Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2014 23:43:38 GMT -5
GSW
*After the opening of the show, they cut to four people,two men,both in black suits, two women, one wearing a grey dress the other wearing a red one, sitting at a table. They are filmed from the neck down. And the one begins to speak*
Man 1:Greetings GSW fans, we are the higher ups, the system, of this company. Our names are not important right now but we do have an update on a few things we've heard from the fans, through Mr.Palmer.
Man 2: First, the Low Ki situation. So far we have been unable to get a clear date for his return, but we can report his shoulder was not dislocated, his ribs are the only injury he sustained in that attack from Taz.
Woman 1: The next matter of business is the Stone Cold and Undertaker situation.
Man 1: This morning we received a loud and rather obscene voice mail from Mr. Austin asking for a match with Undertaker.
Woman 2: Unfortunately no one has seen hide nor hair of the Undertaker since last week.
Man 2: Therefore tonight he will be facing Randy Orton.
All: Thank you and enjoy the show.
*It cuts to the building, the crowd cheering, a women in a black dress and Palmer are in the ring*
Palmer: Ladies and gentlemen allow me to introduce you to our ring announcer, her name is Kaitlyn Canario and she is the official ring announcer for GSW
*The crowd cheers and she smiles and she waves to them. Palmer starts speaking again when the cheering dies down*
Palmer: Tonight I won't be taking my usual post at ringside, I will be in my office, trying to find the Undertaker and hopefully keep Taz calm.
*He hands the microphone to Kaitlyn and leaves*
Canario: The following contest is scheduled for one fall.
*Man with a Plan by Chirs Goulston begins playing*
Canario :Introducing first from Olympia, Washington weighing at 175lbs, Brian Kendrick.
*The crowd cheers, Kendrick walks out smiling and walking cockier then usual and gets in the ring*
Crew: Well tonight we start with cruiserweight action, we g-
Havoc: Forget about that look at our ring announcer, slightly short dress, legs the length of a river, lordy
Crew: Mature
Havoc: Hey camera guy look I made the table levitate
Crew: Oh God.
*Mysterios music begins playing,the crowd cheers louder*
Canario: His opponent from San Diego, California weighing at 175lbs-
Havoc:Big chihuahua
Crew: Shut up you one trick pony
*Canario muffled by the announcers, introduces Rey and he gets in the ring and poses on the turnbuckle and the cheers get louder. The camera pans towards Kendrick he has a bit of a frown on his face. Rey hops down and holds his hand out and Kendrick shakes it. The bell rings*
*Rey and Kendrick tie up, Kendrick twists Reys arm and Rey flips and gets and hits Kendricks hand, freeing his arm and Rey dropkicks Kendirck. The.The crowd cheers. Rey grabs Kendrick by the head and hits a snap suplex*
Crew: Well the match starting out fast. Hav-
*hes staring at Kaitlyn Canario*
Crew: Stop staring at her and watch the damn match
Havoc: If I miss a panty slip, I'm going beat the hell out of you man
*Msyterio waits for Kendrick to get to his feet, they circle each other and lock hands , Rey pins Kendrick and as Kendrick comes back up,he kicks Rey in the gut and ddts him.A small section of the crowd boos. Kendrick ignores them and runs the ropes. Rey rolls onto his stomach and Kendrick hops over him and hooks himself into the ropes. Rey hops up and him and Kendrick stare down*
Crew: Kendrick has the momentum right now, b-
Havoc: Ahh, she just crossed her legs!
*Havoc smirks and Crew grumbles*
*Kendrick and Rey circle each other and lock up, Kendrick knees Rey in the gut and hits a snap suplex. He pins Rey but gets a two count. He springboards off the ropes trying for a moonsault but Rey rolls onto the apron and Kendrick lands on his feet, Rey springboards and hits a springboard hurricarana , Kendricks legs bounce against the ropes.The crowd cheers loud as Rey poses. The camera zooms in on Kendrick and he has a scowl on his face. Kendrick slowly gets up, Rey bounces off the ropes. Kendrick runs towards him and hits a flying elbow.*
Crew: A bit of aggression from Kendrick
Havoc: Someone call PETA
*Kendrick picks Rey up by his head and hits a quick DDT. He stomps on Reys face, the crowd boos as Rey grabs his mask and rolls towards the ropes.ropes. Rey pulls himself and when he turns around, Kendrick hits him with a standing hurricarana. Kendrick.Kendrick climbs to the top and tries for a turning frog splash but Rey moves, Kendrick lands hard and kneels holding his ribs. Rey takes his arm and pulls Kendrick closer and hits a hurricarana to set up the 619. The crowd cheers as Rey hits the ropes and runs towards Kendrick . As Rey gets closer, Kendrick stands and hits a dropsault. The crowd boos slightly. Kendrick mouths
you, and waits for Rey to stand up*
Havoc: Language boy.
*When Rey stands, Kendrick hooks his head for the sliced bread #2 but Rey reverses pushing Kendrick into the corner chest first. Kendrick falls on hi ass and Rey climbs to the top. Kendrick gets up and clubs Rey in the back and climbs up with him.*
Crew: What in the hell is he about to do?
Havoc: My guess is hes gonna suplex Mysterio
Crew: Thanks what a well thought prediction.
