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Post by Trypod on Jul 5, 2007 10:26:27 GMT -5
Law #0313 - Any hold or pinfall attempt is 3x more effective if the ropes are grabbed and held at any point during the attempt.
This one always makes me chuckle, because if anything, holding the ropes during a pin attempt actually doesn't help.
I mean, I know it's wrestling and it doesn't have to make sense, but really, you're not helping yourself. In fact, you're making it easier for your opponent to kick out.
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SystemofaDan
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Post by SystemofaDan on Jul 5, 2007 10:48:17 GMT -5
Seen these before lol They are good made me smile
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Post by Johnny on Jul 5, 2007 10:48:21 GMT -5
Law #333 - During a contract signing with Triple H, it is almost 100% certain there is a sledgehammer taped or strapped to the underside of the contact signing table.
Sucks if Triple H becomes someone who signs guys to WWE.
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Post by JTG on Jul 5, 2007 10:58:16 GMT -5
LOL, the first one is definate. I thought about that when I was around 10. It's very true.
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Post by lytus on Jul 5, 2007 11:15:26 GMT -5
This is a pretty funny thread.
#2014 - Any punch/kick/slap, no matter how hard, will knock the referee out just long enough for the heel to knock the face out with a weapon
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Post by wrestlerboy94 on Jul 5, 2007 11:27:32 GMT -5
#1725-No matter how lame a joke a face makes the crowd cheers, a heel makes the same joke and gets booed.
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Post by lytus on Jul 5, 2007 11:30:48 GMT -5
Not sure what number this should be, almost think it should be # 1 at the moment John Cena will win
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2007 11:43:55 GMT -5
law #69-thou shalt not swallow pat patterson's load
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Post by cccmrkennedy on Jul 5, 2007 11:53:53 GMT -5
#1258 - If a face does a move in reference to a deceased person it is paying tribute. If a heel does a move in reference to a deceased person it is mocking him no matter how close the person was to them.
#621 - Vintage is Michael Cole's favourite word...which he will use every Friday night...
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Post by Trypod on Jul 5, 2007 12:44:28 GMT -5
#621 - Vintage is Michael Cole's favourite word...which he will use every Friday night... "Strength in numbers, Tazz! The FBI have strength in numbers."
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Post by taihyll on Jul 5, 2007 12:50:35 GMT -5
#21 - When Brock Lesner makes an entrance it is required that Tazz says 'Welp, here comes the pain!"
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Post by [MJH] on Jul 5, 2007 12:53:59 GMT -5
#984 All TNA shows will have a wrestler botching a simple move at some point during the match.
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Post by brm on Jul 5, 2007 13:14:04 GMT -5
Law #346
The only legal way to settle a custody battle between two wrestlers is to hang the custody papers above the ring, and have a ladder match to determine who keeps custody of the child.
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Post by peace on Jul 5, 2007 13:15:51 GMT -5
#998 - Tazz will at one point say "Not for Nothing" during ECW on Tuesdays.
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The Mayhem is Commin
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Post by The Mayhem is Commin on Jul 5, 2007 13:25:04 GMT -5
very interesting i like these laws
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Post by The Undertaker on Jul 5, 2007 14:17:17 GMT -5
lmao most of those are true.
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Post by supernatural on Jul 5, 2007 14:31:05 GMT -5
Is There A Full List?
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Post by Crimson Arrow on Jul 5, 2007 14:43:26 GMT -5
Neil Patrick sells a punch to the face the same way he does a gun shot to the chest.
A masked wrestler can be unmasked for years but as soon as he puts the mask back on everyone magically forgets his identity and/or appearence.
In a Royal Rumble match a minute can last anywhere from 30 seconds to 2 minutes.
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Post by CH Punk™ on Jul 5, 2007 14:51:26 GMT -5
Law #1726 - If Hulk Hogan starts hulking up you will become so shocked by it that you will punch him several more times, despite the fact that this is probably the worst thing you can do given the situation.
LOL
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Post by gregthebunny on Jul 5, 2007 15:15:04 GMT -5
#984 All TNA shows will have a wrestler botching a simple move at some point during the match. #7180 - All WWE marks will make blind insults at TNA without actually watching the product.
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