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1. Promo- M$M introduces the show
Ted Dibiase walks to the ring and picks up a mic...
M$M: Ladies and gentlemen I am “THE” Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase … now … I have been in this business for many years … now I'm at the point both physically and mentally in my life that I can no longer compete … but I sure as hell can make some more damn money! So ladies and gents with out further waiting and useless blabber I present …. U-A-W!!!
2. Jake Roberts vs Desmond Wolfe:
the match begins and Jake pulls Wolfe into a clothesline, Jake kicks Wolfe in the gut and attempts DDT, Wolfe reverses by lifting Jake over his shoulders and down into a piledriver, Wolfe picks Jake up and pulls off a German suplex, Wolfe lifts Jake into piledriver position but Jake lifts him by the legs and hits Wolfe with an Alabama slam into the corner, Jake runs toward corner but Wolfe rolls out of the way, Wolfe lifts Jake onto top rope and attempts for German superplex, Jake lands on his feet turns around and delivers a power bomb to Wolfe, Jake picks up Wolfe to feet, Jake punches Wolfe to ropes then clotheslines Wolfe over the top rope, Wolfe lands on his feet outside the ring, Wolfe grabs Jake by the legs from behind and drags him out of the ring onto Jakes feet, Wolfe uses back kick followed by a downward lariat, Wolfe stomps on Jake's back, Wolfe pulls Jake up by the hair and throws him back in the ring, Wolfe goes for a springboard elbow drop on Jake but Jake rolls out of the way, Jake picks up a groggy Wolfe hits the DDT and goes for a pin on Wolfe, Wolfe kicks out at 2, the 2 get up, Jake punches Wolfe, Wolfe punches Jake, Jake attempts Irish whip but Wolfe reverses it Irish whipping Jake into a kick to the gut, Wolfe sets Jake up for a suplex and suplex's Jake into the corner, Wolfe goes for drop kick on Jake who is hanging upside down but Jake pulls himself up to sit on the top rope causing Wolfe's crotch to crash into the low corner, Jake then stands on the top rope and hits a foot stomp to the head of Wolfe, Jake pulls up from out of corner and delivers a back suplex, Wolfe gets up immediately and is hit with a clothesline by Jake, Wolfe gets up immediately again and is kicked in the gut then taken out with a DDT, Jake goes for the pin and is declared the winner!
3. Promo- the new ministry of darkness cuts a promo (Sting, Undertaker, Kane, Abyss) Undertaker steps out from a shadow and speaks
Undertaker: ladies and gentlemen I am the Undertaker … over the last few weeks I have assembled minions … forces of evil, the new ministry of Darkness is upon you … and John Cena … you will pay for your past actions against me, and if you are in disbelief of my warning I would like to introduce my minions, Kane, Abyss … and Sting
(Sting, Abyss and Kane step from the shadows as well)
Undertaker: so you see John … whether you make your attacks on or off camera like you have been doing I will have my revenge, and you John, you will REST,IN,PEACE...
4. John Morrison vs Matt Hardy
the 2 lock up, Matt works John into a headlock but John lifts Matt for a back suplex but Matt backflips onto his feet, John turns around and Matt kicks him in the gut, Matt lifts Morrison and delivers a suplex, Matt picks John up immediately after and delivers a German suplex, Matt picks John up immediately after again and sets John up for a piledriver, John swings Matt off his feet and flings Matt by the legs into the ropes, Matt backs up into Morrison who rolls Matt into a pin, Matt kicks out at 1, Matt rolls back onto his hands and knees, John lifts Matt into a piledriver possition but Matt lifts Morrison into a Alabama slam possition and does a sit down dropping John on his head, Matt rolls over and lifts John back to his feet with his back to Matt, Matt comes from behind with a headlock and drops to his knee impacting pressure to John's neck, Matt gets back on both feet with John and hits John with a back breaker, John is on his hands and knees as Matt gets up, Matt leg drops Morrison and drags John's head to the apron as Matt gets out of the ring, Matt elbows John's head between the elbow and apron, John squirms in pain back into the ring, Matt climbs up to the apron as John gets up, John shoulders Matt in the gut, with Matt groggy John runs from halfway across the ring and hits Matt with a sunset flip, the ref is checking Matt and John is recovering but Randy Orton comes in and punches John in the face and hits a quick RKO, Orton rolls John back into the ring and hides under the ring as Matt and the ref turn around, Matt gets in the ring and pins Morrison, John is knocked out so Matt wins by pinfall, Orton attempts to sneak attack Matt with an RKO but Matt pushes Orton away, Matt attempts a clothesline on Orton but Orton dodges it and Matt turns around to be punches in the face by Orton, Orton kicks Matt in the gut and is about to hit Matt with a DDT but then Jeff runs into the ring and Orton drops Matt and runs away, Jeff helps Matt and John up and they all look at Orton as he looks angrily at the 3 of them.
