Post by Deleted on Jun 23, 2014 0:47:29 GMT -5
GSW
*The show opens with a highlight reel of last week. A Palmer voice over synopsizing the matches and gives an recap of the Low Ki sitauation*
*As the reel ends,it cuts to the show, the crowd cheering, Plamer is standing in the ring*
Palmer:Good evening ladies and gentlemen, last week I told you that the commentators were still negotiating their deals. Well tonight we have them. *he smiles and points to a wooden table near the guardrail*
Palmer: Introducing Nick Crew *a man in a button up shirt and dress pants stands and waves as the crowd cheers respectfully* and his partner Havoc *his partner wearing a button up shirt with a dragon on it and leather pants,leans back in his chair and soaks in the cheering**Nick sits*
Crew: Havoc ,I look forward to working with you, sort of
Havoc: Feelings mutual. Hey do you know why they call me Havoc?
*Kendricks music starts playing *
Crew:No,why?
Havoc: Its what I cause in the ring and in the bedroom *he laughs*
Crew: *sighs* gonna be a long night
*Kendricks introduction is over and hes waiting for his oppenant*
*'Miracle' begins to play*
Palmer:His opponent from Lucerne, Switzerland, weighing 232lb Cesaro *he does that arm pump and begins walking to the ring*
Crew:Brian Kendrick vs Cesaro. Cesaro is known for known for being stiff h-
*Havoc cuts him off*
Havoc: So am I
*Crew sighs and lays his head on the table and Cesaro and Kendrick tie up*
Havoc: You should pick your head up or you'll miss the match *Crew mumbles something*
*Cesaro pushes Kendrick into the ropes and hits him with an elbow, Kendrick falls sideways onto one knee and Cesaro grabs his hair and hits him with a quick vertical suplex*
Crew: Well Cesaro on the offense right away.C-
Havoc: Hes like my ex *he smirks*
*Cesaro stomps on Kendrick a few times and picks him and throws into the corner and backs up a little and runs towards Kendrick. Kendrick puts his feet up and Cesaro stumbles backwards and Kendrick hops on the top rope. When Cesaro stands up Kendrick jumps and hit a flying front dropkick.*
Crew: Well I think Kendrick just found a game plan, move quick,strike quick.
Havoc: Keep in mind though Cesaro is no slouch when it comes to agility.
Crew:I-I-I'm stunned. Actual wrestling insight from you.
*Cesaro stands and Kendrick runs towards Cesaro and hits a crossbody for a one count. Kendrick grabs Cesaro but Cesaro breaks it and European uppercuts Kendrick, Kendrick stumbles into the corner. Cesaro moves close and Kendrick again kicks him in the face and climbs to the top. He tries for a flying crossbody,but Cesaro catches him and hits a tilt-awhirl-backbreaker. The crowd begrudgingly ooohs.*
Crew: What an impressive counter *Cesaro poses the crowd boos* Well dont get cocky th-
Havoc: What do you mean dont get cocky, wouldnt you if you hit a counter like that and had this match in the bag?
Crew: Well lets not get ahead of ourselves now, Kendrick could pull out something that completely shifts the momentum.
Havoc: Whatever.
*Cesaro jumps and lands on Kendricks ribs with a double foot stomp. Kendrick grabs his stomach and rolls towards a corner. As he starts to get up Cesaro runs towards him and hits a running european uppercut. Kendrick slouches in the corner, Cesaro grabs Kendricks feet and pulls him up and flips Kendrick onto his stomach.Kendrick is bent over on his knees holding his ribs. Cesaro grabs and sets Kendrick u for the Neutralizer*
Havoc: See, see I told you! I told you! Hes got it
*Kendrick grabs Cesaros legs and trips him and when Cesaro falls ,Kendrick holds onto Cesaros legs and flips into a pin for a three. The crowd cheers, and Kendrick rolls out of the ring and starts running up to the entrenace way. Cesaro kneels stunned.*
Havoc: He cheated! Ref,ref Brian cheated. Cesaro was robbed.
Crew : How did he cheat?
Havoc:...I dont know but he did
*Crew laughs and Palmer applauds the match*
*They cut to Vader standing somewhere in the building. He growls and flexs*
Vader:Six men will enter that ring and only two will win. And one of those two men will be me, because I'm over 300 pounds of walking destruction and mayhem. Whoever that second ends up being are in for three of the most brutal matches of their career.
