Post by TheSystem 1.5 on Feb 9, 2015 3:06:30 GMT -5
*The GSW opening plays and it cuts to Jack Palmer in a button up shirt and jeans in the ring, a mic in his hand. The crowd cheering*
Palmer: Welcome to day one of the GSW Tag Team Title open invitational. This invitational will be made up of signed teams, as well as teams from all over the country. As well as two international rivals and two Japanese legends coming together to try and bring gold back home. Today, day one, will feature four matches as will day two, day three will include seven matches with the final match deciding the first GSW tag team champions.
*The crowd cheers and "Steinerized" starts playing*
Palmer: Introducing first from Bay City, Michigan, weighing in at a combined 510lbs Rick and Scott, the Steiner brothers.
*The crowd cheers as The Steiners jog to the ring. The Steiners get into the ring and Rick barks. The Dudleys music plays, the cheers becoming boos*
Palmer:Their opponents from New York City, weighing in at 560lbs, Bubba Ray and D-Von, the Dudleys
*Bubba heckles the crowd as D-Von gets in the ring and poses. Bubba enters a few minutes later. Nick Crew and Havoc start talking offscreen*
Crew: Well our first match on day one of the GSW tag invitational is going to be a physical affair, no posh, and no flare. The Dudleys made a hell of impact in their debut a few weeks ago by powerbombing Alex Shelly through our announce table.
Havoc: Exactly the reason I see the Dudleys winning this one.
Crew: Well Bubba Dudley and Scott Steiner starting this one off
*Steiner jumps in place as Bubba leans against the turnbuckle in the Dudleys corner, smirking. Scott and Bubba moves into the middle of ring and Bubba flips off Scott*
Crew: That might not be too smart on Bubbas part.
*Scott smirks and punches Bubba until Bubba is against the ropes and Scott irish whips Bubba, Bubba hooks his arms around the top rope stopping himself. Scott starts to move towards Bubba but D-Von grabs Scotts hair and pulls Steiner back . Steiner punches D-Von knocking D-Von off the apron. Bubba runs towards Scott and tries to hit a clothesline but Scott ducks it and locks his arms around Bubbas waist and hits a release german suplex, the crowd cheers. Bubba rolls onto his side holding his neck, Scott picks Bubba up and hits a belly-to-belly suplex. Both Steiners pose. D-Von is back on the apron.*
Crew: The Steiners keeping the match at a quick pace so far.
*Scott grabs Bubba by the head and drags Bubba over to the Steiners corner. Scott tags in Rick. Scott picks Bubba up and wrenches Bubbas arm up and back, Rick kicks Bubba in the gut. Scott leaves and Bubba falls to both knees. Rick pulls Bubba towards the middle of the ring,. Rick rolls Bubba into a seated position and locks in a reverse chinlock. Bubba stays in the chinlock for a couple of minutes before fighting out, elbowing Rick in the stomach and hitting a back suplex.Rick rolls onto his hands and knees, Bubba gets up, staggers a little and tags in D-Von to boos. Rick uses the ropes to pull himself up, D-Von clubs Rick against the back and D-Von and Bubba irish whip Rick into the ropes and hit a double flapjack. Bubba leaves and D-Von bounces off the ropes and hits Rick with an elbow drop. D-Von picks Rick up by the head and tries for a jawbreaker. Rick punches D-Von in the gut a few times, breaking up the jawbreaker and irish whips D-Von. Rick bounces off the ropes and hits D-Von with a clothesline as they both reach the middle of the ring.Rick barks and drags D-Von to the Steiners corner and throws D-Von into the turnbuckle and tags in Scott. Scott comes in and picks D-Von up in a electric chair drop position. Rick climbs to the top rope, the crowd cheers. Bubba hops off of the apron and runs to the other side as Rick is climbing. Bubba grabs Ricks foot and tries to pull Rick off the top rope. Rick yells down at Bubba. Bubba lets go of Ricks foot and grabs Ricks singlet instead. He pulls Rick down to the floor. Rick lands and rolls to his knees and stand up. Bubba turns Rick and hits a Bubba cutter. Scott drops D-Von and goes over to argue with Bubba. The ref pushes Scott back and starts arguing with Bubba. D-Von low blows Scott and hits the Saving Grace. The crowd booing, Bubba gets the ref to turn around. The ref starts counting and D-Von pulls Scotts shoulder up at two and looks at Bubba. They both smirk. Bubba gets back onto the apron and D-Von tags Bubba in. Bubba comes in and picks Scott up and irish whips Scott.*
Havoc: I told ya the Dudleys had it won.
*As Bubba picks Scott up in a flapjack, Scott squirms his way out of it and behind Bubba. Scott stands and hits a german suplex on Bubba. The crowd cheers, as D-Von tries for a clothesline. Scott ducks it and the cheers get louder as Scott hits D-Von with a dropkick.*
Crew: And just like that Scott Steiner changes the momentum completely.
Havoc: Yeah, but for how long?
*D-Von rolls to the outside. Scott picks Bubba up and as the ref is checking on D-Von, Bubba kicks Scott in the balls and hits a Bubba Cutter and covers Scott. The ref turns and starts counting.*
Ref: One...two...
*Rick breaks up the pin, and the crowd cheer loud. Bubba grabs Ricks hair and punches Rick. RIck punches Bubba back. The two trade punches standing up. Rick gets the upper hand and hits Bubba with a double underhook suplex.Rick barks and checks on Scott. He helps Scott up and instructs Scott to lift Bubba onto his shoulders. Scott nods and picks Bubba up in an electric chair drop position. Rick starts to climb up to the top rope. As Rick gets on the second outside rope, D-Von clubs Ricks backs, grabs Ricks hair and hits a Saving Grace to the outside. The crowd booing. D-Von gets into the ring and helps Bubba off of Scotts shoulders. D-Von big boots Scott. Bubba picks Scott right up and irish whips Scott into the ropes. This time the Dudleys manage to hit the 3D and Bubba covers Scott for the three. The crowd boos as the Dudleys pose.*
Palmer: Here are your winners by pinfall the Dudleys.
*The crowd boos as the Dudleys leave the ring and go backstage. The camera cuts to a locker room where two people are sitting down with their heads bowed. One of them cuts a promo in Japanese. The camera cuts back to the ring, " I'm All About Cool" begins playing. Deuce and Domino walk out both wearing black leather jackets and sunglasses*
Palmer: Introducing the first team in match two, from the Wrong Side of the Tracks,weighing in at a combined 465lbs, Deuce and Domino.
*They walk to the ring, Deuce sneers at the crowd. The crowd boo, Deuce and Domino enter the ring, both removing their jackets and sunglasses. "T.I.W" by Harry Slash and the Slashtones begins playing. The two wrestlers from the locker room walk out. The crowd cheers.*
Palmer: And their opponents weighing at a combined 444lbs the team of Tajiri and the Great Muta.
