Post by Justin Sanity on Mar 20, 2012 16:03:59 GMT -5
2FW
Full Force Wrestling
Date: Saturday, March 31, 2012
Location: Pico Rivera Sports Arena, Los Angeles, California.
Clouds Over California
Theme: “Clouds Over California” by Devildriver
Scheduled Matches for This Evening.
[/i]Full Force Wrestling
Date: Saturday, March 31, 2012
Location: Pico Rivera Sports Arena, Los Angeles, California.
Clouds Over California
Theme: “Clouds Over California” by Devildriver
Scheduled Matches for This Evening.
Sonjay Dutt vs Jody Fleisch
Matt Sydal & Mike Quackenbush vs Jay Lethal & Flip Kendrick
Mickie Knuckles vs Lisa Marie Varon
TLC Match: Low Ki vs Jason Cross
Tag Team Championship: Travis Tomko & Matt Bloom© vs Perry Saturn & Austin Aries
NODQ for the Hardcore Championship: Thumbtack Jack© vs Cactus Jack
NODQ for the 2FW Championship: Takeshi Morishima© vs Samoa Joe
A recap of last month’s PPV shows Low Ki refusing to shake Jason Cross’s hand, Tomko and Bloom capturing the tag team championship, and eerie warning to thumbtack Jack from Cactus Jack. We then cut to a sold out Pico Rivera Sports arena in Los Angeles, fans holding up their signs and some memorabilia, soon we can hear our commentators coming over the sound of the crowd.
JL: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, welcome to 2FW’s “Clouds Over California” coming to you live from the Pico Rivera Sports Arena, in the always beautiful and sunny Los Angeles California!
AS: And by Sunny and Beautiful you mean full of crime and smog right? Oh by the way everyone, I’m Al Snow, and He’s Jerry Lynn.
JL: Lets go down to Jeremy Borash in the ring.[/b]
The camera fades to Jeremy Borash as he is ready to announce the opening contest.
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from London England, weighing in at one hundred and fifty four pounds he is Jody Fleisch!
Fleisch jumps out of the curtain and walks down to the ring giving fans high fives.
AS: Personally Jerry, I believe that Jody Fleisch is one of the top high flyers in pro wrestling today. No other man that I know of can hit a seven hundred and twenty degree DDT and hit shooting star press leg drops etc.
JL: Couldn’t agree with you more Al.
As Al and Jerry discussed Sonjay Dutt was on his way to the ring handing out high fives to his fans and slides into the ring.
Opening Contest: Jody Fleisch vs Sonjay Dutt
JL: Here we go Al, Sonjay Dutt, one of the most unique wrestlers today, goes against yet another unique wrestler, Jody Fleisch.
The bell sounds as Dutt and Fleisch circle one another, the two slowly engage in a knuckle lock up and Dutt pushes Fleisch to the ground but Fleisch performs from great bridge work. Dutt flattens Fleisch’s shoulders but Fleisch kicks himself up, arm drags Dutt to the western side of the ring. Dutt hangs on the outside as Fleisch hits a tiger feint kick, faking out Dutt, and Fleisch quickly capitalizes with a springboard moonsault onto Dutt.
AS: Asai Moonsault by my man Jody Fleisch! Freakin’ love this kid!
Fleisch picks Dutt off the ground and looks to whip him into the northern guardrail, Dutt counters with a whip, Fleisch jumps onto the railing and hits a corkscrew, but Dutt catches him and drops him back first on the guardrail. Dutt lands acouple chops across the chest and springboards off the guardrail with a leg drop onto Fleisch. Dutt picks him up off the ground, pulls him to the northern side of the crowd and pulls the guardrail out, Dutt goes back onto the ring apron and soars through the air onto Fleisch with a corkscrew plancha. After awhile the two get back into the ring, Dutt covers him, and it’s a two count only.
JL: That dirt on the outside is used for bull fighting and riding, and these guys are covered in it! But let’s not let that distract us now.
AS: Speaking of bull fighting I saw Samoa Joe in the back before, he was choking out a vicious Texas Longhorn with a rare naked choke. He said he hopes to choke that Longhorn out before his match and if he does, we’re having a barbeque after the show.
