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Post by T R W on Jul 27, 2007 0:48:26 GMT -5
Here we will share stories and proof of why Charles Barkley is the single greatest human being to ever grace this planet called earth. Not only is he fat, but he could take rebounds from God himself, and dunk in the face of Godzilla. Charles Barkley has to insure his balls with Lloyd's of London because they are coated with brass and contain a solid diamond interior.
Exhibit A:
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Post by Happy Pizza on Jul 27, 2007 8:15:01 GMT -5
JACK OF ALL TRADES
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Post by Jimmy on Jul 27, 2007 8:22:39 GMT -5
pat benatar lol
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Post by T R W on Jul 27, 2007 9:09:35 GMT -5
I AM NOT A ROLE MODEL!!!
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Post by wickedgravity on Jul 27, 2007 10:06:55 GMT -5
Barkley is awesome bro
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Post by T R W on Jul 27, 2007 12:32:04 GMT -5
You're damn right! He onced saved 5 kittens from a burning building using nothing but his penis. |
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Bubbles
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Joined on: Oct 7, 2005 14:03:02 GMT -5
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Post by Bubbles on Jul 27, 2007 12:43:51 GMT -5
True Fact:
The 76ers traded charles barkley to the phoenix suns for a pair of socks and a bag of balls.
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Post by T R W on Jul 27, 2007 12:48:39 GMT -5
Barkley requested to be traded because the new sixers uniforms were too gay, and charles barkley isn't gay.  Get that crap outta here you damn commie! |
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Post by ThugSuperstar on Jul 27, 2007 12:54:09 GMT -5
When he whooped that referee's ass in a foot race at the All-Star skills competition this past season, it was the most entertaining thing to happen in the NBA in years.
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Post by romulox on Jul 27, 2007 13:06:41 GMT -5
oh I'm sorry, is that your dad?
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Post by Jimmy on Jul 27, 2007 13:09:25 GMT -5
oh I'm sorry, is that your dad?  |
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Post by T R W on Jul 27, 2007 13:47:19 GMT -5
Here is my tribute to the greatest man ever.  |
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Post by tim on Jul 27, 2007 14:06:58 GMT -5
those are some flippin sweet tube socks
my favorite charles barkley moment is one thats actually a true story... him telling ESPN analyst john clayton that he was the identical twin of gollum from lord of the rings. that, and his comparison of sam cassell to e.t. the extra terrestrial.
chuck barkley in '08
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Post by T R W on Jul 28, 2007 0:06:25 GMT -5
I knew you'd love the socks timster. And Chuck is so right about Clayton.
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Post by Chicago on Jul 28, 2007 0:17:17 GMT -5
Charles Barkley is the only reason that television, in general, is worth watching between the months of November and May.
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Post by T R W on Jul 28, 2007 0:23:09 GMT -5
Charles Barkley is the only reason life is worth living.
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Post by fattic on Jul 28, 2007 1:20:51 GMT -5
Isn't he a member here?
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Post by layzie on Jul 28, 2007 1:31:48 GMT -5
ive met him hes a hoot
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Post by T R W on Jul 28, 2007 10:38:45 GMT -5
If I met Charles Barkley, I would go home and cut my penis off, because I would have no use for it anymore.
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Post by rkolegendkilla on Jul 28, 2007 16:18:32 GMT -5
u make the best threads eva.
seriously.
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