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Post by Wato Stan Account on Mar 11, 2008 16:26:10 GMT -5
Rambo, because he has a gun.  Chuck has two. |
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Post by wwe4ever on Mar 11, 2008 16:56:04 GMT -5
Rambo would own Chuck Norris in a fight and day of the week.
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Post by captain master talbot on Mar 11, 2008 17:13:33 GMT -5
Rambo, because he has a gun. Chuck has two. Yea? Well Rambo has a  ing Bazooka.  That's right. A ing bazooka. |
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Post by Kliquid on Mar 11, 2008 17:14:12 GMT -5
Neither the world couldn't contain such a battle. Agreed. |
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Post by Joe/Smurf on Mar 11, 2008 17:32:14 GMT -5
Well, the way I see it, Chuck Norris is a real person and John Rambo is a fictional character, so...
Rambo would probably just shoot Norris though.
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Post by BigDaddyChacon on Mar 11, 2008 19:57:30 GMT -5
Chuck Norris
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Post by Wato Stan Account on Mar 11, 2008 23:50:54 GMT -5
Chuck has two. Yea? Well Rambo has a ing Bazooka. That's right. A ing bazooka. Norris has training as a ninja, been a lone wolf Texas Ranger that fought Kung Fu's David Carradine, a normal Texas ranger that could jump from a moving vehicle to punch a woman driving another vehicle and not crash her car, Vietnamese POW with a machine gun and vengeance on his mind, a Chicago police officer, teamed with Lee Marvin, a soldier of fortune on quest for treasure, leader of Karate Kommandos with a racial diverse(stereotyped) team, and has the ability to transform into a bear, eagle or wolf. Seriously as a flying bear with wolf like senses that can move like a POW ninja in Chiago, Texas; I'd say Rambo's ed. What has Rambo done? Been Rambo. Norris has so many acquired skills that when he is about to die, he'll call on Lee Marvin or Lou Gossett to save him and fly away as an eagle to tend to his wounds. Meanwhile Rambo is being distratced by Lee Marvin, allowing a fully healed wolf/Ranger/ninja hybrid of Norris to get the kill. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2008 1:13:34 GMT -5
I hate Chuck Norris and the obsession with that right wing douche. Stallone is also a right winger but that's beside the point. I choose Rambo. |
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Post by dancinfatass on Mar 12, 2008 8:38:05 GMT -5
Chuck would ask Rambo a question and while Rambo was stuttering a stupid answer Chuck would round house kick his head off.
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Post by haz on Mar 12, 2008 8:47:30 GMT -5
Rambo, he'd cut Chuck's head off with his big ass knife.  |
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Post by Blazer034 on Mar 12, 2008 9:04:16 GMT -5
Rambo
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Post by Dan on Mar 12, 2008 12:39:45 GMT -5
RAMBO!!!!!!
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Post by fair2flair on Mar 12, 2008 13:20:26 GMT -5
Rambo could destroy an army. Rambo beats Norris.
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Post by chumped on Mar 12, 2008 13:26:22 GMT -5
Yea? Well Rambo has a ing Bazooka. That's right. A ing bazooka. Norris has training as a ninja, been a lone wolf Texas Ranger that fought Kung Fu's David Carradine, a normal Texas ranger that could jump from a moving vehicle to punch a woman driving another vehicle and not crash her car, Vietnamese POW with a machine gun and vengeance on his mind, a Chicago police officer, teamed with Lee Marvin, a soldier of fortune on quest for treasure, leader of Karate Kommandos with a racial diverse(stereotyped) team, and has the ability to transform into a bear, eagle or wolf. Seriously as a flying bear with wolf like senses that can move like a POW ninja in Chiago, Texas; I'd say Rambo's ed. What has Rambo done? Been Rambo. Norris has so many acquired skills that when he is about to die, he'll call on Lee Marvin or Lou Gossett to save him and fly away as an eagle to tend to his wounds. Meanwhile Rambo is being distratced by Lee Marvin, allowing a fully healed wolf/Ranger/ninja hybrid of Norris to get the kill. I cannot stop laughing at this. |
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Post by ddv on Mar 14, 2008 19:43:36 GMT -5
... but Chuck owns a Total Gym. What kind of Green Beret training could beat that?
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Post by Reasoning through Questioning on Mar 14, 2008 22:52:53 GMT -5
Bruce Lee > all
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Post by bjd on Mar 14, 2008 23:04:19 GMT -5
Whomever got the privilage to watch such an epic showdown of manliness wins.
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Post by The Mountain King on Mar 15, 2008 9:51:51 GMT -5
rambo, but angus young could kill them all =\/
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Post by FleshyOne on Mar 15, 2008 22:33:36 GMT -5
John Mo'Fuggin Rambo!
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Post by King Shocker the Monumentous on Mar 15, 2008 23:11:24 GMT -5
Norris, obviously...Rambo is a fictional character.
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