*He does the Vader hand sign and the camera cuts to Jeff Hardys locker room,hes preparing for his match when he looks up and smirks.*
Jeff: Man what are you doing here? *the camera pans out to reveal his brother Matt standing infront of him*
Matt:Well you see I saw your match against Mankind and must say I was very disappointed that you couldn't beat him.
Jeff: Dude that guys nuts and ruthless, how was I supposed to prepare for that?
Matt: That doesnt matter. You have a match tonight right?
*Jeff nods*
Matt: Well Im here to follow you to the ring and coach you to being a winner
*Jeff laughs*
Jeff:Whatever man.
*Jeff stands up and leave,Matt follows and 'Modest' begins playing the crowd cheers*
Palmer: The following contest is scheuleded for one fall. Itroducing first from Raligh, NC weigh 218lbs. ,Jeff Hardy
*Jeff walks out, Matt behind him. Jeff dances and walks to and gets in the ring. Matt follows, Jeff poses on the top rope, Matt grabs a mic*
Matt: Now before ther match begins, I have something to say to you Jeff
*Jeff hops down*
Matt:You lost last week because you went in with the wrong attitude. You didnt believe you could beat Mankind. You went with a negative attitude when you shouldve gone in with a positive attitude, a mattitude.
*He nods as the crowd boos*
Matt: Now remember and youll be fine
*he hugs Jeff and leaves. Ravens music begins playing*
Palmer: Introducing his opponent from the Bowery weighing in at 244lbs, Raven
*Raven starts to enter in the ring.*
Matt: Speaking of someone who needs a mattitude adjusment.
*Raven gets back on the floor, staring Matt down*
Matt:Now I dont know why you are who you are but Im sure your life will be much better if look on the bright side and embrace a positive maatitu-
*Raven grabs the mic and throws it to the side. Matt and Raven stare each other down. Jeff grabs the top rope and and jumps out, Raven moves back, Jeff hits the floor and rolls to his side, holding his ribs. Matt attacks Raven*
Havoc: We got a fight on our hands boys
*Matt and Raven brawl until Matt gets Raven in a standing guillotine and Raven pushes him back into the rail andkeeps punching Matt. Jeff tries to jump in and Raven turns around and clotheslines Jeff. He sets Matt up for a ddt,Raven lifts Matt and places his feets on the railing*
Crew: What the hell is he doing?
*Raven drops into the Raven Effect and Matt rolls on his side, not moving. Raven picks Jeff up and hits him with a Raven Effect on the floor. The crowd ooohs in sympathy for both ddts.*
Crew: Jesus I think he knocked out both Hardys.
*Raven picks up Jeff and rolls him in the ring and Raven follows*
Crew: Now what?
*Raven barks at the referee to ring the bell. The ref does and Raven does his pose*
Palmer: Raven, Raven
*Raven ignores him and picks Jeff up and sets up a ddt.*
Palmer: Thats enough!
*Raven drops Jeff with another Raven Effect and pins him for the three and the crowd boos loud and Raven poses and leaves, the medical staff comes out*
Havoc: I cant understand Jeff but Matt had it coming
Crew: Really?! All he was trying to do was help Raven
Havoc: Well Raven didnt want his help, he stuck his nose where didnt belong and got what he deserved
Crew: ....Are you stoned or just that stupid?
*Crew sighs as medical help the Hardys out*
Crew: Heres some words from Taz
*it cuts to Taz pacing in a locker room, sweat pants on over his singlet*
Taz: Two more. Thats all thats left. Two more fights, two more tap outs. Now normally Id say Rey would be an easy fight, but I watched his match last week closely. I know that Raven underestimated Rey and thats why he lost so easily. But Im not Raven Rey, Im a mean little son of a bitch, and one way or another I wil choke your ass out. Win if you can, survive if I let you.
*They cut to black*
*A waving Union Jack appears on the screen with the words see you soon across it*
Crew:Well that was..intriguing
*Booyaka Booyaka 619 starts playing,the crowd cheers loud*
Palmer:The following contest is a semi-final match in the GSW International title, introducing first from San Diego,California weighing in at 175lbs Rey Mysterrriooo
*Rey comes out,the crowd cheering he does his routine quick and walks to the ring quickly, looking behind the whoe way and he gets in the ring*
*Taz comes,sweatpants,towel in hand and yells*
Taz: Screw the music, screw the fancy introductions, lets get this over with.