Dutt whips Fleisch off the western ropes, Fliesch springboards off with a roundhouse kick but Dutt ducks, and springboards with a cross-body. The two get up quick, as Fleisch connects an arm drag, Dutt connects an arm drag. Double Dropkick, Fleisch lands on his feet from a back body drop, Dutt springboards out of the north western corner with a roll up, two count only, double dropkick again, and now the two are at a stand off. The two lock up and Dutt gives a knee to the gut, and hits a suplex Stunner. Fleisch still stands as Dutt throws a right hook, Fleisch ducks, and hits a modified Olympic slam. Fleisch hooks the leg and gets a two count. Fleisch climbs the south eastern turnbuckle and looks for a Phoenix Splash but Dutt gets up in time and shakes the ropes causing Fleisch to land on the turnbuckle support. Dutt turns Fleisch around and hits an elevated Cradle Neck-breaker, and gets only a two count.
JL: Dutt looked to put Fleisch away with the Indian Summer, but it didn’t do the trick!
Dutt sets Fleisch on the top rope in the north western corner and the two begin to trade shots up there. Fleisch pushes Dutt off and climbs down, onto the western apron. Dutt gets up and Fleisch nails the seven twenty DDT and somehow gets a two count. Fleisch climbs the ropes again, but Dutt gets up and hits a cutter on Fleisch out of the corner knocking the wind out of them. Dutt is the first to get up and he scales the north eastern ropes, Dutt flies into the air with a Moonsault and lands a double stomp on the chest of Fleisch to get the three count.
Winner: Sonjay Dutt
AS: Oh My God! A moonsault double stomp!? Fleisch’s chest has to be crushed!
JL: To be honest Al, I’m surprised he isn’t throwing up blood right now!
As Dutt leaves he Offers his hand out to Fleisch, Fleisch shakes his hand and Dutt helps him out to the back.
JL: That is some great sportsmanship.
AS: In the meantime, lets look at some highlights from Flip Kendrick’s match with Matt Sydal from last month, as well as some highlights from Lethal’s match with Pac.
We show some clips as Al and Jerry explain what some key factors in the match will be. We then cut back to the ring with Jeremy Borash.
JB: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a tag team match. Introducing first, from Detroit Michigan weighing in at one hundred and seventy pounds, he is Flip Kendrick! And his partner, from Elizabeth New Jersey weighing in at two hundred and twenty five pounds, he is “The Nature Kid” Jay Lethal!
”Courage” by Alien Ant Farm hits the speakers as Kendrick jumps from the curtains and Lethal walks out with a signature robe. Lethal gives a loud ‘Woo!’ and the crowd responds, Kendrick gives fans at ringside high fives as Lethal steps into the ring and lets off another ‘Woo!’ Kendrick comes into the ring as Lethal grabs a microphone and begins to speak.
Lethal: WOOOOOO!
Crowd: WOOOOO!
Lethal: WOOOOOOO!
Crowd: WOOOOOO!
Lethal: Flip Kendrick brotha! We are live here in Los Angeles, the city of angles baby! The place where we become, the limousine ridin’, jet flyin’, kiss stealin’, wheelin’ deelin’ sons of guns! WOOOOO!
Crowd: WOOO!
Lethal: Now Kendrick brotha, tonight is the night where you can get your shot at Sydal’s title if we just win this one match! Think of it this way Kendrick, Matt Sydal may have flight, he may have speed, but your speed and flight, is twice as fast, and twice as high as his! WOOO!
Crowd: WOOO!
Lethal throws down the mic and takes off his robe as “Radical” by Jim Johnston hits the speakers and out comes the Ariel Assault Champion Matt Sydal and Mike Quackenbush
JB: And their opponents, from St. Louis Missouri weighing in at one hundred and sixty pounds he is the Ariel Assault Champion, he is Matt Sydal! And his partner from West Lawn Pennsylvania, weighing in at one hundred and ninety one pounds, he is “Lightning” Mike Quackenbush!
The two enter the ring and take their place in the corner as the bell sounds for the match to begin.
Tag Team Contest: Radicalz 2.0 vs Flip Kendrick & Jay Lethal
JL: Here we go Al, this is going to be one hell of a tag team contest.