*The two walk to the ring and slide in and run right after Deuce and Domino. Deuce and Domino scurry out of the ring, the ref holds Muta and Tajiri back. Muta throws his jacket off and Tajiri steps out onto the apron.*
Crew: Well this should be an interesting match up, if I was a betting man, Id put a good chunk of change on Muta and Tajiri making it to the semifinals at least. And well Deuce and Domino arguing over who starts this match.
*Domino slides into the ring as Palmer leaves. Deuce gets onto the apron. Muta and Domino circle each other. As Domino goes for a grapple, Muta hits a stiff kick to Dominos leg. The crowd oohs as Domino grabs his leg. Muta hits another stiff kick to the same leg. Domino grabs his leg and groans. Domino knocks Muta down with a punch. Muta puts his hand to his mouth and gets back up and kicks Domino in the gut and clubs Dominos back a few times. Muta tags in Tajiri while Domino is one knee, stunned. Tairi gets in, poses and hits Domino with a side kick. Domino grabs his jaw, rolls to his corner and tags in Deuce. Decue stays on the apron while Tajiri squats with his arms on his knees.*
Crew: Deuce seems scared of getting in there with either of his opponents
Havoc: Hes just planning his first move
*Deuce gets in the ring, Tajiri runs towards Deuce. Deuce gets back out of the ring. Tajiri slides out after Deuce. Deuce is backed up against the announce table trying to beg Tajiri off. Domino gets off the apron and sneaks up behind Tajiri. Tajiri throws his leg out behind him and hits Domino in the gut. Deuce runs towards Tajiri trying for a clothesline. Tajiri ducks, Deuce hits Domino with the clothesline, Tajiri hops onto the announce table smirking.*
Havoc: What the hell are you doing? Do you think this is playground? Get the hell off of our table you damn monkey!
*Tajiri peeks behind over his shoulder. Tajiri throws his leg back kicking Havoc in the face, knocking Havoc and the chair backwards. The audience cheers and Crew starts laughing. Tajiri hops of the table and hits Deuce with a double axe handle. Tajiri throws Deuce back into the ring and slides in after Deuce. Tajiri drags Deuce by his hair to his and Mutas corner. Tajiri tags in Muta. Tajiri stands Deuce up. Muta kicks the front of Deuces knee, Tajiri kicks the back of it. Deuce falls to one knee. Muta kicks Deuce in the chest, Tajiri kicks Deuce in the back. Muta and Tajiri pose and go to kick Deuce in the head. Deuce ducks and Tajiri and Muta kick each others shin. Domino runs back into the ring and tosses Tajiri out of the ring. Domino helps Deuce help and Deuce and Domino both irish whip Muta. Muta handsprings off of the ropes and hits both Deuce and Domino with a handspring elbow. The crowd cheers*
Crew: Muta getting the best of Deuce and Domino with an impressive counter. Using a signature move of both Muta and Tajiri
Havoc(his head set off): That crazy son of a bitch kicked me in the jaw.
Crew: Too bad he didn't break it
Havoc (his head set back on): Shut up! I should press charges against that bunghole.
Crew: You brought it upon yourself.
Havoc: Aggravated assault!
* Muta grabs Deuces hair and throws Deuce into the corner. Muta climbs onto the second rope and starts punching Deuce, the crowd counting along. At five, Domino grabs Mutas foot and tries to pull Muta down. Muta pushes Domino backwards. Muta climbs to the top rope and hits Domino with a moonsault. The crowd cheers.*
Crew: And another impressive counter from the Great Muta.
*When Muta stands, Deuce runs towards him and clotheslines Muta. The crowd boos, Deuce taunts them. Tajiri sneaks back into the ring. Deuce turns around, Tajiri tries to kick Deuce in the gut, but Deuce grabs Tajiri's foot and spins him around. Domino kicks Tajiri in the gut and hits a DDT. Deuce tosses Tajiri out of the ring. Domino picks Muta up and snapmares Muta into a seated position. Deuce backs up, looks at Muta. Deuce hits the ropes. When Deuce gets closer, Muta spits the green mist at Deuce, the crowd cheers. Muta rolls out of the way, Deuce runs into Domino, knocking Domino out of the ring. Deuce falls onto his ass, Tajiri climbs back onto the apron, Muta tags Tajiri in. Deuce rolls onto one knee, Muta hits the ropes and hits Deuce with a shining wizard. Muta holds Deuce up, hes now on both knees,Tajiri walks in front of Deuce and hits Deuce with the Buzzsaw Kick. Tajiri covers Deuce, Muta stops Domino from getting back in. Tajiri gets the three. The crowd cheers.*
Palmer: Here are your winners by pinfall , Tajiri and the Great Muta.
*They bow and leave.*
Crew: Impressive win. Hopefully we get to see more of theses two teams.
Havoc: This win should be taken away for hitting an unlicensed wrestler.
Crew: Whatever you say.
* It cuts to a split screen showing the Hardys and the MCMG preparing for their match*
Crew: There you see the next two teams in this invitational . A dream match if I've ever heard one.
*Hardys music begins playing, the crowd cheer and boo loud*
Palmer: Introducing the first team in match three from Cameron, North Carolina , weighing in at a combined 451lbs, Jeff and Matt, the Hardy Boys.
