Post by Kyzer on Jun 12, 2006 12:47:48 GMT -5
The screen opens to static. The static slowly fades out as a face fades in, the smiling face of Drakz. It fades in and then fades out, Michael Kyzer’s face fades in and then fades out. The screen cuts to a packed Madison Square Garden as fans are exploding at the long awaited show to begin. “Last Man Standing” by Biohazard roars throughout the arena as the camera pan over various signs such as “Alex Sean is my Uncle!”, “Drakz smoked my kids!”, “Meg for Prez 2008”. Pyro go off surrounding the ring letting the crowd know that everything is finally starting. We cut to our broadcasting duo of Hayden Cross and Crystal Vierra, the WFWF newest announcers.
Hayden: I am Hayden Cross, and this lovely woman next to me is Crystal Vierra. Welcome to the dawn of a new era in the WFWF and the WFWF’s newest announcing team.
Crystal: Drakz and Kyzer definitely have things shaken up and rightly so. They are two badass pieces of ass. I am definitely liking the new look of this place and the look of our bosses.
Hayden: Do you have to get started with all the sex talk already?
Crystal: Yes…yes I do.
Hayden: (Sighing) Well anyways, we definitely have a great ppv as this will be the first taste of what Mr. Drakz and Mr. Kyzer will be bringing to the fed. Every title is up for grabs except the Intergalactic Spaceman Title. Our main event tonight will determine the number one contender for that title and that person will go on to Superbrawl to compete for the title.
Crystal: You talk to damn much. Apparently the cameras are catching up to one of the contenders for the Ham Shank title tonight, Calvin Lee.
The cameras cut back to Calvin Lee walking down the hallway backstage. He is taping his wrists as he walks and talking to himself under his breath. A figure is approaching him from behind but it is unclear who it is due to the focus of the camera. The figure pulls what at first looked like a hat down over his face. He then pulls a crowbar from up his sleeve and walks faster to catch up with Calvin. Calvin hears the footsteps and turns round but is hit in the head with the crow bar. The masked man beats down on Lee over and over with the crowbar. Calvin's head is bleeding and the masked man stops and runs back down the corridor at full pace. The camera then fades back to the ring and we see all of the divas ready for their match.
Hayden: Calvin Lee just got taken out before the match even began. He doesn’t look like he is in any condition to compete tonight.
Crystal: Thank god, he is such a whiny b*tch.
Hayden: You need to be nicer, Calvin is one of the most talented wrestlers in the promotion.
Crystal: If he was so talented, why didn’t he know someone was going to crack his skull open like a fat squirrel does a acorn?
Hayden: How would he know if someone was going to attack him, it isn’t like he has telepathy.
Crystal: Then he isn’t that great. I bet you Alex Sean has telepathy.
Hayden: I am not going to get into this argument with you.
Crystal: ‘Cause you are a b*tch like Calvin.
Hayden: Anyways we have all the competitors in the ring for this women’s Battle Royal. This match will determine our first Gyno Champion.
All 7 girls start in a big in ring brawl. The Fizz tries for an early elimination on Kat Hamilton, who is standing by the ropes. Fizz comes running in with a clothesline attempt, but Kat side steps and Fizz goes tumbling over the top rope.
Crystal: That she-male didn’t last long.
Hayden: That is an unfair thing. How do you know if she is a transvestite?
Crystal: Easy. She doesn’t have a cute ass like me.
Hayden: …
ELIMINATION: The Fizz
[/b][/i]Kat turns on Fizz and laughs at her for being eliminated so quickly, but gets eliminated herself when Scratch Cat dumps her up and over the top from behind.
ELIMINATION: Kat Hamilton
[/b][/i]Nikki and Super Tigress lock up in the center of the ring with a collar and elbow tie up. The two struggle with a test of strength, putting themselves right next to the ropes. Lydia comes in with a running dropkick to the sides of them both, knocking both girls up and over the top rope.
ELIMINATIONS: Nikki and Super Tigress
[/b][/i]Crystal: It is kinda funny to see all these floozies beat the hell out of each other over a worthless piece of metal.
Hayden: I guess it is different if you are a wrestler. You wouldn’t understand, you have never gotten into that ring and done what they do night in and night out.
Crystal: Well, you are right about one thing, I have never done what they do in the ring.