*Kendrick grabs Reys head for the sliced bread, he puts his foot on the top of the post and pushes off , hitting Rey with a sliced bread. The crowd ooohs and Kendrick pins Rey for the three. The ref raises his hand and Kendrick smirks.*
Canario: Your winner by pinfall, Brian Kendrick
*He leaves smirking*
*The camera cuts to the announcers, Crew wearing a short sleeve,blue dress shirt and slacks, Havoc wearing leather pants, a Motley Crue shirt and a sports jacket*
Crew: Well the first show we saw Kendrick basically get slaughtered by Taz, last week we saw what many , Havoc included, consider a fluke win over Cesaro, tonight a more aggressive and dominating Kendrick came into that ring. Do you think this could be the start of something big for Brian
Havoc: Not sure but something big started when I saw Ms. Can-
Crew: You finish that and I'll pay someone to beat the hell out of you
Havoc: Wimp
*It goes to commercial and when they come back ,it cuts to Taz sitting on a bench in the locker room, his head down,towel over it.*
*He holds up his arm,showing two tally marks and FLK on his wrist tape. He puts his finger on the first tally mark*
Taz: Brian Kendrick *he slides his finger to the second* Rey Mysterio, and the next one will be Mankind or whatever the hell he calls that alter ego, that convinced me not to hurt him last week. Whether or not its him or Mankind I'm prepared. You may be crazy... you may be unpredictable... but to me... *he looks up*.. your just another victim. Survive if I let you.
*It cuts to the ring, the Hardys theme is playing*
Canario: This next match is schedule for one fall, introducing first accompinied by Jeff Hardy, from Cameron ,NC weighing 235lbs Matt Hardy
*Hardy gets in the ring and takes her mic*
Matt: Last week we were assaulted by Raven, because of my brother
*The crowd boos and Jeff looks at Matt stunned. Matt nods.*
Matt: Now now those aren't needed,everyone screws up. Ya see, if you had hit that plancha we would've been fine.
Jeff *no mic*: He moved man
Matt: No excuses
*He pulls a notepad and pen out of his pocket and hands them to Jeff*
Matt: Tonight I want you to study our match and take notes, learn how to win from your big brother
*He puts his arm around Jeff's shoulder, Jeff shrugs it off and leaves, Matt gives the mic back. Ravens music begins playing*
Canario: His opponent from the Bowery weighing in at 244lbs, Raven
*The crowd boos as Raven walks to and into the ring, he immediately goes after Matt, the two trade punches until Raven knees Matt in the gut*
Crew: Starting off quick, neither man has the upper hand just yet
*Raven irish whips Matt and drop toe holds Matt,he locks Matt in a rea naked choke with scissors. Raven rolls on his side.Matt struggles for the ropes*
Havoc: zzzzz
Crew: Shut up
*Matt struggles for a few more minutes before Raven lets go, getting distracted by Jeff moving closer. Jeff backs off and Raven spits on him. The crowd boos.Matt sneaks up and hits Raven from behind and clubs him a few times in the back. Some fans cheer,others boo. Matt hits Raven with a quick suplex. Matt.Matt climbs onto the second rope. Raven starts to get up bent over, Matt jumps, Raven straightens and hits Matt with a dropkick*
Crew: Beautiful dropkick by Raven...my co-host is distracted again folks.
*Raven stomps Matt three times. Picks him up and irish whips Matt against the ropes and drop toe holds him into the middle rop. Matt grabs his throat and rolls around,the crowd boos.Raven stretches his arms out. He runs against the ropes and baseball slides Jeff ,Jeff stumbles back into the announce table, dropping his pad and pen. Raven runs towards Matt, whose up in the corner, coughing, he clotheslines Matt and tries for a bulldog, but Matt picks him up and hits a back suplex. The crowd cheers quietly.When Raven stands Matt swings at Raven but he ducks and goes behind Matt and locks his waist. Matt elbows Raven until he lets go and Matt punches Raven and then hits him with the side effect. Raven slowly gets to his feet as he turns around, he low blows Matt and the ref rings the bell as the fans boo. Raven rolls outside, throws Nick Crew out of his seat and folds and takes his chair. Jeff having recovered, climbs to the top rope and jumps at Raven. Raven thrusts the top of the chair into Jeff's stomach and Jeff crashes holding his stomach. Raven renters the ring and hits Matt in the back with the chair. There is a loud sickening thud that echoes in the building. Matt falls and Raven keeps hitting.*
Crew *somewhat muffled*: Where the hell is security, this mans lost it
*Raven keeps hitting Matt, until Palmer comes down*
Palmer :Raven you hit him with that chair one more time and Ill fire ass right here and now. You lost, its over, now put the chair down and leave the damn ring.
*Medical staff start to come down and Raven throws the chair to the side, he picks up Matt and hits him with the Raven Effect, the crowd booing loud as Raven stretches his arms out and leaves, Palmer joins the medical staff and checks on the Hardys.*
Crew: Well why the Hardys get help, I've been told there is a video addressing the GSW from some woman called the Duchess.
*It fades to black. A waving Union Jack shows on the screen. It then fades to a street in London,where a blonde woman is walking down the street in jeans and a black blouse*
Duchess: Greetings GSW fans and staff. For formality reasons you may refer to me as the Duchess. I manage a tag team, you'll meet them over the next two weeks,and you see they have gone through every team from here to Germany. They're quite bored and looking for new challengers....hopefully your teams can stand a chance. La Resistance, Motor City Machine Guns and whatever teams that may sign you have been warned.
*She smirks*
Duchess: I could warn you a hundred times and you still wont be ready. Until we meet again
*She smirks and it ends with the waving Union Jack, it goes to commercial*
*It comes back and cuts to the boiler room, Mankind standing with his head down, his one arm is scarred.*
Mankind: Taz tonight is the deciding match. And you claim your prepared......well you see Taz your far from prepared, cause you see your prepared for Mankind and your prepared for Dude Love......*he lifts his head, the one side is covered in dry blood* but your not prepared for me, YOUR NOT PREPARED FOR CACTUS JACK! ... Unfortunately due to me being a man of my word I promised you a competitive match.. which means that I cant do things that will help me win or feel satisfied in defeat. Taz,I'm not Mysterio, I'm not Brian Kendrick...I'M CACTUS JACK...and unlike those other two I will fight the Tazmisson to my dying breath...*he runs his hand through his hair * ...have a nice day.
