I'm transferring my World Heavyweight Championship
Aug 21, 2016 2:22:21 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2016 2:22:21 GMT -5
Michael Cole: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to WF Monday Night Raw! We are live from the Staples Centre in Los Angeles, California!
Michael Cole: Wait a minute.....can it be? It is!
Byron Saxton: Wow!
JBL: SHUT UP BYRON, WE ARE IN THE PRESENCE OF A FORMER WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
Michael Cole: A former World Heavyweight Champion, but why is he wearing the championship around his waist?
JBL: We're about to find out Maggle!
Arrow: Ladies and gentlemen, I am here tonight as your REIGNING AND DEFENDING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! You see, 3 years ago I "relinquished" my World Heavyweight Championship due to a "retirement". HOWEVER! It was not ME who relinquished this heavyweight championship of the world. I was brainwashed by my sworn enemy, ScottyWoo! Just like Captain America, I was BRAINWASHED! Cap would never say Hail Hydra, and I would never have relinquished MY World Heavyweight Championship. Which is why none of those reigns that happened after me, they didn't count. Not a single one. THEY ARE ALL VOID OF ANY TRUE MEANING. Which is why I am STILLLLLL YOUR REIGNING, DEFENDING, 3 YEAR RUNNING, HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDD! And as your 3 year running World Heavyweight Champion, that means I am OFFICIALLY the longest reigning World Heavyweight Champion. Which is why, as of right now, I will officially be transferring my World Heavyweight Championship to my good friend, "The Living Legend" Duttanized!
Michael Cole: OH MY JBL! IT'S THE DUTT! OH MY! OH MY!
JBL: I LOVE IT MAGGLE, THE DUTT HAS RETURNED TO MONDAY NIGHT RAW!
Byron: Wow!
JBL: SHUT UP BYRON I HOPE YOU GET STABBED IN THE FOREHEAD!
Dutt: FINALLY, THE DUTT HAS COME BACK TO LOS ANGELES!
Arrow: My good friend, The Dutt! I have something for you! I have a World Heavyweight Championship I wish to transfer to you! Photographers, please take photographs of this monumental moment!
JBL: The Dutt is finally getting a World Championship that he so deserves!
Arrow: Now that you have this World Heavyweight Championship transferred over to you, I believe we have business to deal with. You are a PROFESSOR, are you not?
Dutt: Yes, yes I am.
Arrow: And as a professor, if I transfer you a World Heavyweight Championship, will I be able to receive "Championship Candies" that'll allow me to evolve said championship?
Dutt: That is correct. Here you go my friend.
Arrow: Ahhh! Splendid! Enough candies to evolve this World Championship into.....into....
*Arrow removes his shirt, reveals a new World Championship around his waist*
Arrow: A SUPREME WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!
JBL: WE HAVE A NEW SUPREME WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! HAHA I LOVE IT MAGGLE!
Byron Saxton: Wow.
*JBL gets up, walks over to grab a steel chair, walks back to Byron, and begins to mercilessly beat him with the chair*