Post by The Kevstaaa on Sept 14, 2014 9:12:36 GMT -5
The Daniel Bryan ride breaks down a month after they build the park's advertising around it.
The Brock Lesnar ride only works a couple of times a year, but the queues are huge and everyone has a great time on it. People picket the line, telling everyone they should go on the Dolph Ziggler ride instead because it's open all year round. People stay in the Lesnar line because the Ziggler ride has very little to offer.
The Ryback ride stops being built after six months because the CM Punk ride is in the way.
The CM Punk ride stops working because it can't sell as many tickets as the John Cena and Dwayne Johnson rides.
The Dwayne Johnson ride usually just has a closed sign and a video playing showing what the ride is like. But every few years, it opens and does huge business despite its wooden track being outdated.
The John Cena ride is by far the most popular ride in the park on a daily basis and sells the most on-ride photos. People hate it on the rollercoaster review sites.
People complain that the Roman Reigns rollercoaster is being built too quickly ("I don't wanna ride it next year! Maybe the year after!") and that it doesn't do enough loops and spins.
Everyone on tripadvisor hates the park the way it is, but gets insanely angry any time it ever changes anything.
People always say the park should go back to only having four rides, like it did in the early nineties.
The Hulk Hogan ride was recently reinstalled after spending a few years at some small park nobody ever goes to.
The Cesaro ride is very technically sound but very dull and lacking in personality. It's similar to the Randy Orton ride in this regard.
The Triple H ride has a big water fountain effect at the start, then puts you underground.
A good majority of this is hilarious.