5. Maria asks Randy Orton why he did what he did and Orton replies
Randy Orton: well Maria, as some of you may know the Hardy boys and Morrison have been getting a lot of attention these last couple of weeks … well, I decided to do something about it … you see I recently took a look at the UAW website and all 3 of those nobodies are higher on the list for a title shot against Matt Morgan than I am … it's bad enough a WWE reject and a TNA nobody is our world champion but to have those losers higher on the contenders list then me is just plain ridiculous … so Matt, Jeff, John … you 3 better be watching yourselves I know Jeff Hardy is the #1 contender but if the 2 boys that I just called to join the roster come here like expected both Matt Hardy and John Morrison should be no problem when I put Jeff outta business and take his place against Matt Morgan!
6. Beer Money vs
?
Bobby Roode: ladies and gentlemen as tag team champions me and James here haven't seen too many tag teams that can threaten our reign as Tag team champions … the Hardys are in singles competition god knows how many times we have beaten and smacked our way through Team 3-D but the word around town is there is a new mystery team on our roster so why don't y'all come on down here and test your luck agains Beer Money inc. baby!
Samoa Joe & Umaga enter (the new Wild Samoans)
the 2 teams stare into eachothers eyes angrily, the matchup starts with Bobby against Umaga, the bell rings and Umaga charges and smashes Bobby to the ground, Bobby immediately gets back up but Umaga slaps Bobby in the chest to the mat, Bobby gets back up and Umaga hits Bobby with a super kick, Umaga tags Joe in and Joe elbows Bobby into a corner, Joe goes for a spear into the corner but Bobby rolls out of the way causing Joe to crash into the corner, Bobby tags in James who yells out “Sorry 'bout your damn luck!!” as he attempts to hit Joe in the corner with a super kick, the super kick connects, Joe is groggy in the corner and James Irish whips him to the opposite corner, James goes for a splash on Joe but Joe catches James and hits a spine buster, Joe gets up tags Umaga then hits James with a moonsault, Umaga follows up with a leg drop to James, Joe is now back in the corner where he belongs, Umaga picks James up onto his feet, Umaga goes for a Samoan spike but James dodge it and Umaga turns around into 2 punches to the face by James, James kicks Umaga in the gut and attempts a suplex, Umaga is too heavy so Umaga hits a suplex on James, Umaga tags Joe, Joe climbs to the top rope hits a splash and goes for a pin on James, the new wild samoans win, Bobby attempts to take on both Umaga and Joe but Joe stops him with a kick to the gut then helps Umaga set up for a powerbomb on Bobby, Umaga powerbombs Bobby into the mat and the new wild Samoans leave pleased with themselves as Beer Money lyes in pain in the ring.
7. Maria asks Matt Morgan if he feels threatened by Randy Orton
Matt Morgan: … do I feel threatened by Randy? No. do I fear Randy? no. do I think Randy believes his little evil plot to take me out will work? Yes, but that's what Randy thinks … you see I'm world champ for a reason but Orton is probably not man enough to take me on so I have no worries tonight … so as much as I'd love to tell you what I want to do I have a match to get to so if you'll excuse me
8. Matt Morgan vs Mr. Kennedy
Kennedy charges Matt but Matt catches Kennedy in a headlock, Matt uses headlock take down on Kennedy forcing Kennedy to sit in a headlock, Matt picks Kennedy up to his feet in the headlock and tosses Kennedy into a corner, Matt hits Kennedy in the gut with a mud hole stomp. Matt pulls Kennedy away from the corner and hits Kennedy with a black tiger bomb, Matt picks Kennedy up by the neck, Matt is about to chokeslam Kennedy but Kennedy kicks Matt in the gut, Kennedy bounces off the ropes and big boots a hunched over Matt Morgan in the head knocking him to the mat. Kennedy stomps Matt in the head, Kennedy lifts Matt into a DDT position but Matt lifts Kennedy over his shoulders and then onto his hand and tosses Kennedy out of the ring with a gorilla press. Matt gets out of the ring and knocks Kennedy to the floor with a big boot, Matt picks up Kennedy and then hits a chokeslam, Matt stomps Kennedy in the gut then pulls Kennedy by the hair to his feet, Matt punches Kennedy in the face then tosses him into a scaffold, Matt grabs Kennedy by the head then tosses him back in the ring, Kennedy begins to get up then Matt lifts him over his shoulders and hits Kennedy with an F-5. Matt is taunting as Chris Jericho and Edge slip into the ring, Edge quietly tosses Kennedy out of the ring Matt turns around and Chris hits Matt with a code breaker Matt painfully in reaction turns around into a spear by Edge, the match ends by DQ and Orton comes out and raises Edge and Chris's hands to celebrate the attack as the ending show logo comes on the screen
1. Promo- M$M introduces the show
Ted Dibiase walks to the ring and picks up a mic...