*It cuts back to the ring, Austins music playing and Austins halfway to the ring*
*He gets in the ring and takes Canarios mic*
Austin: Ya see since my bosses wouldn't let me drive out to Death Valley with some hunting equipment and find the Undertaker myself, I'm stuck here wrestling some pretty boy. So lets get this s*** done. My name is Stone Cold Steve Austin, I'm from Victoria, Texas and I weigh 252 lbs.
*Ortons music plays and Orton starts walking down to the ring*
Austin: His name is Randy Orton, hes from St. Louis, Missouri, he weighs 235 lbs
*He throws the mic and his vest to the outside as Orton gets into the ring*
*Orton stands face-to-face with Austin and slaps him hard, the crowd ooohs. When Austin turns his head back, he punches Orton. He knees Orton in the gut and irish whips him. Orton reverses and hits Austin with a dropkick, the crowd boos as Orton poses, smirking.He sits Austin up and applies a headlock.*
Havoc: Smart move by Orton
Crew: Weren't you snoring at the same thing earlier?
Havoc: This is different Orton radiates a certain charm and charisma with every move he does Nick
Crew: I'm in hell
*After a few minutes Austin stands up Orton on his back. He starts to move around, Orton unwraps his legs from Austin and hits a modified backbreaker. The crowd boos and Orton picks Austin up and hits an european uppercut. Austin stumbles backwards, Orton moves towards him and Austin punches him ,the crowd pops, Austin punches Orton into the ropes and irish whips Orton and takes Orton down with a Lou Thesz press and punches Orton a few times. The crowd cheer, Austin stomps Orton a few times and runs the ropes. Austin throws up the middle finger the whole way to Orton and tries for an elbow, Orton moves. Austin goes over and tries to kick him but Orton catches his foot and spins Austin around. When Austin is facing Orton again, Orton tries for an RKO. Austin reverses and pushes Orton into the ropes and spinebusters him.*
Crew: The momentum has shifted from Orton to Austin back to Orton and then back to Austin
Havoc: So
Crew: So,either men have a chance of pulling out a win
Havoc: Any match is like that jackass, momentum means nothing til the closing minutes.
*Austin hits the ropes and tries for the elbow againg and hits it this time. Orton grabs his face and rolls a little and sits and slowly gets to his feet. Austin spins Orton around and tries to kick Orton in the gut but Orton catches his foot and spins Austin around. When they are face-to-face again Orton kicks Austin in the gut and tosses him over the ropes. Austin hangs on laying on the apron. Orton gets out of the ring and walks a little past Austin. He dropkicks Austin, Austin falls back onto the apron. The crowd boos, Orton smirks and he pushes Austin feet into the ring.*
Crew: What the hell is he doing?
*Orton rolls Austin onto his stomach and grabs Austins head and backs up a little, Austins feet hanging off the apron, the ref up to five. Orton looks around,smirking, he pushes Austin up a little and hits the RKO, Austin landing on the floor, the crowd pops. Orton holds his back slowly getting up and getting back into the ring at six.*
Ref: seven......eight.......nine.....ten
*He signals for the bell to ring , Orton smirks the crowd booing loud*
Canario: Your winner by count out Randy Orton
*The boos continue as Orton leaves the ring. It cuts to Palmers office. Hes just hanging up his phone*
*He looks at the camera and smiles wide*
Palmer: Ladies and gentlemen, in business more often then not, its not what you know, its who you know. Luckily one of the bosses knows an executive for the network and has confirmed that in four weeks from Sunday, we will be airing a special episode of GSW.
*The crowd cheers as Palmer smiles, cheesily.*
Palmer: That is all for now, hopefully you enjoy the last two matches
*He smiles and it cuts back to the ring. Tazs music plays and the crowd begin to boo*
Canario: The following contest is the finals to determine the first GSW International title. Introducing first from the Red Hook section of Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 240lbs Taz
*The boos get louder as Taz spots someone in the audience and starts badmouthing, the camera pans to show Low Ki sitting second row with some friends, the crowd cheers. Taz throws his towel off his head and shows Ki his wrist tape, and gets in the ring crossing his arms*
*A crew member hands Canario a card and Cactus Jacks music plays.*
Canario *reading off the card*: His opponent from Truth or Consequences , New Mexico weighing at 297 lbs, Cactus Jack
*He comes out in black tights, a Cactus Jack shirt and snake skin boots , he walks hunched over towards the ring and gets in ,staring down Taz.*
*Taz mouths survive if I let you. Cactus smiles and punches Taz a few times. Cactus kicks Taz in the gut and hits a DDT. The crowd cheers. Cactus grabs Tazs head and punches him a few times.*
Crew: Getting ugly folks
Havoc: It started to get unattractive when Cactus got in the ring, it got ugly when Canario left.
*As Taz stands up Cactus swings at him but Taz catches Cactus' hand and transitions it into a t-bone suplex, the crowd boos, Taz ignores them and stomps Cactus' shoulder a few times and picks him up. Taz locks Cactus' waist from behind and hits a release german suplex.*
Crew: Cactus Jack getting tossed around rather easily for a man of his size
*Cactus slowly gets up, Taz runs towards and hits a stiff clothesline. Cactus rolls out of the ring, Taz poses, the crowd boos.Cactus recovers and reaches under the ring and pulls a barbed wire bat and gets back in the ring.*
Crew: The mans crazier then Mankind, the hell is he doing?
