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Post by CM Poor: DeepFigureValue on Jan 17, 2017 13:07:54 GMT -5
Deadline's passed bruh - unless that sh*t's written into your contract. I just spat on my screen you harsh c*nt. :shrug: Hopefully you'll return the courtesy of cleaning up, following my having done so after spitting the truth several hours earlier.
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Post by Prophet of Ash on Jan 17, 2017 18:50:32 GMT -5
so just like I did for the Superbrawl that never happened, I partially finished a dry run roleplay for the battle royal. The battle royal didn't intimidate me, especially with Hugh Jass being the only one participating, but I don't think I can keep up with the schedule needed for the tournament. So here's the scraps of my dry run roleplay; It's like they sent me a Fed Ex invitation to my front door and said “Hey, come back, we miss you”. Actually, they did. See, clerical errors and all actually SENT ME an open invitation for this battle royal, because I apparently never got removed from the WFWF mailing list. So on January 17, weather permitting, I'm going to hop on my bicycle, ride the two blocks down to the United Center, and hopefully there are a lot of familiar faces who forgot they technically never got fired from the WFWF. Maybe Lincoln Dina can park his big rig out back. Maybe Andrew Carter can show up. Don't worry Andrew, I'll bring you some fresh tampons so you don't even have to worry about that embarrassing smell coming from your old soiled ones. Let's hope Jay and Kay Mayhem show up. Invite The Dragon Tony and The Bronx Bomber. Cart Out Zombie CBT. While we're in the spirit of unretiring, hopefully the man who's retired more times than everyone else in WFWF history combined, The Zmaster, shows up. Or maybe just the forgetable sea of scrubs currently inhabiting the WFWF locker room. I'd be the typical old timer and say “these kids couldn't lace up my boots” but I watched the TV show the other night and frankly, I don't think most of them could. What the is this trainers with kick pads nonsense?? First kid I see wearing those, I'm stomping his foot with all of my force and I hope I break every one of his toes. Or her. Or It. Is it called an It? This politically correct world.. It doesn't matter. Open invitation battle royal. Bring the ghosts of the past. Bring the “stars” of the future. Bring the forgettable drones of the present who somehow couldn't even make it into the top ten in that pathetic top ten list. You know what, bring Ante Whitner. I see you've got your spot, Ante, you're in the B field. Very proud of you. The B player I always knew you could be. Come on out, get yourself two spots, so you can show everyone that you're twice the loser that everyone else in the company is, Mr. Golden Opportunity. It doesn't matter. Doesn't matter who walks down that isle. Kyzer. Michael Kyzer. You wanna try your luck with me again? Broken spirit dog, biting on his best friend cause he knows he can't come after the big dog in the yard. What'd you do when you seen me at Superbrawl, Kyzer? I know you seen me and you know I know you seen me. You ducked your head and sipped on your coffee and tried not to be noticed like the fat girl playing dodgeball. You're pathetic. But come on out to the battle royal. Because Zmaster, Michael Kyzer, Ante Whitner, Devin Alexander, Bobby Hall, Tyson Watts, Benja Hart, or Johnny ing Michaels himself. It doesn't matter. I'm lacing my boots up again. Same old boots, same song and dance. Bring them all forward. One by one, they're going over the top rope. I'm the wild card. Prophet of Ash. King of Gore. Heretic Hero. Champion. Again.
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Post by Rated R on Jan 19, 2017 14:49:18 GMT -5
So me and Drakz have tomorrow pencilled in for results right now, but we so far don't have a single segment for the show beyond what I'm writing for them. If anyone has anything at all they want included on the results then get it to us in the next twelve to eighteen hours and we can slot it in to give these results some extra stuff.
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Post by King Richius on Jan 19, 2017 16:36:36 GMT -5
I had an idea for something and pitched it to another writer but didn't get a reply so, sorry, I got nothing for you this time around.
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Post by CM Poor: DeepFigureValue on Jan 19, 2017 16:54:13 GMT -5
So me and Drakz have tomorrow pencilled in for results right now, but we so far don't have a single segment for the show beyond what I'm writing for them. If anyone has anything at all they want included on the results then get it to us in the next twelve to eighteen hours and we can slot it in to give these results some extra stuff. At this time, I've got nothing that wouldn't just be overkill for the sake of a segment, so I'll withhold, but I will have plenty for the next few shows I'm sure.
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