*The crowd cheers at Jeffs name and boos at Matts. The Hardys come out, Matt holding up the V1 sign and Jeff dances and runs down to the ring and slides in and poses on the top rope. The crowd cheer. Matt comes in a few seconds later, he stands on the second and third rope, and poses, the cheers become boos. The MCMG music begins playing the boos become cheers once again.*
Palmer: Introducing their opponents from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at a combined 420lbs, the Motor City Machine Guns
*The Guns pose as the crowd cheers. Both Shelly and Sabin bow towards the Hardys as they get closer to the ring. The Guns climb onto the second rope and pose before climbing to the top rope. Shelly jumps at and hits Jeff with a missile dropkicks, Sabin does the same to Matt*
Crew: MCMG getting it started early here
*Both Hardys roll out of the ring and the MCMG hit the ropes and dives out at the Hardys. Matt moves, Sabin hits the floor and rolls to the announce table holding his ribs but
Shelly lands on Jeff. Matt gets into the ring and so does Shelly. Shelly turns Matt around and Matt punches Shelly. Shelly punches Matt back. Matt swings at Shelly but Shelly ducks and goes behind Matt and locks Matts waist. Shelly pushes Matt against the ropes but Matt holds on so Shelly bounces off and backwards. Matt turns to go to Shelly, but Sabin grabs Matts feet and trips Matt. Sabin gets in the ring, Shelly picks Matt up into an STO position, the crowd cheers. Sabin goes out onto the apron and jumps for a springboard dropkick. Before Sabin can jump onto the ropes, Jeff grabs Sabins legs and pulls Sabin down, jaw first into the apron. Sabin falls backwards, holding his jaw. Matt elbows Shelly and turns Shellys STO into a side effect, the crowd cheer. Jeff climbs onto the apron and then onto the top rope. Matt picks Shelly up and sets up the Twist of Fate, the crowd cheers. As Matt turns, Shelly blocks it and picks Matt up, flipping Matt over his shoulder. Matts feet land on the ropes, knocking Jeff off the top rope. Shelly pushes Matt up a little and kicks Matt in the jaw, Matt falls to the outside as the crowd cheers. Shelly picks Jeff up and locks his arm around Jeffs head, the crowd cheers, Shelly poses for the crowd and hypes them up. Jeff manages to escape ,while Shellys distracted, Jeff pushes Shelly into the turnbuckle. Shelly bounces off and backs up, holding his chest. Shelly falls to one knee, Jeff runs and jumps up to the top rope. When Shelly stands back up, Jeff hits Shelly with a Whisper in the Wind. The crowd cheers louder.*
Crew:All four men down
Havoc: Two of them at our fe- well actually only one at our feet
Crew: Yes, for those of you watching at home Chris Sabin is using our table to pull himself back up.
*The cheers get louder as Sabin stands and slowly walks to the ring and gets back on the apron, grabbing the tag rope. Shelly and Jeff start to stir, Shelly starts crawling towards Sabin. Sabin has his hand outstretched. Jeff pulls himself up using the ropes. Jeff sees Sabin trying to tag in and runs and jumps off Shellys back hitting Sabin with a flying forearm, knocking Sabin onto his ass on the apron. The crowd boos. Jeff rolls onto one knees and looks around at the crowd. Jeff grits his teeth and sees Matt heading for the Hardys corner.*
Havoc: The crowd seemingly turning on Jeff.
*Jeff pulls Shelly to the Hardys corner and tags in Matt. Jeff rolls Shelly onto his back and holds Shellys legs up. Matt climbs to the top rope. Before either can do anything, Sabin runs in and jumps onto the top rope, and hurricanranas Matt off it and over Shelly. The crowd cheers. Jeff lets go of Shellys legs and kicks a bent over Sabin in the face, knocking Sabin backwards*
Crew: Well the MCMG mounting a short comeback
*Sabins nose is bleeding, Jeff grabs Sabins hair and tights and tosses Sabin out of the ring. A smattering of boos from the crowd. Jeff looks around a little stunned, before going back to Shelly, whose now sitting in the corner. When Jeff gets close enough, Shelly pushes himself up and kicks Jeff in the gut. Jeff backs up a little falling to one knee. Shelly pulls himself to his feet and runs out of the corner and hits Jeff with a shining wizard. The crowd cheering louder. Jeff holds his head and rolls onto the apron, Shelly runs towards the other corner where Matt has pulled himself up. Matt throws his foot up, hitting Shelly in the face. Shelly grabs his mouth bending over and Matt climbs onto the second rope and jumps. But before Matt can hit an elbow, Sabin pulls Shelly out of the ring. Matt lands on his feet and limps a little , rubbing his knee. He hops over to the ropes and leans on them. Both Shelly and Sabin get into the ring. They irish whip Matt and try to for a double clothesline but Matt ducks and slides out of the ring. As the Guns turn around, Jeff springs off of the top rope and hits a double clothesline, the crowd cheering. Jeff walks to ropes and holds up the Hardy hand sign, the cheering gets louder. Matt slides into the ring.*
Havoc: Has the ref done anything?
Crew: No and I can't blame him. Would you wanna risk getting in the middle of this with all four men going 100 mph?
Havoc:..true
*Matt and Jeff pick up Sabin and hit a double suplex. The crowd cheering, Shelly crawls to the closet corner and sits. Jeff gets up and goes over and stomps Shelly until the ref counts to four. Jeff then grabs the top rope, hops onto and off the second rope hitting a dropkick on Shelly. Jeff kneels on one knee, panting, staring at Shelly. He gets up and kicks Shelly four times and after the fourth one, he starts to choke Shelly with his foot, the crowd booing loud. The ref counts to three and Matt pulls Jeff off. Jeff spins around, and runs his hand through his hair and squats, Matt goes over and puts his hand on Jeff shoulder and leans down. The camera picks up their conversation*
Matt: You ok man?
*silence*
Matt: Jeff are you ok?
Jeff:...yeah man, I-I'm fine.
*As Matt turns to go to Shelly, Jeff hops up and spins Matt around and kicks Matt in the gut and hits a Twist of Fate, the crowd gasps. Jeff leans open mouthed against the ropes and looks at his brother laying in the middle of the ring, the crowd silent.*
Crew: I-I'm stunned
Havoc: So is everybody else, Jeff included.
Crew: Holy, oh my God, what was he thinking?
Havoc: I don't even think he knows
*Jeff stares at Matt as Sabin runs into the ring and at Jeff. Sabin dropkicks Jeff out of the ring. Shelly runs out of the corner and covers Matt for the three. The ref rings the bell, and holds the MCMG hands up. Their music plays as a small smattering of cheers start in the crowd.*
*Jeff sits against the guardrail, holding his jaw. As the Guns get out of the ring,they look at Jeff and turn and walks backstage. The camera focuses on Jeff staring into the ring, the crowd booing.*
Crew: I can't believe what we just saw
*Jeff slowly stands up and starts walking backwards ,Matt slowly starts to stir. Jeff walks halfway up the aisle and stops and squats, his hair in his face. Matt rolls onto his stomach, and looks at Jeff, shocked. Jeff stands up, and walks backstage.*
*The camera cuts to the back, the Road Warriors standing somewhere in the building.*
Camera man: Hawk, Animal, you're going against two big men with a similar style to yourself, are you prepared?
Hawk: Wellll, we're always prepared for a fight, and thats all this will be is a fight. And after we're done with Hansen and Brody even their mothers won't love thier faces
*Hawk turns and leaves. Animal growls "Ohhh what a rush" and follows Hawk. It cuts to Bruiser Brody and Stan Hansen sitting in the locker room.*
Camera man 2: Well may I ask you guys about your strategy going into this match?
Hansen: Strategy huh?
*He slaps Brody on the shoulder. Brody stands up.*
Hansen: Watch this.
*The camera follows Brody, walking to the locker across from where he was sitting, the locker closed. Brody runs and hits the locker with a big boot, leaving an indent in the door. Brody turns to the camera*
Brody: Thats our strategy.