*As Cactus moves towards Taz, the ref stops him and tries to get him to lose the bat. As they argue , Taz big boots Cactus and rolls back outside the ring, Taz follows. Cactus on his hand and knees, Taz stomps Cactus between the shoulders.Taz picks Cactus up by the hair and hits a Steiner style belly to belly suplex, Cactus hitting the floor with a thud, the crowd oohs. Taz tosses Cactus into the ring at a five count and follows him in.Cactus is staggering on his feet, he punches Taz and irish whips and follows clotheslining Taz and himself over the ropes. The crowd cheers.*
Crew: Back to the outside which seems to Cactus' and Mankind's comfort zone. Nothing Havoc.
Havoc: No
*Cactus gets up first and climbs onto the apron and before he can start to run , Taz slowly stands up. Cactus runs at him and goes for a senton but Taz moves and Cactus hits the floor hard,the crowd oohing. Taz tosses Cactus back in the ring and flips off the auidence before getting in the ring.He picks Cactus up and locks in the Tazmission ,the crowd boos.*
Havoc: This is it, hes done.finished, find me a fork , give a fat woman some lyrics.....
*Cactus hunches over Taz on his back, holding the Tazmission. Cactus slowly moves towards the ropes and puts his hands on the top rope and pushes himself over the ropes. Taz lands with a thud, Cactus landing on top of him. The crowd cheers.*
Havoc: Are kidding me?!
Crew: Very impressive counter but its taken the wind out of both men.
*After a while Cactus gets up first and gets on the apron. Cactus runs towards Taz and jumps and hits an elbow, and does the bang bang taunt. He pick Taz up and pushes him back in the ring. Taz slowly gets up, Cactus gets in the ring and sets Taz up for a double underhook ddt. Taz drops to one knee, transitions it into a Tazplex. After a few seconds of recovery Taz covers Cactus for the three. The crowd booing loud.*
Canario: Your winner and GSW International Champion Taz
*The ref hands Taz the belt. He leaves the ring and hops on the guardrail and holds the belt up taunting Low Ki, he hops down and leaves. A highlight reel airs of the battle royal*
*When it cuts back to the ring, Angle is standing in the ring, waiting for Vader.*
*Vaders music hits*
Canario: His opponent from the Rocky Mountains weighing in at 450 lbs, Vader
*He growls and does the V sign to the camera and gets in the ring*
Crew: Amateur wrestling against a 300+ pound wrecking ball
Havoc: My bets on Vader
*Angle and Vader lock up and Vader hits Angle with a stiff punch just below the eye. Angle staggers sideways hooking onto the rope. Vader turns him and hooks Kurt's other arm in the rope and starts hitting Kurt with repeated stiff body shots.Vader unhooks one of Kurts arm and as Vader grabs the other, Kurt punches Vader hard in the mouth. Kurt unhooks his own arm and starts clubbing the back of Vader. Kurt wraps his arm around Vaders head applying a guillotine choke.*
Crew: Well Kurt's eye is alright starting to blacken, if it swells shut Kurt is screwed
Havoc: Like a one night stand without cab money
*Vader picks Kurt up a little and attempts to throw him off but Kurt hangs in and knees Vader in the stomach a few times, Vader falls to one, Kurt stays standing applying more pressure.The crowd cheers slightly. After another minute, Vader runs Angle back first into the turnbuckle.As Angle lets go, Vader hits Angle with more stiff body shots. Vader tries for a another punch, but Kurt ducks it and goes behind Vader. Kurt kicks Vader knee repeatedly until Vader is one knee.Angle stomps on the knee Vader isn't kneeling on. Vader screams in pain and falls back holding his knee. Angle keeps stomping both of Vader's knees and also starts stomping on Vader's ankle.*
Crew: Kurt showing a more vicious side, might be walking out with the first win
Havoc: Maybe
*Kurt grabs Vader's ankle and tries to apply the ankle lock, Vader rolls on his back and pushes Kurt off. Kurt leans against the ropes and chop blocks Vader when he starts to stand. Angle puts on a headlock, punching Vader.He lets it go and pushes his straps down and yells waiting for Vader to stand up.Vader slowly stands up and Kurt moves closer. Vader thorns a punch and hits Kurt in the eye. Kurt grabs his and staggers sideways, falling out of the ring between the top and middle rope. Kurt holds his eye groaning, the ref goes outside and checks on him.Vader sits in the ring recovering . A minute later medics come out and check on Kurt, now sitting against the rail. While they're checking Angle,Vader gets out of the ring, pushes them aside and throws Kurt back in the ring. The crowd boos loud. Vader gets in and picks up Kurt. Vader puts Angle between his leg and picks him up and powerbombs Kurt, Angle withers in pain. Vader holds up the V sign again. The crowd boos louder*
Crew: Kurt's eye has been swollen shut, I'm with them, who the hell is letting this match continue?
*Vader drags Kurt closer to the corner and climbs to the top. Vader jumps back for a moonsault, Angle rolls out of the way. Theres a loud thud when Vader hits the mat. The crowd cheering.Both men lay on the mat. After a few seconds Kurt slowly crawls towards Vader and grabs Vader's foot. Angle gets on one knee and locks in the ankle lock, twisting Vader's ankle. Vader screams but refuses to tap out.*
Crowd: Tap him out,tap him out, tap him out *repeated*
*After a few minutes Vader still hasn't tapped out. Kurt stands up and wraps his legs around Vaders and falls back, stil twisting the ankle, Vader taps almost immediately. The ref calls for the bell. The crowd cheer loud. Angle lets go of the hold and slowly stands up, the ref raises his hand, the cheers grow louder.*
Canario: Your winner by submission-
*The lights go out*
Crew: What the hell? Did he lose power?
Havoc: Jack, Jack, are we on?
*After a while. two thuds are heard about a minute or two apart. The lights come back on and Angle and Vader are both on the ground facing up, their arms crossed across their chest.*
Crew: Oh my God. Think its a sign?
Havoc: Yeah, hi Steve
Crew: Well um, hopefully both are men are ok and we'll see you next week folks.
