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Post by JC Motors on Jan 8, 2015 17:19:08 GMT -5
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Post by The Dave on Jan 8, 2015 19:36:08 GMT -5
I once did a dukie in the urinal |
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Post by Squid: The Anti-Hero on Jan 8, 2015 20:28:05 GMT -5
There was a time in my life, as ashamed as I am to admit, when I believed it wasn't butter. ....what the hell is wrong with you, you crazy son of a bitch! *dial tone* "hello, police...?" |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2015 2:11:50 GMT -5
I drove a car while a friend in the passenger seat shot a paintball gun at some old guy walking down the street.
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Post by Mr Angry Cena on Jan 9, 2015 2:19:15 GMT -5
I drove a car while a friend in the passenger seat shot a paintball gun at some old guy walking down the street.  |
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Post by SE4NY on Jan 9, 2015 10:13:26 GMT -5
Back when I was 7 it was me who peed all over the toilet seat in school and blamed it on my friend who had to clean it up with a single piece of toilet paper..
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Post by Gangrel-Brood on Jan 9, 2015 17:40:00 GMT -5
A Jehovah's Witness may've witnessed more than she bargained for when I was a teenager home alone and she came to my door.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2015 17:43:42 GMT -5
I accidentally hit a bird with my car and it died so I gave it a funeral on the side of the road.
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Post by PenguinDeluxe on Jan 9, 2015 22:19:20 GMT -5
I feel like a complete screw up going nowhere in life who ruins everything.
EDIT: Oh sh*T everyone is being funny with their's okay, uh, uh... I got nothing.
Although going along with the Jehovah's Witness thing above, one rang my doorbell and I was in a rush and opened the door without a shirt on. He looked at me, put away his tract, pulled out a book on Christian dieting and offered to sell me a copy T_T
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Post by Valbroski on Jan 10, 2015 2:55:18 GMT -5
I lead on a girl pretty bad. We hooked up a few times and texted a lot and I gave her the impression I'd be interested in taking things further but while all this was going on I was on again and off again flirting with another girl, my current girlfriend, who had a boyfriend at the time but was close to breaking up with him. I was friends with her for a while and she had been having relationship problems for the past year, so once we started getting closer she started to flirt with me and I flirted back because I had liked her all along.
The reason why I was giving into the second girls advances was because I thought I was being lead on by my current girlfriend. On paper I should of chosen the second girl because of how long my girlfriend kept me waiting but my gut just always told me she was the one I wanted and the second girl was just settling and sort of my way of dealing with the hurt feelings of being lead on. But yeah, I didn't handle the situation maturely. It was the first time in my life where I had two girls interested in me and I guess now I chalk it up to partial ignorance on how to handle the situation and partial it going to my ego. I still have a lot of mutual friends with the second girl so she does come up a lot in conversation with my friends because my dirty laundry of a situation has been outed a lot. Last I heard she was doing well but she did used to write about me a lot on her tumblr according to my friends which really made me feel like a complete bunghole.
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Post by BØRNS on Jan 11, 2015 4:03:16 GMT -5
i once created an online profile to see if i could catch my ex gf cheating |
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Post by SE4NY on Jan 11, 2015 9:30:07 GMT -5
I feel like a complete screw up going nowhere in life who ruins everything. EDIT: Oh sh*T everyone is being funny with their's okay, uh, uh... I got nothing. Although going along with the Jehovah's Witness thing above, one rang my doorbell and I was in a rush and opened the door without a shirt on. He looked at me, put away his tract, pulled out a book on Christian dieting and offered to sell me a copy T_T Wait.. is that true? |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2015 10:01:43 GMT -5
Well, this one time, at band camp..
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Post by jayrod2009 on Jan 11, 2015 11:09:31 GMT -5
I'll come clean with this. So, if anyone went to Fletcher Middle School in Jacksonville from 1999-2002, it was probably me. During lunch, I would buy a few extra milk pouches and hold on to them until after lunch. I would stab a straw clean through the pouch, where the straw stuck through each side of the pouch, and ad I left the cafeteria I would throw them up in the air. This, is the Milk Bomb. I know I've hit alot of kids with these. Leaving you soaked in a sour milk stained shirt for 4 hours of the day. Maybe I got you so bad, that you had to leave school for the day. For this I'm sorry. But, It was fun.
Also, I superglued thumbtacks to the locker room floor i front of this kids locker that I hated. I managed this by telling my coach I was late, so while I dressed out in an empty locker room, I was able to do this. He was one of those duesh jocks that showered after gym. So of course, when he wasn't in next period, I knew I got him. The next few days after he asked everyone who did it, I had developed an amazing poker face thanks to my gambling brother in law. I never did tell him it was me. However, we fought later in high school. That feeling you get when you physically hurt someone that once did anything he could do to embarrass you and you finally get to turn the tables. Euphoria!!!
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Post by PenguinDeluxe on Jan 11, 2015 13:45:08 GMT -5
I feel like a complete screw up going nowhere in life who ruins everything. EDIT: Oh sh*T everyone is being funny with their's okay, uh, uh... I got nothing. Although going along with the Jehovah's Witness thing above, one rang my doorbell and I was in a rush and opened the door without a shirt on. He looked at me, put away his tract, pulled out a book on Christian dieting and offered to sell me a copy T_T Wait.. is that true? Yup, 100% true. |
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Post by SE4NY on Jan 11, 2015 13:48:10 GMT -5
Bet you weren't pleased.. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2015 13:49:26 GMT -5
I was so obsessed with the Elite A.J I had ordered two one for me one for my cousin and I stole my cousins so now I own two
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Post by SE4NY on Jan 11, 2015 13:54:25 GMT -5
I was so obsessed with the Elite A.J I had ordered two one for me one for my cousin and I stole my cousins so now I own two  |
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Post by PenguinDeluxe on Jan 11, 2015 14:18:12 GMT -5
Bet you weren't pleased.. Not one bit lol |
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Post by Word™ on Jan 11, 2015 15:41:57 GMT -5
From 2006-2009 I stole thousands of dollars worth of newly released DVD's from various places all over my city and sold them so I could make easy money, mainly during Christmas..
To this day I'll never understand how I got away with it.. I'm talking 5-6 stores a night bringing in 5-6 movies per store for weeks straight multiple times throughout the year.
It was either pure skill or complete luck.
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