*Him and Hansen leave. The camera pans to Nick Crew and Havoc*
Crew: Well while we all try to make sense of what just happened, lets move on to our main event for day one. Another big time dream match
*Havoc takes his headset off and starts to leave*
Crew: Where the hell do you think you're going?
*The camera picks up Havocs voice*
Havoc: I got kicked in the face earlier, I'm not taking a chance with whatever those four brutes could do to me
*The familiar roar of "Ohhh what a rush" goes over the p.a. as the Road Warriors music starts. Havoc runs backstage as the Warriors come out, the crowd cheering loud.*
Palmer: The following is the main event, introducing first from Chicago, Illinois,weighing in at a combined 575lbs, Animal, Hawk, the Road Warriors.
*Animal and Hawk decked out in red and black pants and spiked shoulder pads. Animal raises one arm, the crowd cheers, Hawk and Animal get in the ring. Both climb to the
second rope and pose. The cheering gets louder*
Crew: Well the Ro- wait a minute.
*The camera cuts to the ring, Brody and Hansen are sliding into the ring. Hansen,wearing a vest and cowboy hat, throws the hat off,LOD throw the shoulder pads and both teams start trading punches with each other. The cheering getting louder. Palmer gets out of the ring, the bell rings.*
Crew: Well its already getting under way here folks
*Brody boots Hawk to the outside.*
Crew: Well Hawk being kicked out of the ring,early here and here comes Brody.
*Brody gets out of the side of the ring and goes over to Hawk. Hawk kicks Brody in the stomach and clubs Brodys back a few times. Brody bent over, punches Hawk in the gut, and pushes Hawk into the announce table, back first. Brody pulls Hawk closer, and places Hawk back first against the ring apron. Brody, hooking his arm under Hawks arm and holding Hawks head, tosses Hawk over the announce table. Nick Crew rushing out of the way. Hawk flies over the table into the chairs, the crowd cheering louder.*
Crew*headset off*: Jesus
*It cuts to the ring, Hansens vest is still on. Animal has the upper hand, shoulder thrusting Hansen in the corner. After ten thrusts, Animal whips Hansen hard into the opposite corner. Animal runs and hits a clothesline to Hansen. The camera cuts just in time to catch Brody flipping the announce table over to the side, and punching Hawk, whose leaning on the guardrail, in the small of the back. Hawk starts to walk away, Brody turns Hawk around, grabs Hawks head and smashes Hawks face against the apron. Hawk springs up, and does the same to Brody, Brody springs up and him and Hawk stand face-to-face. Brody and Hawk start trading punches, the camera moves a little, Animal scoops slam Hansen and leaves the ring. Brody is choking Hawk against the guardrail, Animal comes up behind Brody and double axe handles Brody in between the back of the shoulders. Brody doesn't let go of Hawk and Animal punches Brody in the ribs, Brody still doesn't break, Animal kicks Brody in the ribs hard, and Brody lets go and turns to Animal. Animal punches Brody a few times. Brody rakes Animals eyes and gets into the ring, the crowd booing and cheering at the same time. Crew returns to his seat*
Crew: Apologies folks. This match is exactly what Hawk predicted and thats a fight.
*Hansen starts to stand up, Animal looks around and slides into the ring.*
Crew: Not sure if thats the smartest move on Animals part.
*Animal runs as do Brody and Hansen, Animal jumps a little and takes both down with a double shoulder tackle.*
Crew: Nevermind
*Both Brody and Hansen stand and Animal starts clubbing Brody's back, backing Brody into the corner, Hawk pulls Hansen out of the ring and throws Hansen shoulder first into the guardrail. Hawk walks over to the table and flips it back onto both legs, the crowd cheers. Hawk starts to pose. Hansen runs up and shoulder tackles Hawk, from the side, Hawk goes hip first into the guardrail. Hansen starts hitting Hawk in the ribs with stiff punches. Hansen climbs onto the guardrail, wobbling a little.*
Crew: Hansen in unfamiliar territory, about to do God knows what.
*Hansen pulls Hawks head in between his legs, and picks up Hawk in a powerbomb position. Hansen turns and powerbombs Hawk through the table, Hansen falls off the guardrail onto his feet. The crowd cheering louder. *
Crew: ...holy crap
*Hansen holds his arm up, the cheers continue. Hansen slides into the ring. Brody has switched places with Animal, Brody laying into Animal with kicks and Hansen joins Brody. Animal punches Brody stiffly in the ribs and kicks Hansen in the gut but Hansen catches Animals leg and throws it down and tries for a standing lariat. Animal ducks it, and clotheslines Hansen over the top rope, the crowd cheering. Animal and Brody start trading stiff punches. Brody kicks Animal in the gut and hits a suplex. The crowd cheers and Brody drags Animal into the middle of the ring and hits the ropes. Animal springs up and as Brody gets closer, Animal hits Brody with a powerslam ,the crowd cheering. *
Crew: Well Animal doing a damn good job of being a one man wrecking crew. Hawk still down over here.
*Hansen runs into the ring and towards Animal. Animal bends over and hits Hansen with a back body drop. Animal poses, Hansen slowly rolls back to his feet, and waits for Animal to turn around. As Animal turns around, Hansen runs and hits a Western Lariat on Animal.The crowd cheers, as Hansen covers Animal.*
Ref: One...two...
*Hawk runs in and breaks up the pin, the crowd going nuts. Hawk lays into Hansen until Brody picks Hawk up. He hits Hawk with a one armed body slam and goes over to the corner and reaches out of the ring.*
Crew: What has he got up his sleeve?
*Brody stands up holding up Hansens cowbell.*
Crew: They brought a cowbell to the ring!?
*The ref tries to get Brody to get rid of the cowbell. Brody doesn't listen and rushes towards Hawk, who is slowly standing up. Brody rears back and swings at Hawk with the
bell. Hawk ducks, Brody hits Hansen in the nose and knocks Hansen out of the ring. Animal picks Brody up in an electric chair drop position, the crowds cheers loud. Brody punches Animal a few times. Hawk has climbed to the top rope. Animal tries to move into a Doomsday Device position, but Brody punches Animal a few times and Animal wobbles forward enough for Brody to hit Hawk with the cowbell. Hawk falls to the outside. The ref calls for the bell, the crowd cheers and boos. Brody hits Animal until Animal puts Brody down. Hansen,bleeding from the nose, runs back into the ring and hits Animal with a stiff Western Lariat, the crowd booing and cheering. Brody hits the ropes and drops a knee on Animal. Hansen and Brody leave.*
Palmer: Your winners by disqualification, the Road Warriors
*Their music plays as staff check on the them. The show cuts to the parking lot, Jeff Hardy is standing alone*
Camera man: Jeff, Jeff, you attacked your own brother and cost yourself the match, what were you thinking?
