Post by El Manny of Fresh on Jun 7, 2006 21:20:28 GMT -5
[The Camera Fades in on the same dark, dank, dirty dive of a bar, which we last saw The Hitman Manny C in. Only this time a very special guest, Kurt Burton, joins him at the bar. They are the only two figures at the bar; everyone else is keeping a very safe distance. Everyone there remembers what happened when Manny last got mad. Manny and Kurt both motion to the bartender, who is hesitant to move from his position at the far end of the bar. He soon slowly makes his way down to our two friends…]
Manny C: Look bro, I said before I was sorry about that last outburst…. So would you stop acting like a **** and get my friend and I our drinks? Please?
Kurt:
ing Right! I want the bottle Jack!
Manny C: Excuse my friend, he believes in pre - gaming before he goes out….even if its to go drinking. I will take my usual bottle of rum, with two shot glasses on the side.
Bartender: Coming right up.
[The Bartender brings the drinks. For Kurt is a full bottle a Jack and for the Hitman, it’s a bottle of black rum. Our heroes are here to relax before this weekends big match at S&S for the orgy titles…]
Kurt: I think we got a shot to win it bro…cause…. cause…
Manny: Cause what?
Kurt: Cause….were the crap that’s what?
Manny C: No crap man, but I mean how are we going to….to….finish these suckers off?
Kurt: Like this!
[Kurt quick jumps up and eyes a random guy playing pool. Manny C quickly sees him moving to him but Manny quickly sits him back down…]
Manny C: Don’t do that, I sort of like this bar. Don’t get in a fight. Save it for the show.
Guy #1: Hey, your Manny C and Kurt Burton….You guys suck! I was at house show 5! I saw what you twos bring to the ring and let me tell you, you better throw yourself into the tables to save us all some time!
Guy #2:ING RIGHT! THE TWISZITID KILLERS ARE GOING TO WIN IT ALL BABY!
Guy #1: WHAT THE IS WRONG WITH YOU??? ITS ALL ABOUT IMMUNE AND TYME BITCH!
Guy #3: YOU BOTH! MIGUEL AND XAVIER ARE GOING TO WIN, YOU BOTH ARE THE ING STUPID ONES!
Guy #1: SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU BASTARD
Guy#3: MAKE ME BITCH!!
Guy#2: ILL TAKE YOU BOTH ON!!!!!!!!
[The three dudes in the bar suddenly start to fist fight right in front of our hero’s. One guy grabs a cue from the pool table and breaks if over the other guys heads. Kurt and Manny look at each other…]
Kurt: This is aed up bar you bung me too!
Manny: Damn they are tearing each other up!
[Manny C looks around to see if anybody was going to stop them, but everybody was cheering them on. Even the bartender!...]
Manny: Want to break it up?
Kurt: By break it up you mean beat the living hell out of them!?!
Manny: You put it so bluntly! That’s why we are going to be the champions come Sunday!
Kurt: I got the first guy.
Manny: I got the other guy.
Kurt: We both guy number three.
Manny: We’ll give him the special!
Kurt: Damn right!
Manny: Ready?
Kurt: Go!
[Kurt is the first to grab his man. He starts laying down punch after punch till he grabs the guy and delivers a tornado DDT onto the pool table. The guy’s head gets driven so hard into the table it breaks two of the tables legs on the other side of the table. Manny wastes no time on his guy as he lays a flying punch on the guy, which knocks him against the far wall. Hitman starts up laying a thunderous kick combo, finally knocking the guy out with a buzz saw kick from hell knocking the guy into a table causing a bottle of beer to fly into the air, busting the falling guy in the head. Kurt starts punching guy number three, he Irish Whips he into the pool table. As the guy slowly walks towards Kurt, he his hit in his stomach by Kurt with a big boot. Kurt sets him up for the electric chair drop, he hosted the guy on his shoulders, but instead of dropping him he looks at Manny, it was time to drop the special. The Hitman gets a running start, he then runs up the fallen part of the pool table and jumps to deliver an Enzuigiri to the chest of the guy, dropping him into a dinner table directly behind!]
Kurt: See that’s how we are going toing win the titles!
Manny: God damn right!
[They began to walk out of the bar, Manny C drops a hundred dollar bill on the bar and grabs his bottle of rum. Kurt turns around to face all the haters and flips them off.]
