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Post by Lorenzo Alcazar on Sept 28, 2017 13:03:05 GMT -5
My Dad's tattoo. The 'artist' spelt Nevada as "Navada". Can't even look at it anymore. The artist was eating a Milky Way! His father has major regerts
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Post by Ben - #6 Munchie on Sept 28, 2017 19:22:46 GMT -5
I work retail so I hear stuff that makes me cringe a lot. Best one I can remember off the top of my head was when I was working the photo department (instant photo machines) and two chavvy girls were in printing photos. Standing at the counter I could hear them talking about what photos to get printed and one of them went "do you think my boyfriend would prefer this pic to masturbate (not the word used but use your imagination) over or this one?" to which she got a reply of "aye definitely that one, your arse looks so much better". I both cringed and laughed and had to leave the counter to compose myself. Did you not walk over and ask if they wanted your expert opinion? God no they were both highly unattractive
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Post by JC Motors on Sept 28, 2017 20:34:08 GMT -5
All the time
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2017 20:50:43 GMT -5
Ive read a few of them here
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Post by ~ Cymru ~ on Sept 29, 2017 0:45:53 GMT -5
Hundreds... I heard one girl say she was celebrarimg her pregnancy by having a big ol bottle of wine (lambrini for those wine connoisseurs) she went on to explain you can drink wine when pregnant just not Fodka (ussuming she meant vodka)
I was also asked by the same girl of it was okay to sleep with her step brother
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2017 3:58:19 GMT -5
Did you not walk over and ask if they wanted your expert opinion? God no they were both highly unattractive Ah, fair enough then!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2017 3:58:53 GMT -5
Hundreds... I heard one girl say she was celebrarimg her pregnancy by having a big ol bottle of wine (lambrini for those wine connoisseurs) she went on to explain you can drink wine when pregnant just not Fodka (ussuming she meant vodka) I was also asked by the same girl of it was okay to sleep with her step brother Tell me you heard this somewhere in Texas or some other redneck'y place. Please?
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Post by IRS on Sept 29, 2017 7:01:24 GMT -5
Hundreds... I heard one girl say she was celebrarimg her pregnancy by having a big ol bottle of wine (lambrini for those wine connoisseurs) she went on to explain you can drink wine when pregnant just not Fodka (ussuming she meant vodka) I was also asked by the same girl of it was okay to sleep with her step brother If I've learned anything from porn, it's that it's not only okay to sleep with her step-brother, but fairly common. Step-sister. Step-parent. Step-uncle. Step-anything really.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2017 7:07:41 GMT -5
Hundreds... I heard one girl say she was celebrarimg her pregnancy by having a big ol bottle of wine (lambrini for those wine connoisseurs) she went on to explain you can drink wine when pregnant just not Fodka (ussuming she meant vodka) I was also asked by the same girl of it was okay to sleep with her step brother If I've learned anything from porn, it's that it's not only okay to sleep with her step-brother, but fairly common. Step-sister. Step-parent. Step-uncle. Step-anything really. Especially if her first name starts with M and ends with Olly. And her last name starts with J and ends with Ane. That is how you know it will be a right incestious time.
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Post by ~ Cymru ~ on Sept 29, 2017 8:46:13 GMT -5
Hundreds... I heard one girl say she was celebrarimg her pregnancy by having a big ol bottle of wine (lambrini for those wine connoisseurs) she went on to explain you can drink wine when pregnant just not Fodka (ussuming she meant vodka) I was also asked by the same girl of it was okay to sleep with her step brother Tell me you heard this somewhere in Texas or some other redneck'y place. Please? Nope this happened on a cold dark windy night in Cardiff, Wales.
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Post by ~ Cymru ~ on Sept 29, 2017 8:47:57 GMT -5
Hundreds... I heard one girl say she was celebrarimg her pregnancy by having a big ol bottle of wine (lambrini for those wine connoisseurs) she went on to explain you can drink wine when pregnant just not Fodka (ussuming she meant vodka) I was also asked by the same girl of it was okay to sleep with her step brother If I've learned anything from porn, it's that it's not only okay to sleep with her step-brother, but fairly common. Step-sister. Step-parent. Step-uncle. Step-anything really. I've always assumed in porn its two older parents who had kids but they divorced and re-married so the kids dont share the same blood in any way, but in this case she and her step-brother have the same father.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2017 8:50:50 GMT -5
Tell me you heard this somewhere in Texas or some other redneck'y place. Please? Nope this happened on a cold dark windy night in Cardiff, Wales. Aye, sheep shaggers are borderline rednecks too. Fair play.
