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Post by /X Metal Sorenges x "Mac Oh J~ on Aug 14, 2012 21:08:19 GMT -5
cleverbot.com/Engage in a topic of your choice with an "Intellect bot". Post your hilarious and serious topics here. You may be surprised with the results it may present you. I know how to get the answers I look forward to whenever I pursue a conversion. It really does value for a good time on occasions.
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Post by jaymieandrogyny on Aug 14, 2012 21:28:37 GMT -5
I remember back in the 90's when this thing was called 'SmarterChild'. I'll try this out later.
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Post by thebossbaker on Aug 14, 2012 22:05:09 GMT -5
this had me rollin on the floor laughing.
User: Tensai is obese.
Cleverbot: Yea, but can whales play?
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Post by Epic Z on Aug 14, 2012 23:33:00 GMT -5
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Post by jm556 on Aug 14, 2012 23:38:00 GMT -5
I love watching pewdie do this. Its hilarious.
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Post by facemeat on Aug 15, 2012 0:01:35 GMT -5
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Post by xtremeperil on Aug 15, 2012 1:14:32 GMT -5
W...T...F...? Haha, perfect example of why I love cleverbot. I've had so many F'd up conversations with that thing, I've even printed out one that lasted like five pages. I think I'll be having another conversation with cleverbot in a bit but I won't be posting the results since should be a long one. I only talk to Cleverbot like twice a year but it's normally long and worth it. |
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Post by Ian from 616Entertainment. on Aug 15, 2012 2:38:13 GMT -5
SmarterChild, back in the day, would answer you correctly in a blink.
This thing is broken and spews random, nonsensical answers.
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Post by alexgg on Aug 15, 2012 3:56:17 GMT -5
I went on it once and it was terrible.
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Post by Lorenzo Alcazar on Aug 15, 2012 4:12:30 GMT -5
I was asking it about food and it tried to put a dog collar on me and started calling me slave......I don't believe I'll be conversing with that bot ever again.
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Post by Thick Justice on Aug 15, 2012 5:10:49 GMT -5
 Aparently over 1 billion people are inside of me.  I think I'll leave this question be.  We can put a robot on another planet but this is the best we can get with a website?  This thing is not clever at all. |
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Post by Lord Ragnarok on Aug 15, 2012 5:43:17 GMT -5
I'm not impressed by this at all.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2012 5:58:30 GMT -5
O.O.
Also, how the heck did this thing know my real name?
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Post by facemeat on Aug 15, 2012 6:00:57 GMT -5
 Really all that needs to be said about this thing... |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2012 6:14:08 GMT -5
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Post by ahunter8056 on Aug 15, 2012 6:20:20 GMT -5
This bot is hilarious!
So far I've had the bot openly admit that it is a pedophile, that it dislikes professional wrestling, that I am a wrestler, and that it is a wrestler.
This reminds me of Smarterchild a few years ago.
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Post by Lk™ on Aug 15, 2012 7:47:51 GMT -5
User: Wanna  ? Cleverbot: No thanks. User: Why. Cleverbot: You did not phrase that as a question. User: Why? Smart ass. Cleverbot: Thanks. User: You're an idiot. Cleverbot: You are, because you do not know math. User: Sure I do. Cleverbot: NO you don't. User: You have no soul. Cleverbot: You have no brain. User: You have no gender. Cleverbot: I am a female. User: If I have no brain, how am I typing this? Cleverbot: That was just rude! User: You remind me of someone I know. Cleverbot: Who? User: Siri. On my iphone. |
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Post by Kasper on Aug 15, 2012 12:51:25 GMT -5
Cleverbot: You are not being pleasant.
User: Yeah probably cause I cant get the condom out of your mother's coon!
Cleverbot: Show me, then.
User: Now even for a robot, that's kinda weird dude.
Cleverbot: That makes me feel uncomfortable. How do I know I'm not a robot?
User: So it's uncomfortable for you to think about if you're not a robot, but looking at my condom that got stuck in your mom's coon is perfectly fine with you?
Cleverbot: I never said that. However, I thank you for utilizing my functions.
User: Okay, so you were joking about seeing my used condom in your mother?
Cleverbot: Well, if I could, I would.
Da fuq?? I dont know if I hate this bot and love him haha
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Post by Prophet of Ash on Aug 15, 2012 13:35:36 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2012 19:37:18 GMT -5
I wrote some stuff beforehand, but it cut it off for some reason. Very strange.
01:33:55 User: How is there no weather in Tennessee?
01:34:01 Cleverbot: Nice.
01:34:15 User: But you said there is no weather?
01:34:21 Cleverbot: I said there is no Hell.
01:34:36 User: I didn't even bring up the topic of Hell.
01:34:24 Cleverbot: No, because you spelled it wrong.
01:34:34 User: Spelt what wrong?
01:34:36 Cleverbot: Brunette. You said brunet.
WTF?
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