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Post by MC2 on Jul 5, 2010 18:31:34 GMT -5
I can do 3, 12 and 14 because of WORST CASE SCENARIO WITH BEAR GRYLLSSSS
But seriously, I know how to clean a Bolt-Action Rifle.... :/
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Sabin
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Post by Sabin on Jul 5, 2010 18:38:20 GMT -5
2 17 and 25 are the only ones i can do
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Post by 2345 on Jul 5, 2010 18:40:03 GMT -5
2,5,7,10,11,12,16,23,24,25
1/25 not bad.
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Post by Lord Ragnarok on Jul 5, 2010 18:47:46 GMT -5
Ok, here's Forrest Griffin's Real Man Checklist: Repairman: A manly man knows how to fix sh*t. If the heater is on the fritz, he knows how to take it apart and put it back together. The more cusswords you use while doing the repair job, the more manly you become. It also helps to show at least three inches of butt crack and fart regularly Mechanic: Most manly men know how to fix cars, but it is not mandatory. However, you need to have a basic understanding of what's going on underneath the hood. If you have a friend who claims to be a man, yet he can't tell you what an alternator does or identify it, he is not a man. Beer: All real men drink a specific brand of cheap beer. While I was growing up my stepfather, who was the manliest man on the planet, drank Schlitz tall boys. There was no room in the fridge, so he just left them on the counter and drank them warm. One day I asked him why he drank Schlitz, and he said, "It's only 3.1 cents per ounce. Beer is an acquired taste, so you might as well acquire a taste for cheap beer." That's some manly sh*t.Chef: A lot of people feel real men should leave the cooking to women, but that is complete bullsquash. Real men cook all the time, but there are some strict guidelines. First, all cooking must be done on a grill, even during winter. Especially during winter. Second, you can't cook anything fancy. Stick to meat. Third, you can't use too many condiments or know the names of the seasoning you used. If someone asks you what spices you put on the chicken, you must reply. "Hell, I don't know. It just came in a package." Intelligence: Real men don't need to be particularly intelligent about general matters, but they do have to be smart when it comes to guy sh*t. First and foremost, they must know military ranks in order - corporal, sergeant, lieutenant, etc. If someone says something about a full bird, and you think it's when you elongate your middle finger, which is what I thought as a kid, then you're not a real man. I would suggest writing down the military ranks so you can study them, but real men don't write. (Note: I'm a man because I broke my own badass rule to write this book, which tells all you a$$holes to not even start writing... Does that even make sense?) Hunter: In order to be a real man, you don't need to be a lumberjack who lives in the woods. You also don't need to kill your food with your own two hands (although it certainly helps). At least once in every real man's life, he has killed something, cleaned it, and then consumed it later that same day. Shooting a buffalo and then losing track of it in a forest or paying someone to stuff it doesn't count. You must kill, clean, and eat. There is nothing quite like the steamy, meaty smell that emanates from a freshly dressed carcass.I think his list is much more reasonable than half the stuff on the other list. Those two are just stupid. Im even a drinker and love the fact that a slaughtered animal fills my stomach like nothing other but to say its "manly" is just moronic. Also, MMA isnt manly its macho. There are plenty of men that dont give 2 damns about MMA. Sports in general can be classified as manly. Your really taking what he's saying seriously? LOL!
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