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Post by ~ Cymru ~ on Sept 29, 2017 8:57:41 GMT -5
Nope this happened on a cold dark windy night in Cardiff, Wales. Aye, sheep shaggers are borderline rednecks too. Fair play. oi, some of us... can fight the urges :') this girl is a godamn gold mine for just crindge worthy crap, I kinda bent the op's question these are from a girl that I actually know from high school and she's talked to me and my pals about this stuff before. some of the conversations she's had with us would get me banned if I dared post em here lol
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Post by IRS on Sept 29, 2017 9:12:28 GMT -5
If I've learned anything from porn, it's that it's not only okay to sleep with her step-brother, but fairly common. Step-sister. Step-parent. Step-uncle. Step-anything really. I've always assumed in porn its two older parents who had kids but they divorced and re-married so the kids dont share the same blood in any way, but in this case she and her step-brother have the same father. Ah, so he's her half-brother. Yeah, that's weirder.
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Post by Lorenzo Alcazar on Sept 29, 2017 9:40:16 GMT -5
Wow I think this whole thread makes me cringe now....the last like 8 posts, wow.
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Post by ~ Cymru ~ on Sept 29, 2017 10:56:29 GMT -5
I've always assumed in porn its two older parents who had kids but they divorced and re-married so the kids dont share the same blood in any way, but in this case she and her step-brother have the same father. Ah, so he's her half-brother. Yeah, that's weirder. Yeah my bad, half-brother.
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Post by LA Times on Sept 30, 2017 12:45:46 GMT -5
At my job I hate, I heard this annoying old fart who works in the mailroom chitchatting in the hallway and randomly telling a guy about how at her last job, she sat all day and gained so much weight. Meanwhile, she weighs 190 lbs, is like 4'2" and has turkey neck, so I cringe at how fat she mustve been at her old job.
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Post by Mr. PerpetuaLynch Motion on Oct 2, 2017 1:00:38 GMT -5
I don't typically tend to "hear" a lot of people's conversations because when I'm walking I'm usually wearing headphones and when I'm not it's because I'm with someone else who I'm talking to. But the closest thing I have is when I went to the Oilers game last Monday and the guy sitting behind me thought he knew EVERYTHING and was regaling his friends with his expert knowledge in hockey. He would "predict" that they were gonna pass (which rarely happened) or when they were going to shoot and he was all about shooting triangles. Shooting triangles, gotta set up that shooting triangle. They didn't set up the shooting triangle that's why their powerplay fell apart. On and on about the shooting triangles. I would have been embarrassed to be this guys friend... either that or told him to shut the hell up. Thankfully, once the Oilers fell behind 5-2 they left and I could enjoy the rest of the game.
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Post by BØRNS on Oct 6, 2017 18:10:46 GMT -5
A few months ago, I was with my sister & her boyfriend at a tractor/steam engine/motor show in PA. We were in the picnic area trying to enjoy our coffee. There were two women (late 20s, but looking at them would make your eyes bleed) with their 4 kids sitting next to us having a discussion about .... how can I say this without getting warned or banned.... protein intake? I seriously think etiquette & manners should still be taught in school, because these women had none. You can refer to it here as "pancake batter" if you'd like. Many will know what you're talking about.
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Post by Grapple Arcade on Oct 10, 2017 1:45:06 GMT -5
I'll set the scene... I was on a busy bus heading towards Edinburgh airport. Two seats behind me were two Women in their 50's at a guess. Both had big thick coats on in the middle of summer, and it wasn't a cold day.
I could only make out one clear sentence and other than that just random words due to noise on the bus. This is what I heard in very strong Scottish accents:
"Gigantic cups"
"Wonderful whippet"
"Suitcase was full"
"Stuck up my @rse for a week"
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