Sydal and Lethal look to start off the match as the two lock up. Lethal takes advantage with a wrist lock, Sydal rolls out of it and slaps the hands of Lethal to release. Sydal bounces off the western ropes, looks to hit a step up hurricanrana, Lethal catches him and hits a sit out power bomb and gets only a one count. Lethal picks Sydal off the mat, Sydal trips the legs and hits a double leg drop to the groin of Lethal. Sydal then stands on the western apron and springboards off connecting with a front flip leg drop across the back of the head of Lethal. Sydal then hooks the leg, gets a two count, and tags in Quackenbush. Sydal drops Lethal with a suplex and Quackenbush flies off the top rope with a swanton bomb. Quackenbush rolls afterward and slaps Kendrick in his corner and soon goes to work on Lethal.
AS: What disrespect to a class act like Kendrick.
Quackenbush wraps the arm of lethal around his leg, rolls back, and stretches the leg of Lethal over his shoulder and applies pressure to the back. Lethal refuses to tap but Kendrick comes in and lands a dropkick to the side of the head to Quackenbush. Kendrick then connects with a springboard pele kick off the eastern ropes, Sydal climbs the south western turnbuckles and lands his knees on the shoulders of Kendrick, pushing him down to the mat face first. Kendrick holds his face, possibly showing that he is injured, as soon as Sydal gets up, Lethal hits a T-Bone suplex on him.
JL: Picture perfect T-Bone by Lethal!
AS: Kendrick has got to be hurt, he’s outside the ring now gripping his face.
Lethal notices Quackenbush on the top rope of the north western side, and goes right after him. The two trade shots on top until Lethal hits a fisherman suplex off the top. Sydal looks to hit his “Here We Go” driver as soon as Lethal stands up, but an injured Kendrick comes back in the ring and hits an Orange crush on Sydal.
JL: I guess Kendrick is back in this thing!
AS: He’s still holding his face in pain though!
Lethal throws Quackenbush on the outside of the ring as Lethal climbs the north eastern corner and Kendrick climbs the south western corner. William Regal comes out through the crowd with a chair and smacks Kendrick in the back with it as Lethal flies off the top with an elbow getting the three count.
Winners: Flip Kendrick and Jay Lethal
AS: What the hell is that bunghole doing back in this company!?
JL: We have a damn restraining order against him!
Regal repeatedly hits Kendrick with the chair, and even Sydal as well as Quackenbush get acouple shots in on him. They then hand the chair to Lethal, who doesn’t even think twice as he smashes the chair across Kendrick. They keep beating Kendrick down and Perry Saturn, a very long haired Austin Aries, Jody Fleisch, and Sonjay Dutt come down to the ring and clean house.
AS: Look at all that hair on Aries.
WR: You don’t mess with the Bilderberg group! You never ever mess with the Bilderbergs! Once you mess with us, you’ll turn to dust!
PS: Hey Regal shut the hell up with your s**tty poetry please, spare us the moment. Listen, how about Sydal, Quackenbush, and Lethal, take on Kendrick, Dutt, and Fleisch next month a Primitive!? And Me and Aries will take on whatever you can throw at us!
WR: I can assure you Mr. Saturn this will happen! But I’m not throwing Matt Bloom and Travis Tomko oh no sir, I’m afraid you’ll have much more to worry about.
Perry Saturn and Austin Aries turn around only to face Josh Prohibition and Matt Cross in the center of the ring. Aries hits a brain buster on Prohibition, as Saturn Props up Cross for a double team move. Saturn and Aries soon hit the total elimination on Cross and then do the same to Prohibition as the crowd absolutely goes nuts.
PS: Bring it on Regal! Your two goons against The Eliminators 2.0!
JL: That is going to be a sick match up next month!
The camera cuts to Jerry Lynn and Al Snow at the commentators table.
AS: You bet Jerry, a high flying six man tag, what could be better?
JL: How about Perry Saturn and Austin Aries proclaiming themselves as the new Eliminators, Eliminators 2.0 against Josh Prohibition and Matt Cross, the high flying duo known as Youthaniza.