*He runs into the ring and Rey hits him with a flying clothesline,Taz rolls right up. Rey goes to kick Taz, he catches his foot and tries to clothesline Mysterio, Rey ducks and counters with a crucifix pin for two. Taz puts his hand on Mysterios forehead and drives his elbow into his Reys face*
Crew: This is already getting ug- what in the hell?
*Mankind walks his outfit a bright blue instead of brown,he has a chair under his arm*
Havoc: Well it looks and walks like Mankind but thats quite an attire for him.
*Mankind sets up the chair next to Palmer and sits down*
Crew: Here for a good seat I guess.
*Taz big boots Mysterio over the rope ,Mysteiro hangs on, pulls up and wraps his legs around Tazs neck and headscissors him out of the ring and Mysterio lays on the apron. As Taz gets to his feet dazed, Rey hits him with an aisai moonsault*
Crew: Beautiful moonsault by Rey. Havoc any thoughts?
Havoc: Im watching an ompaa lomppa fighting a chihuahua, this is great.
*Crew sighs and Mysterio throws Taz into the ring and gets on the apron and tries for a springboard hurricarana but Taz catches him,backs up a little and drops back, Reys chest bouncing off the ropes. Rey holds his chest and rolls onto his hands and knees. Taz wraps his arms around Reys waist and release german suplexs him.him. Rey starts to roll out of the ring but Taz pulls him back in, picks him and Taz bounces off the ropes and hits a clothesline.*
Crew: Stiff suplex followed by a stiff clothesline ,Reys i-
Havoc: Do they have quality hospitals in Tijuana?
Crew: Shut up please
Havoc: No promises, lets just call the match.
*Taz goes to pick up Mysterio, Mysterio kicks him in the gut.Mysterios runs off the ropes and hits Taz with a tornado ddt, the crowd pops. Rey pins Taz for a one count. Rey climbs to the top rope and Taz slowly gets up and runs up onto the second rope and hooks Reys waist and hits a belly to belly suplex, the crowd begrudgingly pops*
Havoc: Hes got it now Nick
Crew: Didnt I tell you to shut up?
*Taz runs his arm across his throat. He goes to set up the Tazmission, Rey gets out and crawls back between Taz and stands and front dropkicks Taz. Taz falls face first into the mat and when gets up, Rey hits the ropes. Rey hops and wraps his legs around Tazs waist and goes for bulldog but Taz hooks his arms around Reys waist and falls backwards. Rey grabs the back of his neck.The crowd ooohs.*
Crew: Right on back of his neck.
Havoc: Poor chihuahua
Crew:Shut Up!
*Rey rolls on his hands and knees holding his neck, Taz locs on the tazmission. Rey tries to crawl to the ropes but Taz stands up and pulls back a little and pulls him down wrapping his legs around Reys waist, Rey taps out and Taz lets go. The crowd boos*
Palmer: Your winner by submission Taz.
*Mankind folds up his chair and slides into the ring and hits Taz in the back with it*
Havoc: Oh ****
*Mankind hits him two more times climbs onto the second rope, holds the chair under his arm and elbow drops Taz. He rocks back and forth and screams at Taz
Mankind: Have a nice day!
*He leaves the show goes to commercial*
*A package airs hyping the battle royal*
*When they come back Ortons already in the ring and Vader is getting in the ring. Triple H comes out next followed by Kurt Angle followed by Undertaker, and Steve Austin comes out last. *
Crew: This will be chaos, this will be a brawl *Austin starts swinging at everyone* its starting already
*Austin corners Vader and kicks him in the ribs a few times, Vader hits Austin with a few stiff body shots and a clothesline.Taker and HHH are trading punches in the corner across from Vader and Austin, Orton and Angle stay in the other corners*
Crew: Angle and Orton are going in this with strategy and smarts
Havoc: The only place that will get them is on the floor
*Vader runs and squashes both Taker and HHH in the corner. HHH throws his elbow back into Vader. Vader staggers back a little and Austin hits him with a clothesline.Angle runs into the middle of the ring and starts stomping Austin.*
Crew: See jackass, picking their spots *Havoc rolls his eyes*
*Kurt looks up and runs towards Orton who hits Kurt with a dropkick. HHH recovers and chop blocks Orton and starts punching him.Vader elbows Taker in the corner. Angle is applying a leg lock on Austin.*
Havoc: Why dont you tell me oh great one, how a submission helps in this match?
