Post by Dr. Mantis Toboggan MD on Jun 27, 2016 20:13:25 GMT -5
Toboggan is on the way to his local “totally legal” drug “supplier”. However, as he goes passed the local pharmacy, he notices that a new pharmacist is working the front counter. Toboggan realizes it would be a lot cheaper to go to the pharmacy under a guise (as there is a sign saying not to serve him inside the pharmacy) and use one of the many insurance cards he has “borrowed” from some of his “patients”.
Toboggan puts on a black turtleneck, black pants, and a white wig before adopting the alias of “Ongo Gablogian”. As he was putting on his disguise, he had Matt write up his “shopping list” into prescriptions. Although he originally exiled Matt, after Matt failed to follow orders and got himself paralyzed from the waist down, he decided to let him back in if he promised to shave his head and start going by Charles. Toboggan goes back to the pharmacy with the prescriptions in hand.
Pharmacist: What can I do for you today, sir?
Toboggan: I need you to fill these prescriptions for me.
Pharmacist: Alrighty, could you please give me your prescriptions?
Toboggan: Sure thing.
Toboggan hands the pharmacist the prescriptions. The pharmacists starts entering the prescriptions into the pharmacy’s computer. All is going well until he gets to the the final two prescriptions.
Pharmacist: Mister?.....
Toboggan: Ongo, Ongo Gablogian. Oh, and it is Mystery Gablogian because I am artsy fartsy and genderfluid, you cis scum.
Pharmacist: Well alright Mre. Gablogian, or whatever you choose to go by, I am going to have to ask you who and where did you get these prescriptions from?
Gablogian/Toboggan: Why is that?
Pharmacist: Well first of all, we can’t find a signature to match a doctor in our system. Secondly, these last two prescriptions are very strange
Gablogian/Toboggan: What do you mean?
Pharmacist: Well one of these is for Phencyclidine, better known as PCP, and the second is for “More Cowbell”. Now why would you need those?
Gablogian/Toboggan: Well you see……
Pharmacist: Wait a minute, you look familiar……
Gablogian/Toboggan: [nervously chuckling] Actually, I have to go, today is shampoo day.
Pharmacist: Wait, you’re the guy on the sign. Get back here!!!!!
Toboggan scuffles away, leaving empty handed, but unharmed. He makes his way back to his humble abode. Toboggan storms in furiously and starts launching things at Charles.
Charles: Woah, woah, what the hell are you doing?!?!?
Toboggan: What the sh*t were those last two prescriptions?!?!?
Charles: Which ones?
Toboggan: PCP and more Cowbell!
Charles: They were tongue in cheek jokes about your upcoming match. It was just a prank, bro. Why didn't you look at them before hand?
Toboggan stops hurling things at Charles before continuing the conversation.
Toboggan: Because I didn't think you'd pull something stupid again. And what match?
Charles: The three way you have at Exodus against the Mr. Strong Style and the Cow Man.
Toboggan: When the hell did I sign up for that?
Charles: I don't know, probably after your last drug cocktail “adventure”.
Toboggan: Against who?
Charles: Uhhhhh, Makoto Nishiyama and Brandon Bison.
Toboggan: [chuckling] Those were some pretty good jokes, I guess. I should, uhhhhh, I guess I should probably start training or some sh*t for this then…….
Charles: Yeah, probably.
Toboggan picks up his shotgun and cocks it.
Toboggan: Well then, get out.
Charles: Wait, why?
Toboggan: No distractions, I must have full concentration.
Charles: Where am I supposed to go?
Toboggan: I don't know, the basement? Either way, get moving, don't make me get the toe knife.
After training for a while (chasing around the chickens used in his entrance), Toboggan starts contemplating a few things.
Toboggan: Ugh, these two are going to be a pain in the ass. I'm gonna have to let those two bozos take each other out before I strike. Luckily, triple threat rules will allow me cheat like there is no tomorrow. I'm also gonna have to deal that McMann jackass. Who does he think he is mocking me in such a way? Sure, he's won a few titles, but I am a doctor, dammit!!!! We'll see how manly he is when I have him did up his mom, get addicted to crack, or some other sh*t. Man, I’m gonna need a lot of drugs for that.
