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Voice Over: We Have Did It (Shows Punk Pepsi Plunging Danielson Off The Ladder.)We Have A Won. (Shows The DXW Locker Room Celebrating With Punk. Then Closes Up Into Danielson’s Face. Which Looked Shock. But Lips Are Not Open Because The Staples.)Now We Are Officially On TV Screens Around The World. We Are DXW Live On ESPN.
Red And Black Fireworks Goes Off
For 30 Seconds. Then The Camera Cuts To The Fans Who Are All Standing Up And Cheering Like Crazy.
Joey Styles: We Are Live Here In The Hampton Coliseum And Welcome To The First Episode Of DXW Live On ESPN. Hi, I’m Joey Styles Here With DXW Owner DeVante Parker. And DeVante What Do You Think About Tonight’s Show.
DeVante Parker: Aw Man Joey It’s Gonna Be A Great Show. We Got A New Look And A Great Match As Tonight We Got Matt Sydal Going Up Against The Mexico Sensation, Mistico. Now Let’s Get This Show On The Road.
A Static Sound Plays And AFI’s Miseria Cantare. Through The Intro, The Camera Cuts To Different Parts Of The Crowd While They Stomp To The Beat Of The Drums. Some Off Beat Like Last Time And Then The DXW Champion CM Punk Comes Out. The Crowd Goes Nuts. Punks Then Does His Clobbering Time Routine. To The Delight Of The Fans. Then Goes In The Ring And Raises The Title Up In The Air. He Goes To The Southern Side Of The Ring. And Grabs A Mic.
Punk: Isn’t This The Prettiest Thing You Have Seen. I Am Finally Holding A Real Championship. And In The Process I Have Shut The Biggest Mouths Of All Time. And Felt Good To Do It Too. After He Had The Audacity To Call Me A F*cking Rapist. I Wanted To Kill Him. I Wanted To Send Him Off To H*ll. But I Did Something That To Him Is Worst Than All That. I Beat Him In A Wrestling Match. And After The Show I Went To His Hotel Door In The Middle Of The Night And Said ‘YES YES YES YES YES (The Crowd Joins In) YES YES YES YE-
Then Danielson’s Face Comes On The Screen And His Lip Has A Scar. And He Is Scowling At Punk.
Danielson: Just Stop Punk(Crowd Is Cheering For Danielson)1 You’re Doing It Wrong And 2 You Won By A Fluke. You Won Because If I Beat You. You Would Be Mad And Take Your Aggression Out On AJ. And Abuse Her. And I Since I’m A Vegan I Don’t Like To See An Animal Suffer. So I Toke A Dive For Her. Now If You Have Any Type Of Balls You Would Take Me On In A Two Out Of Three Falls Match. Or Are You A Punk Like Your Name Says.
Danielson Got Punk Really Pissed.
Punk: Bryan You Are Full Of Bulls*it. That’s What I’m Gonna Beat Out Of You In That Two Out Of Three Falls Match.
Danielson Looks Pleased Now.
Danielson: Now When I Get You In The Yes Lock And The Ref Asks If You Want To Quit. You Are Gonna Be Screaming YES ,YES ,YES ,YES ,YES ,YES ,YES ,YES ,YES ,YES , YES.
<COMMERCIAL BREAK>
JS: We Are Back. Now Let’s Go To Michael Cole For Our The Start Of Are Opening Contest.
Camera Goes To The Ring With A Shot Of Him Waving To The Crowd.
Michael Cole: The Following Contest Is Scheduled For One Fall And Making His Way To The Ring. From The Fences Of Mexico. Weighing At 170 Pounds. Stereo Typico.
Ole Ole Ole By DJ Ostkurve Vs. Soccer DJ Plays Then The Masked Man Comes Out. The Fans Goes Crazy And Throws Steamers All Over The Place. Then A Replay Of What Happen Last Week Comes Up.
MK: The Only Question I Have Is Why Did You Attack Mistico.
DC: I Did Because I Am Sick Of Him Getting All The Respect And Im Not. Its Just Ridicules That The Crowd Cant See A Real Wrestler If It Smack Them In The Face. And When I Get Rid Of The Trash Here. I Will Become The DXW Chaaammmpiooooonnnn.
Stereo Typico Comes Into The Shot
DC: What Do You Want F*cker HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Stereo Backhands Him
ST: What I Want To Say Was That They Should Never Gave You Money.
Then He Left. And Caras Look Real Salty.
Camera Cuts Back To The Ring. Where Stereo Smiles While He Looks At That From The Ring And Is Singing Ole With The Fans.
Realeza by Jim Johnston featuring Mariachi Real de Mexico Plays Over The PA System And Dos Caras Jr Comes Out (Remember He Is Maskless) And Taunts Stereo And The Crowd.