M$M: Ladies and gentlemen I am “THE” Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase … now … I have been in this business for many years … now I'm at the point both physically and mentally in my life that I can no longer compete … but I sure as hell can make some more damn money! So ladies and gents with out further waiting and useless blabber I present …. U-A-W!!!
2. Jake Roberts vs Desmond Wolfe:
the match begins and Jake pulls Wolfe into a clothesline, Jake kicks Wolfe in the gut and attempts DDT, Wolfe reverses by lifting Jake over his shoulders and down into a piledriver, Wolfe picks Jake up and pulls off a German suplex, Wolfe lifts Jake into piledriver position but Jake lifts him by the legs and hits Wolfe with an Alabama slam into the corner, Jake runs toward corner but Wolfe rolls out of the way, Wolfe lifts Jake onto top rope and attempts for German superplex, Jake lands on his feet turns around and delivers a power bomb to Wolfe, Jake picks up Wolfe to feet, Jake punches Wolfe to ropes then clotheslines Wolfe over the top rope, Wolfe lands on his feet outside the ring, Wolfe grabs Jake by the legs from behind and drags him out of the ring onto Jakes feet, Wolfe uses back kick followed by a downward lariat, Wolfe stomps on Jake's back, Wolfe pulls Jake up by the hair and throws him back in the ring, Wolfe goes for a springboard elbow drop on Jake but Jake rolls out of the way, Jake picks up a groggy Wolfe hits the DDT and goes for a pin on Wolfe, Wolfe kicks out at 2, the 2 get up, Jake punches Wolfe, Wolfe punches Jake, Jake attempts Irish whip but Wolfe reverses it Irish whipping Jake into a kick to the gut, Wolfe sets Jake up for a suplex and suplex's Jake into the corner, Wolfe goes for drop kick on Jake who is hanging upside down but Jake pulls himself up to sit on the top rope causing Wolfe's crotch to crash into the low corner, Jake then stands on the top rope and hits a foot stomp to the head of Wolfe, Jake pulls up from out of corner and delivers a back suplex, Wolfe gets up immediately and is hit with a clothesline by Jake, Wolfe gets up immediately again and is kicked in the gut then taken out with a DDT, Jake goes for the pin and is declared the winner!
3. Promo- the new ministry of darkness cuts a promo (Sting, Undertaker, Kane, Abyss) Undertaker steps out from a shadow and speaks
Undertaker: ladies and gentlemen I am the Undertaker … over the last few weeks I have assembled minions … forces of evil, the new ministry of Darkness is upon you … and John Cena … you will pay for your past actions against me, and if you are in disbelief of my warning I would like to introduce my minions, Kane, Abyss … and Sting
(Sting, Abyss and Kane step from the shadows as well)
Undertaker: so you see John … whether you make your attacks on or off camera like you have been doing I will have my revenge, and you John, you will REST,IN,PEACE...
4. John Morrison vs Matt Hardy
the 2 lock up, Matt works John into a headlock but John lifts Matt for a back suplex but Matt backflips onto his feet, John turns around and Matt kicks him in the gut, Matt lifts Morrison and delivers a suplex, Matt picks John up immediately after and delivers a German suplex, Matt picks John up immediately after again and sets John up for a piledriver, John swings Matt off his feet and flings Matt by the legs into the ropes, Matt backs up into Morrison who rolls Matt into a pin, Matt kicks out at 1, Matt rolls back onto his hands and knees, John lifts Matt into a piledriver possition but Matt lifts Morrison into a Alabama slam possition and does a sit down dropping John on his head, Matt rolls over and lifts John back to his feet with his back to Matt, Matt comes from behind with a headlock and drops to his knee impacting pressure to John's neck, Matt gets back on both feet with John and hits John with a back breaker, John is on his hands and knees as Matt gets up, Matt leg drops Morrison and drags John's head to the apron as Matt gets out of the ring, Matt elbows John's head between the elbow and apron, John squirms in pain back into the ring, Matt climbs up to the apron as John gets up, John shoulders Matt in the gut, with Matt groggy John runs from halfway across the ring and hits Matt with a sunset flip, the ref is checking Matt and John is recovering but Randy Orton comes in and punches John in the face and hits a quick RKO, Orton rolls John back into the ring and hides under the ring as Matt and the ref turn around, Matt gets in the ring and pins Morrison, John is knocked out so Matt wins by pinfall, Orton attempts to sneak attack Matt with an RKO but Matt pushes Orton away, Matt attempts a clothesline on Orton but Orton dodges it and Matt turns around to be punches in the face by Orton, Orton kicks Matt in the gut and is about to hit Matt with a DDT but then Jeff runs into the ring and Orton drops Matt and runs away, Jeff helps Matt and John up and they all look at Orton as he looks angrily at the 3 of them.
