Post by Robert69 on Jul 3, 2015 22:07:00 GMT -5
A special one-time event (up until now) catching you up on all things AWE!
PP: AWE Owner Dana White is in the ring. Earlier on he said he had an announcement, let's see what he has to say...
CN: Maybe I'm getting that raise I asked for?
DW: I'm not one for long spiels, so let's just cut to it. Hogan, Zeb -- get your asses out here.
PP: These two can barely walk to the ring near each other without wanting to tear each other apart.
PP: Hogan and Zeb step in...
PP: And Hogan pandering to our audience watching around the World...
DW: This is not a good time for celebrating, Hogan. Trust me.
HH: Sorry, boss.
DW: I'll start with you Zeb. All I can say to you is -- I expected more respectable, honorable behavior. I'm disappointed.
DW: But you, Hogan. You know how this industry goes. I hired you because of your accrued knowledge for this business over the past few decades.
DW: As of right now, you both are suspended until after Summer Blockbuster Wrestle-stravaganza.
HH: WHAT!?!?
CN: No way, bro!
PP: Oh my God!
HH: Give me that...
HH: Are you out of your mind? You come into my business, and start a promotion. You have the good sense to put me on your payroll, and now you're suspending me before your first pay-per-view? Who the hell is going to run Raucous? Or even Fierce, I guess? Not you!?
DW: Give. Me. The. Mic. No Hogan. Not me. But let me explain this to you...
DW: You ever snatch something out of my hand again, I'll break your arm. Then I'll fire you.
As for your replacement for both shows, and the Pay-Per-View?...this individual will be the interim GM...
PP: IT CAN'T BE!!!
CN: It's him! It's him, Plucky! It's "The Bad Guy"! Hey, yo!
PP: I see that, Chip. Are you a fan?
CN: WHO ISN'T!?!?
DW: It seems you both know who this gentleman is. So I'm going to leave you to work things out.
DW: Razor -- have fun.
PP: Hulk seems excited. He and Razor have a long history.
PP: Oh, no! Razor with a kick to the mid section of Zeb.
PP: He's got him up! Razor, don't do this!
CN: DO IT!
PP: And he plants Zeb. That's terrible. This is a screw job by Hogan it seems.
PP: I'm not impressed. This is disgusting. This can't be what Mr. White wanted...
CN: I think it's awesome.
PP: Of course, you do.
PP: Wait, Razor's turning on Hogan!
CN: Yeah, do it!
PP: You really are inconsistent Chip.
CN: Shut up! It's Razor!
PP: Razor's got Hogan up for the Razor's Edge...
PP: And down with authority! Razor is here in AWE, and this is now his show!
CN: Stand tall, Razor! WE LOVE YOU!
PP: This is what we leave you with, for tonight! It's been a hell of an episode! See you next time!
PP: AWE Owner Dana White is in the ring. Earlier on he said he had an announcement, let's see what he has to say...
CN: Maybe I'm getting that raise I asked for?
DW: I'm not one for long spiels, so let's just cut to it. Hogan, Zeb -- get your asses out here.
PP: These two can barely walk to the ring near each other without wanting to tear each other apart.
PP: Hogan and Zeb step in...
PP: And Hogan pandering to our audience watching around the World...
DW: This is not a good time for celebrating, Hogan. Trust me.
HH: Sorry, boss.
DW: I'll start with you Zeb. All I can say to you is -- I expected more respectable, honorable behavior. I'm disappointed.
DW: But you, Hogan. You know how this industry goes. I hired you because of your accrued knowledge for this business over the past few decades.
DW: As of right now, you both are suspended until after Summer Blockbuster Wrestle-stravaganza.
HH: WHAT!?!?
CN: No way, bro!
PP: Oh my God!
HH: Give me that...
HH: Are you out of your mind? You come into my business, and start a promotion. You have the good sense to put me on your payroll, and now you're suspending me before your first pay-per-view? Who the hell is going to run Raucous? Or even Fierce, I guess? Not you!?
DW: Give. Me. The. Mic. No Hogan. Not me. But let me explain this to you...
DW: You ever snatch something out of my hand again, I'll break your arm. Then I'll fire you.
As for your replacement for both shows, and the Pay-Per-View?...this individual will be the interim GM...
PP: IT CAN'T BE!!!
CN: It's him! It's him, Plucky! It's "The Bad Guy"! Hey, yo!
PP: I see that, Chip. Are you a fan?
CN: WHO ISN'T!?!?
DW: It seems you both know who this gentleman is. So I'm going to leave you to work things out.
DW: Razor -- have fun.
PP: Hulk seems excited. He and Razor have a long history.
PP: Oh, no! Razor with a kick to the mid section of Zeb.
PP: He's got him up! Razor, don't do this!
CN: DO IT!
PP: And he plants Zeb. That's terrible. This is a screw job by Hogan it seems.
PP: I'm not impressed. This is disgusting. This can't be what Mr. White wanted...
CN: I think it's awesome.
PP: Of course, you do.
PP: Wait, Razor's turning on Hogan!
CN: Yeah, do it!
PP: You really are inconsistent Chip.
CN: Shut up! It's Razor!
PP: Razor's got Hogan up for the Razor's Edge...
PP: And down with authority! Razor is here in AWE, and this is now his show!
CN: Stand tall, Razor! WE LOVE YOU!
PP: This is what we leave you with, for tonight! It's been a hell of an episode! See you next time!