Hayden: Slut.
Three girls remaining in Scratch Cat, Lydia, and Miss Rachel Lee. Cat and Lydia tie up somewhat near the ropes. Lee tries to do the same stunt Lydia just did with a double elimination but trips over her own two feet. Lydia and Cat break their tie up to watch Lee fall on her face. Cat has her back turned to Lydia, which opens the chance for Lydia to get in a sick kick to the back of the head of Scratch Cat. Lydia focuses her attention on Rachel Lee, pulling her up. Lydia tries to give Lee an Irish Whip into the ropes, but Lee falls over Scratch Cat and stumbles into the bottom rope.
Hayden: Lee is just tripping over everything tonight, but for a klutz she has definitely put up a good fight tonight.
Crystal: I think I want Lydia to win. I like where she comes from, she is good stock.
Hayden: She is a porn star, not a race horse.
Cat gets up to her hands and knees and crawls right into a slap to the exposed butt cheek from Lydia. This causes Cat to scurry across the ring. Rachel Lee is back up again and running at Lydia, who is standing by the ropes. Lydia gets up underneath Rachel and gives her a back drop up and over the top rope to the arena floor.
ELIMINATION: Miss Rachel Lee
[/b][/i]Down to the final two, Scratch Cat and Lydia. The two tie up, with Lydia quickly over powering Cat. Cat breaks the lock up and clips the leg from underneath Lydia. Cat goes for an elbow on Lydia but Lydia gets out of the way and back to her feet, causing Cat to hit nothing but mat.
Crystal: Lydia is taking control nicely here. I wonder if I could look as cute as her if I was in that ring competing.
Hayden: Doubt it.
Crystal: What did you say?
Hayden: I didn’t say anything, I was clearing my throat.
Lydia with a standing senton attempt, but Cat rolls out of the way. Both girls back to a vertical base for a stand off. Cat comes running at Lydia, but Lydia catches her with a deep arm drag. Lydia with a wrist lock on Cat, Cat works her way back to her feet, still in the wrist lock. Cat tries to reverse the wrist lock by sending Lydia over the top rope. Cat takes a running start and shoes Lydia off, sending her up and over the top rope, but Lydia lands on the ring apron. Cat comes in with a high slap, but Lydia dodges. Lydia with a shoulder to Cat between the bottom and middle ropes and back into the ring. Lydia tries to set up for a powerbomb or piledriver, hooking Cat’s head between her legs. Cat lifts Lydia up onto her back and upside down. Cat holds Lydia upside down for a moment before dropping her, nailing her finishing “Scratching Post” Vertebreaker. Lydia dazed and confused, but immediately back to her feet. Cat grabs her by the back of her head and tosses her over the top rope for the win.
Winner Scratch Cat
[/b][/i]Hayden: Well, there you have it, our first Gyno Champion, Scratch Cat.
Crystal: Meh, she is alright looking. Not as hot as Lydia but she will do.
Hayden: Looks like our cameras are going to the back again as one of our co-owners is on the move.
The cameras cut back to the backstage and we see Michael Kyzer walking down the hallway. His demeanor is rather passive as he stops at a door, marked “Percy”. He walks into the door and closes it behind him.
Hayden: That is weird, what would Mr. Kyzer have to do with Percy?
Crystal: Who would want to get near that dirty piece of trash?
Hayden: I guess we will have to wait for answers as we have our next match coming up, it will a tables elimination tag team match to crown the first ever Orgy Champions. Wait…that doesn’t make sense, doesn’t an orgy consist of more than two people?
Crystal: Who cares, I like the name.
Hayden: You would.
The lights in the arena go down and “Headstrong” kicks out of the arena PA. Immune and Justin Tyme step out onto the stage surrounded by smoke. Tyme races down to the ring and dives between the bottom and middle rope, somersaulting and climbing onto the turnbuckle nearest the ramp. Immune begins to march down to the ring and he points at Tyme on the turnbuckle and nods. Tyme looks right back at him and climbs to the top turnbuckle. Immune is confused and stops short of the ring only to be met by a missile dropkick to the face from Tyme.
Crystal: Well this definitely has my attention.
Hayden: Tyme is attacking his own partner! Why would he risk losing a title shot like this by attacking Immune?
