Post by Devilkiller on Oct 13, 2012 20:53:19 GMT -5
RHCW Saturday Showdown!
(NOTE:Chris Beniot is marked by talking by the Beniot: while Chris Smith is marked by Chris:) *The RHCW Theme song Lose It by Atreyu blast through the PA system as the RHCW logo appears for the first 15 seconds, then it shows clips of a few superstars doing moves from their older companies, then at the end shows The RHCW logo again and starts shaking and blows up in a spark of fireworks as real fireworks go up from Rupp Arena in Lexington Kentucky and the crowd goes nuts, you can hear one girl in particular screaming louder then the rest. It dies down a little bit but still continues as the song continues to play. The show starts out with new commentators that want to work their way into the business*
Jack:Hello ladies and gentleman and welcome to the first ever RHCW event, Saturday Showdown!
Chris:Yes. I'm Chris Smith and my partner is Jack Lovell we are very excited to be here it is our first live televised show as well.
Jack:Yes we are and I would just like to give a shout out to owner Logan Caudill.
Chris:Yes indeed, in other news, The bo-
*Man with a Plan plays on the new speakers as the Cruiserweight champion comes out with a big boo throughout the crowd, Brian Kendrick plays with a fan by acting like he is going to let him touch the belt but slings it on his shoulder, leaving the fan having to catch himself before falling, Kendrick smiles a cocky smile and gets up in the ring and tugs off the designer ripped graphic jacket on the back and grabs the microphone waiting for him in a corner of a ring*
Kendrick:Chris can you please shut up and let the Cruiserweight champion talk, your getting boring.
*the crowd boos again but Kendrick ignores them*
Kendrick:As you all know, I was chosen because I dominated the cruiserweight division in my former company. I always was on top, but whenever I had a tag team, my partner was always more recognized, so tonight, I want to challenge Paul London to a match right here right now!
*the crowd erupts at the mention of his name, the camera zooms in on a 'We Want London' sign and zooms out to view the whole arena*
Jack: Wow! Brian Kendrick is calling out Paul London! This will be interesting!
*Paul London's solid guitar rips through the arena as the fans absolutely go up! Everyone's standing on their feet as London runs down the ramp and up into the ring. Kendrick is looking on in utter disgust. London does his signature backflip from the second rope and Kendrick attack him from behind. He starts pounding him down as a ref runs down the ramp to try to pull Kendrick off. After a few kicks, Kendrick backs off and gets in the corner, smiling cockingly. London is slowly getting to his feet when the bell rings, Kendrick starts running toward London but London knees him in the face!*
Chris:Oh my! That had to hurt.
Jack:Oh yeah! I bet he wont be smelling any cookies!
*Kendrick backs up some, trying to get a second wind, when London hits a dropsault and lands it!*
Jack:Beautiful. Fundamental work right there.
*As soon as Kendrick hits the floor London is already in the middle of a standing moonsault and hits it! London starts climbing the ropes of the North Eastern corner*
Jack:Uh Ohh!
Chris:He may be setting up for the 450 splash!
*London balances on the top rope and looks at his opponent, and swings his arms in a fluid motion and does a full frontflip and a half and lands on his opponents stomach and pins*
Chris:He hit it!!
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*London stands tall and proud in the middle of the ring smiling as his name is being announced as the winner. He grabs the Cruiserweight title and holds it up, signaling a possible future match-up. The camera fades into a commercial break*
*Commercial goes off and is a segment of a backstage scene of Chris Beniot's locker room. Beniot opens the door and is walking through the hall when he runs into Daniel Bryan*
Bryan:Let me say something,wolverine. Your old news. You cant cripple anyone anymore, “Mr. Crippler Crossface” Why do you keep that gimmick anyway? Just like your girlfriend. She wants me pal, not you!
Beniot:Bryan, why do you still have that beard? *Beniot grabs his beard and yanks as Bryan gives a high pitch yelp* Why are you still so chicken? Why do are you the american dragon and not me? Why does Maria like me more then you? That’s what I thought. *Lets go of him* I'll see you in the ring. And I will cripple you. *Bryan looks mad but he walks away as Beniot goes about his business*
*Camera fades into a shot of the wrestling ring and Kelly Kelly as the announcer*
Kelly:The next match is scheduled for one fall and is for the RHCW, TV title!
*Im here to show the world by Downstait plays and Dolph Ziggler comes out with the fans yelling and screaming, he is shaking hands and smiling*
Kelly:First, weighing 220 pounds, Dolph Ziggler!
he gets up in the ring and gets pumped for his match. 'Feed Me' Plays throughout the arena and Ryback comes out to an ovation and the TV title. He runs into the ring and stares at his opponent.*
Kelly:And the champion, weighing 245 pounds, the TV champion, Ryback!
*Dolph looks nervous but decides he can try. The bell rings and Dolph starts running toward Ryback but gets his head nearly ripped off by a clothesline!*
Chris:Whoa! I think Dolph is seeing stars and TV titles dancing in his head!
*Ryback picks him and kicks him in the mid-section. He prepares Dolph for a backpack stunner, but Dolph turns it into a Zig Zag! Already!*
Jack:Whoa!! What a reversal!
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*Ryback kicks out! Dolph puts him in a sleeper and he works on the choke hold. 2 minutes in Ryback gets a second wind and hits the backpack stunner. “FINISH. IT.” He yells hitting his fist. He sets Dolph up for the Shell Shocked. Dolph slips out of it and hits a German Suplex! Ryback is to his feet first but as soon as he is Dolph does the Kip up and ducks a clothesline and hits a neckbreaker.*
Jack: Neither one of these want to lose the TV title. Its been going on for only 7 minutes and they are already getting tired!
Chris:Well if you did that I bet you would to!
Jack:Shutup!
*Dolph hits 3 jumping elbow drops back to back and is trying to wear Ryback down. Dolph dropkicks Ryback in the back and throws him outside of the ring. Dolph runs into the ropes and does a suicide dive*
Chris:That's WAY out of Dolph's comfort zone
Jack:Well, that's what titles do for you.
*Dolph rolls Ryback back into the ring and gets inside the ring Ryback is bent over and Dolph runs and does a legdrop to the back of Ryback's head into the canvas. Dolph rolls into the cover*
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*Ryback just barely kicks out. Dolph gets up and is signaling for the end. He is waiting for Ryback to stand. Ryback gets to his feet and Dolph Ziggler does a jumping Zig Zag attempt but Ryback reverses it into another backpack stunner. Dolph immediately stands up then falls to his knees. He spits out some blood and maybe even a tooth*
Chris:Oh my, he may need to get that looked at
Jack:That damned Ryback, he doesnt know how to do these moves!
*Dolph gets back up with Ryback waiting. He pickes up Dolph Ziggler for Shell Shocked but Dolph reverses it into a Zig Zag!*
Jack:Oh my god! That was the greatest move I ever seen!
*Dolph pins*
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*Dolph laughs and does a fist punch to the crowd. Ryback slowly rolls out of the ring, holding his head. Here to show the world plays as the fans erupt in a series of claps and screams. Dolph smiles as he is given the TV title. He stares at the red strapped belt, the first time he has held a RHCW title*
*Fades to commercial*
Kelly:The next match is scheduled for one fall and is a hardcore match for the RHCW Hardcore championship!
*Cult of Personality starts playing but after 8ish seconds it changes to Killswitch Engage as CM Punk is now sporting his long hair again and walks down the ramp giving high fives to the screaming demanding crowd*
Jack:Well, with CM Punk being a former Ultra-Violent wrestler, he may have a slight advantage over his opponent.
Chris:He certainly may, but it would be amazing to see him pick up the chair and table and go to work!
*Punk gets into the ring and does his signature wrist twist and is waiting for his opponent. No More Words is blaring and the fans literally scream til they die! Jeff Hardy runs out and does his stage dance and his fireworks go up and up. The camera then focuses on CM Punk whose face has dropped completely and his thinking about his chances. Jeff Hardy with Purple, White and Black abstract art on his face gets into the ring and runs to the corner as Punk gets out of the ring and Hardy does his signature dance on the corner. He jumps down and gets in the opposite corner and waits on Punk. Punk slowly gets into the ring looking depressed.*
Kelly:Introducing first, from Chicago Illinois, Weighing 225 pounds. CM Punk!
*The fans cheer but its not a loud cheer, when it dies down Kelly continues*
Kelly:And his opponent, from Cameron North Carolina weighing at 235 pounds, Jeff AAAARDDDYYYY!
*The fans erupt as Jeff does his 2 finger hand sign toward the crowd. CM Punk runs up and hits Jeff from behind. He starts bashing away at Jeff's face. Punk gets off and goes outside and lifts up the ring skirt*
Chris:Now hey! That was a dirty tactic!
Jack:Yes but its a championship on the line here tonight!
*The fans boo the changed CM Punk. He gets a steel chair and 2 trash cans with 1 lid and throw them into the ring*
Jack:Looks like Punk wants to do some remodeling.
