Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2011 12:36:04 GMT -5
*Pyro Starts!*
McMahon: Welcome to World Wide Federation!, with me Vince McMahon here with Celebrity Guest Mr T and Jim Ross
Mr T: Its great to be here! I love this kind of fan reaction!
*The following match is scheduled for 1 fall. Making his way to the ring. Shawn Micheals!
*Shawn walks down the ramp*
McMahon: Here's a fantastic young jobber! He has the looks, skills, and the Moves!
JR: He certaintly has McMahon!
*Shawn Walks up the ramp* Shawn Micheals: Buy my T-Shirts and other HBK merchandise at HBK@WWF.COM! (not a real url or merch website)
*And His Opponent!*
*Mystery man walks down the ring*
JR: Who is this?
McMahon: I Beleive this is a new jobber called "Jeff Harvey"
JR: "Hardy" McMahon. Learn your employees names.
*Jeff walks down the ramp*
DINGDINGDING|!
*Jeff runs with lots of energy at HBK*
*HBK ducks under Jeff's arm*
*HBK grabs young Jeff's hair and pulls it saying "Had enough Kid?"*
JR: HBK showing No respect for this young warrior
*HBK Grabs for a Piledriver*
*HBK Hits a neck shattering Driver onto The Jobber Jeff*
McMahon: Oh my god? Did you hear his neck?
*Jeff Tries to punch HBK but ducks and hits with a kick to the gut*
*HBK runs up to the top corner and hits a standing moonsault*
Mr T: I am having the best time! Only here at World Wide Federation!
HBK pins jeff hardy
1.......2...... OH WHAT A KICKOUT!
*Jeff hardy lays on the ground barely Awake*
*HBK drags him up by his hair and hits the Superkick!*
JR: Oh my god? Did you hear that?
Mr T: I am coming back. Definately
McMahon: Oh gawd that must hurt!
1.....2........3!
*You think i'm cute, Ya know im sexy!*
*HBK Leaves the ring with dignity and walks down the ramp being booed by thousands of fans*
We will be back after this message!
McMahon: We are back live in the middle of this event between Ric Flair and Bret Hart!
*Hart hits Ric with a punch to the temple*
*Ric fights back with a low blow!*
McMahon: That can't be legal!
Mr T: Oh that sucka got De-Balled!
JR: Are we even allowed to say that on air?
*Ric flair gets floored by Bret and Flair hits the referee by accident*
*Flair gets a steel chair from the ring and hits Bret at his injured knee*
*Ric hits the steel pole making a huge whacking sound and the referee mistakes Bret for hitting Ric*
DINGDINGDING :The winner of this match due to disqualification! Ric flair! *Bret gets up and whacks the camera with the chair*
*The camera breaks*
Jr: We are currently losing connection ladies and gentlemen, come back next week for more.
*Jim the anvil neidharts theme plays as the theme song for WWF*