Bartender: Hey! HEY! YOUR NOT WELCOMED ANYMORE
Manny C: AHHH YOU! VA LA COGIDA SU UNO MISMO!!
[Camera fades to black.]
Manny C: Look bro, I said before I was sorry about that last outburst…. So would you stop acting like a **** and get my friend and I our drinks? Please?
Kurt:
ing Right! I want the bottle Jack! Manny C: Excuse my friend, he believes in pre - gaming before he goes out….even if its to go drinking. I will take my usual bottle of rum, with two shot glasses on the side.
Bartender: Coming right up.
[The Bartender brings the drinks. For Kurt is a full bottle a Jack and for the Hitman, it’s a bottle of black rum. Our heroes are here to relax before this weekends big match at S&S for the orgy titles…]
Kurt: I think we got a shot to win it bro…cause…. cause…
Manny: Cause what?
Kurt: Cause….were the crap that’s what?
Manny C: No crap man, but I mean how are we going to….to….finish these suckers off?
Kurt: Like this!
[Kurt quick jumps up and eyes a random guy playing pool. Manny C quickly sees him moving to him but Manny quickly sits him back down…]
Manny C: Don’t do that, I sort of like this bar. Don’t get in a fight. Save it for the show.
Guy #1: Hey, your Manny C and Kurt Burton….You guys suck! I was at house show 5! I saw what you two
s bring to the ring and let me tell you, you better throw yourself into the tables to save us all some time!Guy #2:
ING RIGHT! THE TWISZITID KILLERS ARE GOING TO WIN IT ALL BABY!Guy #1: WHAT THE
IS WRONG WITH YOU??? ITS ALL ABOUT IMMUNE AND TYME BITCH!Guy #3:
YOU BOTH! MIGUEL AND XAVIER ARE GOING TO WIN, YOU BOTH ARE THE ING STUPID ONES!Guy #1: SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU BASTARD
Guy#3: MAKE ME BITCH!!
Guy#2: ILL TAKE YOU BOTH ON!!!!!!!!
[The three dudes in the bar suddenly start to fist fight right in front of our hero’s. One guy grabs a cue from the pool table and breaks if over the other guys heads. Kurt and Manny look at each other…]
Kurt: This is a
ed up bar you bung me too!Manny: Damn they are tearing each other up!
[Manny C looks around to see if anybody was going to stop them, but everybody was cheering them on. Even the bartender!...]
Manny: Want to break it up?
Kurt: By break it up you mean beat the living hell out of them!?!
Manny: You put it so bluntly! That’s why we are going to be the champions come Sunday!
Kurt: I got the first guy.
Manny: I got the other guy.
Kurt: We both guy number three.
Manny: We’ll give him the special!
Kurt: Damn right!
Manny: Ready?
Kurt: Go!
[Kurt is the first to grab his man. He starts laying down punch after punch till he grabs the guy and delivers a tornado DDT onto the pool table. The guy’s head gets driven so hard into the table it breaks two of the tables legs on the other side of the table. Manny wastes no time on his guy as he lays a flying punch on the guy, which knocks him against the far wall. Hitman starts up laying a thunderous kick combo, finally knocking the guy out with a buzz saw kick from hell knocking the guy into a table causing a bottle of beer to fly into the air, busting the falling guy in the head. Kurt starts punching guy number three, he Irish Whips he into the pool table. As the guy slowly walks towards Kurt, he his hit in his stomach by Kurt with a big boot. Kurt sets him up for the electric chair drop, he hosted the guy on his shoulders, but instead of dropping him he looks at Manny, it was time to drop the special. The Hitman gets a running start, he then runs up the fallen part of the pool table and jumps to deliver an Enzuigiri to the chest of the guy, dropping him into a dinner table directly behind!]
Kurt: See that’s how we are going to
ing win the titles!Manny: God damn right!
[They began to walk out of the bar, Manny C drops a hundred dollar bill on the bar and grabs his bottle of rum. Kurt turns around to face all the haters and flips them off.]
Bartender: Hey! HEY! YOUR NOT WELCOMED ANYMORE
Manny C: AHHH
YOU! VA LA COGIDA SU UNO MISMO!![Camera fades to black.]