Chris:Yeah but this is Jeff Hardy's playground as well.
*Punk gets a stop sign out and is about to throw it into the ring when Jeff does a diving frontflip onto Punk and the stop sign and both of them lay outside but Jeff gets up and hollers and does his 2 fingered sign again*
Chris:Whoa! What a maneuver!
Jack:Jeff disobeyed the law by going instead of stopping!
*Hardy balances on the steel gaurdrail and start running toward Punk. Right before Hardy jumps Punk dropkicks the rail and Jeff falls and lands on his nuts*
Chris:OHH! That makes me tingle!
Jack:Dont Say that! Now I'll start tingling
Chris:Scoot away from me some you perv!
Jack:Just call the action in the ring!
*Jeff slides off the rail and Punk grabs the Stop Sign again and hits Jeff across his back and makes a loud SLAP and Jeff writhes in pain.*
Jack:That was a traffic violation!
*Punk puts the sign on Jeff's back and dropkicks the sign onto Jeff's back. Jeff rolls away and grabs his back. The fans throw some paper wads at Punk and he threatens one to backhand him. He then gets Jeff and throws him into the ring. Punk slides into the ring and stomps away at his back and legs. He grabs a trash can and sets it down laying on the round side. Punk picks Jeff up and sets up for a DDT*
Jack:Uh Oh, he may be taking out the trash!
Chris:I know a piece of trash beside me that needs to be taken out..
*Punk slaps Jeff's back, but Jeff punches Punk in the gut. Then again, and again, Jeff stands straight up and kicks him in his stomach and puts his arm around Punks head and puts Punks arm around his head and picks him up parallel to the ring and pulls his own legs up and does a sit-out suplex face buster onto the trash can and the can crumples under the 225 pounds*
Jack:And that sounded like a nasty car-wreck!
Chris:You sound like a nasty car wreck.
Jack:I swear! One more damn word and I will show you a car-wreck!
Chris:Just watch the show!
*Punk rolls off the can holding his chest and Jeff lays flat on his back, spread eagle, the fans are screaming with madness! “Har-dy Har-dy Har-dy” their chanting as Jeff gets back to a vertical base as well as Punk. Jeff goes for a kick but gets caught. He then does a enziguri and Punk falls flat on his stomach. Jeff does the Jeff hand sign and gets a chair. He hits Punk ferociously 5 times*
Chris:OH MY! That's leaving red welps on Punk!
Jack:He will need some Aloe Vera!
*Jeff then grabs Punk by the hair and kicks him in the stomach and goes for the Twist of Fate, but Punk reverses it and hits a well placed kick to the head. Jeff falls like a ton of bricks.*
Jack:Oh, what a hit!
Chris:Yeah! That knocked him into next week!
Punk rolls Jeff over on his back and pins.
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*Kick out! Punk goes to the outside and start tearing up the announcers table*
Chris:Hey! Get away man!
Jack:Yeah go to another announcers table!
*Jack and Chris get up and move (note that they had to take off their headsets)as Punk continues tearing up the table and gets up on the apron but Jeff is already there and does a picture perfect dropkick, Punk goes flying and hits face first against the table. Jeff gets down and grabs a light-tube and he tries to act dangerous but he has never busted a light-tube in his life. He swings but Punk kicks Jeff down low and the fans all boo. Punk takes the light and swings it hard across Jeff's back and you hear the gather of breath and the soft pfft of the tube breaking and the gases inside being released. Jeff screams out in pain and falls to his knees holding his back. Punk breaks the remainder of the tube across Jeff's head and Jeff falls to the ground. Punk throws the little piece left on the ground and starts punching the cut on Jeff's head, blood starts staining Punks wrist tape and knuckles but he continues hitting. Blood trickles down Jeff's forehead and face. Punk lets go of his face and gets another chair, this time with barbwire wrapped around it from under the ring as the commentators sit back down and put their headsets back on*
Jack:Sorry Ladies and gentleman, we had to move
Chris:Yes and now were back and whats Punk going to do with that chair!?
*Punk swings the chair but Jeff kicks it back into his face and the chair sticks to his forehead and skin as he steps back and lands on the announcers table and the commentators get up but keep their headsets on*
Jack:Oh my! What a reversal from Jeff Hardy!
*Jeff lifts the apron up and gets another barbwire chair and hits Punk with it in the stomach and leaves it there*
Jack:Oh wow! Look at the blood!
Chris:Its a freaking massacre!
*Punks head is now dripping with blood down the side of the announcers table, and now his stomach has a few scratches producing blood, too. Jeff is walking around the ring lifting the aprons up and finally finds a 10 ft ladder and sets it up by the announcers table, the fans are screaming and hollering bloody murder.*
Chris:What does the Extreme Enigma have in mind for CM Punk?
*Jeff rolls into the 18x18 foot ring and climbs the south-west corner.*
Jack:Uh-Oh! I think he's done playing around!
*Jeff bounces once then jumps off the turnbuckles and lands with one foot on the ladder and with the same momentum finishes with a Swanton Bomb and nearly lands on his neck! He lands irregular ontop of Punk with his shoulders landing on the chair covering Punk's face and breaks the table! You can hear a soft PSFTT of the headsets getting hit by Jeff's foot. You hear a collective gasp from the audience and you hear boys mainly screaming “HOLY crap”*
Chris:OH MY GOD!!!! That was AMAZING!!!!! Even if I got hit!
Jack:OH S(beeped out on TV)! That was, oh my god! Can we have a replay!?
*The titantron above the RHCW logo on the entrance way shows a slow-motion replay of what just happened. The ref checks the 2 downed opponents and waves a arm signaling for some health-care to rush down. The doctors check on the superstars as the chant “Holy crap” continues and the doctors declare the both of them still able to compete and run back to the back. Jeff is slowly getting up, pulling barbwire off of his skin, and limps into the ring and gets the trash can lid and climbs up the South-western corner*
Jack:What ELSE can he possible do!?!?
*Jeff jumps and put the lid under his feet and does a leg drop, everything but his feet with the lid didn't hit Punk. Jeff screams in pain as he possibly has broken his buttocks. Punk twitches at the hit but that's all. He is still bleeding from the head, even more then earlier. Jeff rolls slowly and gets on his knees, listening to the fans reaction, which is screams and gasps*
Jack:These guys have no limit in their mind!
Chris:Jeff's butt has got to be broken!
*Jeff crawls to Punk and rips the chairs off of Punk, which makes him bleed more, and pins Punk*
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*The fans erupt at the sound of the bell! They are cheering and screaming it up!Jeff crawls off of Punk holding his back but smiling.*
Kelly:And your winner, and NEEEW RHCW Hardcore champion.... JEEEFF HAAAAAARRRRDDYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Jack:I cant believe it!! Jeff did it! He went to the extremes and got it!
Chris:Just listen to this crowd! They are ecsTATic!
*Jeff grabs his title and holds it into the air smiling with his song playing but noone can hear it over the fans. Jeff grabs a microphone and limps to the ring and rolls in, takes a while to get up, and is shaky when he does, and holds the title high in the air. The music eventually gets cut off and the fans die down enough for Jeff to talk*
Jeff:Hello creatures of the night!!!
*The fans scream again and Jeff waits for it to die down*
Jeff:Not too many people were expecting me to show up here, and I myself never ever thought I would be put in the Hardcore title match, but whenever Logan came up to me and told me I'd be put in the Hardcore division and you have the title match—NEXT. I was like but why? And he said the best thing anyone could've said to me. He said I saw what you did, in TNA, and WWE, and I mean wow. I knew you'd be the best candidate. I just want to say, I can not believe I am the RHCW HARDCORE CHAMPION!
*The fans yell and whistle and after a while it dies down*
Jeff:You have no idea, how hard I have worked to get here. I know I've done bad things in my career, and I know that I have had more than enough chances to prove myself, and this time round I will not mess up my chances. I just wanted to take some time to say-Punk, your a hell of a competitor but you know what? In WWE you screwed me over, but not in RHCW! I may see you at the next event, Insurrexion, but by God almighty I will beat you and be the Hardcore Champion!
*The fans scream and cheer as No More Words come back on and Jeff Hardy gets out of the ring and limps up the ramp to the lockerroom*
*commercial break*
*The camera zooms in on the commentators*
Chris:Ladies and gentleman, this next match has been brewing for months in the first stages of this company during the live show days, about 6 months ago, Daniel Bryan was in the hall way and, well this video package will explain it all
*The titantron shows in bright white letters “6 MONTHS AGO...” And shows a video of Daniel Bryan walking by Chris Beniot's locker room. When the door opens and out comes Maria Kanellis wearing nothing but a black bra and a pair of short shorts and she gasp at the site of Bryan*
Bryan:Hey Maria, might I say you look particularly swell this evening.
Maria:Thanks Daniel, um do you mind moving please? *sweet voice and tries to get past Bryan but he gets infront of her*
Bryan:How about you come over to my locker room and I'll show you why I'm called th-
*Beniot steps out of his room wearing his yellow wrestling tights with a wolverine on the side and puts an arm around Maria*
Beniot:Bryan you need something?