Crew: Weakens the opponent you idiot.
*Taker grabs Vader by the throat and as the move Vader trips over Austin, Taker lets go to let him fall. When Vader hits the mat HHH hits him with a knee drop Taker follows up with a leg drop.Orton grabs Taker by the hair and attempts to throw him out, Taker hangs on and throat thrusts Orton from apron, Orton turns around, holding his throat, HHH hits him with a spinebuster.Austin fights out of Kurts submission and slowly gets to his feet. As Taker starts to get back in, Austin jumps towards him and starts punching him.HHH stomps Orton and Vader. Angle grabs HHH from behind and hits an Angle Slam. The crowd cheers, Vader gets up slowly and drags HHH by his hair towards the ropes, picks him up and tosses him over*
Crew: One down four to go
*Angle tries to dump Vader over , but Angle cant get him all the way over. Orton dropkicks Angle and Vader hits Angle with a forearm smash, Kurt grabs his head, falling to the mat. Orton picks him up and hits him with that inverted backbreaker. Austin has Taker sitting between the first and second rope, Orton grabs Austin and starts clubbing him in the back,Austin punches Orton in the ribs. Vader kicks Austin hard in the ribs, Austin falls to one knee. Orton backs up a little. As Austin catches his breath Orton grabs his head and tries to hit an RKO, Austin pushes him towards Taker, who grabs Orton by the throat, picks him up and runs to the other side of the ring and Taker chokeslams Orton to the outside. He lands with a loud thud, the crowd oohs, Orton arches in pain.*
*Vader and Austin double team Taker. Taker grabs them both by the throat Vader kicks Taker in the stoamch a few times, Taker pushes Austin away and punches Vader. Vader stumbles backwards, Taker irish whips him and hits him with a big boot, the crowd cheers.Austin starts stomping Kurt in the corner.Taker picks Vader up and tries to throw him over. Vader fights to stay in Austin tries to help. Vader survives despite both their efforts. He starts punching Austin into the ropes and keeps punching him until Vader irish whips Austin towrads the other ropes.Taker is leaning against the ropes and back body drops Austin over the ropes but Austin grabs Takers hair and pulls him out with the bell rings*
Palmer: Your winners Kurt Angle and Vader. Their first match is next week.
*The crowd cheers, Taker looks at Austin leaning against the announce table catching his breath. Taker grabs Austin by the throat and tosses him over the announce table and into Havoc*
Crew: My new favorite wrestler!!
*Palmer gets out of the ring when he sees a backstage staff member coming torwards the ring*
Staff: Jack we got a problem
Palmer:It better be important for you to co-
Staff: Its Taz, hes flipping out
*Palmer and the staff member and the camera man runs to the back. When the catch up with Taz,he has a staff member pinned agianst the wall*
Taz: Where is he, where is that freak?
Staff2:Who?
Taz: Mankind!
*The staff member points towards the boiler room, Taz tosses him to the side and starts that way*
Palmer: Taz,Taz dont do this
*He chases after him*
Taz: Stay out of this Jack, I aint afraid to hurt you, you dont sign the checks. Let me handle this and youll leave with the ability to breathe on your own.
*Taz storms through the doors and down the hall, the camera man following.
*When he gets to the boiler room there are two chairs,set up and theres a song playing on a small, beat up stereo*
Mankind: Tazzy baby
*Taz grabs his shirt*
Mankind:Whoa whoa daddy, I just want to talk baby, take a seat
*Taz lets him go and sits down*
Taz: I dont care if you or Mankind show up next week, either way not only will I choke, Ill break your neck
Mankind: Whoa man,why so hostile. Look I apologize for what my alter ego did out there-
Taz: Alter ego?!
Mankind:Let me finish, while he may be willing to go fist to fist with you, Im not and only looking a competitive wrestling match, can you dig that cat?
