Post by veronicaaaahhhh on Dec 5, 2007 6:04:34 GMT -5
“If You Want Blood (You Got It)” by AC/DC plays over the arena speakers, as the arena lights fall, smoke fills the entrance way, as strobe lights flicker by the stage. Kat Hamilton is first to make her way out of the entrance curtain, with Kurt Burton following soon behind her; the WFWF World Tag Team title strapped over his waist- the crowd cheers. Wayne McGurk is next to come out, with the Tag Team title belt over his shoulder, and his arms around Vanessa’s waist- the crowd breaks in applause once more. Wayne and Vanessa meet Kurt, and Kat, and stop at the middle of the ramp; they look back towards entrance curtain, as Thunder comes through, with the World Heavyweight title around his waist. Thunder takes a moment to pause as he receives an great ovation from the crowd. He meets the four in the middle of the ramp and throws his hands to Wayne and Kurt, who raise his arms up. The three men stop for a photo-op; Wayne takes Vanessa to his side, and Kurt takes Kat to his, and the Axis poses for another photo-op, before making their way into the ring.
With five members of the Axis standing in the ring, Wayne takes a set of microphones and hands a couple to Kurt and Thunder.
Wayne: Now, I’ve accepted the fact that I can’t make you all laugh, the way Kurt and Thunder can.
Kurt and Thunder offer words of encouragement to Wayne.
Wayne: No, it’s true and it’s something I’ve got to accept. But right now, I’ve got the freedom of speech, and right now I’m going to speak from the heart when I say this.
Vanessa comes to Wayne and places an arm over his shoulder.
Vanessa: Let it out, it’s ok.
Wayne: Thanks babe.
At Scars and Stripes we made a killing, when we slaughtered CBT, EBR, and Obo; three individual forces, three letters, respectively, for three different people. Whether if it was the blood we spared, or the physical torment we faced that will never leave, I stand here tonight proud, knowing that it was damn worth it.
In the past years, we’ve seen men of all kinds come along, and have watched them as, they’ve gelled up with a group of renegade freak shows and bandits, only to break apart as quickly as they came. But if there is one thing that will continue to stand amongst everything else, it’s the Axis.
You see, we’ve been around long enough for people to know who we are and what we’ve done, but no one’s ever cared to wonder why. The Axis maybe out for dominance in the world of wrestling, which by standing right here, and seeing all the gold we’ve accumulated in the past couple days, is pretty obvious. But more importantly, the Axis strives on the blood of those who have embraced this band of unity. Because in a sport, where everyone’s looking out of a “shoot”, where the kiss of Judas lingers around every available corner, and where the fans now expect those who tread into the squared circle, to push their bodies to inhumane extremities, night in and night out, the Axis can stand without glory, because we take in watching out for our own.
Months ago, no one expected anything from us. Kurt was in rehab, I was at my physical worst, and Thunder fought his very life to completely establish himself as a force in the WFWF. And tonight, standing here, I take pride in being banded with these greats, for they are without a shadow of a doubt the best in the WFWF, and probably the closest I have ever had to brothers.
Here we are, Wayne McGurk and Kurt Burton, world Tag Team Champions; Thunder, World Heavyweight Champion. So, if anyone’s ever doubted us here we are. Because whether you want to believe it or not, we are the best the WFWF has to offer. Because from this moment fourth, when you hear the very name of the WFWF, you hear the name of Axis!
WFWF Presents:
Theme Song: Wolfgang “Atomica”
Location: Springfield Arena, Springfield Illinois
The Loaded opening video flashes on the screen as we now pull into the arena, as Wolfgang’s “Atomica” plays from the arena speakers, as pyros erupt ringside.
WFWF Tryout Match
Yohan Turdler vs Method Cobra
Method Cobra has had a tour of the WFWF last year, but was later deported for some odd reasons. While he did look impressive in the ring, he couldnt keep up with the Turdler, at least without some toilet paper and a plunger. Method tried to end the match with the Method Effect brainbuster, but Turdler countered it into a inside cradle and it was enough for the 1, 2, 3.