Bryan:Oh no, I was admiring Maria, how great she looked.
Beniot:Yeah, well don't get well adjusted, she is my girlfriend.
Bryan:Oh? Well I am sorry, Ill just be on my way, *Turns to Maria and kisses her cheek* Tell me if you want a REAL boyfriend.
*Maria looks shocked and looks at Beniot for support so Beniot steps infront of her*
Beniot:Don't make a problem with us.
*Bryan smiles and walks off.*
*Letters come up again “LATER THAT NIGHT” and it fades into a match with Chris Beniot, the US champion at the time, vs AJ Styles in a title match, and Beniot just put on the Sharpshooter and is looking toward the entrance way, AJ is writhing in pain and looks close to tapping, when all of a sudden Bryan runs down the ramp and grabs Maria out of the corner and is walking her back up the ramp. Beniot lets go and hollers after them. Bryan turns around and mouths “I'll take good care of her” and he smiles and disappears. Beniot looks mad and puts his hands on the ropes, frustrated. He turns around and AJ hits him with the dropkick! AJ picks up Beniot and hits the Styles Clash and pins him and wins. The camera fades out into another lockerroom the same evening. Beniot is walking through the hall way when he stops. He looks down and gets mad. He bends over and picks up something the camera cannot see yet. He then bring it into few and it is Maria's shorts. He then starts sprinting through the hall and finally finds Bryans lockerroom. He kicks the door in and noone is there, He walks around and there is a note on the couch. It zooms in.
“Beniot, Beniot, Beniot.
I bet you have already seen the shorts, but dont worry, I know how to
take care of a lady. But this, this girl is a TRAMP. I only had to pay her
30$ for 6 hours. But I didn't pay her anything. HAHA! I wish you luck,
because soon, she will probably leave you for a real man like ME!
Dont be mad, I left you a going away present. Look in the left drawer
of my Computer desk.
Hahaha, see ya later Beniot!
Daniel Bryan”
Beniot opens the drawer and in there is a recent picture of Maria and Bryan kissing, Bryan is pulling off Maria's shorts and Maria is looking mad. Beniot rips it up and walks away in disgust. The white lettering appears again “THE NEXT FEW WEEKS ARE THE SAME, BRYAN NEVER SHOWS UP AND MARIA IS STILL GONE” and it fades away and then a softer fade in “Until Now... 3 MONTHS LATER”
Beniot is preparing for a match in the Gorilla position when Maria runs up to him in a bra and very small panties*
Maria:(voice shaking and going really fast) C-C-C-C-Chris! You gotta help me! I just got away and I am so sc-sc-scared! I was forced to do horrible things, bad things, and he ripped up my clothes and and and-
*She stops and starts sobbing as you hear Bryan running after her*
Beniot:Its okay come on, I'll lock you in my room come on!
*He then picks her up and runs her to his locker room and kisses her real quick*
Beniot:Stay here okay?
*He then shuts and locks the door and runs off to get on the ramp and goes about his match. During his match, Daniel comes on the screen*
Bryan:(singing) Chris!(normal) How have ya been good ol Wolverine! I have had the greatest few months off, and I have just lost my property and I was wondering if you knew where it was?
*Beniot is still fighting but listening to every word*
Bryan:Whats wrong? Getting mad at the real man here in this ar-
*Beniot puts the Crippler Crossface on and is keeping it on. Tommy Dreamer is tapping out and the bell is ringing. After 5 minutes he lets go and smiles at the still looking on Bryan. Tommy Dreamer is hauled out on a stretcher as the announcer announces the winner that is Tommy Dreamer and there is an intense showdown. Beniot then exits the ring and goes backstage. The White letters appear again “BACK AND FORTH IT WENT WITH THESE 2 BOYS IN LOVE WITH ONE GIRL. THEN, LAST WEEK, THIS HAPPENED...”
Beniot is tying up his boots when all of a sudden he gets attacked from behind by Bryan. He has a lead pipe and his hammering away at his head then Maria screams “Stop!!” and Bryan looks at her and picks her up against her will and takes her away. Later that night, Logan Caudill announces that there will be a match at the first live televised event to see who is the better man.*
Kelly:This match is scheduled for one fall!
*Whatever by Our Lady Peace plays on the speakers as Chris Beniot comes out walking straight to the ring wearing blue tights and black boots*
Kelly:Introducing first, from Atlanta Georgia weighing 234 pounds, Chris Beniot!
*The fans scream and holler for the former 6 time US champion. He climbs in the ring and does a cut throat signature across his throat and slings it away. Then “Flight of the Valkaries”comes on and Bryan walks down the ramp and keeps saying “NO” and gets in a “No,Yes” fight with a member of the crowd then gets up in the ring*
Kelly:Second, from Aberdeen Washington weighing in at 210 pounds, Daniel Bryan!
Jack:And this will be a great match-up, it is the second to last match and these 2 seem promising, especially since its over a girl like Maria.
Chris:Yes sir ee it is! And tonight, we will find out who can pin who!
*Beniot runs to Bryan and hits him from behind, he stomps away at him in the corner as the bell sounds*
Chris:This Extreme Rules match is underway! As Beniot is hammering away at Daniel Bryan!
*Beniot picks up Bryan and slings him into the corner and runs into the corner and clotheslines him into the corner*
Jack:And a powerful clothesline into the corner!
*Beniot then kicks Daniel 8 times then throws him to the outside. He runs against the ropes and does a suicide dive but Bryan grabs him and slams him on the remains of the announcers table*
Chris:Oh My God! He just reversed that! I never knew it to be possible!
*Beniot lays still as Bryan goes under the ring and gets a steel chair and hits it across Beniots back more then once*
Jack:And Bryan is showing some ECW shades right here.
*Bryan throws the chair out and gets out a table out from the right side of the ring and sets it up using the gaurdrail and the wrestling ring and walks over to get Beniot but he is up and he hits Bryan with the chair. Beniot strikes again and again. He throws it at him in disgust and looks around the ring*
Chris:What does Beniot have in mind?
Jack:I dont know but he is probably going to make sure that he takes out all the stops!
*Beniot grabs a trash can as Bryan is getting up. Beniot does a spin and hits Bryan on the skull with it as Bryan falls back close to the table. Beniot gets behind Bryan and wraps his arms around his stomach*
Jack:Uh-oh! He may be going for a german suplex!
*Beniot slings Bryan but he backflips and lands it, he jumps ontop of the table and does a missile dropkick*
Chris:Whoa! What a move by D-Bry!
*Bryan picks up Beniot and he wraps his arms around Beniots stomach and performs a german suplex with Beniot's head hitting the side of the table and only breaking an edge of it. There is a collective gasp and OHH from the crowd staring on*
Jack:OH MY GOD!!! What a move!! That was amazing!!
Chris:Amazing is the least of words to describe it!
*Beniot holds his head and hollers. Bryan is just laying there tired. He slowly gets up and picks up Beniot by the hair, then Beniot wraps his arms around his waist and Belly-to-belly suplexes him through the table*
Jack:There it is! The table is now broken in half! And I know that that isnt a walk in the park. It hurts!
Chris:Just because you backyard wrestled doesn't mean you know these wrestlers minds!
*Bryan is almost out, Beniot slowly gets up and grabs a chair, Bryan is slowly getting up. Beniot nails him with the chair with a thunderous sound and the crowd goes silent. Beniot searches under the corners of the ring for something*
Chris:Bryan has to almost be out cold!
Jack:For sure!
*Beniot finds some gas and a box of matches. He then gets a barbwire chair and pours some gas on it and lights a match and lights the chair on fire*
Jack:OH MY GOD! THE CHAIR IS ON FIRE!
*Beniot swings the chair and hits Bryan in the back and he writhes in pain as the crowd cheers Beniot on*
Jack:Just think! This isnt the last match!
Chris:right you are!
*The chairs flame goes out as Beniot picks Bryan up and rolls up into the ring and sets up another table, and another on ontop of it, and he gets in the ring and kicks Bryan in the back*
Chris:I wonder what he has in stock for Daniel!
*Beniot picks Bryan up and puts him in the corner. He does some body shots and kicks him in the stomach and a punch in the face. Beniot picks Bryan up ontop of the ropes and he gets up and punches Bryan a few times, he grabs his waist quickly*
Jack:Uh-Oh! This is high risk!
*Beniot jumps off and Bryan does a flip and goes through both tables as Beniot lays beside him*
Jack:OH GOD!!
Chris:THE PAIN!
*The crowd goes wild and start chanting something so loud its inaudible! The ref calls someone to check on them and the doctors declare them unable to compete*
Kelly:This bout will not continue under the competitors unable to compete.
Jack:Wow. Oh my god. That was a great match up while it lasted!
Chris:Yes it was!
Jack:Ladies and gentleman we will have a small commercial break and when we get back we will find out WHO will be the next RHCW champion dont go away.
