Post by MadDogJoe on May 19, 2016 22:33:55 GMT -5
Extreme Rules – 5/19/16
Pre-Show Panel: Renee Young, Booker T, Jerry “The King” Lalwer, & Shawn Michaels
*Renee Young makes her debut tonight on the pre-show panel. HBK is tonight’s guest as a fomer 2 time Elimination Chamber winner in my federation.
Pre-Show:
Mean Gene Okerlund invites Shane McMahon to the ring. Extreme Authority co-leader Shane McMahon calls out the moderators of this forum. Shane criticizes the mods for locking threads before the WWE Universe has time to comment on the shows. Shane says that this is unacceptable under the new era and this process ends tonight! Mean Gene thanks Shane for his time.
As the network is promoted, Jerry “The King” Lawler enters the ring. Lawler explains that he is here to interview the other leader of the Extreme Authority, Paul Heyman. Brock Lesnar’s song hits. Surprisingly, Brock Lesnar joins Heyman for this interview. (We were not expecting to see Brock until tonight’s main event). Lawler, a bit thrown off by The Beast asks Paul Heyman if Brock likes his chances on defeating 5 other superstars in tonight’s main event. Brock interrupts Lawler. “We are not here for games Jerry. Tonight, I will destroy my opponents in the Elimination Chamber. Just like this...” Brock picks up Lawler and hits him with an F5. Lesnar & Heyman leave the ring.
Back at the pre-show table, guest Shawn Michaels asks for someone to check on Lawler and questions if The King will be able to rejoin them tonight. Booker T tells HBK, “It is doubtful.” Renee Young adds, “With a question like that by Lawler, he honestly had that coming.
Switching gears, Young asks HBK what is at stake in tonight’s Elimination Chamber. Michaels says a win tonight can cement a legacy forever. HBK adds that tonight’s winner will be talked about forever, much like another guy he knows. (Michaels points to himself). Young concludes her segment with HBK by taking us down to ringside.
Announce Team: Michael Hayes, JBL & RVD
Ring Announcer: Lilian Garcia
Michael Hayes says that we go from Renee Young to Darren Young now. JBL calls it a smooth transition. RVD calls it an awful transition, but adds that he is only here right now because Paul Heyman is in charge.
Darren Young def. Heath Slater with about 5 singapore cane shots in a No DQ match to end the pre-show.
EXTREME RULES:
I Quit Match for the United States Championship: Rusev def. Big Show to retain the US Title. These 2 monsters battled from the ring, to the stage, all the way up the ramp. Rusev kicked Big Show off the stage and Show fell through several tables. Show said, “I Quit” when Rusev stood at the end of the stage and threatened to drop a cinder block on top of him.
Kane came out next. Ready for his Falls Count Anywhere Match with Stardust. The crazy Stardust came out to remind Kane what today’s date is. It is May 19th of course. Kane when mad, nearly killing Stardust in this match. After very little offense from Stardust, Kane tombstoned Stardust on top of the announce table and pinned him to win this match.
NXT General Manager William Regal comes out to the ring. He says this week on NXT, there will be an NXT Championship Match as Tyler Breeze defends the title against Finn Balor. Regal says that unfortunately, in this upcoming womens 3 way dance, Emma will be unable to compete due to injury. Regal says that he has found a suitable replacement however, and Eva Marie will have an opportunity to shine instead. Kevin Owens song hits.
Kevin Owens comes out and declares this entire company a joke. “No one wants to see Balor get a title shot, Regal. Demanding, “that’s my title shot.” And Eva Marie? “Are you serious. Regal tells Owens to relax. Mr. Regal claims that he has another opponent in mind for Owens on NXT this week. Suddenly, squatting on the top rope is a masked luchador. It’s Kalisto! Owens turns to leave the ring, but Kalisto hits Owens with a Cross Body off the top rope. Kalisto grabs the microphone from Regal. Kalisto tells Owens, “You are a bully Owens. And this week on NXT, I am going to beat you.” Kalisto & Regal do the Lucha Dragons taunt as Owens leaves cowardly.
3 Way Dance: Charlotte made Eva Marie submit to the Figure 8 in rather quick fashion.
Charlotte def. Natalya with Natural Selection to win the match.