AS: Also Jerry think of it this way. If The Eliminators 2.0 capture the tag team titles tonight, they will have to put them on the line against Youthaniza at Primitive.
JL: You are absolutely right Al. Let’s go in the back I’m getting word of two people brawling, let’s go to it.
we cut to the back where Lufisto and Mickie Knuckles are engaged in a fist fight. Security breaks them up numerous times only to have the raging women escape to beat each other down more. Soon Jim Cornette comes between them and separates them for good.
JC: If you two ladies wanna fight each other so bad, fine, we’ll make it happen! When we get the TV deal with HBO, it’s going to be Mickie Knuckles vs Lufisto!
We then cut back to the commentators table where Al and Jerry are surprised.
AS: Well we already have a match for our first episode.
JL: You can say that again. But anyway folks, this next match is a Tables, Ladders, and Chairs grudge match, no contract to grab, no object above the ring. These two just have a pure hatred for one another. Just imagine what these two could do in this match.
AS: The two men that Jerry are talking about, are non other than “Crossfire” Jason Cross, and “The International Warrior” Low-Ki. Let’s show the promo for it.
We cut to a clip from “Revenge of the sandman” where Ki and Cross were the opening match up. Joey Styles is voicing the clip over.
JS: At our return show “Revenge of the Sandman” it started out as just an opening contest. But, the match got such a positive reaction from the audience, they demanded a rematch, and that is what 2FW gave.
The clip from “Revenge of the Sandman” faded to clips from “Some Type of Negativity”
JS: Then at “Some Type of Negativity” the rematch was set, resulting in a two straight loss situation for Low-Ki. Ki being frustration about the two losses, refused to shake Jason Cross’ hand after the match. This offended Cross to the point of bitter anger and yet another rematch was set for the two, only with Tables, Ladders, and Chairs as their arsenal.
We cut back to a ring filled with ladders, tables, and chairs as “Rio Grande Blood” by Ministry and out comes Low-Ki.
JL: He’s surprisingly getting cheered.
JB: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a Tables, Ladders, and Chairs grudge match! Introducing first from, Brooklyn New York, weighing in at one hundred and seventy pounds he is Low-Ki!
Ki soon hops over the ropes and into the ring as he awaits for his opponent. Soon “Thieves” By Ministry hits the speakers and the crowd sings along to it, and out comes Jason Cross.
JB: And his opponent, from Gainsville Georgia weighing in at one hundred and ninety five pounds, he is Jason Cross!
TLC Grudge Match: Jason Cross vs Low Ki
Cross steps onto the apron and Ki immediately starts kicking away on Cross. Ki then climbs the south eastern corner and flies off onto Cross with a front flip. Ki picks Cross off the floor and delivers elbows and chops, Ki whips Cross into the northern guardrail but Cross jumps onto the railing and hits a back elbow on Ki. Cross grabs a chair from a Fan, sets it up, runs off the chair, Ki catches him in DDT position and drops Cross face first onto the chair. Ki then grabs the chair and smashes it across the back of Cross. Ki starts setting up a table near them as Cross starts to scale the Guardrail, Ki gets up to Cross and hits a blue thunder driver through the table on the outside. Ki is the first one up as he sets up a Ladder on the outside, Cross rolls himself into the ring, and Ki throws two chairs into the ring. The two then start dueling chairs, and Cross takes advantage with a shot to the gut followed by a shot across the shoulders. Cross whips Ki off the eastern ropes, holds up the chair, and Ki connects with a dropkick to the chair.
JL: What a dropkick to the chair!
AS: That’s excellent strategizing for ya.
Ki sets the two chairs side by side and scales the ladder he set up earlier. Cross grabs one of the chairs and cracks Ki with it, but Ki stays on the ladder. Cross sets the chair back and goes after Ki, the two trade blows on the ladder before Cross delivers a michinoku driver from the ladder to the chairs, crushing them. After awhile the two get up and trade shots, Ki ducks a high kick from Cross and follows it up with a jumping enzugiri. Ki grabs a table from the outside and sets it near the south eastern corner, Since Cross is already in the corner, Ki sets him in the tree of woe but Cross’ back is against the table. Ki then scales the ropes and hits a nasty double stomp onto Cross through the table.