MC: And His Opponent From Mexico City, Mexico Weighing In At 236 Pounds. Dos Caras Jr
Dos Caras Jr Vs. Stereo Typico
Dos Caras Does A Elbow Tie Up And Stereo Typico Arm Drags Caras. Then Screams Ole. The Fans Are Loving It. Then Dos Caras Fakes A Test Of Strength And Kick Stereo In The Gut. Then Punches Stereo In The Head. He Then Whips Caras Into The Ropes And Does A Flapjack. And Stereo Hits The Mat Face First. Caras Covers. But Stereo Kicks Out At One. Caras Whips Stereo In To The Turnbuckle. Then Try’s To Do A Lariat But Stereo Moves Out Of The Way. Then Stereo Elbows Caras In The Back Of The Head. Caras Looks Dazed Then Stereo Does A Snap Suplex. Stereo Goes For A Cover. And Then Caras Kicks Out At One. Then Stereo Does A Springboard Moonsault While Caras Was Getting Up. He Gets The Cover. But Caras Kicks Out At Two. The Crowd Is Cheering Ole. Stereo Waits For Caras To Get Up, Then Hurricanranas Caras Out Of The Ring. Then Flips Over The Rope Into Caras. Stereo Covers. But Caras Still Kicks Out At Two. Stereo Is About To Give Him The Ole Kick (The Roundhouse Kick From Last Week.) But Caras Dodges Out Of The Way. Then Hits The Enzugri On Stereo. Caras Covers. But Stereo Kicks. Then Stereo DDTS Caras And Caras Lands On The Top Of His Head. Stereos sed With Himself.Covers. But Caras Kicks At 2 And A Half. Stereo Is Now Looking For The Ole Kick And Hits It But Caras It Makes Caras Go Out Of The Ring. Fans Are Really Hype Now. Then A Scrawny Person With Slicked Back Hair Comes Out. Its Jesus Rodriguez. He Argues With The Ref. And While Stereo Typico Is Distracted. And Dos Caras Jr Puts On Brass Knuckles. And Hits Stereo In The Back Of The Head. Then Throws It Out Of The Ring. Then Slaps On The Cross Arm-Breaker. And Makes Stereo Tap Out.
Winner: Dos Caras Jr.
After The Match Caras Goes Under The Ring And Gets A Chair And Clocks Stereo In The Head. Just Like Mistico He Is Bleeding. Caras Stands Over Stereo With The Chair.
<COMMERCIAL BREAK>
A Global Force by Access Music Plays On The PA System. John Laurinaitis Comes Out With Sheamus, Drew McIntyre, Justin Roberts, And John Cena. The Crowd Is Really Mad And Is Throwing Stuff In The Ring.
John Laurinaitis: Hi, I’m John Laurinaitis. Executive Vice President Of Talent Relations At WWE And Permanent General Manager Of Raw And Smackdown. And I Came To This Trashhole To Finish This Crappy Wrestling Before It Gets Started. Now DeVante Parker Might Have Got A Little Cult Following His Every Move. But Like Me, WWE Is A Global Force-
DeVante: Shut Up John! Unlike You We Don’t Bribe Little Kids Into Liking Our Promotion.
John: Now I Got A Proposal. If You Got Any Type Of Sack In Your Pants. I Challenge You To A Inter Promotional 3 On 3 Match. With These Three Against Any Of Your Crappy Wrestlers.
DeVante: Lets Add Some Stipulations. If We Win DXW Will Go Against You Johnny. But If You Win DXW Will Fold.
Crowd Is Loving The Stipulations. But You Can Tell That John Is Thinking About This.
John: Alright Lets Do It.
<Commercial Break>
Back From Commercial Break. The Camera Is Zoomed Into The Worried Face Of DeVante. Then Zooms Out And Then You See CM Punk Holding His Championship Belt And Bryan Danielson. Both Look Mad.
DeVante: Look I Know You Have Your Differences. But If You Don’t Put It Aside You’ll Go To Some Small Promotion And Barely Get P-
Punk Puts His Finger In Front Of Parker.
Punk: Just Relax Ok I Will Work With This Piece Of Sh*t Since This Our Jobs Are On The Line.
Bryan: Yeah We Will Have Our Match Next Week. But One Problem Who Is The Third Man.
DeVante: That’s For Me To Know And You To Find Out.
DeVante Walks Out Of The Locker Room. And Leaves Punk And Danielson In There Alone. The Crowd Is Going Crazy. Punk And Danielson Are Staring A Each Other. The Building Is Shaking.
Punk: You Won’t Do Any Bullsh*t.
Danielson: Yeah I Won’t.
Fans Are Going Nuts. Then Danielson Extends His Hand. And Punk Shakes It.