Crystal: Maybe because he realized he is better than Immune?
Tyme stands up and spits on Immune before walking back up the ramp. The crowd doesn't know what to think as Alter Bridge's "Open Your Eyes" begins to play. Xavier “The Deutschland Legend” Krueger and Miguel Sanchez make their way out onto the stage. The two men are holding separate flags, one Mexican and one German. They make their way down to the ring and laugh at Immune who is sulking his way back up the ramp, he just ignores them.
Crystal: That Xavier guy is one fat ugly mother fu-
Hayden: HEY! You can’t use that language. Kids could be watching.
Crystal: And I could give a fu-
Hayden: HEY!
Crystal: Take a Midol and shut up.
They slide into the ring and parade their flags around some more before being interrupted by Godsmack's “Whatever.” Kurt Burton Manny C race down to the ring, both holding iron pipes. They storm the ring and Manny nails Miguel in the face with the pipe. Miguel hits the ground and his nose begins to bleed all over the mat. Burton swings at Xavier but Xavier ducks and grabs Burton by the throat, ready to hit a chokeslam. Manny C drops the pipe and elbows Xavier in the back of the head knocking him to the floor. “Sell Me Out” now plays through the loud speakers and Justin Tyger races down the ramp alone. He slides into the ring and begins laying lefts and rights onto every man in sight. The bell still hasn't rung though. “Paint it Black” plays now and Tyger stops his assault to stare up the ramp. The Black ninja steps out onto the stage and performs a back flip before running down to the ring.
Hayden: This is amazing, two former enemies teaming up like this. This is definitely going to be interesting.
Tyger is confused, and while he stares at the Ninja he is lifted up from behind by both Manny and Kurt in a double back drop and tossed over the top rope onto the Black Ninja. The two of them laugh and turn back around only to be sent over the top rope by a split legged dropkick from Miguel Sanchez. Sanchez then jumps to the top rope and springboards off, hitting a senton splash on the pile of 4 men outside the ring. Xavier joins Miguel outside the ring and the two men begin to beat on every man as they stand up. Tyger fights back and backhands Sanchez in his seemingly broken nose. Sanchez cries out in pain and Tyger slams his head into the ring apron. Xavier is delivering shot after shot to Manny C until Kurt Burton helps his partner by taking out Xavier's knee with a clothesline. Manny goes under the ring and pulls out the first table of the match.
Crystal: Finally some wood.
Hayden: That sounded even dirtier than it normally would have coming from you.
Crystal: Thanks.
He sets it up and lifts the ring apron back up to go under again but a hard fist comes from underneath the ring. Manny stumbles back in shock as Kronic emerges from underneath the ring. Vivica follows and hits a diving clothesline on Burton. Tyger has now gotten a table out and has it set up in-between the guard wall and the ring. He bends Sanchez over and pulls his arm through his legs then flips him off his feet and up onto his shoulder for a pump handle slam. Sanchez struggles to fight back but is dropped flat through the table and is eliminated.
Elimination: Miguel Sanchez
[/b][/i]Hayden: There is our first elimination as Miguel is out of the match.
Crystal: I thought that Immune getting owned by Tyme was the first one.
Hayden: Well…um…whatever…
Kronic and Vivica have tossed Kurt and Xavier over the guard wall and into the crowd and now have Manny C set up for a double suplex. They lift him into the air then toss him forward sending him face first through the table he set up.
Elimination: Manny C
[/b][/i]Hayden: Great double team work by Kronic and Vivica. They have the experience factor in this one.
Crystal: They also have the ugliness factor.
The Black Ninja runs along the ring apron before performing a diving shooting star press taking out Vivica. Kronic lifts him up in a military press position but Burton jumps back over the guard rail and hits a spear on Kronic folding him in half. The Ninja falls and lands on top of Kronic. Xavier is recovering and has grabbed a steel chair from the audience and is now looking to take out Vivica who is leaning, with her back to him, on the guard wall. He swings the chair but she ducks and turns round and stares right at him. She reaches over the wall and grabs the chair from him then turns back around and nails Kurt over the back of the head with the chair. Justin Tyger is now stood on the top turnbuckle and is looking at Xavier.
Hayden: Tyger is going to fly.