*The show goes to credits*
*After the opening of the show, they cut to four people,two men,both in black suits, two women, one wearing a grey dress the other wearing a red one, sitting at a table. They are filmed from the neck down. And the one begins to speak*
Man 1:Greetings GSW fans, we are the higher ups, the system, of this company. Our names are not important right now but we do have an update on a few things we've heard from the fans, through Mr.Palmer.
Man 2: First, the Low Ki situation. So far we have been unable to get a clear date for his return, but we can report his shoulder was not dislocated, his ribs are the only injury he sustained in that attack from Taz.
Woman 1: The next matter of business is the Stone Cold and Undertaker situation.
Man 1: This morning we received a loud and rather obscene voice mail from Mr. Austin asking for a match with Undertaker.
Woman 2: Unfortunately no one has seen hide nor hair of the Undertaker since last week.
Man 2: Therefore tonight he will be facing Randy Orton.
All: Thank you and enjoy the show.
*It cuts to the building, the crowd cheering, a women in a black dress and Palmer are in the ring*
Palmer: Ladies and gentlemen allow me to introduce you to our ring announcer, her name is Kaitlyn Canario and she is the official ring announcer for GSW
*The crowd cheers and she smiles and she waves to them. Palmer starts speaking again when the cheering dies down*
Palmer: Tonight I won't be taking my usual post at ringside, I will be in my office, trying to find the Undertaker and hopefully keep Taz calm.
*He hands the microphone to Kaitlyn and leaves*
Canario: The following contest is scheduled for one fall.
*Man with a Plan by Chirs Goulston begins playing*
Canario :Introducing first from Olympia, Washington weighing at 175lbs, Brian Kendrick.
*The crowd cheers, Kendrick walks out smiling and walking cockier then usual and gets in the ring*
Crew: Well tonight we start with cruiserweight action, we g-
Havoc: Forget about that look at our ring announcer, slightly short dress, legs the length of a river, lordy
Crew: Mature
Havoc: Hey camera guy look I made the table levitate
Crew: Oh God.
*Mysterios music begins playing,the crowd cheers louder*
Canario: His opponent from San Diego, California weighing at 175lbs-
Havoc:Big chihuahua
Crew: Shut up you one trick pony
*Canario muffled by the announcers, introduces Rey and he gets in the ring and poses on the turnbuckle and the cheers get louder. The camera pans towards Kendrick he has a bit of a frown on his face. Rey hops down and holds his hand out and Kendrick shakes it. The bell rings*
*Rey and Kendrick tie up, Kendrick twists Reys arm and Rey flips and gets and hits Kendricks hand, freeing his arm and Rey dropkicks Kendirck. The.The crowd cheers. Rey grabs Kendrick by the head and hits a snap suplex*
Crew: Well the match starting out fast. Hav-
*hes staring at Kaitlyn Canario*
Crew: Stop staring at her and watch the damn match
Havoc: If I miss a panty slip, I'm going beat the hell out of you man
*Msyterio waits for Kendrick to get to his feet, they circle each other and lock hands , Rey pins Kendrick and as Kendrick comes back up,he kicks Rey in the gut and ddts him.A small section of the crowd boos. Kendrick ignores them and runs the ropes. Rey rolls onto his stomach and Kendrick hops over him and hooks himself into the ropes. Rey hops up and him and Kendrick stare down*
Crew: Kendrick has the momentum right now, b-
Havoc: Ahh, she just crossed her legs!
*Havoc smirks and Crew grumbles*
*Kendrick and Rey circle each other and lock up, Kendrick knees Rey in the gut and hits a snap suplex. He pins Rey but gets a two count. He springboards off the ropes trying for a moonsault but Rey rolls onto the apron and Kendrick lands on his feet, Rey springboards and hits a springboard hurricarana , Kendricks legs bounce against the ropes.The crowd cheers loud as Rey poses. The camera zooms in on Kendrick and he has a scowl on his face. Kendrick slowly gets up, Rey bounces off the ropes. Kendrick runs towards him and hits a flying elbow.*
Crew: A bit of aggression from Kendrick
Havoc: Someone call PETA
*Kendrick picks Rey up by his head and hits a quick DDT. He stomps on Reys face, the crowd boos as Rey grabs his mask and rolls towards the ropes.ropes. Rey pulls himself and when he turns around, Kendrick hits him with a standing hurricarana. Kendrick.Kendrick climbs to the top and tries for a turning frog splash but Rey moves, Kendrick lands hard and kneels holding his ribs. Rey takes his arm and pulls Kendrick closer and hits a hurricarana to set up the 619. The crowd cheers as Rey hits the ropes and runs towards Kendrick . As Rey gets closer, Kendrick stands and hits a dropsault. The crowd boos slightly. Kendrick mouths
you, and waits for Rey to stand up*Havoc: Language boy.
*When Rey stands, Kendrick hooks his head for the sliced bread #2 but Rey reverses pushing Kendrick into the corner chest first. Kendrick falls on hi ass and Rey climbs to the top. Kendrick gets up and clubs Rey in the back and climbs up with him.*
Crew: What in the hell is he about to do?
Havoc: My guess is hes gonna suplex Mysterio
Crew: Thanks what a well thought prediction.