Camera Cuts To The Ring With A Wrestler Standing In The Ring.
Cole: The Following Contest Is Scheduled For One Fall And The Winner Gets A Contract Here In DXW. Introducing First, From Kansas City, Missouri. Weighing At 232 Pounds. Mickey Glace.
D-12’s Fight Music Plays.
Cole: And From Tremadog, Wales Weighing At 20 Stones. Mason Ryan.
Mason Ryan Makes His Way To The Ring
Mason Ryan Vs. Mickey Glace
Mason Ryan Just Stands By The Ropes. Mickey Looks Nervous And Looks For An Opening. Ryan Just Stares At Glace. Then Glace Goes For The Legs. But That Doesn’t Affect Ryan At All. He Kicks Glace Off His Legs (Crowd Is Chanting F*ck Him Ryan F*ck Him Up) And Finally Ryan Moves And Clothesline Glace Really Hard. Glace Try’s To Get Up. But Ryan Kicks Him Down. Then Picks Up Glace And Bodyslams Hard To The Mat. Ryan Covers But Glace Kicks Out At 2. Ryan Then Throws Glace Into The Corner. And Run Into Him. Glace Looks Out Of Breath. Then Ryan Picks Up Glace For The House Of Pain And Hits It With Full Force. Ryan Covers And Wins.
Winner And New Employee Of DXW: Mason Ryan.
Joey Styles: Wow What Strength By Ryan As He Is Are New Employee Of DXW. Coming Up Next Matt Sydal Goes Up Against Mistico In What Should Exciting Match Up. Speaking Of Mistico Kevin Kelly Standing By With Mistico Who Is Gonna Be Translated By Our Own DXW Translated Jason Bork.
Kelly: Well Mistico Why Do You Dos Caras Attacked.
Bork: ¿Por qué usted Dos Caras atacado?
Mistico Whispers Into The Ear Of Stark. Bork Shakes His Head Then Speaks.
Bork: It's Because I'm A Better Wrestler Than Him. And People Love Me More. He Jealous. And That's Why I Checked With DeVante Parker And Now When I Face Him Its Gonna Be A Chairs Match.
Mistico Then Bows To The Crowd And Walks Off.
"Clavicle" by Alkaline Plays On The PA System.
Cole: The Following Contest Is Scheduled For One Fall. Introducing First From St. Louis, Missouri He Is The Exciting High Flying Matt Sydal.
He Comes Out And The Crowd Claps In Respect.
Cole: From Mexico City, Mexico Weighing At 180 Pounds, He Is Mistico.
Me Muero By La 5ª Estación Plays And Mistico Runs Straight Out Of The Back And Jumps Into The Ring. The Crowd Is Still Loving It And Every Body Is Standing On Their Feet.
Matt Sydal Vs. Mistico
They Shake Hands And Walk And Run In Circles Around The Ring And Does An Elbow Tie-Up. Then Sydal Does A Arm Drag. Then Pele Kicks Mistico In The Back. Then Sydal Covers But Mistico Kicks Out At One. Then Sydal Kicks Mistico In The Leg. He Then Dropkicks Mistico In The Leg. But Then Mistico Gets Up And Grabs The Arm. Bounces Off The Ropes A Few Times And Arm Drags Sydal. Sydal Gets Up And Immediately Gets Dropkicked. Sydal Is By The Ropes. Mistico Charges Into Sydal But Sydal Drops Himself And Ropes. And Mistico Falls To The Floor. Then Sydal Waits For Mistico To Get Up. Then Does A Springboard Moonsault To The Outside. Then Both Men Are Laid Out On The Floor. Then Sydal Picks Mistico Up And Throws Him In The Ring. Sydal Covers But Mistico Kicks Out. Then Sydal Picks Up Mistico And Irish Whips Him Into The Ropes But The Mistico Does La Mistica. Sydal Is Squealing In Pain. But Sydal Reaches The Ropes. Then Mistico Does A Hurricanrana. But When Mistico Tries To Kick Sydal. But Sydal Dodges And Hits Mistico With A Spinning Roundhouse Kick. Then Sydal Irish Whips Mistico Into The Corner And Then Does A Shinning Wizard. Mistico Falls To The Ring. Then Sydal Climbs Onto The Turnbuckle. He Was Looking For The Shooting Sydal Press. But Mistico Moved To The Outside. Then Sydal Got Off The Turnbuckle And Did A Suicide Somersault Plancha. The Crowd Is On Their Feet Going Crazy And Throwing Streamers. Sydal Picks Up And Throws Mistico Back Into The Ring. Then Sydal Tries A Lariat Takedown. But Mistico Reverses It Then Pick Sydal Up In A Electric Chair Type And Does A Japanese Ocean Cyclone Suplex And Holds On For The Pin. But Sydal Kicks Out At Two. Mistico Then Whips Sydal Into The Turnbuckle. But Sydal Elbows Mistico And Does The Here It Is Driver. Sydal Cover But Mistico Kicks Out Again. Then Mistico Gets Up And Kicks Sydal. Then Hurricanrana’s Sydal Into The Turnbuckle. Then Mistico Puts Sydal Onto The Top Of The Turnbuckle. Then Does The Moonsault Side Slam Off The Turnbuckle. Mistico Then Covers Sydal. This Match Is Over.