Crystal: He will probably bounce off the fat.
Xavier however hasn't noticed and is cautiously stepping back over the guard wall keeping a close eye on Vivica. Tyger dives and lands on “the Sheik's” shoulders. He then flips and sends Xavier flying with a head scissors. Tyger then gets up but is booted back down by Kronic. Kronic lifts Tyger up to his feet but clotheslines him back down for good measure. The Black Ninja is now up and is stalking Kronic with the same steel chair that Xavier tried to nail Vivica with. Vivica however has taken a table out from under the ring and runs it into the back of the Ninja, knocking him to the ground. She then leans the table against the guard wall but as she does Justin Tyger slides into the ring. He runs, bounces off of the ropes and swings around the ropes nearest Vivica hitting a 619 to her back sending her face first through her own table.
Elimination: Vivica
[/b][/i]Crystal: Ugly #1 eliminated, not get rid of the other two.
Kronic grabs Tyger's feet and pulls him to the outside of the ring and goes to headbutt him but Xavier grabs Tyger from him and goes to hit a headbutt of his own. Kronic grabs him Tyger back but Xavier wants him for himself. The two men stare at each other before headbutting one another. Tyger can't believe his luck as he races to the opposite side of the ring and starts to pull out table after table. Kurt Burton is doing the same, each man has 3 tables out and begins setting them up. Tyger has his 3 set up but Burton only gets two up before he looks to take out Xavier. He runs, springboards himself off of the steel steps and hits a flying roundhouse on him which knocks him back over the guard wall again. The Ninja tries to take out Burton with a superkick but Burton catches his leg and hits a dragon screw. Kronic is up now and he and Burton begin exchanging blows. Tyger sees his chance and begins to place Burton's tables on top of his to build the Pyramid of Hell. Kronic slams Burton's head over and over into the turnbuckle post before laughing aloud at the sight of his busted open head. He then throws Burton to one side and gets a table out. He sets it up and Ninja is on his way round to their side of the ring. He runs toward Kronic who shoulder back tosses him up into the air and straight through the newly laid table.
Elimination: The Black Ninja
[/b][/i]Hayden: There goes Ninja getting rid of any numbers advantage that he and Tyger had. One person has been eliminated from every team.
Crystal: Way to count there.
Hayden: Are you always such a charming b*tch?
Crystal: Pretty much.
Tyger now has the pyramid set up and heads over to get Xavier who is now sliding into the ring. Kronic has Burton in a bear hug and is slowly squeezing the air out of him on the outside of the ring while Xavier and Tyger stare each other down inside it. Xavier hits the first chop to Tyger's chest and Tyger falls back but returns with a chop of his own. Xavier doesn't move a muscle but chops Tyger back, followed by another and then another, backing him into the turnbuckle. He whips Tyger into the opposite turnbuckle then runs toward him and slams in with a body splash. Tyger is down and winded. Burton has stopped moving in Kronic's arms who drops him and goes to get another table out from under the ring. He slides it into the ring and then follows it. Xavier hits Kronic with a right shot followed by another but Kronic pushes him backward. Xavier goes for a clothesline but Kronic ducks and hits a huge german suplex on Xavier. He then sets up the table and lifts Xavier to his feet. He looks to want to hit another german suplex but Xavier has his feet locked around Kronic's legs and isn't moving an inch. Kronic drops Xavier and elbows him in the back of the head before trying again but still Xavier is going no where. Tyger is now up and he drop kicks Xavier who falls back and lands on top of Kronic. Xavier crawls back to his feet and tries to fight back against Tyger but Tyger continues to hit kick after kick on him. Xavier runs backward and bounces off of the ropes and dives hitting a flying shoulder barge knocking Tyger out of the ring under the bottom rope. Kronic is up now and he and Xavier stare each other down. Kronic goes for a shot to Xavier's face but Xavier ducks and locks up Kronic in a full nelson. He then lifts him into the air and spins around dropping Kronic through the table with a full-nelson powerbomb.
Elimination: Kronic
[/b][/i]Crystal: One more ugly left, and it is the fat one to.