Womens Championship Match: Paige def. Charlotte with RamPaige to retain the championship
The New Day comes out to announce their big surprise. Big E says that BECAUSE of New Day’s recent success, the Extreme Authority has declared the New Day the No. 1 Contenders for the W-W-E World Tag Team Championships! The New Day is so excited. Xavier Woods says, “Which is why I took the liberty of inserting ourselves into tonight’s TLC match for the tag team titles.” At the same time, Kofi & Big E look at Woods and say, “You did what?” Big E sandwhiches himself in between Kofi & Xavier as it looks like Kofi is now (kind of) mad at Xavier. Roman Reigns song hits. The remaining participants come out for this match.
4-Way Tag Team TLC Match for the WWE Tag Team Championships: Dean Ambrose & Roman Reigns def. The Dudley Boyz, The Usos & The New Day when Ambrose climbed the ladder to grab the tag team championships. Reigns barely fought his family. Dudleyz took out all 3 memebers of New Day as Xavier took an early 3D through a table, Kofi got Powerbombed by Bubba through a table, and Big E got Bubba Bombed off a ladder. The Usos then beat up the Dudleyz with chairs as they fought into the fans. This allowed Ambrose & Reigns to retain the gold
Elimination Chamber Match for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship:
Brock Lesnar (w/ Paul Heyman outside the chamber) vs. John Cena vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Chris Jericho vs. Sheamus vs. Tyler Breeze
In the pods:
WWE World Heavyweight Champion Brock Lesnar
NXT Champion Tyler Breeze
Chris Jericho
Sheamus
John Cena & Dolph Ziggler start the match, putting on a wrestling clinic.
Sheamus enters to Brogue Kick Cena.
Sheamus beats down Ziggler and throws him all over the outside of the chamber.
Sheamus hits White Noise and the Celtic Cross on the chamber floor to Dolph.
Tyler runs in next to give Sheamus a Super Model Kick. Tyler drags in Dolph and gives him a 450 Splash. Tyler pins Dolph to eliminate him.
Cena recovers from the Brogue Kick and rolls up Tyler for the second elimination.
Lesnar comes in next. Lesnar & Cena have a staredown. Brock & Cena exhange blows. Sheamus tries to interfere, but is taken to Suplex City. Cena hits Sheamus with an AA, then an STF submission to eliminate the Celtic Warrior via tapout.
Chris Jericho enters the chamber last. Strangely, Cena & Brock begin to work together. Jericho tries fighting them off. Y2J tries to land a Code Breaker on Brock but Brock grabbed Jericho’s legs and tossed him through a pod.
Brock & Cena brawl again as Brock begins to dominate Cena. Jericho slowly crawls back into the ring asking for more punishment from Lesnar. Brock hits Jericho with an F5 and pins Y2J.
Cena & Brock are the final 2 competitors. JBL says “What a return this would be for Cena who hasn’t been WWE Champion in years.” Brock hits Cena in the midsection and goes for an F5 to finish Cena, but Cena counters. Cena hits an AA on Brock, then puts Lesnar in the STF in what seems like forever. Heyman is screaming at Brock outside othe chamber, begging the champion not to tap out. Suddenly we hear:
I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD…
Michael Hayes screams: “It’s Randy Orton! The Viper is here! My god I can’t believe it! JBl questions, “Yeah, but why is he here?” RVD says, “Brock is about to tap.” Orton runs down to the ring. Apparently, Orton has the key to the locked Elimination Chamber. Cena breaks the STF submission as he sees Orton trying to enter the cage. When Orton gets the chamber door open, Cena walks over to Orton who hits Cena with a thumb to the eye. Orton hops in the chamber and hits Cena with the inverted backbreaker. Orton gets in the ring, with Lesnar still down. Cena begins to crawl (after what seems like an hour) back to the ring. Orton grabs Cena in between the ropes and hits a DDT on Cena. Orton refuses to wait for Cena to get back to his feet. The Viper picks up Cena and hits him with an RKO. Orton walks over to Lesnar, picks up Brock by his waist, then tosses Brock down by Cena. Orton rolls Cena over to his back and pushes Brock on top of Cena as the ref counts 1-2-3.