Winner: Mistico
Camera Cuts To DeVante, Bryan Danielson, And CM Punk. Walking Down The Hall All Looking Confident. Then The Camera Cuts To Team WWE With John Laurinaitis. That Match Is Up Next.
<Commercial Break>
Global Force Plays Again And Team WWE Comes Out.
Justin Roberts: The Following Contest Is Scheduled For One Fall Introducing First Accompanied By John Cena, Sheamus, And Drew McIntyre. Team WWE.
Everybody Is Going Nuts And Is Throw Trash. And Saying F*CK WWE. The Building Once Again Shaking And The Fans Are Showing Their Hatred Of WWE. Then Justin Roberts Goes Out Of The Ring And Michael Cole Comes In.Then Toxicity By System Of A Down. Plays And Team DXW Comes Out With DeVante Parker.
Cole: And Making Their Way To The Ring Accompanied By DXW Owner DeVante Parker. CM Punk And Bryan Danielson. Team DXW.
John Is Laughing At DeVante To The Point Where He Was Rolling On The Floor.
Laurinaitis: Team WWE Wins By Default. Your Histor-
Next Big Thing By Jim Johnston Plays On The PA System. The Crowd Is Going Crazy And Is Chanting Holy Sh*t. Then Brock Lesnar Comes In His Ring Attire. The Camera Cuts To The Cena Into Face Which Is Nervous. Then Cuts Back To Brock Which Climbs The Ring. Bryan Danielson Is Starting With John Cena.
Team WWE (Cena, McIntyre, And Sheamus) Vs Team DXW (Danielson, Punk, And Lesnar)
Cena Push Danielson Back. Then Danielson Kicks Cena In The Gut And Does A Snap Suplex. Danielson Covers But Cena Kicks Out Immediately. Then Cena When Gets Up Danielson Does A Running Chest Kick. Then Danielson Drags Cena Over And Tags Punk. Danielson Picks Up Cena For A Suplex While Punk Climbs The Turnbuckle. Then Punk Dropkicks Cena. Punk Covers Cena But Cena Kicks Out At 1.Then Punk Whips Cena To The Corner. And Punk Does His Running High Knee/Bulldog Combination. Punk Is Getting Fired Up. But Cena Shoulder Blocks Punk And Tags In Sheamus. Then Sheamus Looks At Punk. Then Sheamus Tags In Cena. Throws Cena In The Ring. Then When Cena Got Up And Turned Around, Sheamus Brogue Kicked Cena. Then Drew McIntyre Did The Scot Drop DDT. Then Sheamus And McIntyre Leaves. Cena Is On The Mat In Shock. John Laurinaitis Is Blowing A Fuse. But Then Sheamus Brogue Kicks Him And Drew McIntyre Does The Scot Drop DDT On The Concrete. Laurinaitis Is Out Cold. Then When Cena Gets Up In Front Danielson, He Gets Roundhoused. Then Punk Goes For And Hits The Go To Sleep On Cena. Then Punk Tags Danielson In. And He Applies The Yes Lock. Cena Finds The Strength To Crawl To Ropes. Then Danielson Tags In Lesnar. The Crowd Is Nuts And Again The Building Is Shaking. Then Brock Lesnar Picks Up Cena And Does The F-5. Then Lesnar Covers And This Match Is Over.
Winner: Team DXW
The Whole DXW Locker Comes Out And Celebrate. Then DeVante Grabs A Mic.
DeVante: Hold Up There Is One Match. Bryan Get That Piece Of White Trash In This Ring. We Got Some Unfinished Business Here.
DXW Vs. John Laurinaitis
Bryan Roundhouse Kicks Johnny Then Punk Does The Go To Sleep. Brock Lesnar Picks Up Johnny And F-5 Him. Then Dos Caras Jr. Does A Enzugri. Jericho Then Picks Him Up Then Does The Codebreaker. Mistico. Throws Him Into The Corner And Does The Moonsault Side Slam. Then He Is Begging For Mercy But DeVante Spits On Him And Backhand Him. Then DeVante Powerbowbs Johnny On The Mat And Covers Him. This Match Is Over.
Winner: DXW.
Everybody Once Again Is Celebrating. And Holstering DeVante Up In The Air. And That’s The Last Picture Up.
THE END.