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Post by wyleecyotee on Nov 9, 2009 18:06:47 GMT -5
*after sex*
I was abandoned and put up for adoption at an early age, heres what my real parents look like.
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Post by lancewiget on Nov 9, 2009 18:20:51 GMT -5
I'm happy I can finally get to know you. I mean, I know your dad and sister really really well. I'd may aswell make it three outta three.
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Post by Mike Giggs' Munchies on Nov 10, 2009 15:49:35 GMT -5
"I may have to cut the date short if my waters break."
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John™
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Post by John™ on Nov 10, 2009 16:54:59 GMT -5
I wanna drink your bath water.
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Post by lancewiget on Nov 11, 2009 12:39:20 GMT -5
I wanna drink your bath water. This is the best one so far. |
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Post by Gene on Nov 12, 2009 13:17:07 GMT -5
I went on a date last night. Infact we could use the condom that slipped off.
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Post by figurecollector100 on Nov 12, 2009 13:26:27 GMT -5
Trust me it would scare you if you knew what was goin' on in my brain
Trust me it would scare you that I've picked out the church all the schools all the names
If you knew it was all about you every wish Every candle every coin in a fountain
Trust me it would scare you
Thats why I go...
mmm mmm m m m m m
I wanna have your babies
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Post by Mike Giggs' Munchies on Nov 12, 2009 15:56:16 GMT -5
GET SERIOUS LIKE CRAZY
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Post by lancewiget on Nov 13, 2009 6:18:38 GMT -5
I WANNA HAVE YOUR BABIES, SEE THEM SPRINGING UP LIKE DAISIES.
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Post by figurecollector100 on Nov 13, 2009 6:37:45 GMT -5
I'M IN A BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG OCEAN, IN A TINY LITTLE BOAT
I love where this thread is going.
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Post by lancewiget on Nov 13, 2009 6:42:01 GMT -5
I ONLY PUT THE IDEA OUT THERE IF I KNOW IT'S GONNA FLOAT
*btw... figurecollector, you missed out a bit*
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Albus Voldemort
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2009 UK Slammy Award Winner - Best new member: Just a Fool
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Post by Albus Voldemort on Nov 13, 2009 9:41:39 GMT -5
"here comes the airplane"
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Post by figurecollector100 on Nov 13, 2009 10:36:32 GMT -5
I ONLY PUT THE IDEA OUT THERE IF I KNOW IT'S GONNA FLOAT *btw... figurecollector, you missed out a bit* I know  I couldn't remember it.  |
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Post by lancewiget on Nov 13, 2009 11:50:57 GMT -5
I ONLY PUT THE IDEA OUT THERE IF I KNOW IT'S GONNA FLOAT *btw... figurecollector, you missed out a bit* I know I couldn't remember it. I googled for my parts...  |
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Post by figurecollector100 on Nov 13, 2009 12:33:48 GMT -5
Clearly you are NOT a real man then  |
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AV1
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Post by AV1 on Nov 13, 2009 12:34:59 GMT -5
i need a crap
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Post by Mike Giggs' Munchies on Nov 13, 2009 15:48:49 GMT -5
Top Tune
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Post by lancewiget on Nov 13, 2009 16:09:09 GMT -5
Clearly you are NOT a real man then I really can't remember a time when I was to be fair. It's been a while since I used my man parts. |
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Post by figurecollector100 on Nov 13, 2009 16:10:25 GMT -5
Clearly you are NOT a real man then I really can't remember a time when I was to be fair. It's been a while since I used my man parts. Same, because usually she does all the work. SHING! |
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Post by lancewiget on Nov 15, 2009 11:18:50 GMT -5
I really can't remember a time when I was to be fair. It's been a while since I used my man parts. Same, because usually she does all the work. SHING! It's been a while since "she's done all the work" if I'm honest... |
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