Post by jeffmathardyxtreme on Feb 19, 2008 18:57:53 GMT -5
<the camera cuts to K13 whos with his illegitimate intellectually- disabled robot lewis varon child.>
varon: so wats next dad?
K13: after SB i dont know if i wanna even be here anymore. im gonna go bak to the future.
<K13 jumps out the window n lands in a delorian that takes him back to the future. but the future that he gets to is completely different!!!>
<robots have taken over the whole future n hav crossbred with teradactyls n had robot teradactyl babies that r intellectually- disabled! everythings on fire!!!!>
K13: o my god wut happend!?!?!?!?!?!
<suddenly ghost of christmas past who can see the future stone cold jumps off a dragon n lands next to K13.>
ghost of christmas past stone cold who can see the future: wut up
K13: wut happend the futures all wrong!
ghost of christmas past stone cold who can see the future: u went bak in time so u messd up the future n now robots and teradactyls r having intellectually- disabled babies cos of u lol.
ghost of christmas past stone cold who can see the future: now i am your guide and will tell you what you have to do next to prevent this OR ELSE!
K13: or else wut?
ghost of christmas past stone cold who can see the future: cos in the year 2045 there will be a child born.
K13: n hell do this!?!?!?!?!
ghost of christmas past stone cold who can see the future: no. but hell grow up n start a global franchise selling fried chicken. n employee who works there will slip one day n fall in the deep fryer.
K13: n that does it!?!?!
ghost of christmas past stone cold who can see the future: no. that guy will sue the company n get a million dollars from the settlement. with that money he will invest in his own brand of coffee thermoses.
K13: that has nothing to do with anything
ghost of christmas past stone cold who can see the future: wait. during the production of the first line of these thermoses, a factory worker will be reading the results of the wfwf show wer u won the title. hell be so intrested in u winning the title that he wont see the machine break. by the time he notices itll be two late n the machine will b destroyed. next door to the factory will be a museum. one of the guys who works there will come over with a teradactyl fossil in his hand. hell slip n the fossil will land in the robot. then bam. robot teradactyl babies.
K13: thats great!
ghost of christmas past stone cold who can see the future: what!?!?!
K13: I win the wfwf title
ghost of christmas past stone cold who can see the future: but wut about the robot teradactyls?!
K13: oh rite.
K13: i need a minute
<K13 jumps in the delorian n goes back in time to the present.>
K13: if what ghost of christmas past stone cold who can see the future is saying is true, i cant win the wfwf title or ill destroy the future! well u kno wut. until then im gonna beat everyone n be the best. ill win my first house show match cos im the best yeah!
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varon: so wats next dad?
K13: after SB i dont know if i wanna even be here anymore. im gonna go bak to the future.
<K13 jumps out the window n lands in a delorian that takes him back to the future. but the future that he gets to is completely different!!!>
<robots have taken over the whole future n hav crossbred with teradactyls n had robot teradactyl babies that r intellectually- disabled! everythings on fire!!!!>
K13: o my god wut happend!?!?!?!?!?!
<suddenly ghost of christmas past who can see the future stone cold jumps off a dragon n lands next to K13.>
ghost of christmas past stone cold who can see the future: wut up
K13: wut happend the futures all wrong!
ghost of christmas past stone cold who can see the future: u went bak in time so u messd up the future n now robots and teradactyls r having intellectually- disabled babies cos of u lol.
ghost of christmas past stone cold who can see the future: now i am your guide and will tell you what you have to do next to prevent this OR ELSE!
K13: or else wut?
ghost of christmas past stone cold who can see the future: cos in the year 2045 there will be a child born.
K13: n hell do this!?!?!?!?!
ghost of christmas past stone cold who can see the future: no. but hell grow up n start a global franchise selling fried chicken. n employee who works there will slip one day n fall in the deep fryer.
K13: n that does it!?!?!
ghost of christmas past stone cold who can see the future: no. that guy will sue the company n get a million dollars from the settlement. with that money he will invest in his own brand of coffee thermoses.
K13: that has nothing to do with anything
ghost of christmas past stone cold who can see the future: wait. during the production of the first line of these thermoses, a factory worker will be reading the results of the wfwf show wer u won the title. hell be so intrested in u winning the title that he wont see the machine break. by the time he notices itll be two late n the machine will b destroyed. next door to the factory will be a museum. one of the guys who works there will come over with a teradactyl fossil in his hand. hell slip n the fossil will land in the robot. then bam. robot teradactyl babies.
K13: thats great!
ghost of christmas past stone cold who can see the future: what!?!?!
K13: I win the wfwf title
ghost of christmas past stone cold who can see the future: but wut about the robot teradactyls?!
K13: oh rite.
K13: i need a minute
<K13 jumps in the delorian n goes back in time to the present.>
K13: if what ghost of christmas past stone cold who can see the future is saying is true, i cant win the wfwf title or ill destroy the future! well u kno wut. until then im gonna beat everyone n be the best. ill win my first house show match cos im the best yeah!
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