Winner By Pinfall, Yohan Turdler
“Cult of Personality” by Living Colour begins to play as the new WFWF Champion Thunder walks down to the ring. He is wearing a suit and has the WFWF World Title draped around his shoulder. A large bandage is on his forehead, just one of the many wounds he received at Scars & Stripes. Upon entering the ring, he is handed a microphone. The whole time, the crowd has greeted him with a chorus of boos.
Thunder: Go ahead, boo me all you want, but that won’t change the simple fact that I am your World Champion. And whether or not you like it, you better get used to it since this title isn’t going anywhere. Don’t get me wrong, I will be a defending champion, but seeing as I’ve already defeated most of the roster on my path to the World Title, there’s not much to worry about.
The perfect example is the man I will defend the title against at Superbrawl V, EBR. He certainly does deserve this shot after winning the Scars & Stripes Battle Royal, but we’ve already had this match before and know what the result was. I’ve already beaten EBR before, so what’s the big deal about this match? Sure, I know you fans will still buy the PPV even though you all saw it already. Hell, you bought Obo vs. McGurk twice in a row so you’ll buy this too. But, as I was saying, I’ll beat EBR once again at Superbrawl and then move on to—
{Before Thunder can finish, the infamous overture to Rocky plays as the crowd all rise and pop. As it culminates a gun shot is heard before transitioning into “Made You Look” by Rocky as EBR steps out from the back, microphone in hand. The music plays for several seconds before slowly fading out, as EBR remains on the entrance ramp, smirking.}
EBR: I heard my name so I just had to see what all the fuss was about. First off, congratulations on winning the Heavyweight title. Also, congratulations on not even being able to leave the ring without the help of EMTs. You looked very impressive with that routine. I guess that’s a good way to start a title reign, but I dunno. I tend to leave the ring on my own two feet, but different strokes.
EBR: Thirdly, congratulations on beating me two weeks ago. Seriously, good job. Sure, you have the right to brag about such a meaningless achievement, but I also consider it a moral boost and a bit of a compliment that beating me is apparently so high on your list of current successes. Thanks.
{E gives a thumbs up.}
EBR: But hey, you beat me two weeks ago on Loaded so I guess you have the match won already. Thanks for telling me; I would have looked awfully foolish had I shown up only for my time to be wasted. Personally, I think you should look more towards actually preparing to defend the title, especially considering you don’t seem to have the most impressive record when it comes to your title defenses. Be glad you’re not facing Yukio Blaze, I guess.
EBR: Honestly though, it’d make sense not to think about me. You don’t have to worry about any cheap shots or run-ins on my behalf. But again, you didn’t leave the ring doing victory laps at Scars & Stripes. I suppose it’d be logical to have your focus on the two guys who bitch smacked you after your match, as opposed to the guy who’s only facing you at Superbrawl in a match that apparently you’ll have no trouble in winning. Which is kind of ironic, really; I’m not the one caught up in drama, at least not anymore.
EBR: A bit of advice? Watch your back. I don’t know Obo, and I certainly don’t know Pierce Deville, but it seems to me that you struck a bit of a nerve with them. So just lay low for a little while; I’d hate for you to arrive at Superbrawl less than a hundred percent . . . or you know, the worst case scenario . . .
{EBR again smiles as we head to a commercial.}
Singles Match
Spider vs Candi Starlight
Candi Starlight came into the match with her game, and just seemed to have the better of the match, much to Spider’s dismay. Despite the obvious size advantage Spider had over Starlight, Starlight managed to counter everything Spider threw at her, often displaying her in ring abilities. It was when Spider motioned for the lariat did Starlight see the opening she needed, planting Spider face-first with the desecrator.
The Winner: Candi Starlight
We open to a parking garage as a man is seen walking through with a baseball bat. He walks slowly looking over each car deeply. He stops finally at a car, he takes a step back before unloading the baseball bat from his shoulder and slamming it full force into the back windshield of the car. The car alarm begins screaming louder than a Vegas slot machine. The man quickly walks to the side of the car by the driver’s door and reaches down with a knife and severs a cord and the car alarm is silenced. The man slowly turns around with a smile on his face.