*Holds his hand and Taz begrudgingly shakes and mutters his catchphrase under his breath and leaves*
From the stereo: That awful sound,bang bang
*Mankind smiles wide after hearing that, the show goes to credits*
*The show opens with a highlight reel of last week. A Palmer voice over synopsizing the matches and gives an recap of the Low Ki sitauation*
*As the reel ends,it cuts to the show, the crowd cheering, Plamer is standing in the ring*
Palmer:Good evening ladies and gentlemen, last week I told you that the commentators were still negotiating their deals. Well tonight we have them. *he smiles and points to a wooden table near the guardrail*
Palmer: Introducing Nick Crew *a man in a button up shirt and dress pants stands and waves as the crowd cheers respectfully* and his partner Havoc *his partner wearing a button up shirt with a dragon on it and leather pants,leans back in his chair and soaks in the cheering**Nick sits*
Crew: Havoc ,I look forward to working with you, sort of
Havoc: Feelings mutual. Hey do you know why they call me Havoc?
*Kendricks music starts playing *
Crew:No,why?
Havoc: Its what I cause in the ring and in the bedroom *he laughs*
Crew: *sighs* gonna be a long night
*Kendricks introduction is over and hes waiting for his oppenant*
*'Miracle' begins to play*
Palmer:His opponent from Lucerne, Switzerland, weighing 232lb Cesaro *he does that arm pump and begins walking to the ring*
Crew:Brian Kendrick vs Cesaro. Cesaro is known for known for being stiff h-
*Havoc cuts him off*
Havoc: So am I
*Crew sighs and lays his head on the table and Cesaro and Kendrick tie up*
Havoc: You should pick your head up or you'll miss the match *Crew mumbles something*
*Cesaro pushes Kendrick into the ropes and hits him with an elbow, Kendrick falls sideways onto one knee and Cesaro grabs his hair and hits him with a quick vertical suplex*
Crew: Well Cesaro on the offense right away.C-
Havoc: Hes like my ex *he smirks*
*Cesaro stomps on Kendrick a few times and picks him and throws into the corner and backs up a little and runs towards Kendrick. Kendrick puts his feet up and Cesaro stumbles backwards and Kendrick hops on the top rope. When Cesaro stands up Kendrick jumps and hit a flying front dropkick.*
Crew: Well I think Kendrick just found a game plan, move quick,strike quick.
Havoc: Keep in mind though Cesaro is no slouch when it comes to agility.
Crew:I-I-I'm stunned. Actual wrestling insight from you.
*Cesaro stands and Kendrick runs towards Cesaro and hits a crossbody for a one count. Kendrick grabs Cesaro but Cesaro breaks it and European uppercuts Kendrick, Kendrick stumbles into the corner. Cesaro moves close and Kendrick again kicks him in the face and climbs to the top. He tries for a flying crossbody,but Cesaro catches him and hits a tilt-awhirl-backbreaker. The crowd begrudgingly ooohs.*
Crew: What an impressive counter *Cesaro poses the crowd boos* Well dont get cocky th-
Havoc: What do you mean dont get cocky, wouldnt you if you hit a counter like that and had this match in the bag?
Crew: Well lets not get ahead of ourselves now, Kendrick could pull out something that completely shifts the momentum.
Havoc: Whatever.
*Cesaro jumps and lands on Kendricks ribs with a double foot stomp. Kendrick grabs his stomach and rolls towards a corner. As he starts to get up Cesaro runs towards him and hits a running european uppercut. Kendrick slouches in the corner, Cesaro grabs Kendricks feet and pulls him up and flips Kendrick onto his stomach.Kendrick is bent over on his knees holding his ribs. Cesaro grabs and sets Kendrick u for the Neutralizer*
Havoc: See, see I told you! I told you! Hes got it
*Kendrick grabs Cesaros legs and trips him and when Cesaro falls ,Kendrick holds onto Cesaros legs and flips into a pin for a three. The crowd cheers, and Kendrick rolls out of the ring and starts running up to the entrenace way. Cesaro kneels stunned.*
Havoc: He cheated! Ref,ref Brian cheated. Cesaro was robbed.
Crew : How did he cheat?
Havoc:...I dont know but he did
*Crew laughs and Palmer applauds the match*
*They cut to Vader standing somewhere in the building. He growls and flexs*
Vader:Six men will enter that ring and only two will win. And one of those two men will be me, because I'm over 300 pounds of walking destruction and mayhem. Whoever that second ends up being are in for three of the most brutal matches of their career.