5. Maria asks Randy Orton why he did what he did and Orton replies
Randy Orton: well Maria, as some of you may know the Hardy boys and Morrison have been getting a lot of attention these last couple of weeks … well, I decided to do something about it … you see I recently took a look at the UAW website and all 3 of those nobodies are higher on the list for a title shot against Matt Morgan than I am … it's bad enough a WWE reject and a TNA nobody is our world champion but to have those losers higher on the contenders list then me is just plain ridiculous … so Matt, Jeff, John … you 3 better be watching yourselves I know Jeff Hardy is the #1 contender but if the 2 boys that I just called to join the roster come here like expected both Matt Hardy and John Morrison should be no problem when I put Jeff outta business and take his place against Matt Morgan!
6. Beer Money vs
?Bobby Roode: ladies and gentlemen as tag team champions me and James here haven't seen too many tag teams that can threaten our reign as Tag team champions … the Hardys are in singles competition god knows how many times we have beaten and smacked our way through Team 3-D but the word around town is there is a new mystery team on our roster so why don't y'all come on down here and test your luck agains Beer Money inc. baby!
Samoa Joe & Umaga enter (the new Wild Samoans)
the 2 teams stare into eachothers eyes angrily, the matchup starts with Bobby against Umaga, the bell rings and Umaga charges and smashes Bobby to the ground, Bobby immediately gets back up but Umaga slaps Bobby in the chest to the mat, Bobby gets back up and Umaga hits Bobby with a super kick, Umaga tags Joe in and Joe elbows Bobby into a corner, Joe goes for a spear into the corner but Bobby rolls out of the way causing Joe to crash into the corner, Bobby tags in James who yells out “Sorry 'bout your damn luck!!” as he attempts to hit Joe in the corner with a super kick, the super kick connects, Joe is groggy in the corner and James Irish whips him to the opposite corner, James goes for a splash on Joe but Joe catches James and hits a spine buster, Joe gets up tags Umaga then hits James with a moonsault, Umaga follows up with a leg drop to James, Joe is now back in the corner where he belongs, Umaga picks James up onto his feet, Umaga goes for a Samoan spike but James dodge it and Umaga turns around into 2 punches to the face by James, James kicks Umaga in the gut and attempts a suplex, Umaga is too heavy so Umaga hits a suplex on James, Umaga tags Joe, Joe climbs to the top rope hits a splash and goes for a pin on James, the new wild samoans win, Bobby attempts to take on both Umaga and Joe but Joe stops him with a kick to the gut then helps Umaga set up for a powerbomb on Bobby, Umaga powerbombs Bobby into the mat and the new wild Samoans leave pleased with themselves as Beer Money lyes in pain in the ring.
7. Maria asks Matt Morgan if he feels threatened by Randy Orton
Matt Morgan: … do I feel threatened by Randy? No. do I fear Randy? no. do I think Randy believes his little evil plot to take me out will work? Yes, but that's what Randy thinks … you see I'm world champ for a reason but Orton is probably not man enough to take me on so I have no worries tonight … so as much as I'd love to tell you what I want to do I have a match to get to so if you'll excuse me
8. Matt Morgan vs Mr. Kennedy
Kennedy charges Matt but Matt catches Kennedy in a headlock, Matt uses headlock take down on Kennedy forcing Kennedy to sit in a headlock, Matt picks Kennedy up to his feet in the headlock and tosses Kennedy into a corner, Matt hits Kennedy in the gut with a mud hole stomp. Matt pulls Kennedy away from the corner and hits Kennedy with a black tiger bomb, Matt picks Kennedy up by the neck, Matt is about to chokeslam Kennedy but Kennedy kicks Matt in the gut, Kennedy bounces off the ropes and big boots a hunched over Matt Morgan in the head knocking him to the mat. Kennedy stomps Matt in the head, Kennedy lifts Matt into a DDT position but Matt lifts Kennedy over his shoulders and then onto his hand and tosses Kennedy out of the ring with a gorilla press. Matt gets out of the ring and knocks Kennedy to the floor with a big boot, Matt picks up Kennedy and then hits a chokeslam, Matt stomps Kennedy in the gut then pulls Kennedy by the hair to his feet, Matt punches Kennedy in the face then tosses him into a scaffold, Matt grabs Kennedy by the head then tosses him back in the ring, Kennedy begins to get up then Matt lifts him over his shoulders and hits Kennedy with an F-5. Matt is taunting as Chris Jericho and Edge slip into the ring, Edge quietly tosses Kennedy out of the ring Matt turns around and Chris hits Matt with a code breaker Matt painfully in reaction turns around into a spear by Edge, the match ends by DQ and Orton comes out and raises Edge and Chris's hands to celebrate the attack as the ending show logo comes on the screen