*Kendrick grabs Reys head for the sliced bread, he puts his foot on the top of the post and pushes off , hitting Rey with a sliced bread. The crowd ooohs and Kendrick pins Rey for the three. The ref raises his hand and Kendrick smirks.*
Canario: Your winner by pinfall, Brian Kendrick
*He leaves smirking*
*The camera cuts to the announcers, Crew wearing a short sleeve,blue dress shirt and slacks, Havoc wearing leather pants, a Motley Crue shirt and a sports jacket*
Crew: Well the first show we saw Kendrick basically get slaughtered by Taz, last week we saw what many , Havoc included, consider a fluke win over Cesaro, tonight a more aggressive and dominating Kendrick came into that ring. Do you think this could be the start of something big for Brian
Havoc: Not sure but something big started when I saw Ms. Can-
Crew: You finish that and I'll pay someone to beat the hell out of you
Havoc: Wimp
*It goes to commercial and when they come back ,it cuts to Taz sitting on a bench in the locker room, his head down,towel over it.*
*He holds up his arm,showing two tally marks and FLK on his wrist tape. He puts his finger on the first tally mark*
Taz: Brian Kendrick *he slides his finger to the second* Rey Mysterio, and the next one will be Mankind or whatever the hell he calls that alter ego, that convinced me not to hurt him last week. Whether or not its him or Mankind I'm prepared. You may be crazy... you may be unpredictable... but to me... *he looks up*.. your just another victim. Survive if I let you.
*It cuts to the ring, the Hardys theme is playing*
Canario: This next match is schedule for one fall, introducing first accompinied by Jeff Hardy, from Cameron ,NC weighing 235lbs Matt Hardy
*Hardy gets in the ring and takes her mic*
Matt: Last week we were assaulted by Raven, because of my brother
*The crowd boos and Jeff looks at Matt stunned. Matt nods.*
Matt: Now now those aren't needed,everyone screws up. Ya see, if you had hit that plancha we would've been fine.
Jeff *no mic*: He moved man
Matt: No excuses
*He pulls a notepad and pen out of his pocket and hands them to Jeff*
Matt: Tonight I want you to study our match and take notes, learn how to win from your big brother
*He puts his arm around Jeff's shoulder, Jeff shrugs it off and leaves, Matt gives the mic back. Ravens music begins playing*
Canario: His opponent from the Bowery weighing in at 244lbs, Raven
*The crowd boos as Raven walks to and into the ring, he immediately goes after Matt, the two trade punches until Raven knees Matt in the gut*
Crew: Starting off quick, neither man has the upper hand just yet
*Raven irish whips Matt and drop toe holds Matt,he locks Matt in a rea naked choke with scissors. Raven rolls on his side.Matt struggles for the ropes*
Havoc: zzzzz
Crew: Shut up
*Matt struggles for a few more minutes before Raven lets go, getting distracted by Jeff moving closer. Jeff backs off and Raven spits on him. The crowd boos.Matt sneaks up and hits Raven from behind and clubs him a few times in the back. Some fans cheer,others boo. Matt hits Raven with a quick suplex. Matt.Matt climbs onto the second rope. Raven starts to get up bent over, Matt jumps, Raven straightens and hits Matt with a dropkick*
Crew: Beautiful dropkick by Raven...my co-host is distracted again folks.
*Raven stomps Matt three times. Picks him up and irish whips Matt against the ropes and drop toe holds him into the middle rop. Matt grabs his throat and rolls around,the crowd boos.Raven stretches his arms out. He runs against the ropes and baseball slides Jeff ,Jeff stumbles back into the announce table, dropping his pad and pen. Raven runs towards Matt, whose up in the corner, coughing, he clotheslines Matt and tries for a bulldog, but Matt picks him up and hits a back suplex. The crowd cheers quietly.When Raven stands Matt swings at Raven but he ducks and goes behind Matt and locks his waist. Matt elbows Raven until he lets go and Matt punches Raven and then hits him with the side effect. Raven slowly gets to his feet as he turns around, he low blows Matt and the ref rings the bell as the fans boo. Raven rolls outside, throws Nick Crew out of his seat and folds and takes his chair. Jeff having recovered, climbs to the top rope and jumps at Raven. Raven thrusts the top of the chair into Jeff's stomach and Jeff crashes holding his stomach. Raven renters the ring and hits Matt in the back with the chair. There is a loud sickening thud that echoes in the building. Matt falls and Raven keeps hitting.*
Crew *somewhat muffled*: Where the hell is security, this mans lost it
*Raven keeps hitting Matt, until Palmer comes down*
Palmer :Raven you hit him with that chair one more time and Ill fire ass right here and now. You lost, its over, now put the chair down and leave the damn ring.
*Medical staff start to come down and Raven throws the chair to the side, he picks up Matt and hits him with the Raven Effect, the crowd booing loud as Raven stretches his arms out and leaves, Palmer joins the medical staff and checks on the Hardys.*
Crew: Well why the Hardys get help, I've been told there is a video addressing the GSW from some woman called the Duchess.
*It fades to black. A waving Union Jack shows on the screen. It then fades to a street in London,where a blonde woman is walking down the street in jeans and a black blouse*
Duchess: Greetings GSW fans and staff. For formality reasons you may refer to me as the Duchess. I manage a tag team, you'll meet them over the next two weeks,and you see they have gone through every team from here to Germany. They're quite bored and looking for new challengers....hopefully your teams can stand a chance. La Resistance, Motor City Machine Guns and whatever teams that may sign you have been warned.
*She smirks*
Duchess: I could warn you a hundred times and you still wont be ready. Until we meet again
*She smirks and it ends with the waving Union Jack, it goes to commercial*
*It comes back and cuts to the boiler room, Mankind standing with his head down, his one arm is scarred.*
Mankind: Taz tonight is the deciding match. And you claim your prepared......well you see Taz your far from prepared, cause you see your prepared for Mankind and your prepared for Dude Love......*he lifts his head, the one side is covered in dry blood* but your not prepared for me, YOUR NOT PREPARED FOR CACTUS JACK! ... Unfortunately due to me being a man of my word I promised you a competitive match.. which means that I cant do things that will help me win or feel satisfied in defeat. Taz,I'm not Mysterio, I'm not Brian Kendrick...I'M CACTUS JACK...and unlike those other two I will fight the Tazmisson to my dying breath...*he runs his hand through his hair * ...have a nice day.