*He does the Vader hand sign and the camera cuts to Jeff Hardys locker room,hes preparing for his match when he looks up and smirks.*
Jeff: Man what are you doing here? *the camera pans out to reveal his brother Matt standing infront of him*
Matt:Well you see I saw your match against Mankind and must say I was very disappointed that you couldn't beat him.
Jeff: Dude that guys nuts and ruthless, how was I supposed to prepare for that?
Matt: That doesnt matter. You have a match tonight right?
*Jeff nods*
Matt: Well Im here to follow you to the ring and coach you to being a winner
*Jeff laughs*
Jeff:Whatever man.
*Jeff stands up and leave,Matt follows and 'Modest' begins playing the crowd cheers*
Palmer: The following contest is scheuleded for one fall. Itroducing first from Raligh, NC weigh 218lbs. ,Jeff Hardy
*Jeff walks out, Matt behind him. Jeff dances and walks to and gets in the ring. Matt follows, Jeff poses on the top rope, Matt grabs a mic*
Matt: Now before ther match begins, I have something to say to you Jeff
*Jeff hops down*
Matt:You lost last week because you went in with the wrong attitude. You didnt believe you could beat Mankind. You went with a negative attitude when you shouldve gone in with a positive attitude, a mattitude.
*He nods as the crowd boos*
Matt: Now remember and youll be fine
*he hugs Jeff and leaves. Ravens music begins playing*
Palmer: Introducing his opponent from the Bowery weighing in at 244lbs, Raven
*Raven starts to enter in the ring.*
Matt: Speaking of someone who needs a mattitude adjusment.
*Raven gets back on the floor, staring Matt down*
Matt:Now I dont know why you are who you are but Im sure your life will be much better if look on the bright side and embrace a positive maatitu-
*Raven grabs the mic and throws it to the side. Matt and Raven stare each other down. Jeff grabs the top rope and and jumps out, Raven moves back, Jeff hits the floor and rolls to his side, holding his ribs. Matt attacks Raven*
Havoc: We got a fight on our hands boys
*Matt and Raven brawl until Matt gets Raven in a standing guillotine and Raven pushes him back into the rail andkeeps punching Matt. Jeff tries to jump in and Raven turns around and clotheslines Jeff. He sets Matt up for a ddt,Raven lifts Matt and places his feets on the railing*
Crew: What the hell is he doing?
*Raven drops into the Raven Effect and Matt rolls on his side, not moving. Raven picks Jeff up and hits him with a Raven Effect on the floor. The crowd ooohs in sympathy for both ddts.*
Crew: Jesus I think he knocked out both Hardys.
*Raven picks up Jeff and rolls him in the ring and Raven follows*
Crew: Now what?
*Raven barks at the referee to ring the bell. The ref does and Raven does his pose*
Palmer: Raven, Raven
*Raven ignores him and picks Jeff up and sets up a ddt.*
Palmer: Thats enough!
*Raven drops Jeff with another Raven Effect and pins him for the three and the crowd boos loud and Raven poses and leaves, the medical staff comes out*
Havoc: I cant understand Jeff but Matt had it coming
Crew: Really?! All he was trying to do was help Raven
Havoc: Well Raven didnt want his help, he stuck his nose where didnt belong and got what he deserved
Crew: ....Are you stoned or just that stupid?
*Crew sighs as medical help the Hardys out*
Crew: Heres some words from Taz
*it cuts to Taz pacing in a locker room, sweat pants on over his singlet*
Taz: Two more. Thats all thats left. Two more fights, two more tap outs. Now normally Id say Rey would be an easy fight, but I watched his match last week closely. I know that Raven underestimated Rey and thats why he lost so easily. But Im not Raven Rey, Im a mean little son of a bitch, and one way or another I wil choke your ass out. Win if you can, survive if I let you.
*They cut to black*
*A waving Union Jack appears on the screen with the words see you soon across it*
Crew:Well that was..intriguing
*Booyaka Booyaka 619 starts playing,the crowd cheers loud*
Palmer:The following contest is a semi-final match in the GSW International title, introducing first from San Diego,California weighing in at 175lbs Rey Mysterrriooo
*Rey comes out,the crowd cheering he does his routine quick and walks to the ring quickly, looking behind the whoe way and he gets in the ring*
*Taz comes,sweatpants,towel in hand and yells*
Taz: Screw the music, screw the fancy introductions, lets get this over with.
