Post by Deleted on May 6, 2012 15:09:16 GMT -5
People With There Press Passes Are Awaiting Brock Lesnar To Come Out. Then ESPN Sportcenter Stops There Broadcast To Cover It. Then Brock Lesnar Came Out And There Is Frenzy Of Flashes Try To Get A Picture Of Him And DeVante.
DeVante: Alright Lets Starts With The Questions. Ummm.... You In The Purple Shirt. Who Is Your Question For?
Q1: Its For Brock Sir. I'm Sure That A Question On Everybody's Mind Is That Why Did You Leave Vince McMahon. And Come For DeVante. You Could Of Have It Already Made If You Stay With Vince.
Brock Lesnar: The Same Reason I Left The Last Time. Because Its About Entertainment More Than Wrestling. Here At DXW It's Legitimate. And Over There You Have Woman Prancing Around Like Wh*ores And You Have Superheros. See Its Like A Prostitution Ring And Vince Is The Pimp. Then You Johnny Ace Over There Sucking Vince's D*ck Because, Like CM Punk Said, He Could Never Make As A Wrestler.
Q1: Thank You.
DeVante: Your Welcome Next Question. Okay.... You Back There With The Red Tie That Has Polka Dots. Who Is Your Question For.
Q2: Alright. So How Did You Convince All This Star Talent Including Mr. Lesnar To Leave Their Promotions And Come To Yours.
DeVante: I Got All My Friends And All The Guys Who Loved Wrestling And Told Them "If You Come With Me And Work Over Here And Give It Your All. The Money Will Come Later. And Over Here Your Doing What You Love. And Plus I Got Guys Who Vince And Dixie Weren't Using Correctly. Because They Don't Know Sh*t About Talent. Like Bryan Danielson Should Have Been Signed Back In 2004. When He Was There. He Has So Much Talent. And Then People Could Off Got Their Chris Benoit, Bryan Danielson. Dream Match. But He Doesn't Know Talent Or Johnny Boy Or Who Ever Is In Charge Of Doing Hiring People. And How Do You Buy WCW. Have All That Talent And F*ck That Up. It's Ridiculous.
Q3: Ok Thanks.
DeVante: No Problem.Okay Lets See.........Um You Right Their In The Blue Suit.Who Is Question For.
Q4: This For Brock. What Do Think Your Gonna Do In DXW. I Mean What Impact Do You Think Your Gonna Make In This Company.
BL: I Think I'm Gonna Kick A*s First And Take Names Later. Because That's What I Do. I'm A*skicking Machine. And Later On I'm Promise. No I Guarantee That I'll Be DXW Champion.
Voice: Hold Up. Are You Smoking Something Because To Become DXW Champion, You Have To Beat The Best In The World.
Then CM Punk Comes In And Is Holding His Championship Belt In The Air. Then Everybody Turns Their Attention To Punk.
Punk: Your Never Gonna Get This Championship. I Mean You Can't Even Beat John Cena. I Beat Him And Took The WWE Championship. And Plus You Have To Earn Your Spot Here.
DeVante: Well He Is Right You Gotta Earn Your Spot
Brock: Well Then I'll Make You Piss Blood And Earn My Spot Now.
DeVante: Hold Up Brock Don't Do Anything Stupid.
Punk: Yeah That's Right Hide Behind DeVante.
Then Suddenly Two Mask Mans Comes Up Behind Both Brock And Punk With A Pipe And Knocks Both Out Cold. Then Runs Out Of The Building With Each Other. Then Everybody Starts Running Around And Out Of The Confusing The Feed Gets Knocked Of.
DeVante: Alright Lets Starts With The Questions. Ummm.... You In The Purple Shirt. Who Is Your Question For?
Q1: Its For Brock Sir. I'm Sure That A Question On Everybody's Mind Is That Why Did You Leave Vince McMahon. And Come For DeVante. You Could Of Have It Already Made If You Stay With Vince.
Brock Lesnar: The Same Reason I Left The Last Time. Because Its About Entertainment More Than Wrestling. Here At DXW It's Legitimate. And Over There You Have Woman Prancing Around Like Wh*ores And You Have Superheros. See Its Like A Prostitution Ring And Vince Is The Pimp. Then You Johnny Ace Over There Sucking Vince's D*ck Because, Like CM Punk Said, He Could Never Make As A Wrestler.
Q1: Thank You.
DeVante: Your Welcome Next Question. Okay.... You Back There With The Red Tie That Has Polka Dots. Who Is Your Question For.
Q2: Alright. So How Did You Convince All This Star Talent Including Mr. Lesnar To Leave Their Promotions And Come To Yours.
DeVante: I Got All My Friends And All The Guys Who Loved Wrestling And Told Them "If You Come With Me And Work Over Here And Give It Your All. The Money Will Come Later. And Over Here Your Doing What You Love. And Plus I Got Guys Who Vince And Dixie Weren't Using Correctly. Because They Don't Know Sh*t About Talent. Like Bryan Danielson Should Have Been Signed Back In 2004. When He Was There. He Has So Much Talent. And Then People Could Off Got Their Chris Benoit, Bryan Danielson. Dream Match. But He Doesn't Know Talent Or Johnny Boy Or Who Ever Is In Charge Of Doing Hiring People. And How Do You Buy WCW. Have All That Talent And F*ck That Up. It's Ridiculous.
Q3: Ok Thanks.
DeVante: No Problem.Okay Lets See.........Um You Right Their In The Blue Suit.Who Is Question For.
Q4: This For Brock. What Do Think Your Gonna Do In DXW. I Mean What Impact Do You Think Your Gonna Make In This Company.
BL: I Think I'm Gonna Kick A*s First And Take Names Later. Because That's What I Do. I'm A*skicking Machine. And Later On I'm Promise. No I Guarantee That I'll Be DXW Champion.
Voice: Hold Up. Are You Smoking Something Because To Become DXW Champion, You Have To Beat The Best In The World.
Then CM Punk Comes In And Is Holding His Championship Belt In The Air. Then Everybody Turns Their Attention To Punk.
Punk: Your Never Gonna Get This Championship. I Mean You Can't Even Beat John Cena. I Beat Him And Took The WWE Championship. And Plus You Have To Earn Your Spot Here.
DeVante: Well He Is Right You Gotta Earn Your Spot
Brock: Well Then I'll Make You Piss Blood And Earn My Spot Now.
DeVante: Hold Up Brock Don't Do Anything Stupid.
Punk: Yeah That's Right Hide Behind DeVante.
Then Suddenly Two Mask Mans Comes Up Behind Both Brock And Punk With A Pipe And Knocks Both Out Cold. Then Runs Out Of The Building With Each Other. Then Everybody Starts Running Around And Out Of The Confusing The Feed Gets Knocked Of.