*Jeff stands with his back to the camera, silent. A car pulls up and Jeff gets into the passengers side and the car drives away. The feed cuts to black.*
Palmer: Welcome to day one of the GSW Tag Team Title open invitational. This invitational will be made up of signed teams, as well as teams from all over the country. As well as two international rivals and two Japanese legends coming together to try and bring gold back home. Today, day one, will feature four matches as will day two, day three will include seven matches with the final match deciding the first GSW tag team champions.
*The crowd cheers and "Steinerized" starts playing*
Palmer: Introducing first from Bay City, Michigan, weighing in at a combined 510lbs Rick and Scott, the Steiner brothers.
*The crowd cheers as The Steiners jog to the ring. The Steiners get into the ring and Rick barks. The Dudleys music plays, the cheers becoming boos*
Palmer:Their opponents from New York City, weighing in at 560lbs, Bubba Ray and D-Von, the Dudleys
*Bubba heckles the crowd as D-Von gets in the ring and poses. Bubba enters a few minutes later. Nick Crew and Havoc start talking offscreen*
Crew: Well our first match on day one of the GSW tag invitational is going to be a physical affair, no posh, and no flare. The Dudleys made a hell of impact in their debut a few weeks ago by powerbombing Alex Shelly through our announce table.
Havoc: Exactly the reason I see the Dudleys winning this one.
Crew: Well Bubba Dudley and Scott Steiner starting this one off
*Steiner jumps in place as Bubba leans against the turnbuckle in the Dudleys corner, smirking. Scott and Bubba moves into the middle of ring and Bubba flips off Scott*
Crew: That might not be too smart on Bubbas part.
*Scott smirks and punches Bubba until Bubba is against the ropes and Scott irish whips Bubba, Bubba hooks his arms around the top rope stopping himself. Scott starts to move towards Bubba but D-Von grabs Scotts hair and pulls Steiner back . Steiner punches D-Von knocking D-Von off the apron. Bubba runs towards Scott and tries to hit a clothesline but Scott ducks it and locks his arms around Bubbas waist and hits a release german suplex, the crowd cheers. Bubba rolls onto his side holding his neck, Scott picks Bubba up and hits a belly-to-belly suplex. Both Steiners pose. D-Von is back on the apron.*
Crew: The Steiners keeping the match at a quick pace so far.
*Scott grabs Bubba by the head and drags Bubba over to the Steiners corner. Scott tags in Rick. Scott picks Bubba up and wrenches Bubbas arm up and back, Rick kicks Bubba in the gut. Scott leaves and Bubba falls to both knees. Rick pulls Bubba towards the middle of the ring,. Rick rolls Bubba into a seated position and locks in a reverse chinlock. Bubba stays in the chinlock for a couple of minutes before fighting out, elbowing Rick in the stomach and hitting a back suplex.Rick rolls onto his hands and knees, Bubba gets up, staggers a little and tags in D-Von to boos. Rick uses the ropes to pull himself up, D-Von clubs Rick against the back and D-Von and Bubba irish whip Rick into the ropes and hit a double flapjack. Bubba leaves and D-Von bounces off the ropes and hits Rick with an elbow drop. D-Von picks Rick up by the head and tries for a jawbreaker. Rick punches D-Von in the gut a few times, breaking up the jawbreaker and irish whips D-Von. Rick bounces off the ropes and hits D-Von with a clothesline as they both reach the middle of the ring.Rick barks and drags D-Von to the Steiners corner and throws D-Von into the turnbuckle and tags in Scott. Scott comes in and picks D-Von up in a electric chair drop position. Rick climbs to the top rope, the crowd cheers. Bubba hops off of the apron and runs to the other side as Rick is climbing. Bubba grabs Ricks foot and tries to pull Rick off the top rope. Rick yells down at Bubba. Bubba lets go of Ricks foot and grabs Ricks singlet instead. He pulls Rick down to the floor. Rick lands and rolls to his knees and stand up. Bubba turns Rick and hits a Bubba cutter. Scott drops D-Von and goes over to argue with Bubba. The ref pushes Scott back and starts arguing with Bubba. D-Von low blows Scott and hits the Saving Grace. The crowd booing, Bubba gets the ref to turn around. The ref starts counting and D-Von pulls Scotts shoulder up at two and looks at Bubba. They both smirk. Bubba gets back onto the apron and D-Von tags Bubba in. Bubba comes in and picks Scott up and irish whips Scott.*
Havoc: I told ya the Dudleys had it won.
*As Bubba picks Scott up in a flapjack, Scott squirms his way out of it and behind Bubba. Scott stands and hits a german suplex on Bubba. The crowd cheers, as D-Von tries for a clothesline. Scott ducks it and the cheers get louder as Scott hits D-Von with a dropkick.*
Crew: And just like that Scott Steiner changes the momentum completely.
Havoc: Yeah, but for how long?
*D-Von rolls to the outside. Scott picks Bubba up and as the ref is checking on D-Von, Bubba kicks Scott in the balls and hits a Bubba Cutter and covers Scott. The ref turns and starts counting.*
Ref: One...two...
*Rick breaks up the pin, and the crowd cheer loud. Bubba grabs Ricks hair and punches Rick. RIck punches Bubba back. The two trade punches standing up. Rick gets the upper hand and hits Bubba with a double underhook suplex.Rick barks and checks on Scott. He helps Scott up and instructs Scott to lift Bubba onto his shoulders. Scott nods and picks Bubba up in an electric chair drop position. Rick starts to climb up to the top rope. As Rick gets on the second outside rope, D-Von clubs Ricks backs, grabs Ricks hair and hits a Saving Grace to the outside. The crowd booing. D-Von gets into the ring and helps Bubba off of Scotts shoulders. D-Von big boots Scott. Bubba picks Scott right up and irish whips Scott into the ropes. This time the Dudleys manage to hit the 3D and Bubba covers Scott for the three. The crowd boos as the Dudleys pose.*
Palmer: Here are your winners by pinfall the Dudleys.
*The crowd boos as the Dudleys leave the ring and go backstage. The camera cuts to a locker room where two people are sitting down with their heads bowed. One of them cuts a promo in Japanese. The camera cuts back to the ring, " I'm All About Cool" begins playing. Deuce and Domino walk out both wearing black leather jackets and sunglasses*
Palmer: Introducing the first team in match two, from the Wrong Side of the Tracks,weighing in at a combined 465lbs, Deuce and Domino.
*They walk to the ring, Deuce sneers at the crowd. The crowd boo, Deuce and Domino enter the ring, both removing their jackets and sunglasses. "T.I.W" by Harry Slash and the Slashtones begins playing. The two wrestlers from the locker room walk out. The crowd cheers.*
Palmer: And their opponents weighing at a combined 444lbs the team of Tajiri and the Great Muta.