*He runs into the ring and Rey hits him with a flying clothesline,Taz rolls right up. Rey goes to kick Taz, he catches his foot and tries to clothesline Mysterio, Rey ducks and counters with a crucifix pin for two. Taz puts his hand on Mysterios forehead and drives his elbow into his Reys face*
Crew: This is already getting ug- what in the hell?
*Mankind walks his outfit a bright blue instead of brown,he has a chair under his arm*
Havoc: Well it looks and walks like Mankind but thats quite an attire for him.
*Mankind sets up the chair next to Palmer and sits down*
Crew: Here for a good seat I guess.
*Taz big boots Mysterio over the rope ,Mysteiro hangs on, pulls up and wraps his legs around Tazs neck and headscissors him out of the ring and Mysterio lays on the apron. As Taz gets to his feet dazed, Rey hits him with an aisai moonsault*
Crew: Beautiful moonsault by Rey. Havoc any thoughts?
Havoc: Im watching an ompaa lomppa fighting a chihuahua, this is great.
*Crew sighs and Mysterio throws Taz into the ring and gets on the apron and tries for a springboard hurricarana but Taz catches him,backs up a little and drops back, Reys chest bouncing off the ropes. Rey holds his chest and rolls onto his hands and knees. Taz wraps his arms around Reys waist and release german suplexs him.him. Rey starts to roll out of the ring but Taz pulls him back in, picks him and Taz bounces off the ropes and hits a clothesline.*
Crew: Stiff suplex followed by a stiff clothesline ,Reys i-
Havoc: Do they have quality hospitals in Tijuana?
Crew: Shut up please
Havoc: No promises, lets just call the match.
*Taz goes to pick up Mysterio, Mysterio kicks him in the gut.Mysterios runs off the ropes and hits Taz with a tornado ddt, the crowd pops. Rey pins Taz for a one count. Rey climbs to the top rope and Taz slowly gets up and runs up onto the second rope and hooks Reys waist and hits a belly to belly suplex, the crowd begrudgingly pops*
Havoc: Hes got it now Nick
Crew: Didnt I tell you to shut up?
*Taz runs his arm across his throat. He goes to set up the Tazmission, Rey gets out and crawls back between Taz and stands and front dropkicks Taz. Taz falls face first into the mat and when gets up, Rey hits the ropes. Rey hops and wraps his legs around Tazs waist and goes for bulldog but Taz hooks his arms around Reys waist and falls backwards. Rey grabs the back of his neck.The crowd ooohs.*
Crew: Right on back of his neck.
Havoc: Poor chihuahua
Crew:Shut Up!
*Rey rolls on his hands and knees holding his neck, Taz locs on the tazmission. Rey tries to crawl to the ropes but Taz stands up and pulls back a little and pulls him down wrapping his legs around Reys waist, Rey taps out and Taz lets go. The crowd boos*
Palmer: Your winner by submission Taz.
*Mankind folds up his chair and slides into the ring and hits Taz in the back with it*
Havoc: Oh ****
*Mankind hits him two more times climbs onto the second rope, holds the chair under his arm and elbow drops Taz. He rocks back and forth and screams at Taz
Mankind: Have a nice day!
*He leaves the show goes to commercial*
*A package airs hyping the battle royal*
*When they come back Ortons already in the ring and Vader is getting in the ring. Triple H comes out next followed by Kurt Angle followed by Undertaker, and Steve Austin comes out last. *
Crew: This will be chaos, this will be a brawl *Austin starts swinging at everyone* its starting already
*Austin corners Vader and kicks him in the ribs a few times, Vader hits Austin with a few stiff body shots and a clothesline.Taker and HHH are trading punches in the corner across from Vader and Austin, Orton and Angle stay in the other corners*
Crew: Angle and Orton are going in this with strategy and smarts
Havoc: The only place that will get them is on the floor
*Vader runs and squashes both Taker and HHH in the corner. HHH throws his elbow back into Vader. Vader staggers back a little and Austin hits him with a clothesline.Angle runs into the middle of the ring and starts stomping Austin.*
Crew: See jackass, picking their spots *Havoc rolls his eyes*
*Kurt looks up and runs towards Orton who hits Kurt with a dropkick. HHH recovers and chop blocks Orton and starts punching him.Vader elbows Taker in the corner. Angle is applying a leg lock on Austin.*
Havoc: Why dont you tell me oh great one, how a submission helps in this match?
