TwistedJoker
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Post by TwistedJoker on May 5, 2013 18:10:56 GMT -5
i remember in 6th grade there was one kid who watched wrestling as much as i did and when the teacher would leave the room we would take shots at eachother. i remember one time he got up and walked up to me as i was sitting in my desk, he shoved my head back and hit me with a ric flair chest chop full force and started strutting and WOOOOO!'ing about the room. the next time the teacher left, i RAN up behind him and locked him in the half-nelson sleeper hold aka the tazmission. he dropped to one knee and i locked on the body scissors aswell, so he was straight up trapped. he started tapping, but i just squeezed harder until he passed out and his body went limp. i distinctly remember doing it because i was still pretty pissed off about the ric flair back chop. he got revenge on me by threatening me with a folding chair during PE class. he was yelling and talking so much crap, but he wouldnt hit me with the chair. i kept egging him on but he wouldnt hit me. finally i turned heel and said some garbage about his sister and he lifted it up and swung the chair at me, hitting me in the back. it didnt hurt at all becuase we were little guys back then and those chairs were pretty unwieldy. i noticed the gym teacher witnessed the final seconds of what happened, SO i sold the chair shot like a champ. i got to leave early and he got DETENTION FOR A WEEK! That was pretty boss.
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PudgieTheSheep
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Post by PudgieTheSheep on May 5, 2013 18:26:56 GMT -5
i remember in 6th grade there was one kid who watched wrestling as much as i did and when the teacher would leave the room we would take shots at eachother. i remember one time he got up and walked up to me as i was sitting in my desk, he shoved my head back and hit me with a ric flair chest chop full force and started strutting and WOOOOO!'ing about the room. the next time the teacher left, i RAN up behind him and locked him in the half-nelson sleeper hold aka the tazmission. he dropped to one knee and i locked on the body scissors aswell, so he was straight up trapped. he started tapping, but i just squeezed harder until he passed out and his body went limp. i distinctly remember doing it because i was still pretty pissed off about the ric flair back chop. he got revenge on me by threatening me with a folding chair during PE class. he was yelling and talking so much crap, but he wouldnt hit me with the chair. i kept egging him on but he wouldnt hit me. finally i turned heel and said some garbage about his sister and he lifted it up and swung the chair at me, hitting me in the back. it didnt hurt at all becuase we were little guys back then and those chairs were pretty unwieldy. i noticed the gym teacher witnessed the final seconds of what happened, SO i sold the chair shot like a champ. i got to leave early and he got DETENTION FOR A WEEK! That gave me real belly giggles. I was properly rolling about laughing. My sides hurt. You win the internetz my friend! Best I've done is I waited for my mate outside the school doors, got down the stairs first, and F-5'd him into a bush. I also recently RKO'd my workmate OUTTA NOWHERE onto a pallet of toilet rolls! He sold it like Ziggler would.
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JasonBITW
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Post by JasonBITW on May 6, 2013 22:53:41 GMT -5
Well when I was 9-10 my brother gave me a Last Ride but I tried reversing into a hurricanrana and our faces collided, resulting in a bloody nose for me. I F5'ed my buddy into a fence similar to how Brock broke Cena's leg in 02/03. My brother tried giving me a Five Star Frog Splash from a bunk bed but he jumped over me, hit his head on the ceiling and crashed into a heater. Also several Fame Assers and Pedigrees.
But don't try it at home people.
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Post by attitudesback on May 7, 2013 17:14:14 GMT -5
Some of these posts have made me LOL! Best thing I ever did was duck a punch and hit a perfect Rock Bottom. Not gonna lie, pretty proud of myself. but some of these posts are hilarious. absolute legends in this thread!
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Post by Brad on May 7, 2013 19:59:26 GMT -5
Honestly what I'm about to say isn't even a joke, I'm even ashamed of saying this. But in about 2nd or 3rd grade I got into a fight and pushed the kid down and put him in an ankle lock and then when the other kids came and pulled me off I did the Kurt Angle "victory dance" jumping around and yelling "wooo". Lmao the visual got me
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savage
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Post by savage on May 7, 2013 20:19:51 GMT -5
When I was a kid we used to do wrestling moves on the trampoline or lay a mattres on the floor. I actually broke a friends wrist from a powerbomb.
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Post by "The Gothic Superstar" Ronin on May 8, 2013 21:41:05 GMT -5
Ive shot on ppl and choked them out in fights when I was a kid
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The Hitman
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Post by The Hitman on May 9, 2013 2:10:30 GMT -5
Me and my buddies used to have hardcore battle royals in middle school. Such a fun time. We would all go into the bathroom and throw each other and hit random moves on each other. The last person standing would be hardcore champion. Then title defenses were 24/7, and the way you would win it, was by touching them for 3 seconds non-stop(no homo). I still have the title in my room, its a reminder of my childhood, back when "Dont do this at home," meant do this s*** at school. Good times.
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Post by Brad on May 9, 2013 11:22:38 GMT -5
Me and my buddies used to have hardcore battle royals in middle school. Such a fun time. We would all go into the bathroom and throw each other and hit random moves on each other. The last person standing would be hardcore champion. Then title defenses were 24/7, and the way you would win it, was by touching them for 3 seconds non-stop(no homo). I still have the title in my room, its a reminder of my childhood, back when "Dont do this at home," meant do this s*** at school. Good times. I used to wrestle with my best friend on my trampoline all the time. We loved it. Would spend hours doing it. Almost broke my neck once though when I flipped off backwards and landed on my head.
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Post by MrPerfect25 on May 14, 2013 13:32:17 GMT -5
My buddy got in a fight on the stairs in middle school and ddt'd the kid. It was great and we still talk about it. The science teacher even commented on it.
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Post by Midnight on May 14, 2013 14:22:52 GMT -5
One time in middle school i got into a fight and speared the kid into a soda machine, at the time i didn't know what i was doing so i hit my head as well, almost gave myself a concussion. I almost got suspended and i was in the nurse's office with an ice pack to my head, kinda funny
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2013 14:32:41 GMT -5
My brother used to give me tons of wrestling moves, really painful ones too. I took Warrior Press Slams, Bonzaii Drops (real ones), Jacknives, Razor's Edges, Rock Bottoms, Chokeslams.
To be honest, I'm surprised he didn't kill me as he was 8 years older than me. I remember once he just dropped me from the Press slam position on the hard floor, I could barely move afterwards.
Me and my friends also used to just mess around doing wrestling moves. I did a mean Sharpshooter that apparently hurt like hell.
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2013 5:31:28 GMT -5
I actually did a Jackknife Powerbomb on a guy at school. Kneed him in the stomach. Lift him up and then "bombed" him on a table. Did a Goldberg'ish spear when we played soccer in gym class.
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Post by 6 seasons and a movie on May 18, 2013 7:47:11 GMT -5
I would have wrestling matches with my brother, my cousin, and one of my friends all the time. We were usually pretty safe, but my friend did get hurt once trying to kick my cousin with a round house like kick and ended up knocking his knee of place. After that we didn't get to watch wrestling for a little while and never had matches again.
I also during middle school that had the wrestling mats out for gym class once and a kid come running at me and seemed to be trying to jump on me and knock me down but I caught him and suplexed him and the look on his face was great because he didn't know what had happened.
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