*The two walk to the ring and slide in and run right after Deuce and Domino. Deuce and Domino scurry out of the ring, the ref holds Muta and Tajiri back. Muta throws his jacket off and Tajiri steps out onto the apron.*
Crew: Well this should be an interesting match up, if I was a betting man, Id put a good chunk of change on Muta and Tajiri making it to the semifinals at least. And well Deuce and Domino arguing over who starts this match.
*Domino slides into the ring as Palmer leaves. Deuce gets onto the apron. Muta and Domino circle each other. As Domino goes for a grapple, Muta hits a stiff kick to Dominos leg. The crowd oohs as Domino grabs his leg. Muta hits another stiff kick to the same leg. Domino grabs his leg and groans. Domino knocks Muta down with a punch. Muta puts his hand to his mouth and gets back up and kicks Domino in the gut and clubs Dominos back a few times. Muta tags in Tajiri while Domino is one knee, stunned. Tairi gets in, poses and hits Domino with a side kick. Domino grabs his jaw, rolls to his corner and tags in Deuce. Decue stays on the apron while Tajiri squats with his arms on his knees.*
Crew: Deuce seems scared of getting in there with either of his opponents
Havoc: Hes just planning his first move
*Deuce gets in the ring, Tajiri runs towards Deuce. Deuce gets back out of the ring. Tajiri slides out after Deuce. Deuce is backed up against the announce table trying to beg Tajiri off. Domino gets off the apron and sneaks up behind Tajiri. Tajiri throws his leg out behind him and hits Domino in the gut. Deuce runs towards Tajiri trying for a clothesline. Tajiri ducks, Deuce hits Domino with the clothesline, Tajiri hops onto the announce table smirking.*
Havoc: What the hell are you doing? Do you think this is playground? Get the hell off of our table you damn monkey!
*Tajiri peeks behind over his shoulder. Tajiri throws his leg back kicking Havoc in the face, knocking Havoc and the chair backwards. The audience cheers and Crew starts laughing. Tajiri hops of the table and hits Deuce with a double axe handle. Tajiri throws Deuce back into the ring and slides in after Deuce. Tajiri drags Deuce by his hair to his and Mutas corner. Tajiri tags in Muta. Tajiri stands Deuce up. Muta kicks the front of Deuces knee, Tajiri kicks the back of it. Deuce falls to one knee. Muta kicks Deuce in the chest, Tajiri kicks Deuce in the back. Muta and Tajiri pose and go to kick Deuce in the head. Deuce ducks and Tajiri and Muta kick each others shin. Domino runs back into the ring and tosses Tajiri out of the ring. Domino helps Deuce help and Deuce and Domino both irish whip Muta. Muta handsprings off of the ropes and hits both Deuce and Domino with a handspring elbow. The crowd cheers*
Crew: Muta getting the best of Deuce and Domino with an impressive counter. Using a signature move of both Muta and Tajiri
Havoc(his head set off): That crazy son of a bitch kicked me in the jaw.
Crew: Too bad he didn't break it
Havoc (his head set back on): Shut up! I should press charges against that bunghole.
Crew: You brought it upon yourself.
Havoc: Aggravated assault!
* Muta grabs Deuces hair and throws Deuce into the corner. Muta climbs onto the second rope and starts punching Deuce, the crowd counting along. At five, Domino grabs Mutas foot and tries to pull Muta down. Muta pushes Domino backwards. Muta climbs to the top rope and hits Domino with a moonsault. The crowd cheers.*
Crew: And another impressive counter from the Great Muta.
*When Muta stands, Deuce runs towards him and clotheslines Muta. The crowd boos, Deuce taunts them. Tajiri sneaks back into the ring. Deuce turns around, Tajiri tries to kick Deuce in the gut, but Deuce grabs Tajiri's foot and spins him around. Domino kicks Tajiri in the gut and hits a DDT. Deuce tosses Tajiri out of the ring. Domino picks Muta up and snapmares Muta into a seated position. Deuce backs up, looks at Muta. Deuce hits the ropes. When Deuce gets closer, Muta spits the green mist at Deuce, the crowd cheers. Muta rolls out of the way, Deuce runs into Domino, knocking Domino out of the ring. Deuce falls onto his ass, Tajiri climbs back onto the apron, Muta tags Tajiri in. Deuce rolls onto one knee, Muta hits the ropes and hits Deuce with a shining wizard. Muta holds Deuce up, hes now on both knees,Tajiri walks in front of Deuce and hits Deuce with the Buzzsaw Kick. Tajiri covers Deuce, Muta stops Domino from getting back in. Tajiri gets the three. The crowd cheers.*
Palmer: Here are your winners by pinfall , Tajiri and the Great Muta.
*They bow and leave.*
Crew: Impressive win. Hopefully we get to see more of theses two teams.
Havoc: This win should be taken away for hitting an unlicensed wrestler.
Crew: Whatever you say.
* It cuts to a split screen showing the Hardys and the MCMG preparing for their match*
Crew: There you see the next two teams in this invitational . A dream match if I've ever heard one.
*Hardys music begins playing, the crowd cheer and boo loud*
Palmer: Introducing the first team in match three from Cameron, North Carolina , weighing in at a combined 451lbs, Jeff and Matt, the Hardy Boys.
*The crowd cheers at Jeffs name and boos at Matts. The Hardys come out, Matt holding up the V1 sign and Jeff dances and runs down to the ring and slides in and poses on the top rope. The crowd cheer. Matt comes in a few seconds later, he stands on the second and third rope, and poses, the cheers become boos. The MCMG music begins playing the boos become cheers once again.*
Palmer: Introducing their opponents from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at a combined 420lbs, the Motor City Machine Guns
*The Guns pose as the crowd cheers. Both Shelly and Sabin bow towards the Hardys as they get closer to the ring. The Guns climb onto the second rope and pose before climbing to the top rope. Shelly jumps at and hits Jeff with a missile dropkicks, Sabin does the same to Matt*
Crew: MCMG getting it started early here
*Both Hardys roll out of the ring and the MCMG hit the ropes and dives out at the Hardys. Matt moves, Sabin hits the floor and rolls to the announce table holding his ribs but
Shelly lands on Jeff. Matt gets into the ring and so does Shelly. Shelly turns Matt around and Matt punches Shelly. Shelly punches Matt back. Matt swings at Shelly but Shelly ducks and goes behind Matt and locks Matts waist. Shelly pushes Matt against the ropes but Matt holds on so Shelly bounces off and backwards. Matt turns to go to Shelly, but Sabin grabs Matts feet and trips Matt. Sabin gets in the ring, Shelly picks Matt up into an STO position, the crowd cheers. Sabin goes out onto the apron and jumps for a springboard dropkick. Before Sabin can jump onto the ropes, Jeff grabs Sabins legs and pulls Sabin down, jaw first into the apron. Sabin falls backwards, holding his jaw. Matt elbows Shelly and turns Shellys STO into a side effect, the crowd cheer. Jeff climbs onto the apron and then onto the top rope. Matt picks Shelly up and sets up the Twist of Fate, the crowd cheers. As Matt turns, Shelly blocks it and picks Matt up, flipping Matt over his shoulder. Matts feet land on the ropes, knocking Jeff off the top rope. Shelly pushes Matt up a little and kicks Matt in the jaw, Matt falls to the outside as the crowd cheers. Shelly picks Jeff up and locks his arm around Jeffs head, the crowd cheers, Shelly poses for the crowd and hypes them up. Jeff manages to escape ,while Shellys distracted, Jeff pushes Shelly into the turnbuckle. Shelly bounces off and backs up, holding his chest. Shelly falls to one knee, Jeff runs and jumps up to the top rope. When Shelly stands back up, Jeff hits Shelly with a Whisper in the Wind. The crowd cheers louder.*
Crew:All four men down
Havoc: Two of them at our fe- well actually only one at our feet
Crew: Yes, for those of you watching at home Chris Sabin is using our table to pull himself back up.