[/b]With five members of the Axis standing in the ring, Wayne takes a set of microphones and hands a couple to Kurt and Thunder.
Wayne: Now, I’ve accepted the fact that I can’t make you all laugh, the way Kurt and Thunder can.
Kurt and Thunder offer words of encouragement to Wayne.
Wayne: No, it’s true and it’s something I’ve got to accept. But right now, I’ve got the freedom of speech, and right now I’m going to speak from the heart when I say this.
Vanessa comes to Wayne and places an arm over his shoulder.
Vanessa: Let it out, it’s ok.
Wayne: Thanks babe.
At Scars and Stripes we made a killing, when we slaughtered CBT, EBR, and Obo; three individual forces, three letters, respectively, for three different people. Whether if it was the blood we spared, or the physical torment we faced that will never leave, I stand here tonight proud, knowing that it was damn worth it.
In the past years, we’ve seen men of all kinds come along, and have watched them as, they’ve gelled up with a group of renegade freak shows and bandits, only to break apart as quickly as they came. But if there is one thing that will continue to stand amongst everything else, it’s the Axis.
You see, we’ve been around long enough for people to know who we are and what we’ve done, but no one’s ever cared to wonder why. The Axis maybe out for dominance in the world of wrestling, which by standing right here, and seeing all the gold we’ve accumulated in the past couple days, is pretty obvious. But more importantly, the Axis strives on the blood of those who have embraced this band of unity. Because in a sport, where everyone’s looking out of a “shoot”, where the kiss of Judas lingers around every available corner, and where the fans now expect those who tread into the squared circle, to push their bodies to inhumane extremities, night in and night out, the Axis can stand without glory, because we take in watching out for our own.
Months ago, no one expected anything from us. Kurt was in rehab, I was at my physical worst, and Thunder fought his very life to completely establish himself as a force in the WFWF. And tonight, standing here, I take pride in being banded with these greats, for they are without a shadow of a doubt the best in the WFWF, and probably the closest I have ever had to brothers.
Here we are, Wayne McGurk and Kurt Burton, world Tag Team Champions; Thunder, World Heavyweight Champion. So, if anyone’s ever doubted us here we are. Because whether you want to believe it or not, we are the best the WFWF has to offer. Because from this moment fourth, when you hear the very name of the WFWF, you hear the name of Axis!
WFWF Presents:
Theme Song: Wolfgang “Atomica”
Location: Springfield Arena, Springfield Illinois
The Loaded opening video flashes on the screen as we now pull into the arena, as Wolfgang’s “Atomica” plays from the arena speakers, as pyros erupt ringside.
WFWF Tryout Match
Yohan Turdler vs Method Cobra
Method Cobra has had a tour of the WFWF last year, but was later deported for some odd reasons. While he did look impressive in the ring, he couldnt keep up with the Turdler, at least without some toilet paper and a plunger. Method tried to end the match with the Method Effect brainbuster, but Turdler countered it into a inside cradle and it was enough for the 1, 2, 3.
Winner By Pinfall, Yohan Turdler
“Cult of Personality” by Living Colour begins to play as the new WFWF Champion Thunder walks down to the ring. He is wearing a suit and has the WFWF World Title draped around his shoulder. A large bandage is on his forehead, just one of the many wounds he received at Scars & Stripes. Upon entering the ring, he is handed a microphone. The whole time, the crowd has greeted him with a chorus of boos.
Thunder: Go ahead, boo me all you want, but that won’t change the simple fact that I am your World Champion. And whether or not you like it, you better get used to it since this title isn’t going anywhere. Don’t get me wrong, I will be a defending champion, but seeing as I’ve already defeated most of the roster on my path to the World Title, there’s not much to worry about.