AS: Holy Christ! That table shattered into a million pieces!
JL: I’m surprised that move alone hasn’t killed anybody!
Ki covers Cross but he only gets a two count. He pulls Cross out of the mangled mess of what used to be a table and goes on the outside for another chair, as soon as Ki finds one on the southern side of the ring, Cross baseball slides the chair into Ki. Cross then bounces off the northern ropes and flies onto Ki with a somersault plancha to the outside. Cross slides a table and a chair into the ring, and he points to the ladder Ki had set up before as the crowd goes nuts. Cross then slides the ladder into the ring and sets everything up, with the chair on top of the table. Ki goes after Cross on the ladder as they start to trade shots, left and right, until Ki hits a high kick causing Cross to loose a bit of his senses.
JL: Only god knows what is going to happen here.
Ki takes advantage and hits the Ki Krusher from the ladder, crushing the table and the chair, knocking the wind out of both men. Soon Ki covers Cross and gets the three count.
Winner: Low-Ki
AS: I don’t think we will be returning any of this furniture back to Ikea.
JL: Neither do I, but god damn what a match.
Both men get to their feet and as soon as they do, Cross cracks a chair across the back of the head of Ki and the crowd boos in anger. Cross then leaves limping away, and Ki has to be carried out.
JL: Let’s cut to Joey Styles in the back with Perry Saturn and Austin Aries.
JS: Perry Saturn, Austin Aries, you both made it very clear tonight that you are no longer The Radicalz 2.0 but The Eliminators 2.0, and that you two will take on Matt Bloom and Travis Tomko for the tag titles, if you win the titles tonight are you concerned about facing Matt Cross and Josh Prohibition with your titles on the line?
PS: Not at all Joey cause you see, Prohibition and Cross may have youth and size and possible skill, but are very unaware of the secret work of Myself as well as my partner Austin Kronus.
JS: Austin Kronus? And what might those works be?
AK: I figured why not add the former eliminator’s last name as my own. And the works Joey are martial arts, he’s got kick boxing, I’ve got jujitsu. Bloom and Tomko as well as Prohibition and Cross, won’t know what hit them.
We cut back to the arena where Jeremy Borash is ready to do what he does best.
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the 2FW Tag Team Championship. Introducing first, at a combined weight of six hundred and forty pounds, they are the 2FW Tag Team Champions, they are Matt Bloom and Travis Tomko!
”Disgusting (Underscore)” by Bryan New hits the speakers and the crowd Boos once the tag champs come out from the curtains. As they make their way down to the ring they piss off and offend any fan that they could possibly find.
JB: And their opponents, at a combined weight of four hundred and fifty pounds, they are the team of Perry Saturn and Austin Kronus, they are the Eliminators 2.0!
”Push” by Ultraspank hits the speakers as Saturn and Kronus come out of the curtains and run around ringside. They soon slide into the ring and the bell sounds.
Tag Team Championship: Matt Bloom & Travis Tomko vs Eliminators 2.0
As soon as The Eliminators hop into the ring, Tomko and Bloom immediately run out of it. Saturn and Kronus turn around for a brief second, and instantly get jumped by Bloom and Tomko. Bloom hits a DDT on Saturn, while Tomko hits a power bomb on Kronus. Bloom scales the south eastern turnbuckles and hits an elbow drop from the second rope on Kronus. Bloom covers him but only gets a two count, Tomko lifts Saturn off the mat and hits a gut wrench suplex, followed by Bloom with a big splash and Kronus breaks up the count. Bloom goes after Kronus, lifts him in spine buster position as Tomko bounces off the southern ropes and drops down to one knee, Bloom then slams Kronus onto the knee of Tomko and Saturn breaks the count. Bloom gives a couple of rights to Saturn, whips him off the ropes, ducks the double clothesline, springboard moonsaults over Bloom and Tomko and nails a double dropkick. Saturn then hits a clothesline on both men, but as soon as he goes after Bloom again, Bloom hits a high elevation choke-slam.
JL: Talk about cutting off momentum!
AS: That was a choke-slam with authority!