*The cheers get louder as Sabin stands and slowly walks to the ring and gets back on the apron, grabbing the tag rope. Shelly and Jeff start to stir, Shelly starts crawling towards Sabin. Sabin has his hand outstretched. Jeff pulls himself up using the ropes. Jeff sees Sabin trying to tag in and runs and jumps off Shellys back hitting Sabin with a flying forearm, knocking Sabin onto his ass on the apron. The crowd boos. Jeff rolls onto one knees and looks around at the crowd. Jeff grits his teeth and sees Matt heading for the Hardys corner.*
Havoc: The crowd seemingly turning on Jeff.
*Jeff pulls Shelly to the Hardys corner and tags in Matt. Jeff rolls Shelly onto his back and holds Shellys legs up. Matt climbs to the top rope. Before either can do anything, Sabin runs in and jumps onto the top rope, and hurricanranas Matt off it and over Shelly. The crowd cheers. Jeff lets go of Shellys legs and kicks a bent over Sabin in the face, knocking Sabin backwards*
Crew: Well the MCMG mounting a short comeback
*Sabins nose is bleeding, Jeff grabs Sabins hair and tights and tosses Sabin out of the ring. A smattering of boos from the crowd. Jeff looks around a little stunned, before going back to Shelly, whose now sitting in the corner. When Jeff gets close enough, Shelly pushes himself up and kicks Jeff in the gut. Jeff backs up a little falling to one knee. Shelly pulls himself to his feet and runs out of the corner and hits Jeff with a shining wizard. The crowd cheering louder. Jeff holds his head and rolls onto the apron, Shelly runs towards the other corner where Matt has pulled himself up. Matt throws his foot up, hitting Shelly in the face. Shelly grabs his mouth bending over and Matt climbs onto the second rope and jumps. But before Matt can hit an elbow, Sabin pulls Shelly out of the ring. Matt lands on his feet and limps a little , rubbing his knee. He hops over to the ropes and leans on them. Both Shelly and Sabin get into the ring. They irish whip Matt and try to for a double clothesline but Matt ducks and slides out of the ring. As the Guns turn around, Jeff springs off of the top rope and hits a double clothesline, the crowd cheering. Jeff walks to ropes and holds up the Hardy hand sign, the cheering gets louder. Matt slides into the ring.*
Havoc: Has the ref done anything?
Crew: No and I can't blame him. Would you wanna risk getting in the middle of this with all four men going 100 mph?
Havoc:..true
*Matt and Jeff pick up Sabin and hit a double suplex. The crowd cheering, Shelly crawls to the closet corner and sits. Jeff gets up and goes over and stomps Shelly until the ref counts to four. Jeff then grabs the top rope, hops onto and off the second rope hitting a dropkick on Shelly. Jeff kneels on one knee, panting, staring at Shelly. He gets up and kicks Shelly four times and after the fourth one, he starts to choke Shelly with his foot, the crowd booing loud. The ref counts to three and Matt pulls Jeff off. Jeff spins around, and runs his hand through his hair and squats, Matt goes over and puts his hand on Jeff shoulder and leans down. The camera picks up their conversation*
Matt: You ok man?
*silence*
Matt: Jeff are you ok?
Jeff:...yeah man, I-I'm fine.
*As Matt turns to go to Shelly, Jeff hops up and spins Matt around and kicks Matt in the gut and hits a Twist of Fate, the crowd gasps. Jeff leans open mouthed against the ropes and looks at his brother laying in the middle of the ring, the crowd silent.*
Crew: I-I'm stunned
Havoc: So is everybody else, Jeff included.
Crew: Holy, oh my God, what was he thinking?
Havoc: I don't even think he knows
*Jeff stares at Matt as Sabin runs into the ring and at Jeff. Sabin dropkicks Jeff out of the ring. Shelly runs out of the corner and covers Matt for the three. The ref rings the bell, and holds the MCMG hands up. Their music plays as a small smattering of cheers start in the crowd.*
*Jeff sits against the guardrail, holding his jaw. As the Guns get out of the ring,they look at Jeff and turn and walks backstage. The camera focuses on Jeff staring into the ring, the crowd booing.*
Crew: I can't believe what we just saw
*Jeff slowly stands up and starts walking backwards ,Matt slowly starts to stir. Jeff walks halfway up the aisle and stops and squats, his hair in his face. Matt rolls onto his stomach, and looks at Jeff, shocked. Jeff stands up, and walks backstage.*
*The camera cuts to the back, the Road Warriors standing somewhere in the building.*
Camera man: Hawk, Animal, you're going against two big men with a similar style to yourself, are you prepared?
Hawk: Wellll, we're always prepared for a fight, and thats all this will be is a fight. And after we're done with Hansen and Brody even their mothers won't love thier faces
*Hawk turns and leaves. Animal growls "Ohhh what a rush" and follows Hawk. It cuts to Bruiser Brody and Stan Hansen sitting in the locker room.*
Camera man 2: Well may I ask you guys about your strategy going into this match?
Hansen: Strategy huh?
*He slaps Brody on the shoulder. Brody stands up.*
Hansen: Watch this.
*The camera follows Brody, walking to the locker across from where he was sitting, the locker closed. Brody runs and hits the locker with a big boot, leaving an indent in the door. Brody turns to the camera*
Brody: Thats our strategy.
*Him and Hansen leave. The camera pans to Nick Crew and Havoc*
Crew: Well while we all try to make sense of what just happened, lets move on to our main event for day one. Another big time dream match
*Havoc takes his headset off and starts to leave*
Crew: Where the hell do you think you're going?