*Jack smiles as the camera fades into commercial.*
*Comes back from commercial*
Jack:welcome back ladies and gentleman we are ready for the fatal four way that is about to happen next!
Kelly:The main event of this evening is a fatal four way match for the RHCW championship!
*Viva la Raza plays on the speakers and as soon as it plays the fans go wild and scream. The camera focuses a sign with Eddie's picture and to the side it say “Lie Cheat Steal” and Eddie comes out dancing and giving high fives*
Kelly:First, from El Paso Texas weighing in at 228 pounds, Eddie Guerrero!!
*Eddie climbs in the ring and gets ontop of all four corners and does his arm and chest dance and gets down and waits for his opponent. Kurt Angle comes out to his theme song on the speakers as he gets booed at the UK gymnasium*
Kelly:And Introducing next, weighing in at 240 pounds, from Pittsburgh Pennsylvania, Kurt Angle.
*Kurt is acting like he is better then everyone and gets into the ring and stares and Eddie, until Rhyno's music hits and the fans go wild. He starts walking to the ring looking angry*
Kelly:Weighing in at 270 pounds, from Detroit Michigan, Rhyno!
*Rhyno gets in the ring as Kurt and Eddie exit and Rhyno is pacing the ring, when all of a sudden you hear Sexy Boy play and the fans are ecstatic! They are cheering so loud in drowns at the song and his introduction. Shawn Michaels walks down the ramp and is dancing, and then he falls to his knees, says a soft prayer, and lefts his hands up to let the fireworks go up. He jumps up and gives high fives to the fans as the wrestlers already at the ring are speechless. Shawn gives some high fives and gets into the ring and does his signature half split, shows muscle taunt and stands back up and throws his shirt to a lucky fan in the audience. The bell rings and the match is underway. They are just staring at eachother and they look and look, then Shawn punches Rhyno and keeps hitting him when Eddie punches Kurt and keeps hitting*
Jack:And look at the Hall of Famer's go!
*Shawn throws Rhyno over the ropes and Shawn stands on the apron, looks back, and performs a springboard moonsault. Kurt has turn the tables on Eddie, kicking him in the corner*
Chris:This already looks like a great match of the year candidate to me!
*Kurt slings Eddie into the corner and clotheslines him into the corner again. Michaels picks up Rhyno and slings him shoulder first into the ring post. Shawn then Picks him up and body slams him to the outside, The fans are cheering and loving every minute of this*
Jack:Oh that slam had to knock a few joints loose.
Chris:What about that clothesline? That had to knock some teeth out!
*Eddie gets picked up onto the ropes and gets slapped. Eddie gets angry and punches Kurt in his stomach, he does it again then he low blows him and Kurt falls back flat on his back. Shawn picks up Rhyno and slams him face first into the guardrail. Eddie jumps trying to do a frog splash but he misses, and Kurt tries to pin him*
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*Oh what a dropkick by Shawn to save the match! Kurt gets up and Shawn slaps him across the chest and Kurt falls back and holding his red chest*
Jack:Oh God that was heard around the world!!
*Shawn picks up one of Kurt's legs and elbow drops it, stand back up and does it again. He stands up and stretches it out then slams it down on the mat. Eddie is now up as Rhyno enters the ring again. He goes for a Gore but Eddie does a split legged jump and dodges it. He runs to Rhyno and low blows him, and in combination goes for a school-boy*
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*Rhyno kicks out and so Eddie goes to work on a arm, puts him in a Reverse Arm Bar. In the corner Shawn his kicking at Kurt's legs. Shawn then picks him up and slings him into the other corner and he runs and hits a forearm smash. Then Shawn goes to sling Kurt into the ropes but Kurt falls and grabs Shawn's ankle and puts on the Ankle Lock. Rhyno picks up Eddie and throws him to the outside. He notices that Shawn is in danger so he puts on a sleeper onto Kurt. Kurt lossens his hold and lets go of Shawn's ankle starts trying to get out of the Sleeper. Shawn is hurting over his foot and Eddie is outside so he has to get to the ropes*
Jack:Uh-oh, this match could be short lived!
*Kurt finally reaches the ropes*
Chris:And the match continues!
*Rhyno gets up and sets up for the Gore onto Kurt. No one notices the quiet Shawn in the corner tuning the band up. Rhyno runs toward Kurt but before he gets there Shawn has Sweet Chin Musiced his jaw and Rhyno twist to his left and lands flat on his back in the center of the ring*
Jack:OH MY GOD WHAT A KICK!!
Chris:THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL!
*Kurt tries to gra Shawns Ankle but he gets a kick as well, but with his good foot, which means he had to stand on his bad one and irritated it. Shawn falls down face first as Eddie gets on the top rope and Frog Splashes Rhyno*
Chris:Oh out of nowhere! Here's the pin!
*The fans are going crazy and counts off the pin with the ref*
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Chris:Rhyno kicks out! He kicked out of a Sweet Chin Music and a Frog Splash!
*Kurt is up but he is quiet. Eddie stands up and walks backward into Kurts awaiting arms. He hits the Angle slam and pins Eddie*
Chris:ANGLE SLAM! HE HIT IT!
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*Shawn Sweet Chin Musics Kurt's face down to the mat and almost knocks him out. He turns to see where Rhyno is and gets Gored and Shawn does a full backflip!*
Chris:OH MY GOD!
Jack:THIS IS SPECTACULAR!
*Rhyno gets out and gets a table and sets it in the corner of the wrestling ring*
Jack:Uh-Oh!Remember in a fatal four way you can do whatever, no rules!
*Eddie is the first one up so Rhyno Gores him and Eddie rolls out of the ring*
Chris:What a great Gore by Rhyno!
*Kurt is next and Rhyno slings him toward the table, as this takes place, Shawn slips out of the ring and grabs a chair and slips back into the ring. Whenever Kurt is thrown and he stops before he gets to the table, he turns around and Rhyno Gores him through it. Rhyno turns to see Shawn and Shawn throws the chair and Sweet Chin Musics the chair into Rhyno's face and he goes for a pin as*
Chris:What a Sweet Chin Music! It was beautiful!
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Jack:And they still live!
*Eddie picks Shawn up and kicks him in the stomach and hits the 3 Amigos. When he is done he climbs the ropes and signals for Frog Splash*
Chris:Uh-oh! Is he going for the Frog Splash?
Jack:I believe so!
*Rhyno is up in the corner waiting, and as soon as Eddie's feet leaves the ropes Rhyno is already running. About halfway from Shawn Michaels Eddie gets Gored in mid-air by Rhyno jumping up in the air and taking him down from the side. Since they were so high, Eddie lands on the second rope and rolls out of the ring. The crowd is chanting Holy crap again, and are not afraid to speak their mind*
Jack:Damn! That was a Gore right there!
Chris:Gore?! That was a train wreck!
*Rhyno stands up slowly as Shawn gets up. Rhyno sternly walks to Shawn but when he gets within reaching distance Shawn kicks his face off and Rhyno lands flat on his back and rolls out of the ring*
Jack:WHAT A KICK! HE KNOCKED HIS TEETH OUT!
Kurt is back up and hits a Angle Slam to Shawn. He rolls him over for a pin.
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Chris:HE IS STILL ALIVE!
*The fans are on their feet as Kurt stands back up, wobbly though, and is disgusted at the near-fall. Shawn is laying flat on his stomach from the kick-out. The fans are still deafening as Kurt reaches down and cinches in the Ankle Lock*
Jack:He is writhing in pain! He Has to tap!
*Shawn keeps trying to kick him off but everytime it puts more pressure on his already hurt ankle. He crawls toward the ropes and is literally 2 inches away, he tries one more big reach but Kurt falls back and wraps his legs around Shawn's legs. He is shaking his head and is screaming in agony as the fans try to cheer him on. Shawn tries a reach again but ends up taping repeatedly, Kurt keeps the hold on for an extra 10 seconds and then gets off*
Jack:I timed how long Shawn was in that hold, and 2 minutes and 13 seconds! If he doesn't have a a broken ankle then he has some tough ankles!
Chris:Well a solid performance from the members of this match!
Jack:Indeed, but with Kurt being against the company, I wonder how long his reign will last.
Kurt lifts his belt up high as his name is declared winner. He is smiling and confetti falls down and his theme is playing and there is fireworks going off. The fans clap at a great effort but still are booing even if they are clapping. Kurt exits the ring and then stops, looks back, and walks back down and puts on the Ankle Lock again to Shawn. He screams again and is tapping out. The bell has sounded again and officials come to pull him off. He had the hold on Shawn for an additional 25 seconds before leaving to a chorus of boos.