Bloom and Tomko set Kronus up for the magic killer but Saturn hits the dropkick to the Knees of Tomko and hit a pair of spinning roundhouse kicks on Bloom. They dodge the returning clothesline from Tomko and deliver a double super-kick but Tomko still stands, soon they hit suplex’s near the south eastern and north western corners, scale the turnbuckles, and hit senton splashes at the same time.
JL: Stereo Senton Splash! These guys are on fire, just like the old school Eliminators!
Bloom and Tomko rolls to the southern side of the ring where Saturn hits a Asai Moonsault onto them. Once everyone is back up, Kronus hits a space flying moonsault plancha onto everyone. Saturn rolls Tomko back into the ring and Kronus follows with Bloom, Saturn springboards off the southern ropes with a dropkick, Kronus whips Bloom into the north eastern corner and hits a cartwheel back-handspring kick to the face of Bloom in the corner. Kronus follows up with a snap mare as Saturn flies high through the air with an elbow drop on Bloom and gets a two count.
AS: Saturn with some hang time off the top! What height!
Kronus climbs the south eastern corner as Saturn springboards off the western ropes and hits Tomko with a moonsault, and in that instant Kronus hits the signature four fifty splash. Bloom gets up and goes after Saturn, Looking to hit the Baldo Bomb but Kronus gives a stiff kick to the gut, and the two follow it up with Total Elimination and get the three count.
Winners: Perry Saturn & Austin Kronus, The Eliminators 2.0
JL: What a triumphant victory for those two here tonight in 2FW!
AS: An unbelievable matchup! I Can not believe that Perry Saturn can still pull off those moves!
Austin Kronus grabs a microphone and gives a warning to Matt Cross and Josh Prohibition.
AK: Hey Youthaniza! That will happen to you two next month at Primitive! You will be totally Eliminated!
As soon as Kronus throws down the Mic, we cut to Jerry Lynn and Al Snow at the commentators table.
JL: What an exciting night it’s been Al, we have new tag champs, and we have our matches set for our television debut.
AS: Correct Jerry but the night is not over yet, as the next match is a SAW Death Match between the self proclaimed “Cactus Jack of Deutschland” Thumbtack Jack, Defending his 2FW Hardcore Championship against the king of the death matches Cactus Jack.
JL: That’s right Al also in our Main Event, Takeshi Morishima defends his 2FW World Championship against Samoa Joe in a no disqualification match.
AS: I wonder if Joe finally choked out that Texas Longhorn, I’m looking forward to that barbeque after the show. I never tried Texas Longhorn before.
We fade to a warning showing clips from various 2FW death matches, that sates death matches should not be tried at home and that they can result in serious injury or possibly death. This then fades back to a ring stocked with weapons and Jeremy Borash at ringside.
JB: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a SAW death match, and it is for the 2FW Hardcore Championship. Introducing first, from Berlin Germany weighing in at two hundred pounds, he is the 2FW Hardcore Champion, he is Thumbtack Jack!
SAW Death Match for the 2FW Hardcore Title: Thumbtack Jack© vs Cactus Jack
As Flyleaf’s “I’m So Sick” plays over the speakers Thumbtack and Cactus start brawling out of the entrance way. Cactus hits Thumbtack with a trashcan down the entrance way and then suplex’s him on the entrance way. Cactus drags him back to ringside where he slams a chair across the back of Thumbtack, soon Cactus starts tossing weapons one by one into the ring. Thumbtack attacks Cactus from behind and tosses him into the ring, once Thumbtack slides in, Cactus stomps away on Thumbtack and slams a razor bladed chair across the shoulders of Thumbtack.
AS: My god that chair has razors embedded in it! Do you know how much damage that thing could cause!?