Burton is recovering outside the ring but Xavier is looking to finish off Tyger. He takes him over to the Pyramid of Hell and rolls him on. The two of them scale the mountain of tables and it looks as though Xavier is going to piledrive Tyger through the whole thing. Burton now, steel pipe back in hand runs over to the Pyramid. Xavier sees this and he throws Tyger off and onto Burton but Burton dodges and begins to climb the pyramid himself. Xavier tries to climb down but Burton nails him with the steel pipe and lays him on the second level underneath the top table. He then steps over to the ring apron and climbs to the top rope. Tyger now seeing his creation about to be destroyed panics and grabs Burton's foot causing him to slip and land with a leg either side of the turnbuckle. Tyger sighs with relief and goes under the ring. He pulls out a petrol can and the crowd goes wild. He splashes the bottom 3 tables with the petrol and then pulls a light from his trunks. He sparks it and sets the tables alight. The crowd begins to chant “Holy sh*t” and Tyger climbs the turnbuckle that Burton had just fallen back from. He looks around the arena and soaks up the chants from the crowd. He sets both feet on the top rope now and is ready to jump but Burton climbs up the same turnbuckle and lifts Tyger onto his shoulders. Tyger lets out a shriek as Burton launches him off of his shoulders and down crashing through the Pyramid, through the top table, onto the Xavier, through the next 2 tables and then through the remaining 3 burning tables.
Elimination: Xavier
Elimination: Justin Tyger
[/b][/i]Elimination: Justin Tyger
Hayden: HOLY SH*T!!! That was definitely one of the moments that will be remembered tonight.
Crystal: I will agree with you there. That was definitely a holy sh*t moment.
Winner: Kurt Burton and Manny C
[/b][/i]Burton laughs aloud and and taunts the crowd as they boo him. But he has what he wants. He and Manny are the new and first ever Orgy champions.
Hayden: We have filled two of the four titles up for grabs tonight. This is going to be a night that will go down in history.
The cameras cut to the backstage. Ganador is lying in a pool of blood as Percy stands over him with a crowbar. Kyzer walks up behind Percy and pats him on the back and hands him a syringe.
Kyzer: Welcome to the f*cking family.
Percy turns and runs off like a fat kid with candy. Kyzer only laughs and walks away.
Hayden: Looks like Mr. Kyzer and Mr. Drakz now have a follower.
Crystal: I wouldn’t want to claim that piece of gutter trash as my follower.
The cameras cut to the back again as Drakz is walking down the hall with a box in one hand. He is all smiles as he reaches the office he and Kyzer are using. He walks in to find the place tore up and down, as chairs, trash and everything else that was in the room is scattered everywhere. Drakz finds a note sitting on a table in the middle of the room. He reads it with an almost uncaring look on his face.
”Consider this my return. I am back to rid of the trash spoiling the WFWF, namely YOU!
Sincerely Yukio Blaze”
Sincerely Yukio Blaze”
Drakz laughs. He puts the box on the table and pulls out its contents. He uses the note to roll up a joint and as he just continues to laugh.
Hayden: Well, Mr. Drakz didn’t seem to care that his office is all tore up.
Crystal: I am happy Yukio is back though.
Hayden: I didn’t know you liked him.
Crystal: I like his ass.
The camera now shows Meg sat in her locker room. She's strapping up her boots getting ready for her match tonight. Suddenly the locker room door flies open and Meg's opponent for the Ass-hat title steams into the room.
Malice: I can't believe some dumb b*tch like you is getting a title shot. You should stick in the gyno division with all the other gutter sluts.
Meg stands up and squares off with Malice
Meg: Hold up one minute Malice you red neck sister f*cker.
Malice stares right at Meg and backhands her across the face.
Malice: No woman is going to talk like that to me. Especially not you!
Malice pushes Meg back into her chair and leans toward her.
Malice: You should count yourself lucky that by sucking off Drakz and Kyzer you got yourself a title shot. I don't see what the hell you've done to deserve to be fighting along side a man like me. What have you done that's so special to get you out from fighting in the slut's division?
Meg doesn't look scared she just smiles at Malice. This only angers him more and he raises his hand to hit her again but she rolls under his arm and grabs a steel chair. She holds it above her head threatening to hit him.
Meg: I'll let you go if you go now.
Malice curses before racing out of the room. Meg lowers the chair and laughs to herself before going back to lacing her boots. The cameras cut back to the ring as the third match of the evening is about to begin.
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