Jack:Well that wasn't manly
Chris:Your right Jack, but the show is over and we will have updates for you guys at the next show im Chris Smith and this is Jack Lovell and thank you for tuning in
*The end logo at the right hand of the screen appears and the camera is focused on Shawn screaming and the doctors tending to him as it fades to the big RHCW logo and into the next program*
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(NOTE:Chris Beniot is marked by talking by the Beniot: while Chris Smith is marked by Chris:) *The RHCW Theme song Lose It by Atreyu blast through the PA system as the RHCW logo appears for the first 15 seconds, then it shows clips of a few superstars doing moves from their older companies, then at the end shows The RHCW logo again and starts shaking and blows up in a spark of fireworks as real fireworks go up from Rupp Arena in Lexington Kentucky and the crowd goes nuts, you can hear one girl in particular screaming louder then the rest. It dies down a little bit but still continues as the song continues to play. The show starts out with new commentators that want to work their way into the business*
Jack:Hello ladies and gentleman and welcome to the first ever RHCW event, Saturday Showdown!
Chris:Yes. I'm Chris Smith and my partner is Jack Lovell we are very excited to be here it is our first live televised show as well.
Jack:Yes we are and I would just like to give a shout out to owner Logan Caudill.
Chris:Yes indeed, in other news, The bo-
*Man with a Plan plays on the new speakers as the Cruiserweight champion comes out with a big boo throughout the crowd, Brian Kendrick plays with a fan by acting like he is going to let him touch the belt but slings it on his shoulder, leaving the fan having to catch himself before falling, Kendrick smiles a cocky smile and gets up in the ring and tugs off the designer ripped graphic jacket on the back and grabs the microphone waiting for him in a corner of a ring*
Kendrick:Chris can you please shut up and let the Cruiserweight champion talk, your getting boring.
*the crowd boos again but Kendrick ignores them*
Kendrick:As you all know, I was chosen because I dominated the cruiserweight division in my former company. I always was on top, but whenever I had a tag team, my partner was always more recognized, so tonight, I want to challenge Paul London to a match right here right now!
*the crowd erupts at the mention of his name, the camera zooms in on a 'We Want London' sign and zooms out to view the whole arena*
Jack: Wow! Brian Kendrick is calling out Paul London! This will be interesting!
*Paul London's solid guitar rips through the arena as the fans absolutely go up! Everyone's standing on their feet as London runs down the ramp and up into the ring. Kendrick is looking on in utter disgust. London does his signature backflip from the second rope and Kendrick attack him from behind. He starts pounding him down as a ref runs down the ramp to try to pull Kendrick off. After a few kicks, Kendrick backs off and gets in the corner, smiling cockingly. London is slowly getting to his feet when the bell rings, Kendrick starts running toward London but London knees him in the face!*
Chris:Oh my! That had to hurt.
Jack:Oh yeah! I bet he wont be smelling any cookies!
*Kendrick backs up some, trying to get a second wind, when London hits a dropsault and lands it!*
Jack:Beautiful. Fundamental work right there.
*As soon as Kendrick hits the floor London is already in the middle of a standing moonsault and hits it! London starts climbing the ropes of the North Eastern corner*
Jack:Uh Ohh!
Chris:He may be setting up for the 450 splash!
*London balances on the top rope and looks at his opponent, and swings his arms in a fluid motion and does a full frontflip and a half and lands on his opponents stomach and pins*
Chris:He hit it!!
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*London stands tall and proud in the middle of the ring smiling as his name is being announced as the winner. He grabs the Cruiserweight title and holds it up, signaling a possible future match-up. The camera fades into a commercial break*
*Commercial goes off and is a segment of a backstage scene of Chris Beniot's locker room. Beniot opens the door and is walking through the hall when he runs into Daniel Bryan*
Bryan:Let me say something,wolverine. Your old news. You cant cripple anyone anymore, “Mr. Crippler Crossface” Why do you keep that gimmick anyway? Just like your girlfriend. She wants me pal, not you!
Beniot:Bryan, why do you still have that beard? *Beniot grabs his beard and yanks as Bryan gives a high pitch yelp* Why are you still so chicken? Why do are you the american dragon and not me? Why does Maria like me more then you? That’s what I thought. *Lets go of him* I'll see you in the ring. And I will cripple you. *Bryan looks mad but he walks away as Beniot goes about his business*
*Camera fades into a shot of the wrestling ring and Kelly Kelly as the announcer*
Kelly:The next match is scheduled for one fall and is for the RHCW, TV title!
*Im here to show the world by Downstait plays and Dolph Ziggler comes out with the fans yelling and screaming, he is shaking hands and smiling*
Kelly:First, weighing 220 pounds, Dolph Ziggler!
he gets up in the ring and gets pumped for his match. 'Feed Me' Plays throughout the arena and Ryback comes out to an ovation and the TV title. He runs into the ring and stares at his opponent.*
Kelly:And the champion, weighing 245 pounds, the TV champion, Ryback!
*Dolph looks nervous but decides he can try. The bell rings and Dolph starts running toward Ryback but gets his head nearly ripped off by a clothesline!*
Chris:Whoa! I think Dolph is seeing stars and TV titles dancing in his head!
*Ryback picks him and kicks him in the mid-section. He prepares Dolph for a backpack stunner, but Dolph turns it into a Zig Zag! Already!*
Jack:Whoa!! What a reversal!
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*Ryback kicks out! Dolph puts him in a sleeper and he works on the choke hold. 2 minutes in Ryback gets a second wind and hits the backpack stunner. “FINISH. IT.” He yells hitting his fist. He sets Dolph up for the Shell Shocked. Dolph slips out of it and hits a German Suplex! Ryback is to his feet first but as soon as he is Dolph does the Kip up and ducks a clothesline and hits a neckbreaker.*
Jack: Neither one of these want to lose the TV title. Its been going on for only 7 minutes and they are already getting tired!
Chris:Well if you did that I bet you would to!
Jack:Shutup!
*Dolph hits 3 jumping elbow drops back to back and is trying to wear Ryback down. Dolph dropkicks Ryback in the back and throws him outside of the ring. Dolph runs into the ropes and does a suicide dive*
Chris:That's WAY out of Dolph's comfort zone
Jack:Well, that's what titles do for you.
*Dolph rolls Ryback back into the ring and gets inside the ring Ryback is bent over and Dolph runs and does a legdrop to the back of Ryback's head into the canvas. Dolph rolls into the cover*
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*Ryback just barely kicks out. Dolph gets up and is signaling for the end. He is waiting for Ryback to stand. Ryback gets to his feet and Dolph Ziggler does a jumping Zig Zag attempt but Ryback reverses it into another backpack stunner. Dolph immediately stands up then falls to his knees. He spits out some blood and maybe even a tooth*
Chris:Oh my, he may need to get that looked at
Jack:That damned Ryback, he doesnt know how to do these moves!
*Dolph gets back up with Ryback waiting. He pickes up Dolph Ziggler for Shell Shocked but Dolph reverses it into a Zig Zag!*
Jack:Oh my god! That was the greatest move I ever seen!
*Dolph pins*
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*Dolph laughs and does a fist punch to the crowd. Ryback slowly rolls out of the ring, holding his head. Here to show the world plays as the fans erupt in a series of claps and screams. Dolph smiles as he is given the TV title. He stares at the red strapped belt, the first time he has held a RHCW title*
*Fades to commercial*
Kelly:The next match is scheduled for one fall and is a hardcore match for the RHCW Hardcore championship!
*Cult of Personality starts playing but after 8ish seconds it changes to Killswitch Engage as CM Punk is now sporting his long hair again and walks down the ramp giving high fives to the screaming demanding crowd*
Jack:Well, with CM Punk being a former Ultra-Violent wrestler, he may have a slight advantage over his opponent.
Chris:He certainly may, but it would be amazing to see him pick up the chair and table and go to work!
*Punk gets into the ring and does his signature wrist twist and is waiting for his opponent. No More Words is blaring and the fans literally scream til they die! Jeff Hardy runs out and does his stage dance and his fireworks go up and up. The camera then focuses on CM Punk whose face has dropped completely and his thinking about his chances. Jeff Hardy with Purple, White and Black abstract art on his face gets into the ring and runs to the corner as Punk gets out of the ring and Hardy does his signature dance on the corner. He jumps down and gets in the opposite corner and waits on Punk. Punk slowly gets into the ring looking depressed.*
Kelly:Introducing first, from Chicago Illinois, Weighing 225 pounds. CM Punk!
*The fans cheer but its not a loud cheer, when it dies down Kelly continues*
Kelly:And his opponent, from Cameron North Carolina weighing at 235 pounds, Jeff AAAARDDDYYYY!
*The fans erupt as Jeff does his 2 finger hand sign toward the crowd. CM Punk runs up and hits Jeff from behind. He starts bashing away at Jeff's face. Punk gets off and goes outside and lifts up the ring skirt*
Chris:Now hey! That was a dirty tactic!
Jack:Yes but its a championship on the line here tonight!
*The fans boo the changed CM Punk. He gets a steel chair and 2 trash cans with 1 lid and throw them into the ring*
Jack:Looks like Punk wants to do some remodeling.
Chris:Yeah but this is Jeff Hardy's playground as well.