Winner and Still WWE World Heavyweight Champion: Brock Lesnar as the WWE Universe sees an astonishing finish to Extreme Rules
Pre-Show Panel: Renee Young, Booker T, Jerry “The King” Lalwer, & Shawn Michaels
*Renee Young makes her debut tonight on the pre-show panel. HBK is tonight’s guest as a fomer 2 time Elimination Chamber winner in my federation.
Pre-Show:
Mean Gene Okerlund invites Shane McMahon to the ring. Extreme Authority co-leader Shane McMahon calls out the moderators of this forum. Shane criticizes the mods for locking threads before the WWE Universe has time to comment on the shows. Shane says that this is unacceptable under the new era and this process ends tonight! Mean Gene thanks Shane for his time.
As the network is promoted, Jerry “The King” Lawler enters the ring. Lawler explains that he is here to interview the other leader of the Extreme Authority, Paul Heyman. Brock Lesnar’s song hits. Surprisingly, Brock Lesnar joins Heyman for this interview. (We were not expecting to see Brock until tonight’s main event). Lawler, a bit thrown off by The Beast asks Paul Heyman if Brock likes his chances on defeating 5 other superstars in tonight’s main event. Brock interrupts Lawler. “We are not here for games Jerry. Tonight, I will destroy my opponents in the Elimination Chamber. Just like this...” Brock picks up Lawler and hits him with an F5. Lesnar & Heyman leave the ring.
Back at the pre-show table, guest Shawn Michaels asks for someone to check on Lawler and questions if The King will be able to rejoin them tonight. Booker T tells HBK, “It is doubtful.” Renee Young adds, “With a question like that by Lawler, he honestly had that coming.
Switching gears, Young asks HBK what is at stake in tonight’s Elimination Chamber. Michaels says a win tonight can cement a legacy forever. HBK adds that tonight’s winner will be talked about forever, much like another guy he knows. (Michaels points to himself). Young concludes her segment with HBK by taking us down to ringside.
Announce Team: Michael Hayes, JBL & RVD
Ring Announcer: Lilian Garcia
Michael Hayes says that we go from Renee Young to Darren Young now. JBL calls it a smooth transition. RVD calls it an awful transition, but adds that he is only here right now because Paul Heyman is in charge.
Darren Young def. Heath Slater with about 5 singapore cane shots in a No DQ match to end the pre-show.
EXTREME RULES:
I Quit Match for the United States Championship: Rusev def. Big Show to retain the US Title. These 2 monsters battled from the ring, to the stage, all the way up the ramp. Rusev kicked Big Show off the stage and Show fell through several tables. Show said, “I Quit” when Rusev stood at the end of the stage and threatened to drop a cinder block on top of him.
Kane came out next. Ready for his Falls Count Anywhere Match with Stardust. The crazy Stardust came out to remind Kane what today’s date is. It is May 19th of course. Kane when mad, nearly killing Stardust in this match. After very little offense from Stardust, Kane tombstoned Stardust on top of the announce table and pinned him to win this match.
NXT General Manager William Regal comes out to the ring. He says this week on NXT, there will be an NXT Championship Match as Tyler Breeze defends the title against Finn Balor. Regal says that unfortunately, in this upcoming womens 3 way dance, Emma will be unable to compete due to injury. Regal says that he has found a suitable replacement however, and Eva Marie will have an opportunity to shine instead. Kevin Owens song hits.
Kevin Owens comes out and declares this entire company a joke. “No one wants to see Balor get a title shot, Regal. Demanding, “that’s my title shot.” And Eva Marie? “Are you serious. Regal tells Owens to relax. Mr. Regal claims that he has another opponent in mind for Owens on NXT this week. Suddenly, squatting on the top rope is a masked luchador. It’s Kalisto! Owens turns to leave the ring, but Kalisto hits Owens with a Cross Body off the top rope. Kalisto grabs the microphone from Regal. Kalisto tells Owens, “You are a bully Owens. And this week on NXT, I am going to beat you.” Kalisto & Regal do the Lucha Dragons taunt as Owens leaves cowardly.
3 Way Dance: Charlotte made Eva Marie submit to the Figure 8 in rather quick fashion.
Charlotte def. Natalya with Natural Selection to win the match.