The perfect example is the man I will defend the title against at Superbrawl V, EBR. He certainly does deserve this shot after winning the Scars & Stripes Battle Royal, but we’ve already had this match before and know what the result was. I’ve already beaten EBR before, so what’s the big deal about this match? Sure, I know you fans will still buy the PPV even though you all saw it already. Hell, you bought Obo vs. McGurk twice in a row so you’ll buy this too. But, as I was saying, I’ll beat EBR once again at Superbrawl and then move on to—
{Before Thunder can finish, the infamous overture to Rocky plays as the crowd all rise and pop. As it culminates a gun shot is heard before transitioning into “Made You Look” by Rocky as EBR steps out from the back, microphone in hand. The music plays for several seconds before slowly fading out, as EBR remains on the entrance ramp, smirking.}
EBR: I heard my name so I just had to see what all the fuss was about. First off, congratulations on winning the Heavyweight title. Also, congratulations on not even being able to leave the ring without the help of EMTs. You looked very impressive with that routine. I guess that’s a good way to start a title reign, but I dunno. I tend to leave the ring on my own two feet, but different strokes.
EBR: Thirdly, congratulations on beating me two weeks ago. Seriously, good job. Sure, you have the right to brag about such a meaningless achievement, but I also consider it a moral boost and a bit of a compliment that beating me is apparently so high on your list of current successes. Thanks.
{E gives a thumbs up.}
EBR: But hey, you beat me two weeks ago on Loaded so I guess you have the match won already. Thanks for telling me; I would have looked awfully foolish had I shown up only for my time to be wasted. Personally, I think you should look more towards actually preparing to defend the title, especially considering you don’t seem to have the most impressive record when it comes to your title defenses. Be glad you’re not facing Yukio Blaze, I guess.
EBR: Honestly though, it’d make sense not to think about me. You don’t have to worry about any cheap shots or run-ins on my behalf. But again, you didn’t leave the ring doing victory laps at Scars & Stripes. I suppose it’d be logical to have your focus on the two guys who bitch smacked you after your match, as opposed to the guy who’s only facing you at Superbrawl in a match that apparently you’ll have no trouble in winning. Which is kind of ironic, really; I’m not the one caught up in drama, at least not anymore.
EBR: A bit of advice? Watch your back. I don’t know Obo, and I certainly don’t know Pierce Deville, but it seems to me that you struck a bit of a nerve with them. So just lay low for a little while; I’d hate for you to arrive at Superbrawl less than a hundred percent . . . or you know, the worst case scenario . . .
{EBR again smiles as we head to a commercial.}
Singles Match
Spider vs Candi Starlight
Candi Starlight came into the match with her game, and just seemed to have the better of the match, much to Spider’s dismay. Despite the obvious size advantage Spider had over Starlight, Starlight managed to counter everything Spider threw at her, often displaying her in ring abilities. It was when Spider motioned for the lariat did Starlight see the opening she needed, planting Spider face-first with the desecrator.
The Winner: Candi Starlight
We open to a parking garage as a man is seen walking through with a baseball bat. He walks slowly looking over each car deeply. He stops finally at a car, he takes a step back before unloading the baseball bat from his shoulder and slamming it full force into the back windshield of the car. The car alarm begins screaming louder than a Vegas slot machine. The man quickly walks to the side of the car by the driver’s door and reaches down with a knife and severs a cord and the car alarm is silenced. The man slowly turns around with a smile on his face.
DC:[/b] Some of you may recognize me, I was around a while ago. I was known as the man Dane Christian. The troubled man with voices in his head, and hope in his heart. Yes his life was a sad one, filled with bitching and moaning. You see though eventually it all got to that poor man. He lost his mind. His whole psyche just collapsed, leaving his mind a bloody shambles. You see there is where my story starts. I am what crawled out of that collapsed mind and took control. I am what is going to finally make an impact here. Because you see while Dane was concerned with his past and proving he was a good person, I just don’t give a crap. I’m an bunghole, and I’m here for the money and myself. I’m here to cause pain to those who cross me, I’m here to take whatever I want, I’m here to become what the locker room fears.
DC.turns his head slowly and looks back at the damaged car, his face suddenly turns to one of rage and he brings the bat down hard on the front windshield crushing it all the way in.[/b]
DC:[/b] And you see what I want right now is gold. I love gold the sight and smell of it is intoxicating and that is what I want from this place.