*Punk gets a stop sign out and is about to throw it into the ring when Jeff does a diving frontflip onto Punk and the stop sign and both of them lay outside but Jeff gets up and hollers and does his 2 fingered sign again*
Chris:Whoa! What a maneuver!
Jack:Jeff disobeyed the law by going instead of stopping!
*Hardy balances on the steel gaurdrail and start running toward Punk. Right before Hardy jumps Punk dropkicks the rail and Jeff falls and lands on his nuts*
Chris:OHH! That makes me tingle!
Jack:Dont Say that! Now I'll start tingling
Chris:Scoot away from me some you perv!
Jack:Just call the action in the ring!
*Jeff slides off the rail and Punk grabs the Stop Sign again and hits Jeff across his back and makes a loud SLAP and Jeff writhes in pain.*
Jack:That was a traffic violation!
*Punk puts the sign on Jeff's back and dropkicks the sign onto Jeff's back. Jeff rolls away and grabs his back. The fans throw some paper wads at Punk and he threatens one to backhand him. He then gets Jeff and throws him into the ring. Punk slides into the ring and stomps away at his back and legs. He grabs a trash can and sets it down laying on the round side. Punk picks Jeff up and sets up for a DDT*
Jack:Uh Oh, he may be taking out the trash!
Chris:I know a piece of trash beside me that needs to be taken out..
*Punk slaps Jeff's back, but Jeff punches Punk in the gut. Then again, and again, Jeff stands straight up and kicks him in his stomach and puts his arm around Punks head and puts Punks arm around his head and picks him up parallel to the ring and pulls his own legs up and does a sit-out suplex face buster onto the trash can and the can crumples under the 225 pounds*
Jack:And that sounded like a nasty car-wreck!
Chris:You sound like a nasty car wreck.
Jack:I swear! One more damn word and I will show you a car-wreck!
Chris:Just watch the show!
*Punk rolls off the can holding his chest and Jeff lays flat on his back, spread eagle, the fans are screaming with madness! “Har-dy Har-dy Har-dy” their chanting as Jeff gets back to a vertical base as well as Punk. Jeff goes for a kick but gets caught. He then does a enziguri and Punk falls flat on his stomach. Jeff does the Jeff hand sign and gets a chair. He hits Punk ferociously 5 times*
Chris:OH MY! That's leaving red welps on Punk!
Jack:He will need some Aloe Vera!
*Jeff then grabs Punk by the hair and kicks him in the stomach and goes for the Twist of Fate, but Punk reverses it and hits a well placed kick to the head. Jeff falls like a ton of bricks.*
Jack:Oh, what a hit!
Chris:Yeah! That knocked him into next week!
Punk rolls Jeff over on his back and pins.
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*Kick out! Punk goes to the outside and start tearing up the announcers table*
Chris:Hey! Get away man!
Jack:Yeah go to another announcers table!
*Jack and Chris get up and move (note that they had to take off their headsets)as Punk continues tearing up the table and gets up on the apron but Jeff is already there and does a picture perfect dropkick, Punk goes flying and hits face first against the table. Jeff gets down and grabs a light-tube and he tries to act dangerous but he has never busted a light-tube in his life. He swings but Punk kicks Jeff down low and the fans all boo. Punk takes the light and swings it hard across Jeff's back and you hear the gather of breath and the soft pfft of the tube breaking and the gases inside being released. Jeff screams out in pain and falls to his knees holding his back. Punk breaks the remainder of the tube across Jeff's head and Jeff falls to the ground. Punk throws the little piece left on the ground and starts punching the cut on Jeff's head, blood starts staining Punks wrist tape and knuckles but he continues hitting. Blood trickles down Jeff's forehead and face. Punk lets go of his face and gets another chair, this time with barbwire wrapped around it from under the ring as the commentators sit back down and put their headsets back on*
Jack:Sorry Ladies and gentleman, we had to move
Chris:Yes and now were back and whats Punk going to do with that chair!?
*Punk swings the chair but Jeff kicks it back into his face and the chair sticks to his forehead and skin as he steps back and lands on the announcers table and the commentators get up but keep their headsets on*
Jack:Oh my! What a reversal from Jeff Hardy!
*Jeff lifts the apron up and gets another barbwire chair and hits Punk with it in the stomach and leaves it there*
Jack:Oh wow! Look at the blood!
Chris:Its a freaking massacre!
*Punks head is now dripping with blood down the side of the announcers table, and now his stomach has a few scratches producing blood, too. Jeff is walking around the ring lifting the aprons up and finally finds a 10 ft ladder and sets it up by the announcers table, the fans are screaming and hollering bloody murder.*
Chris:What does the Extreme Enigma have in mind for CM Punk?
*Jeff rolls into the 18x18 foot ring and climbs the south-west corner.*
Jack:Uh-Oh! I think he's done playing around!
*Jeff bounces once then jumps off the turnbuckles and lands with one foot on the ladder and with the same momentum finishes with a Swanton Bomb and nearly lands on his neck! He lands irregular ontop of Punk with his shoulders landing on the chair covering Punk's face and breaks the table! You can hear a soft PSFTT of the headsets getting hit by Jeff's foot. You hear a collective gasp from the audience and you hear boys mainly screaming “HOLY crap”*
Chris:OH MY GOD!!!! That was AMAZING!!!!! Even if I got hit!
Jack:OH S(beeped out on TV)! That was, oh my god! Can we have a replay!?
*The titantron above the RHCW logo on the entrance way shows a slow-motion replay of what just happened. The ref checks the 2 downed opponents and waves a arm signaling for some health-care to rush down. The doctors check on the superstars as the chant “Holy crap” continues and the doctors declare the both of them still able to compete and run back to the back. Jeff is slowly getting up, pulling barbwire off of his skin, and limps into the ring and gets the trash can lid and climbs up the South-western corner*
Jack:What ELSE can he possible do!?!?
*Jeff jumps and put the lid under his feet and does a leg drop, everything but his feet with the lid didn't hit Punk. Jeff screams in pain as he possibly has broken his buttocks. Punk twitches at the hit but that's all. He is still bleeding from the head, even more then earlier. Jeff rolls slowly and gets on his knees, listening to the fans reaction, which is screams and gasps*
Jack:These guys have no limit in their mind!
Chris:Jeff's butt has got to be broken!
*Jeff crawls to Punk and rips the chairs off of Punk, which makes him bleed more, and pins Punk*
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*The fans erupt at the sound of the bell! They are cheering and screaming it up!Jeff crawls off of Punk holding his back but smiling.*
Kelly:And your winner, and NEEEW RHCW Hardcore champion.... JEEEFF HAAAAAARRRRDDYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Jack:I cant believe it!! Jeff did it! He went to the extremes and got it!
Chris:Just listen to this crowd! They are ecsTATic!
*Jeff grabs his title and holds it into the air smiling with his song playing but noone can hear it over the fans. Jeff grabs a microphone and limps to the ring and rolls in, takes a while to get up, and is shaky when he does, and holds the title high in the air. The music eventually gets cut off and the fans die down enough for Jeff to talk*
Jeff:Hello creatures of the night!!!
*The fans scream again and Jeff waits for it to die down*
Jeff:Not too many people were expecting me to show up here, and I myself never ever thought I would be put in the Hardcore title match, but whenever Logan came up to me and told me I'd be put in the Hardcore division and you have the title match—NEXT. I was like but why? And he said the best thing anyone could've said to me. He said I saw what you did, in TNA, and WWE, and I mean wow. I knew you'd be the best candidate. I just want to say, I can not believe I am the RHCW HARDCORE CHAMPION!
*The fans yell and whistle and after a while it dies down*
Jeff:You have no idea, how hard I have worked to get here. I know I've done bad things in my career, and I know that I have had more than enough chances to prove myself, and this time round I will not mess up my chances. I just wanted to take some time to say-Punk, your a hell of a competitor but you know what? In WWE you screwed me over, but not in RHCW! I may see you at the next event, Insurrexion, but by God almighty I will beat you and be the Hardcore Champion!
*The fans scream and cheer as No More Words come back on and Jeff Hardy gets out of the ring and limps up the ramp to the lockerroom*
*commercial break*
*The camera zooms in on the commentators*
Chris:Ladies and gentleman, this next match has been brewing for months in the first stages of this company during the live show days, about 6 months ago, Daniel Bryan was in the hall way and, well this video package will explain it all
*The titantron shows in bright white letters “6 MONTHS AGO...” And shows a video of Daniel Bryan walking by Chris Beniot's locker room. When the door opens and out comes Maria Kanellis wearing nothing but a black bra and a pair of short shorts and she gasp at the site of Bryan*
Bryan:Hey Maria, might I say you look particularly swell this evening.
Maria:Thanks Daniel, um do you mind moving please? *sweet voice and tries to get past Bryan but he gets infront of her*
Bryan:How about you come over to my locker room and I'll show you why I'm called th-
*Beniot steps out of his room wearing his yellow wrestling tights with a wolverine on the side and puts an arm around Maria*
Beniot:Bryan you need something?