Cactus lays down the razor chair and hits a double arm DDT to Thuumbtack on it, hooks the leg, and gets a two count only. Cactus lifts Thumbtack off the mat but Thumbtack fires back with right hands to the gut. He then follows it up and the razor chair to the gut and slams the razor chair across the back of Cactus. He quickly then tosses Cactus into a glass pane in the north western corner of the ring, hooks the leg, and gets a two count. Thumbtack then looks to embed Cactus in a barbed wire board in the south western corner, soon Thumbtack pulls a box cutter out of his pocket and slices away at the forehead of Cactus, spewing blood onto the canvas. Thumbtack then takes the glass pane from the north eastern corner, throws it onto Cactus, and the glass shatters all across the back. Thumbtack goes for another pin but yet another two count, he goes to the outside and sets a table up and lays a barbed wire board across it, he stands on the apron only to meet Cactus hitting him with a barbed wire bat. Thumbtack then falls off the apron and crushes the barbed wire board and table, entangling himself in it.
JL: My god! These two are going to kill each other!
Cactus goes to the outside, and pins Thumbtack but doesn’t get the three. Cactus goes to look for more weapons as Thumbtack pulls himself out of his barbed wire cocoon. Soon Cactus returns with a staple gun and staple the already bloody forehead of Thumbtack, then staples the left arm, and then staples his shirt to his tongue. Cactus then looks to hip toss Thumbtack into the Barbed Wire board he landed in before but Thumbtack counters with a hip toss of his own. Thumbtack then stomps away on Cactus and pulls a box out from under the ring, he opens the box and pulls out a syringe which he looks to stab Cactus with but Cactus nails a low blow in time. Cactus then takes the syringe and pierces the already cut up forehead of thumbtack.
AS: Good god this is sickening!
JL: This is a match that thumbtack Jack himself came up with and yet Cactus is taking him to school on it!
Cactus then stabs Thumbtack in the arm with the syringe. Cactus then sets a table up by the northern side of the ring and dumps the whole box of syringes on the table, he takes Thumbtack and lays him on the syringe covered table and scales the north eastern corner. Thumbtack gets up quickly and attacks Cactus, soon the two are in Russian leg sweep position and Thumbtack delivers a leg sweep crushing the table covered in syringes.
AS: That’s it somebody stop the damn match I can not take this anymore.
The two bloody and beaten warriors slowly rolls out of the pile of syringes, pulling them out of their arms and back. Cactus pulls a light tube out from under the ring and breaks it across Thumbtacks back, then they begin to battle up the entrance way and there is a 12 foot sheet of light tubes to the left of the stage, where Cactus suplex’s Thumbtack through. The two slowly get up and walk towards the other side of the stage, where four tables are stacked with light tube log cabins. They chase after each other on a camera tower where Thumbtack delivers a death valley driver to Cactus from twenty feet through the light tubes and tables, to the floor. Once the smoke clears Thumbtack jack receives the three count.
Winner: Thumbtack Jack
JL: Oh thank god this match is over already.
Thumbtack slowly gets up and limps back to the ring to retrieve his belt, but on his way back to the entrance he is holding a barbed wire bat. He limps over to Cactus, where he sets the barbed wire bat on fire and repeatedly hits an injured Cactus with it. To finish him off, Thumbtack breathes fire into the face of Cactus and walks away with an evil grin.
AS: What a sick man Thumbtack Jack is!
JL: Lets got off of this, show a promo for our main event.
We cut to highlights from Samoa Joe and Takeshi Morishima’s match at “Some Type Of Negativity.” We also show case the triumphant victory of Morishima, as well as things that happened after the camera’s went off the air.
AS: Joe does not back down from anyone!
We show Samoa Joe attacking Morishima with a chair and crushing it with a muscle buster. After ward Joe holds the belt above his head, soon we cut back to Jeremy Borash in the middle of the ring.
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is a No Holds Barred match for the 2FW World Championship. Introducing first the challenger, from the island of Samoa, weighing in at two hundred and eighty pounds, he is Samoa Joe!
”The Killchain” by Bolt Thrower hits the speakers as Joe steps out of the curtains wearing a pair of denim shorts with usual footwear. He rolls into the ring and tosses his towel into the crowd.
JB: And his Opponent, from Tokyo Japan weighing in at three hundred and twenty pounds, he is the 2FW World Champion, he is Takeshi Morishima!
As “White Washed” By August Burns Red plays through the arena, Morishima comes out of the curtains sporting a wifebeater and jeans. He speed walks his way into the ring and as soon as gets in, the bell sounds and him and Joe get in each others faces.