*It cuts back to the ring, Austins music playing and Austins halfway to the ring*
*He gets in the ring and takes Canarios mic*
Austin: Ya see since my bosses wouldn't let me drive out to Death Valley with some hunting equipment and find the Undertaker myself, I'm stuck here wrestling some pretty boy. So lets get this s*** done. My name is Stone Cold Steve Austin, I'm from Victoria, Texas and I weigh 252 lbs.
*Ortons music plays and Orton starts walking down to the ring*
Austin: His name is Randy Orton, hes from St. Louis, Missouri, he weighs 235 lbs
*He throws the mic and his vest to the outside as Orton gets into the ring*
*Orton stands face-to-face with Austin and slaps him hard, the crowd ooohs. When Austin turns his head back, he punches Orton. He knees Orton in the gut and irish whips him. Orton reverses and hits Austin with a dropkick, the crowd boos as Orton poses, smirking.He sits Austin up and applies a headlock.*
Havoc: Smart move by Orton
Crew: Weren't you snoring at the same thing earlier?
Havoc: This is different Orton radiates a certain charm and charisma with every move he does Nick
Crew: I'm in hell
*After a few minutes Austin stands up Orton on his back. He starts to move around, Orton unwraps his legs from Austin and hits a modified backbreaker. The crowd boos and Orton picks Austin up and hits an european uppercut. Austin stumbles backwards, Orton moves towards him and Austin punches him ,the crowd pops, Austin punches Orton into the ropes and irish whips Orton and takes Orton down with a Lou Thesz press and punches Orton a few times. The crowd cheer, Austin stomps Orton a few times and runs the ropes. Austin throws up the middle finger the whole way to Orton and tries for an elbow, Orton moves. Austin goes over and tries to kick him but Orton catches his foot and spins Austin around. When Austin is facing Orton again, Orton tries for an RKO. Austin reverses and pushes Orton into the ropes and spinebusters him.*
Crew: The momentum has shifted from Orton to Austin back to Orton and then back to Austin
Havoc: So
Crew: So,either men have a chance of pulling out a win
Havoc: Any match is like that jackass, momentum means nothing til the closing minutes.
*Austin hits the ropes and tries for the elbow againg and hits it this time. Orton grabs his face and rolls a little and sits and slowly gets to his feet. Austin spins Orton around and tries to kick Orton in the gut but Orton catches his foot and spins Austin around. When they are face-to-face again Orton kicks Austin in the gut and tosses him over the ropes. Austin hangs on laying on the apron. Orton gets out of the ring and walks a little past Austin. He dropkicks Austin, Austin falls back onto the apron. The crowd boos, Orton smirks and he pushes Austin feet into the ring.*
Crew: What the hell is he doing?
*Orton rolls Austin onto his stomach and grabs Austins head and backs up a little, Austins feet hanging off the apron, the ref up to five. Orton looks around,smirking, he pushes Austin up a little and hits the RKO, Austin landing on the floor, the crowd pops. Orton holds his back slowly getting up and getting back into the ring at six.*
Ref: seven......eight.......nine.....ten
*He signals for the bell to ring , Orton smirks the crowd booing loud*
Canario: Your winner by count out Randy Orton
*The boos continue as Orton leaves the ring. It cuts to Palmers office. Hes just hanging up his phone*
*He looks at the camera and smiles wide*
Palmer: Ladies and gentlemen, in business more often then not, its not what you know, its who you know. Luckily one of the bosses knows an executive for the network and has confirmed that in four weeks from Sunday, we will be airing a special episode of GSW.
*The crowd cheers as Palmer smiles, cheesily.*
Palmer: That is all for now, hopefully you enjoy the last two matches
*He smiles and it cuts back to the ring. Tazs music plays and the crowd begin to boo*
Canario: The following contest is the finals to determine the first GSW International title. Introducing first from the Red Hook section of Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 240lbs Taz
*The boos get louder as Taz spots someone in the audience and starts badmouthing, the camera pans to show Low Ki sitting second row with some friends, the crowd cheers. Taz throws his towel off his head and shows Ki his wrist tape, and gets in the ring crossing his arms*
*A crew member hands Canario a card and Cactus Jacks music plays.*
Canario *reading off the card*: His opponent from Truth or Consequences , New Mexico weighing at 297 lbs, Cactus Jack
*He comes out in black tights, a Cactus Jack shirt and snake skin boots , he walks hunched over towards the ring and gets in ,staring down Taz.*
*Taz mouths survive if I let you. Cactus smiles and punches Taz a few times. Cactus kicks Taz in the gut and hits a DDT. The crowd cheers. Cactus grabs Tazs head and punches him a few times.*
Crew: Getting ugly folks
Havoc: It started to get unattractive when Cactus got in the ring, it got ugly when Canario left.
*As Taz stands up Cactus swings at him but Taz catches Cactus' hand and transitions it into a t-bone suplex, the crowd boos, Taz ignores them and stomps Cactus' shoulder a few times and picks him up. Taz locks Cactus' waist from behind and hits a release german suplex.*
Crew: Cactus Jack getting tossed around rather easily for a man of his size
*Cactus slowly gets up, Taz runs towards and hits a stiff clothesline. Cactus rolls out of the ring, Taz poses, the crowd boos.Cactus recovers and reaches under the ring and pulls a barbed wire bat and gets back in the ring.*
Crew: The mans crazier then Mankind, the hell is he doing?