Bryan:Oh no, I was admiring Maria, how great she looked.
Beniot:Yeah, well don't get well adjusted, she is my girlfriend.
Bryan:Oh? Well I am sorry, Ill just be on my way, *Turns to Maria and kisses her cheek* Tell me if you want a REAL boyfriend.
*Maria looks shocked and looks at Beniot for support so Beniot steps infront of her*
Beniot:Don't make a problem with us.
*Bryan smiles and walks off.*
*Letters come up again “LATER THAT NIGHT” and it fades into a match with Chris Beniot, the US champion at the time, vs AJ Styles in a title match, and Beniot just put on the Sharpshooter and is looking toward the entrance way, AJ is writhing in pain and looks close to tapping, when all of a sudden Bryan runs down the ramp and grabs Maria out of the corner and is walking her back up the ramp. Beniot lets go and hollers after them. Bryan turns around and mouths “I'll take good care of her” and he smiles and disappears. Beniot looks mad and puts his hands on the ropes, frustrated. He turns around and AJ hits him with the dropkick! AJ picks up Beniot and hits the Styles Clash and pins him and wins. The camera fades out into another lockerroom the same evening. Beniot is walking through the hall way when he stops. He looks down and gets mad. He bends over and picks up something the camera cannot see yet. He then bring it into few and it is Maria's shorts. He then starts sprinting through the hall and finally finds Bryans lockerroom. He kicks the door in and noone is there, He walks around and there is a note on the couch. It zooms in.
“Beniot, Beniot, Beniot.
I bet you have already seen the shorts, but dont worry, I know how to
take care of a lady. But this, this girl is a TRAMP. I only had to pay her
30$ for 6 hours. But I didn't pay her anything. HAHA! I wish you luck,
because soon, she will probably leave you for a real man like ME!
Dont be mad, I left you a going away present. Look in the left drawer
of my Computer desk.
Hahaha, see ya later Beniot!
Daniel Bryan”
Beniot opens the drawer and in there is a recent picture of Maria and Bryan kissing, Bryan is pulling off Maria's shorts and Maria is looking mad. Beniot rips it up and walks away in disgust. The white lettering appears again “THE NEXT FEW WEEKS ARE THE SAME, BRYAN NEVER SHOWS UP AND MARIA IS STILL GONE” and it fades away and then a softer fade in “Until Now... 3 MONTHS LATER”
Beniot is preparing for a match in the Gorilla position when Maria runs up to him in a bra and very small panties*
Maria:(voice shaking and going really fast) C-C-C-C-Chris! You gotta help me! I just got away and I am so sc-sc-scared! I was forced to do horrible things, bad things, and he ripped up my clothes and and and-
*She stops and starts sobbing as you hear Bryan running after her*
Beniot:Its okay come on, I'll lock you in my room come on!
*He then picks her up and runs her to his locker room and kisses her real quick*
Beniot:Stay here okay?
*He then shuts and locks the door and runs off to get on the ramp and goes about his match. During his match, Daniel comes on the screen*
Bryan:(singing) Chris!(normal) How have ya been good ol Wolverine! I have had the greatest few months off, and I have just lost my property and I was wondering if you knew where it was?
*Beniot is still fighting but listening to every word*
Bryan:Whats wrong? Getting mad at the real man here in this ar-
*Beniot puts the Crippler Crossface on and is keeping it on. Tommy Dreamer is tapping out and the bell is ringing. After 5 minutes he lets go and smiles at the still looking on Bryan. Tommy Dreamer is hauled out on a stretcher as the announcer announces the winner that is Tommy Dreamer and there is an intense showdown. Beniot then exits the ring and goes backstage. The White letters appear again “BACK AND FORTH IT WENT WITH THESE 2 BOYS IN LOVE WITH ONE GIRL. THEN, LAST WEEK, THIS HAPPENED...”
Beniot is tying up his boots when all of a sudden he gets attacked from behind by Bryan. He has a lead pipe and his hammering away at his head then Maria screams “Stop!!” and Bryan looks at her and picks her up against her will and takes her away. Later that night, Logan Caudill announces that there will be a match at the first live televised event to see who is the better man.*
Kelly:This match is scheduled for one fall!
*Whatever by Our Lady Peace plays on the speakers as Chris Beniot comes out walking straight to the ring wearing blue tights and black boots*
Kelly:Introducing first, from Atlanta Georgia weighing 234 pounds, Chris Beniot!
*The fans scream and holler for the former 6 time US champion. He climbs in the ring and does a cut throat signature across his throat and slings it away. Then “Flight of the Valkaries”comes on and Bryan walks down the ramp and keeps saying “NO” and gets in a “No,Yes” fight with a member of the crowd then gets up in the ring*
Kelly:Second, from Aberdeen Washington weighing in at 210 pounds, Daniel Bryan!
Jack:And this will be a great match-up, it is the second to last match and these 2 seem promising, especially since its over a girl like Maria.
Chris:Yes sir ee it is! And tonight, we will find out who can pin who!
*Beniot runs to Bryan and hits him from behind, he stomps away at him in the corner as the bell sounds*
Chris:This Extreme Rules match is underway! As Beniot is hammering away at Daniel Bryan!
*Beniot picks up Bryan and slings him into the corner and runs into the corner and clotheslines him into the corner*
Jack:And a powerful clothesline into the corner!
*Beniot then kicks Daniel 8 times then throws him to the outside. He runs against the ropes and does a suicide dive but Bryan grabs him and slams him on the remains of the announcers table*
Chris:Oh My God! He just reversed that! I never knew it to be possible!
*Beniot lays still as Bryan goes under the ring and gets a steel chair and hits it across Beniots back more then once*
Jack:And Bryan is showing some ECW shades right here.
*Bryan throws the chair out and gets out a table out from the right side of the ring and sets it up using the gaurdrail and the wrestling ring and walks over to get Beniot but he is up and he hits Bryan with the chair. Beniot strikes again and again. He throws it at him in disgust and looks around the ring*
Chris:What does Beniot have in mind?
Jack:I dont know but he is probably going to make sure that he takes out all the stops!
*Beniot grabs a trash can as Bryan is getting up. Beniot does a spin and hits Bryan on the skull with it as Bryan falls back close to the table. Beniot gets behind Bryan and wraps his arms around his stomach*
Jack:Uh-oh! He may be going for a german suplex!
*Beniot slings Bryan but he backflips and lands it, he jumps ontop of the table and does a missile dropkick*
Chris:Whoa! What a move by D-Bry!
*Bryan picks up Beniot and he wraps his arms around Beniots stomach and performs a german suplex with Beniot's head hitting the side of the table and only breaking an edge of it. There is a collective gasp and OHH from the crowd staring on*
Jack:OH MY GOD!!! What a move!! That was amazing!!
Chris:Amazing is the least of words to describe it!
*Beniot holds his head and hollers. Bryan is just laying there tired. He slowly gets up and picks up Beniot by the hair, then Beniot wraps his arms around his waist and Belly-to-belly suplexes him through the table*
Jack:There it is! The table is now broken in half! And I know that that isnt a walk in the park. It hurts!
Chris:Just because you backyard wrestled doesn't mean you know these wrestlers minds!
*Bryan is almost out, Beniot slowly gets up and grabs a chair, Bryan is slowly getting up. Beniot nails him with the chair with a thunderous sound and the crowd goes silent. Beniot searches under the corners of the ring for something*
Chris:Bryan has to almost be out cold!
Jack:For sure!
*Beniot finds some gas and a box of matches. He then gets a barbwire chair and pours some gas on it and lights a match and lights the chair on fire*
Jack:OH MY GOD! THE CHAIR IS ON FIRE!
*Beniot swings the chair and hits Bryan in the back and he writhes in pain as the crowd cheers Beniot on*
Jack:Just think! This isnt the last match!
Chris:right you are!
*The chairs flame goes out as Beniot picks Bryan up and rolls up into the ring and sets up another table, and another on ontop of it, and he gets in the ring and kicks Bryan in the back*
Chris:I wonder what he has in stock for Daniel!
*Beniot picks Bryan up and puts him in the corner. He does some body shots and kicks him in the stomach and a punch in the face. Beniot picks Bryan up ontop of the ropes and he gets up and punches Bryan a few times, he grabs his waist quickly*
Jack:Uh-Oh! This is high risk!
*Beniot jumps off and Bryan does a flip and goes through both tables as Beniot lays beside him*
Jack:OH GOD!!
Chris:THE PAIN!
*The crowd goes wild and start chanting something so loud its inaudible! The ref calls someone to check on them and the doctors declare them unable to compete*
Kelly:This bout will not continue under the competitors unable to compete.
Jack:Wow. Oh my god. That was a great match up while it lasted!
Chris:Yes it was!
Jack:Ladies and gentleman we will have a small commercial break and when we get back we will find out WHO will be the next RHCW champion dont go away.
*Jack smiles as the camera fades into commercial.*
*Comes back from commercial*
Jack:welcome back ladies and gentleman we are ready for the fatal four way that is about to happen next!