DC begins slowly walking away from the car bat in hand. He makes his way to another car and smashes the driver’s window out. The car alarm is blaring, but DC makes no move to silence it.[/b]
DC:[/b] And that is why you will find that in this parking garage 6 cars with windows smashed in, doors bent, and just generally beat to crap. Am I trying to send a message to any of them in particular. Nope. Just hoping to piss one of them off enough to get their gold.
He begins to laugh as he smashes in the back windshield, the car alarm still blaring. DC drops the bat and walks to the elevator and gets in.
Fin
The trusted three of the Axis stand in the back with the Ryan Riddle. Thunder, Kurt and Wayne all have their titles shined brightly and slung over their shoulder.
Ryan Riddle: Well, to say the Axis had a good night at Scars and Stripes would be an understatement.
Wayne: You bet your ass it would be an understatement. Kat and I dominated the majority of the Battle Royal… Kurt and I took home the Tag gold, and Thunder walked out World champion, despite possible interference from Deville.
Kurt: And I made it to number three in the Battle Royal… suck on that bitches.
Wayne: I was fourth.
Kurt: Three’s better than four.
Wayne: I was in longer.
Thunder: Guys, let’s not fight over semantics. We came out the most dominant force the WFWF has ever seen, can’t we just be happy.
Kurt and Wayne look taken aback.
Kurt: How can you say that with the tragedy that has befallen our group, that we should be happy? Let us not forget about possessed Child, may God have mercy on his soul.
Wayne: Poor kid, didn’t even see it coming.
Thunder: He’s in a better place now.
All three look like they are about to cry. The interviewer is shocked and taken aback..
Ryan Riddle: Child died?
Thunder: No he went to Japan.
Burton: He’s a huge videogame addict.
The interviewer gets pissed, and throws down the microphone.
Ryan Riddle: I’m tired of this crap. I am never interviewing these guys again.
Kurt picks up the mic.[/i]
Kurt: Wait... RIDDLE? Oh man, it was just a joke. Oh well, I guess I am conducting the interview now, so Thunder, if you choke a smurf what color does it turn?
Thunder thinks long and hard about the question. Before he can answer, High Horror and Williams run up.
Williams: What's the big idea?
Horror: Yeah, what's the...
Williams: What did we talk about with the repeating me thing?
Horror: Sorry.
Kurt: I'm sorry, do we know you?
Williams: Yeah, you know us, the worst enemies you could make.
Thunder: Wait, I know, these are the guys who lost to the midgets.
Kurt: Ahhh... I remember you now.
Williams jumps and grabs Thunder by his shirt, and Burton whips out the lead pipe.
Kurt: I'd be thinking long and hard about doing that, with my friend feeling frisky, and Wayne being all big like.
Williams lets go of Thunder. Kurt lowers the pipe
Thunder: Guys, relax. It was a joke. A little hazing before you got to the big time. Everyone ghoes through it, you don't get mad, you get even.
Williams: We get even, you here that Horror, we're supposed to get even.
Horror: We're supposed to get even?
Williams: Well, how do you get even with a bunch of chickensh*ts who won't get into the ring with us?
Horror: How do you...
WIlliams: Horror!
Horror: Sorry.
Williams: Wait! I know.
Horror and Williams each grab a bucket of honey, and slop all three members of the Axis. Before anyone can react they are gone.
Thunder: What the hell?
Kurt: Hey at least it tastes good, they could have tarred and...
before he can finish, a sack of feathers opuns up above the Axis, dumping feathers all over them.
Kurt: feathered us...
Thunder: I am going to kill them, this suit cost me six hundred dollars.
Singles Match
Dante Black vs Reckless
Dante Black made a statement on last Sunday in the Scars and Stripes battle royal stating he is here to cleanse the bad and turn it good in the WFWF. He did that just tonight as before he entered the ring, he grabbed a chair, hurried in the ring and belted Reckless in the skull with the chair. The ref sounded the first official bell, afterwards asked for the bell to be rung over and over with Dante continues to belt Reckless with the chair. Dante throws the chair on the outside and stands in the middle of the ring with his arms extended out.
Winner By DQ, Reckless
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