Here are the results with a bit more details to them.
SMACKDOWN
- Show starts with a recap video which included Austin, The Rock, Kurt Angle, Vince McMahon, Undertaker, Brock Lesnar and even Heindenreich.
- Announcers start in the ring welcoming everyone, hyping the show.
- Batista comes down to the ring to a huge ovation. He may have gotten some new tattoos. Kane is his opponent. Batista wins via powerbomb in a back and forth match. Crowd was pretty hot for it.
- Backstage segment with most of the roster partying.
Hornswoggle slaps Maria's butt and Cole calls it vintage Hornswoggle. Finlay orders a drink. Punk comes in and yells at everyone for drinking. Cole says Vintage Punk. Vickie comes up to Teddy and insults him for banning the hell's gate. Then she introduces her new boyfriend, Eric (Escoba, I think) who is Smackdown's newest wrestler, who she'll be managing.
- Backstage, Mark Henry and MVP won't let Ryder part a velvet rope, even though they let everyone else in, including Iron Sheik and Sgt. Slaughter.
- Eddy Guerrero video package airs to a huge ovation.
- Jack Swagger out next to do commentary. Morrison out next, followed by Kofi Kingston (who is announced from Ghana, West Africa). They'll team up against Ziggler and The Miz.
- Ziggler gets the win via reverse bulldog on Morrison. Swagger and Miz have words then both stare down Kingston.
- Tatsu and Funaki sing Sexy Boy backstage until Jillian joins in. Iron Sheik and Sarge argue about USA and Iran. Sheik starts choking and Hurricane saves him. He spits it into whatever Santino is eating. Chris Jericho and Big Show walk in and mention how they were on the first episode of Smackdown. Santino pukes on Y2J, then Shows throws up too. Cut to Rock video trying to find the right way to introduce himself. Finally he gets it right. He takes off his coat and shows off, he's bulked up again. He goes through some catchphrases and the crowd eats it up. Gets a mixed reaction when he talks about he used to be there. Rock makes fun of Punk. Rock talks about Taker and says he doesn't want to get tombstoned. He says Smackdown is his show but maybe it's time to host Raw.
- Lumber jills match for the women's title. Michelle McCool vs. Melina. Melina dives at heel, chicks, cat fight breaks out, McCool wins via the Styles clash.
- Undertaker cuts a promo on the big screen saying Punk will enter his domain and Punk will need pills and booze to cope.
- Drew McIntrye stops the party to say cheers, R-Truth attacks him. Teddy calls the party officially over. Main Event time.
- The faces win after Taker hits a tombstone on Orton, all the faces get their finishers in, then all their music plays as confetti falls.