Kelly:The main event of this evening is a fatal four way match for the RHCW championship!
*Viva la Raza plays on the speakers and as soon as it plays the fans go wild and scream. The camera focuses a sign with Eddie's picture and to the side it say “Lie Cheat Steal” and Eddie comes out dancing and giving high fives*
Kelly:First, from El Paso Texas weighing in at 228 pounds, Eddie Guerrero!!
*Eddie climbs in the ring and gets ontop of all four corners and does his arm and chest dance and gets down and waits for his opponent. Kurt Angle comes out to his theme song on the speakers as he gets booed at the UK gymnasium*
Kelly:And Introducing next, weighing in at 240 pounds, from Pittsburgh Pennsylvania, Kurt Angle.
*Kurt is acting like he is better then everyone and gets into the ring and stares and Eddie, until Rhyno's music hits and the fans go wild. He starts walking to the ring looking angry*
Kelly:Weighing in at 270 pounds, from Detroit Michigan, Rhyno!
*Rhyno gets in the ring as Kurt and Eddie exit and Rhyno is pacing the ring, when all of a sudden you hear Sexy Boy play and the fans are ecstatic! They are cheering so loud in drowns at the song and his introduction. Shawn Michaels walks down the ramp and is dancing, and then he falls to his knees, says a soft prayer, and lefts his hands up to let the fireworks go up. He jumps up and gives high fives to the fans as the wrestlers already at the ring are speechless. Shawn gives some high fives and gets into the ring and does his signature half split, shows muscle taunt and stands back up and throws his shirt to a lucky fan in the audience. The bell rings and the match is underway. They are just staring at eachother and they look and look, then Shawn punches Rhyno and keeps hitting him when Eddie punches Kurt and keeps hitting*
Jack:And look at the Hall of Famer's go!
*Shawn throws Rhyno over the ropes and Shawn stands on the apron, looks back, and performs a springboard moonsault. Kurt has turn the tables on Eddie, kicking him in the corner*
Chris:This already looks like a great match of the year candidate to me!
*Kurt slings Eddie into the corner and clotheslines him into the corner again. Michaels picks up Rhyno and slings him shoulder first into the ring post. Shawn then Picks him up and body slams him to the outside, The fans are cheering and loving every minute of this*
Jack:Oh that slam had to knock a few joints loose.
Chris:What about that clothesline? That had to knock some teeth out!
*Eddie gets picked up onto the ropes and gets slapped. Eddie gets angry and punches Kurt in his stomach, he does it again then he low blows him and Kurt falls back flat on his back. Shawn picks up Rhyno and slams him face first into the guardrail. Eddie jumps trying to do a frog splash but he misses, and Kurt tries to pin him*
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*Oh what a dropkick by Shawn to save the match! Kurt gets up and Shawn slaps him across the chest and Kurt falls back and holding his red chest*
Jack:Oh God that was heard around the world!!
*Shawn picks up one of Kurt's legs and elbow drops it, stand back up and does it again. He stands up and stretches it out then slams it down on the mat. Eddie is now up as Rhyno enters the ring again. He goes for a Gore but Eddie does a split legged jump and dodges it. He runs to Rhyno and low blows him, and in combination goes for a school-boy*
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*Rhyno kicks out and so Eddie goes to work on a arm, puts him in a Reverse Arm Bar. In the corner Shawn his kicking at Kurt's legs. Shawn then picks him up and slings him into the other corner and he runs and hits a forearm smash. Then Shawn goes to sling Kurt into the ropes but Kurt falls and grabs Shawn's ankle and puts on the Ankle Lock. Rhyno picks up Eddie and throws him to the outside. He notices that Shawn is in danger so he puts on a sleeper onto Kurt. Kurt lossens his hold and lets go of Shawn's ankle starts trying to get out of the Sleeper. Shawn is hurting over his foot and Eddie is outside so he has to get to the ropes*
Jack:Uh-oh, this match could be short lived!
*Kurt finally reaches the ropes*
Chris:And the match continues!
*Rhyno gets up and sets up for the Gore onto Kurt. No one notices the quiet Shawn in the corner tuning the band up. Rhyno runs toward Kurt but before he gets there Shawn has Sweet Chin Musiced his jaw and Rhyno twist to his left and lands flat on his back in the center of the ring*
Jack:OH MY GOD WHAT A KICK!!
Chris:THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL!
*Kurt tries to gra Shawns Ankle but he gets a kick as well, but with his good foot, which means he had to stand on his bad one and irritated it. Shawn falls down face first as Eddie gets on the top rope and Frog Splashes Rhyno*
Chris:Oh out of nowhere! Here's the pin!
*The fans are going crazy and counts off the pin with the ref*
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Chris:Rhyno kicks out! He kicked out of a Sweet Chin Music and a Frog Splash!
*Kurt is up but he is quiet. Eddie stands up and walks backward into Kurts awaiting arms. He hits the Angle slam and pins Eddie*
Chris:ANGLE SLAM! HE HIT IT!
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*Shawn Sweet Chin Musics Kurt's face down to the mat and almost knocks him out. He turns to see where Rhyno is and gets Gored and Shawn does a full backflip!*
Chris:OH MY GOD!
Jack:THIS IS SPECTACULAR!
*Rhyno gets out and gets a table and sets it in the corner of the wrestling ring*
Jack:Uh-Oh!Remember in a fatal four way you can do whatever, no rules!
*Eddie is the first one up so Rhyno Gores him and Eddie rolls out of the ring*
Chris:What a great Gore by Rhyno!
*Kurt is next and Rhyno slings him toward the table, as this takes place, Shawn slips out of the ring and grabs a chair and slips back into the ring. Whenever Kurt is thrown and he stops before he gets to the table, he turns around and Rhyno Gores him through it. Rhyno turns to see Shawn and Shawn throws the chair and Sweet Chin Musics the chair into Rhyno's face and he goes for a pin as*
Chris:What a Sweet Chin Music! It was beautiful!
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Jack:And they still live!
*Eddie picks Shawn up and kicks him in the stomach and hits the 3 Amigos. When he is done he climbs the ropes and signals for Frog Splash*
Chris:Uh-oh! Is he going for the Frog Splash?
Jack:I believe so!
*Rhyno is up in the corner waiting, and as soon as Eddie's feet leaves the ropes Rhyno is already running. About halfway from Shawn Michaels Eddie gets Gored in mid-air by Rhyno jumping up in the air and taking him down from the side. Since they were so high, Eddie lands on the second rope and rolls out of the ring. The crowd is chanting Holy crap again, and are not afraid to speak their mind*
Jack:Damn! That was a Gore right there!
Chris:Gore?! That was a train wreck!
*Rhyno stands up slowly as Shawn gets up. Rhyno sternly walks to Shawn but when he gets within reaching distance Shawn kicks his face off and Rhyno lands flat on his back and rolls out of the ring*
Jack:WHAT A KICK! HE KNOCKED HIS TEETH OUT!
Kurt is back up and hits a Angle Slam to Shawn. He rolls him over for a pin.
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Chris:HE IS STILL ALIVE!
*The fans are on their feet as Kurt stands back up, wobbly though, and is disgusted at the near-fall. Shawn is laying flat on his stomach from the kick-out. The fans are still deafening as Kurt reaches down and cinches in the Ankle Lock*
Jack:He is writhing in pain! He Has to tap!
*Shawn keeps trying to kick him off but everytime it puts more pressure on his already hurt ankle. He crawls toward the ropes and is literally 2 inches away, he tries one more big reach but Kurt falls back and wraps his legs around Shawn's legs. He is shaking his head and is screaming in agony as the fans try to cheer him on. Shawn tries a reach again but ends up taping repeatedly, Kurt keeps the hold on for an extra 10 seconds and then gets off*
Jack:I timed how long Shawn was in that hold, and 2 minutes and 13 seconds! If he doesn't have a a broken ankle then he has some tough ankles!
Chris:Well a solid performance from the members of this match!
Jack:Indeed, but with Kurt being against the company, I wonder how long his reign will last.
Kurt lifts his belt up high as his name is declared winner. He is smiling and confetti falls down and his theme is playing and there is fireworks going off. The fans clap at a great effort but still are booing even if they are clapping. Kurt exits the ring and then stops, looks back, and walks back down and puts on the Ankle Lock again to Shawn. He screams again and is tapping out. The bell has sounded again and officials come to pull him off. He had the hold on Shawn for an additional 25 seconds before leaving to a chorus of boos.
Jack:Well that wasn't manly
Chris:Your right Jack, but the show is over and we will have updates for you guys at the next show im Chris Smith and this is Jack Lovell and thank you for tuning in
*The end logo at the right hand of the screen appears and the camera is focused on Shawn screaming and the doctors tending to him as it fades to the big RHCW logo and into the next program*
***NOTE:After i posted i reaized it turned sh__it into crap so my bad fellas***
Tell me what you think, it is my first one, so keep that in mind. Thanks guys!