Crew: Weakens the opponent you idiot.
*Taker grabs Vader by the throat and as the move Vader trips over Austin, Taker lets go to let him fall. When Vader hits the mat HHH hits him with a knee drop Taker follows up with a leg drop.Orton grabs Taker by the hair and attempts to throw him out, Taker hangs on and throat thrusts Orton from apron, Orton turns around, holding his throat, HHH hits him with a spinebuster.Austin fights out of Kurts submission and slowly gets to his feet. As Taker starts to get back in, Austin jumps towards him and starts punching him.HHH stomps Orton and Vader. Angle grabs HHH from behind and hits an Angle Slam. The crowd cheers, Vader gets up slowly and drags HHH by his hair towards the ropes, picks him up and tosses him over*
Crew: One down four to go
*Angle tries to dump Vader over , but Angle cant get him all the way over. Orton dropkicks Angle and Vader hits Angle with a forearm smash, Kurt grabs his head, falling to the mat. Orton picks him up and hits him with that inverted backbreaker. Austin has Taker sitting between the first and second rope, Orton grabs Austin and starts clubbing him in the back,Austin punches Orton in the ribs. Vader kicks Austin hard in the ribs, Austin falls to one knee. Orton backs up a little. As Austin catches his breath Orton grabs his head and tries to hit an RKO, Austin pushes him towards Taker, who grabs Orton by the throat, picks him up and runs to the other side of the ring and Taker chokeslams Orton to the outside. He lands with a loud thud, the crowd oohs, Orton arches in pain.*
*Vader and Austin double team Taker. Taker grabs them both by the throat Vader kicks Taker in the stoamch a few times, Taker pushes Austin away and punches Vader. Vader stumbles backwards, Taker irish whips him and hits him with a big boot, the crowd cheers.Austin starts stomping Kurt in the corner.Taker picks Vader up and tries to throw him over. Vader fights to stay in Austin tries to help. Vader survives despite both their efforts. He starts punching Austin into the ropes and keeps punching him until Vader irish whips Austin towrads the other ropes.Taker is leaning against the ropes and back body drops Austin over the ropes but Austin grabs Takers hair and pulls him out with the bell rings*
Palmer: Your winners Kurt Angle and Vader. Their first match is next week.
*The crowd cheers, Taker looks at Austin leaning against the announce table catching his breath. Taker grabs Austin by the throat and tosses him over the announce table and into Havoc*
Crew: My new favorite wrestler!!
*Palmer gets out of the ring when he sees a backstage staff member coming torwards the ring*
Staff: Jack we got a problem
Palmer:It better be important for you to co-
Staff: Its Taz, hes flipping out
*Palmer and the staff member and the camera man runs to the back. When the catch up with Taz,he has a staff member pinned agianst the wall*
Taz: Where is he, where is that freak?
Staff2:Who?
Taz: Mankind!
*The staff member points towards the boiler room, Taz tosses him to the side and starts that way*
Palmer: Taz,Taz dont do this
*He chases after him*
Taz: Stay out of this Jack, I aint afraid to hurt you, you dont sign the checks. Let me handle this and youll leave with the ability to breathe on your own.
*Taz storms through the doors and down the hall, the camera man following.
*When he gets to the boiler room there are two chairs,set up and theres a song playing on a small, beat up stereo*
Mankind: Tazzy baby
*Taz grabs his shirt*
Mankind:Whoa whoa daddy, I just want to talk baby, take a seat
*Taz lets him go and sits down*
Taz: I dont care if you or Mankind show up next week, either way not only will I choke, Ill break your neck
Mankind: Whoa man,why so hostile. Look I apologize for what my alter ego did out there-
Taz: Alter ego?!
Mankind:Let me finish, while he may be willing to go fist to fist with you, Im not and only looking a competitive wrestling match, can you dig that cat?
*Holds his hand and Taz begrudgingly shakes and mutters his catchphrase under his breath and leaves*
From the stereo: That awful sound,bang bang
*Mankind smiles wide after hearing that, the show goes to credits*