Toboggan puts on a black turtleneck, black pants, and a white wig before adopting the alias of “Ongo Gablogian”. As he was putting on his disguise, he had Matt write up his “shopping list” into prescriptions. Although he originally exiled Matt, after Matt failed to follow orders and got himself paralyzed from the waist down, he decided to let him back in if he promised to shave his head and start going by Charles. Toboggan goes back to the pharmacy with the prescriptions in hand.
Pharmacist: What can I do for you today, sir?
Toboggan: I need you to fill these prescriptions for me.
Pharmacist: Alrighty, could you please give me your prescriptions?
Toboggan: Sure thing.
Toboggan hands the pharmacist the prescriptions. The pharmacists starts entering the prescriptions into the pharmacy’s computer. All is going well until he gets to the the final two prescriptions.
Pharmacist: Mister?.....
Toboggan: Ongo, Ongo Gablogian. Oh, and it is Mystery Gablogian because I am artsy fartsy and genderfluid, you cis scum.
Pharmacist: Well alright Mre. Gablogian, or whatever you choose to go by, I am going to have to ask you who and where did you get these prescriptions from?
Gablogian/Toboggan: Why is that?
Pharmacist: Well first of all, we can’t find a signature to match a doctor in our system. Secondly, these last two prescriptions are very strange
Gablogian/Toboggan: What do you mean?
Pharmacist: Well one of these is for Phencyclidine, better known as PCP, and the second is for “More Cowbell”. Now why would you need those?
Gablogian/Toboggan: Well you see……
Pharmacist: Wait a minute, you look familiar……
Gablogian/Toboggan: [nervously chuckling] Actually, I have to go, today is shampoo day.
Pharmacist: Wait, you’re the guy on the sign. Get back here!!!!!
Toboggan scuffles away, leaving empty handed, but unharmed. He makes his way back to his humble abode. Toboggan storms in furiously and starts launching things at Charles.
Charles: Woah, woah, what the hell are you doing?!?!?
Toboggan: What the sh*t were those last two prescriptions?!?!?
Charles: Which ones?
Toboggan: PCP and more Cowbell!
Charles: They were tongue in cheek jokes about your upcoming match. It was just a prank, bro. Why didn't you look at them before hand?
Toboggan stops hurling things at Charles before continuing the conversation.
Toboggan: Because I didn't think you'd pull something stupid again. And what match?
Charles: The three way you have at Exodus against the Mr. Strong Style and the Cow Man.
Toboggan: When the hell did I sign up for that?
Charles: I don't know, probably after your last drug cocktail “adventure”.
Toboggan: Against who?
Charles: Uhhhhh, Makoto Nishiyama and Brandon Bison.
Toboggan: [chuckling] Those were some pretty good jokes, I guess. I should, uhhhhh, I guess I should probably start training or some sh*t for this then…….
Charles: Yeah, probably.
Toboggan picks up his shotgun and cocks it.
Toboggan: Well then, get out.
Charles: Wait, why?
Toboggan: No distractions, I must have full concentration.
Charles: Where am I supposed to go?
Toboggan: I don't know, the basement? Either way, get moving, don't make me get the toe knife.
After training for a while (chasing around the chickens used in his entrance), Toboggan starts contemplating a few things.
Toboggan: Ugh, these two are going to be a pain in the ass. I'm gonna have to let those two bozos take each other out before I strike. Luckily, triple threat rules will allow me cheat like there is no tomorrow. I'm also gonna have to deal that McMann jackass. Who does he think he is mocking me in such a way? Sure, he's won a few titles, but I am a doctor, dammit!!!! We'll see how manly he is when I have him did up his mom, get addicted to crack, or some other sh*t. Man, I’m gonna need a lot of drugs for that.
