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Post by screech on Apr 21, 2017 10:18:37 GMT -5
As the title states, t his is purely a joke thread and is not meant to be taken seriously in any way, shape or form. I made sure to put (JOKE THREAD) in the title so no one would be confused, since Jakks apparently does make WWE figures again in Asia or something. This is a continuation of a joke thread I made a while back in 2015 (before Jakks started making them again,) where I used Photoshop to show what some of our current figures might look like if Jakks had never stopped making our WWE figures all those years back. You guys seemed to really like it the last time I did this, so I figured I'd do some more for the hell of it and hopefully give you lads some laughs. I guess I should also add that this isn't trying to spark a Jakks vs. Mattel debate. My designs are intentionally over-the-top and exaggerated just for the laughs. So here it is, this is my vision of what our current lineups would look like if Jakks never lost the license to Mattel all those years back. Try to imagine a life without any Mattel Elite or Basic figures while looking at these abominations. Enjoy! Ruthless Aggression Series ?
- Chris Jericho!
- Rich Swann!
- AJ Styles!
- Mojo Rawley!
- John Cena!
- Luke Harper!
Adrenaline Series ?
- Braun Strowman vs. James Ellsworth!
- More TBA
Wrestlemania 33 Series
- Seth Rollins!
- Brock Lesnar!
- Bayley!
- Xavier Woods!
- Big E!
- Kofi Kingston!
Wrestlemania 33 2-Packs!
- The Hardy Boyz!
- Bray Wyatt vs. Randy Orton!
- Roman Reigns vs. The Undertaker!
- John Cena & Nikki Bella (Special Edition Engagement Edition)
and finally....
NXT Series 1
- Bobby Roode!
- Asuka!
- Tye Dillinger!
- Samoa Joe!
- Nikki Cross!
- Shinsuke Nakamura!
Hope you enjoyed!
(MODs/Admins, I'm posting in this board since it was allowed last time. If you need to move it, I understand.)
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Post by Lorenzo Alcazar on Apr 21, 2017 10:27:50 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2017 10:31:50 GMT -5
Disappointed you didn't do a Yokozuna mold Kevin Owens. Though that would be too accurate to be in a joke thread ;P
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Post by screech on Apr 21, 2017 10:32:47 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2017 10:40:11 GMT -5
Hmm. Still too thin to accurately portray KO. Needs bigger man boobs.
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Post by Gone. on Apr 21, 2017 10:45:44 GMT -5
At least the JAKKS asuka wouldn't look like Rosa Mendez
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Post by Mr. #1derful® on Apr 21, 2017 10:48:25 GMT -5
It will happen to Mattel too.
No way, man.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2017 10:49:26 GMT -5
OMG, Screech is back doing this, love this!
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Post by BadGirlRyleigh on Apr 21, 2017 12:10:57 GMT -5
This is inaccurate. There are no where near enough snow boots
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Post by Chody Rhodes on Apr 21, 2017 12:56:49 GMT -5
All terrible lol god I'm so glad Jakks doesnt control this contract anymore.
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Post by customania on Apr 21, 2017 13:24:26 GMT -5
All terrible lol god I'm so glad Jakks doesnt control this contract anymore. I know it's all a joke but Jakks weren't actually that bad. They produce many great figures especially in the CS line, I think some people forget how bad some Mattels have been like Rhyno, Various Daniel Bryans and Lana in DZ gear. This thread was pretty funny though but I'd like to think if Jakks still had the license they wouldn't be that awful.
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Post by Xæro #FakeCollector on Apr 21, 2017 13:28:43 GMT -5
Hmm. Still too thin to accurately portray KO. Needs bigger man boobs. Yet his wife is still smoking. KO is the real Big Hog confirmed.
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Post by Chody Rhodes on Apr 21, 2017 13:32:17 GMT -5
All terrible lol god I'm so glad Jakks doesnt control this contract anymore. I know it's all a joke but Jakks weren't actually that bad. They produce many great figures especially in the CS line, I think some people forget how bad some Mattels have been like Rhyno, Various Daniel Bryans and Lana in DZ gear. This thread was pretty funny though but I'd like to think if Jakks still had the license they wouldn't be that awful. to each his own. I never purchased a single CS figure aside Giant Gonzalez and that's only because he never got a regular Deluxe Aggressions release. I hated Jakks and will always feel the same way about their figures. When Rey Mysterio, Kane, Jeff Hardy & Batista all have the same torso, you're doing something terribly wrong. I will give them head scans and that is it. At least the thighs on mattels basics don't rub together and they have more than 3 torso molds. Were cloth goods on DA or RA even a thing back then? I remember a few CS guys with cloth goods but thats it. Been so long.
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Post by Chody Rhodes on Apr 21, 2017 13:33:52 GMT -5
Hmm. Still too thin to accurately portray KO. Needs bigger man boobs. Yet his wife is still smoking. KO is the real Big Hog confirmed. I don't get all the jokes abouy KOs weight. Hes honestly not even that big and he moves very well for a "big guy" not to mention he's usually in the most entertaining segment of the night. He's a natural on the mic and social media lol
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Post by xtremebadass on Apr 21, 2017 13:38:12 GMT -5
If we are talking about 2009 WWE Jakks Pacific then yes, yes this is incredibly accurate and it indeed hurts my eyes to look at.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2017 13:51:42 GMT -5
Hmm. Still too thin to accurately portray KO. Needs bigger man boobs. Yet his wife is still smoking. KO is the real Big Hog confirmed. Maybe she just likes Shrek.
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Post by The neferious brotha Hargrove on Apr 21, 2017 14:19:45 GMT -5
I miss jakks figures like, I miss watching TNA in 2011... not very much
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Post by Cammi Oh on Apr 21, 2017 14:20:03 GMT -5
The head on Samoa Joe is too small.
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Post by Matt Culture on Apr 21, 2017 14:25:51 GMT -5
My attempt at a joke Jakks Nia Jax
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Post by GreyHaze:Big Bad Booty Daddy on Apr 21, 2017 14:26:12 GMT -5
That bray Wyatt and Kevin Owens have me dying!
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