Main Event: No Holds Barred for the 2FW World Title: Takeshi Morishima © vs Samoa Joe
JL: I’m loving the main event atmosphere!
AS: It’s the unstoppable force meets the immovable object here tonight guerilla!
JL: Calm down Jesse!
AS: Conspiracy theories! Ref was paid by the government!
The ref tries to separate the towering behemoths, but only gets tossed over the top rope of the eastern side of the ring by Joe. The two go back to being nose to nose and begins trading elbows to the jaw and chops across the chest. Joe bounces off the northern ropes with a shoulder tackle but it does nothing, Morishima bounces off the southern ropes with a shoulder tackle but does nothing. Morishima bounces off the southern ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Joe ducks and connects with a clothesline of his own on the rebound. Morishima rolls onto the eastern side of the ring, Joe bounces off the western ropes and hits a tope elbow on Morishima. Joe picks Morishima off the floor and hits a couple of head butts, followed by an Irish whip into the southern guardrail, Joe then backs up and hits a big boot scrape on Morishima to the guardrail.
JL: My god that’s steel! Who knows what that could do to a humans skin!
Joe grabs a chair from a fan, places it on Morishima’s head, and looks for another boot scrape. Morishima however throws the chair at Joe and then slams it across his back. Morishima tosses the chair into the ring as he goes after Joe, and then drops him groin first across the northern guardrail, Morishima then backs up and hits a huge big boot on Joe knocking him off the guardrail and into the crowd. Morishima covers him but only gets a two count, Morishima awaits for Joe to get up, and once he does, he charges but Joe hits a power slam, slamming Morishima’s head on the guardrail. Joe then slams a chair on Morihsima’s bloody forehead, the blood which pores onto his shirt and down to his jeans.
AS: Oh my god look at the blood that Morishima is loosing! Joe now is just using Morishima’s blood as Samoan war paint!
Joe throws Morishima over the guardrail and hops over. Joe then punches the wound in the forehead and even bites it to split it even wider. Joe looks under the ring and tosses in more chairs, a table, and rips a piece of the guardrail out and tosses it in the ring. He goes to Morishima, who starts fighting back with elbows, chops, and head-butts. He then tosses Joe into the ring, Grabs a chair, and cracks it over the head of Joe. Joe stands on spaghetti legs and Morishima clocks him again with the chair, but he refuses to go down. Morishima this time does a running chair shot which does the trick and sets up the table in the north western corner. Only the legs are kicked out, and he also sets the guardrail up in the opposite corner, then he goes after Joe.
JL: What the hell does Morishima have in mind here?
A bloody Samoa Joe fights back as he is taken into the south western corner by Morishima. Joe fights back with repeating elbows and even a head kick in the corner. Joe then props Morishima on the top turnbuckles and drives Morishima through the table in the north western corner, shattering it into pieces.
AS: I knew just by the way that the table was set up, that it was going to be painful!
Joe goes for the cover and gets only a two count. The two slowly get up and trade elbows left and right, Joe looks to whip Morishima into the guardrail but Morishima counters with a whip, which in turn Joe reverses into a rear naked choke. Morishima is getting cut off from air, as the ref lifts the arm up once, twice, but on the third time Morishima builds momentum from the crowd. Unfortunately it doesn’t do very good, as soon as the two stand up Joe hits a rear naked choke suplex into the guardrail.
JL: That guardrail almost got crushed by the weight of these two! Its pretty bent and banged up!
Joe goes for the pin again but yet only gets a two count. He stands up as Morishima very slowly gets to his feet, and takes the guardrail, stretches it between the western ropes and a chair. Joe turns around as the two begin to trade elbows once more, Joe then goes for a clothesline, Morishima ducks and delivers a backdrop suplex. Crushing and bending the guardrail as well as the chair, Morishima covers Joe and gets a three count, and the crowd goes insane.
Winner: Takeshi Morishima
AS: Guerilla do you believe in miracles!?
JL: I do Al! and I have certainly seen one here tonight!
As Morishima celebrates, Joe comes up from behind and chokes him out with a rear naked choke. He then gives the ref a muscle buster and holds the 2FW championship above his head, just as he did last month, and the show fades away to a recap of the show.
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