Womens Championship Match: Paige def. Charlotte with RamPaige to retain the championship
The New Day comes out to announce their big surprise. Big E says that BECAUSE of New Day’s recent success, the Extreme Authority has declared the New Day the No. 1 Contenders for the W-W-E World Tag Team Championships! The New Day is so excited. Xavier Woods says, “Which is why I took the liberty of inserting ourselves into tonight’s TLC match for the tag team titles.” At the same time, Kofi & Big E look at Woods and say, “You did what?” Big E sandwhiches himself in between Kofi & Xavier as it looks like Kofi is now (kind of) mad at Xavier. Roman Reigns song hits. The remaining participants come out for this match.
4-Way Tag Team TLC Match for the WWE Tag Team Championships: Dean Ambrose & Roman Reigns def. The Dudley Boyz, The Usos & The New Day when Ambrose climbed the ladder to grab the tag team championships. Reigns barely fought his family. Dudleyz took out all 3 memebers of New Day as Xavier took an early 3D through a table, Kofi got Powerbombed by Bubba through a table, and Big E got Bubba Bombed off a ladder. The Usos then beat up the Dudleyz with chairs as they fought into the fans. This allowed Ambrose & Reigns to retain the gold
Elimination Chamber Match for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship:
Brock Lesnar (w/ Paul Heyman outside the chamber) vs. John Cena vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Chris Jericho vs. Sheamus vs. Tyler Breeze
In the pods:
WWE World Heavyweight Champion Brock Lesnar
NXT Champion Tyler Breeze
Chris Jericho
Sheamus
John Cena & Dolph Ziggler start the match, putting on a wrestling clinic.
Sheamus enters to Brogue Kick Cena.
Sheamus beats down Ziggler and throws him all over the outside of the chamber.
Sheamus hits White Noise and the Celtic Cross on the chamber floor to Dolph.
Tyler runs in next to give Sheamus a Super Model Kick. Tyler drags in Dolph and gives him a 450 Splash. Tyler pins Dolph to eliminate him.
Cena recovers from the Brogue Kick and rolls up Tyler for the second elimination.
Lesnar comes in next. Lesnar & Cena have a staredown. Brock & Cena exhange blows. Sheamus tries to interfere, but is taken to Suplex City. Cena hits Sheamus with an AA, then an STF submission to eliminate the Celtic Warrior via tapout.
Chris Jericho enters the chamber last. Strangely, Cena & Brock begin to work together. Jericho tries fighting them off. Y2J tries to land a Code Breaker on Brock but Brock grabbed Jericho’s legs and tossed him through a pod.
Brock & Cena brawl again as Brock begins to dominate Cena. Jericho slowly crawls back into the ring asking for more punishment from Lesnar. Brock hits Jericho with an F5 and pins Y2J.
Cena & Brock are the final 2 competitors. JBL says “What a return this would be for Cena who hasn’t been WWE Champion in years.” Brock hits Cena in the midsection and goes for an F5 to finish Cena, but Cena counters. Cena hits an AA on Brock, then puts Lesnar in the STF in what seems like forever. Heyman is screaming at Brock outside othe chamber, begging the champion not to tap out. Suddenly we hear:
I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD…
Michael Hayes screams: “It’s Randy Orton! The Viper is here! My god I can’t believe it! JBl questions, “Yeah, but why is he here?” RVD says, “Brock is about to tap.” Orton runs down to the ring. Apparently, Orton has the key to the locked Elimination Chamber. Cena breaks the STF submission as he sees Orton trying to enter the cage. When Orton gets the chamber door open, Cena walks over to Orton who hits Cena with a thumb to the eye. Orton hops in the chamber and hits Cena with the inverted backbreaker. Orton gets in the ring, with Lesnar still down. Cena begins to crawl (after what seems like an hour) back to the ring. Orton grabs Cena in between the ropes and hits a DDT on Cena. Orton refuses to wait for Cena to get back to his feet. The Viper picks up Cena and hits him with an RKO. Orton walks over to Lesnar, picks up Brock by his waist, then tosses Brock down by Cena. Orton rolls Cena over to his back and pushes Brock on top of Cena as the ref counts 1-2-3.
Winner and Still WWE World Heavyweight Champion: Brock Lesnar as the WWE Universe sees an astonishing finish to Extreme Rules