*As Cactus moves towards Taz, the ref stops him and tries to get him to lose the bat. As they argue , Taz big boots Cactus and rolls back outside the ring, Taz follows. Cactus on his hand and knees, Taz stomps Cactus between the shoulders.Taz picks Cactus up by the hair and hits a Steiner style belly to belly suplex, Cactus hitting the floor with a thud, the crowd oohs. Taz tosses Cactus into the ring at a five count and follows him in.Cactus is staggering on his feet, he punches Taz and irish whips and follows clotheslining Taz and himself over the ropes. The crowd cheers.*
Crew: Back to the outside which seems to Cactus' and Mankind's comfort zone. Nothing Havoc.
Havoc: No
*Cactus gets up first and climbs onto the apron and before he can start to run , Taz slowly stands up. Cactus runs at him and goes for a senton but Taz moves and Cactus hits the floor hard,the crowd oohing. Taz tosses Cactus back in the ring and flips off the auidence before getting in the ring.He picks Cactus up and locks in the Tazmission ,the crowd boos.*
Havoc: This is it, hes done.finished, find me a fork , give a fat woman some lyrics.....
*Cactus hunches over Taz on his back, holding the Tazmission. Cactus slowly moves towards the ropes and puts his hands on the top rope and pushes himself over the ropes. Taz lands with a thud, Cactus landing on top of him. The crowd cheers.*
Havoc: Are kidding me?!
Crew: Very impressive counter but its taken the wind out of both men.
*After a while Cactus gets up first and gets on the apron. Cactus runs towards Taz and jumps and hits an elbow, and does the bang bang taunt. He pick Taz up and pushes him back in the ring. Taz slowly gets up, Cactus gets in the ring and sets Taz up for a double underhook ddt. Taz drops to one knee, transitions it into a Tazplex. After a few seconds of recovery Taz covers Cactus for the three. The crowd booing loud.*
Canario: Your winner and GSW International Champion Taz
*The ref hands Taz the belt. He leaves the ring and hops on the guardrail and holds the belt up taunting Low Ki, he hops down and leaves. A highlight reel airs of the battle royal*
*When it cuts back to the ring, Angle is standing in the ring, waiting for Vader.*
*Vaders music hits*
Canario: His opponent from the Rocky Mountains weighing in at 450 lbs, Vader
*He growls and does the V sign to the camera and gets in the ring*
Crew: Amateur wrestling against a 300+ pound wrecking ball
Havoc: My bets on Vader
*Angle and Vader lock up and Vader hits Angle with a stiff punch just below the eye. Angle staggers sideways hooking onto the rope. Vader turns him and hooks Kurt's other arm in the rope and starts hitting Kurt with repeated stiff body shots.Vader unhooks one of Kurts arm and as Vader grabs the other, Kurt punches Vader hard in the mouth. Kurt unhooks his own arm and starts clubbing the back of Vader. Kurt wraps his arm around Vaders head applying a guillotine choke.*
Crew: Well Kurt's eye is alright starting to blacken, if it swells shut Kurt is screwed
Havoc: Like a one night stand without cab money
*Vader picks Kurt up a little and attempts to throw him off but Kurt hangs in and knees Vader in the stomach a few times, Vader falls to one, Kurt stays standing applying more pressure.The crowd cheers slightly. After another minute, Vader runs Angle back first into the turnbuckle.As Angle lets go, Vader hits Angle with more stiff body shots. Vader tries for a another punch, but Kurt ducks it and goes behind Vader. Kurt kicks Vader knee repeatedly until Vader is one knee.Angle stomps on the knee Vader isn't kneeling on. Vader screams in pain and falls back holding his knee. Angle keeps stomping both of Vader's knees and also starts stomping on Vader's ankle.*
Crew: Kurt showing a more vicious side, might be walking out with the first win
Havoc: Maybe
*Kurt grabs Vader's ankle and tries to apply the ankle lock, Vader rolls on his back and pushes Kurt off. Kurt leans against the ropes and chop blocks Vader when he starts to stand. Angle puts on a headlock, punching Vader.He lets it go and pushes his straps down and yells waiting for Vader to stand up.Vader slowly stands up and Kurt moves closer. Vader thorns a punch and hits Kurt in the eye. Kurt grabs his and staggers sideways, falling out of the ring between the top and middle rope. Kurt holds his eye groaning, the ref goes outside and checks on him.Vader sits in the ring recovering . A minute later medics come out and check on Kurt, now sitting against the rail. While they're checking Angle,Vader gets out of the ring, pushes them aside and throws Kurt back in the ring. The crowd boos loud. Vader gets in and picks up Kurt. Vader puts Angle between his leg and picks him up and powerbombs Kurt, Angle withers in pain. Vader holds up the V sign again. The crowd boos louder*
Crew: Kurt's eye has been swollen shut, I'm with them, who the hell is letting this match continue?
*Vader drags Kurt closer to the corner and climbs to the top. Vader jumps back for a moonsault, Angle rolls out of the way. Theres a loud thud when Vader hits the mat. The crowd cheering.Both men lay on the mat. After a few seconds Kurt slowly crawls towards Vader and grabs Vader's foot. Angle gets on one knee and locks in the ankle lock, twisting Vader's ankle. Vader screams but refuses to tap out.*
Crowd: Tap him out,tap him out, tap him out *repeated*
*After a few minutes Vader still hasn't tapped out. Kurt stands up and wraps his legs around Vaders and falls back, stil twisting the ankle, Vader taps almost immediately. The ref calls for the bell. The crowd cheer loud. Angle lets go of the hold and slowly stands up, the ref raises his hand, the cheers grow louder.*
Canario: Your winner by submission-
*The lights go out*
Crew: What the hell? Did he lose power?
Havoc: Jack, Jack, are we on?
*After a while. two thuds are heard about a minute or two apart. The lights come back on and Angle and Vader are both on the ground facing up, their arms crossed across their chest.*
Crew: Oh my God. Think its a sign?
Havoc: Yeah, hi Steve
Crew: Well um, hopefully both are men are ok and we'll see you next week folks.
*The show goes to credits*
