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Post by Prophet of Ash on Oct 23, 2017 21:14:37 GMT -5
All of those sexy young boys in the gauntlet, it’s like a buffet. A buffet of sweat and testosterone. I’m gonna walk in there and gorge myself on all the young jolly boys of the WFWF and strap myself with the championship gold. You all stand no chance, when standing up against Peter File! ______________________ There's a big long empty room. It's only lit by one dimly lit light bulb. But it's lit enough to see stains on the walls. This is the den of Peter File.Peter File: WFWF, I'm coming. Oh yes, I'm coming. I'm coming to rough up some of you young boys. Gonna really throw you young boys around in that gauntlet and show you who's boss. Because the legends are true, I'm Peter File, and I'm coming for you! ______________________ Insert poorly framed narrative here. Probably a gym setting.Yung Guy: Peter File, aren't you worried about wrestling in the WFWF? It's dangerous Peter File: No Yung Guy, my stereotypical Asian friend, I'm going to go to that gauntlet and kick butt, gonna show every one of those WFWF boys how dominate I can be. Yung Guy: Oh my. Peter File: Gonna go out there and really work up a sweat. Yung Guy: Oh my. Peter File: Put in a long, hard match. Yung Guy: Oh my. Peter File: (pun missing) Yung Guy: Oh my. Peter File: But most importantly Yung Guy, I'm gonna get something so much better than candy. I'm gonna get the International championship. Yung Guy: Oh my. Peter File: Let's get sushi.
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Post by King Richius on Oct 24, 2017 17:57:08 GMT -5
I probably shouldn't admit this but it took me a day or two to put together the whole "Peter File" thing. Either I'm a little slow or my mind doesn't think that way.
My favorite part: "(pun missing)" Oh noes, someone is hacking WFWF RPs! Call in the Fashion Po Po.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2017 14:06:43 GMT -5
PETER, PETER, PETER F~CKING FILE!
This was great. Good story progression and I really felt the emotion... the throbbing emotion... from File's dialogue. 10/10.
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Post by Drakz on Nov 1, 2017 13:11:04 GMT -5
" gonna show every one of those WFWF boys how dominate I can be."
Dominate instead of dominant cracked me up.
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