*The camera picks up Havocs voice*
Havoc: I got kicked in the face earlier, I'm not taking a chance with whatever those four brutes could do to me
*The familiar roar of "Ohhh what a rush" goes over the p.a. as the Road Warriors music starts. Havoc runs backstage as the Warriors come out, the crowd cheering loud.*
Palmer: The following is the main event, introducing first from Chicago, Illinois,weighing in at a combined 575lbs, Animal, Hawk, the Road Warriors.
*Animal and Hawk decked out in red and black pants and spiked shoulder pads. Animal raises one arm, the crowd cheers, Hawk and Animal get in the ring. Both climb to the
second rope and pose. The cheering gets louder*
Crew: Well the Ro- wait a minute.
*The camera cuts to the ring, Brody and Hansen are sliding into the ring. Hansen,wearing a vest and cowboy hat, throws the hat off,LOD throw the shoulder pads and both teams start trading punches with each other. The cheering getting louder. Palmer gets out of the ring, the bell rings.*
Crew: Well its already getting under way here folks
*Brody boots Hawk to the outside.*
Crew: Well Hawk being kicked out of the ring,early here and here comes Brody.
*Brody gets out of the side of the ring and goes over to Hawk. Hawk kicks Brody in the stomach and clubs Brodys back a few times. Brody bent over, punches Hawk in the gut, and pushes Hawk into the announce table, back first. Brody pulls Hawk closer, and places Hawk back first against the ring apron. Brody, hooking his arm under Hawks arm and holding Hawks head, tosses Hawk over the announce table. Nick Crew rushing out of the way. Hawk flies over the table into the chairs, the crowd cheering louder.*
Crew*headset off*: Jesus
*It cuts to the ring, Hansens vest is still on. Animal has the upper hand, shoulder thrusting Hansen in the corner. After ten thrusts, Animal whips Hansen hard into the opposite corner. Animal runs and hits a clothesline to Hansen. The camera cuts just in time to catch Brody flipping the announce table over to the side, and punching Hawk, whose leaning on the guardrail, in the small of the back. Hawk starts to walk away, Brody turns Hawk around, grabs Hawks head and smashes Hawks face against the apron. Hawk springs up, and does the same to Brody, Brody springs up and him and Hawk stand face-to-face. Brody and Hawk start trading punches, the camera moves a little, Animal scoops slam Hansen and leaves the ring. Brody is choking Hawk against the guardrail, Animal comes up behind Brody and double axe handles Brody in between the back of the shoulders. Brody doesn't let go of Hawk and Animal punches Brody in the ribs, Brody still doesn't break, Animal kicks Brody in the ribs hard, and Brody lets go and turns to Animal. Animal punches Brody a few times. Brody rakes Animals eyes and gets into the ring, the crowd booing and cheering at the same time. Crew returns to his seat*
Crew: Apologies folks. This match is exactly what Hawk predicted and thats a fight.
*Hansen starts to stand up, Animal looks around and slides into the ring.*
Crew: Not sure if thats the smartest move on Animals part.
*Animal runs as do Brody and Hansen, Animal jumps a little and takes both down with a double shoulder tackle.*
Crew: Nevermind
*Both Brody and Hansen stand and Animal starts clubbing Brody's back, backing Brody into the corner, Hawk pulls Hansen out of the ring and throws Hansen shoulder first into the guardrail. Hawk walks over to the table and flips it back onto both legs, the crowd cheers. Hawk starts to pose. Hansen runs up and shoulder tackles Hawk, from the side, Hawk goes hip first into the guardrail. Hansen starts hitting Hawk in the ribs with stiff punches. Hansen climbs onto the guardrail, wobbling a little.*
Crew: Hansen in unfamiliar territory, about to do God knows what.
*Hansen pulls Hawks head in between his legs, and picks up Hawk in a powerbomb position. Hansen turns and powerbombs Hawk through the table, Hansen falls off the guardrail onto his feet. The crowd cheering louder. *
Crew: ...holy crap
*Hansen holds his arm up, the cheers continue. Hansen slides into the ring. Brody has switched places with Animal, Brody laying into Animal with kicks and Hansen joins Brody. Animal punches Brody stiffly in the ribs and kicks Hansen in the gut but Hansen catches Animals leg and throws it down and tries for a standing lariat. Animal ducks it, and clotheslines Hansen over the top rope, the crowd cheering. Animal and Brody start trading stiff punches. Brody kicks Animal in the gut and hits a suplex. The crowd cheers and Brody drags Animal into the middle of the ring and hits the ropes. Animal springs up and as Brody gets closer, Animal hits Brody with a powerslam ,the crowd cheering. *
Crew: Well Animal doing a damn good job of being a one man wrecking crew. Hawk still down over here.
*Hansen runs into the ring and towards Animal. Animal bends over and hits Hansen with a back body drop. Animal poses, Hansen slowly rolls back to his feet, and waits for Animal to turn around. As Animal turns around, Hansen runs and hits a Western Lariat on Animal.The crowd cheers, as Hansen covers Animal.*
Ref: One...two...
*Hawk runs in and breaks up the pin, the crowd going nuts. Hawk lays into Hansen until Brody picks Hawk up. He hits Hawk with a one armed body slam and goes over to the corner and reaches out of the ring.*
Crew: What has he got up his sleeve?
*Brody stands up holding up Hansens cowbell.*
Crew: They brought a cowbell to the ring!?
*The ref tries to get Brody to get rid of the cowbell. Brody doesn't listen and rushes towards Hawk, who is slowly standing up. Brody rears back and swings at Hawk with the
bell. Hawk ducks, Brody hits Hansen in the nose and knocks Hansen out of the ring. Animal picks Brody up in an electric chair drop position, the crowds cheers loud. Brody punches Animal a few times. Hawk has climbed to the top rope. Animal tries to move into a Doomsday Device position, but Brody punches Animal a few times and Animal wobbles forward enough for Brody to hit Hawk with the cowbell. Hawk falls to the outside. The ref calls for the bell, the crowd cheers and boos. Brody hits Animal until Animal puts Brody down. Hansen,bleeding from the nose, runs back into the ring and hits Animal with a stiff Western Lariat, the crowd booing and cheering. Brody hits the ropes and drops a knee on Animal. Hansen and Brody leave.*
Palmer: Your winners by disqualification, the Road Warriors
*Their music plays as staff check on the them. The show cuts to the parking lot, Jeff Hardy is standing alone*
Camera man: Jeff, Jeff, you attacked your own brother and cost yourself the match, what were you thinking?
*Jeff stands with his back to the camera, silent. A car pulls up and Jeff gets into the passengers side and the car drives away. The feed cuts to black.*