El Jobber is mexican but can speak fluent english and 2 I am still learning so please don't be too harsh on m rp's for now
Kid: "Can I have your autograph?"
Jobber looks at him with an unusual look in his eyes. Jobber then says
"Pffft why would you want mine don't ya get it kid El Jobber Jobber see that word it's Jobber do you know what a Jobber is right?"
The kid looks into his eyes and says
"It means the best right?"
Jobber then laughs and replies to the kid
"HELL NO! It means ya suck i suck I couldn't even beat a ing mosquito and you want my autograph?"
The Kid then says....
"Yes!"
He also then says
"Why do you say everyone is evil?"
Jobber then says
"Don't you get a promo? WFWF payed me to do that!"
The Kid then says with a tear in his eyes
"Y..You...Your'e a f..fff..ff.ff....faker?
Jobber then says
"Not all of it yes I do have superpowers and I like everyone but WFWF wants me to have a dark heel gimmick well them! I want my own gimmick and I will have my own gimmick which is me the real El Jobber!"
The boy then asks
"Is the Ice Cream Man really evil?"
Jobber Replies
"Yes..yes he is. He says I'm going to taste his popsicles of doom well I'm pretty sure that means dick so Ice Cream man let me tell you I am NOT a deep throater and NO I do not want to take your dayjob of sucking peoples ice creams. You say why he wouldn't wear one of your shirts it's not because you are mean it is because of the fact that you are a dirty ing asscrack
licking hole sucker!"
The Kid then cuts him off and says "Well could I just have your autograph already?"
Just all of a sudden El Jobberess comes in and the kid looks at her knockers and passes out
El Jobberess: "Hi hon.... What happened to this kid?
El Jobber: "There was a kid in here? Oh oh I guess there was"
He then spots a cameraman
Cameraman: "El Jobber you know we taped all of this right?"
El Jobber: "We were? Oh yes I'm kidding we were so kids tkae your vitamins, say your prayers and always stay away from mean old 40 year old Ice Cream Man Virgins
Both of them fly away from the room
OOC: El Jobber is mexican but can speak fluent english and 2 I am still learning so please don't be too harsh on m rp's for now