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Post by Rated R on Aug 16, 2007 5:21:10 GMT -5
So, who wants to cut the first promo?
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Post by kurtangleisgod on Aug 16, 2007 11:33:52 GMT -5
Name: Mr. Psychopath
Hometown: Detroit
Finisher: Driven Psycho (Cradle Shock)
Face/ Heel: heel
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Post by kurtangleisgod on Aug 16, 2007 11:37:00 GMT -5
Mr. Psychopath
You know, I was optimistic at first about joining with this company. I mean, is it good enough for Mr. Psychopath? But then, I came to a sudden realization, that it doesn't matter. Do you want to know why? Because there are still wrestlers here, there are people to hurt, limps to rip apart, flesh to tear, blood to spill, and hopefully the company puts on some hardcore matches, because that is what I enjoy. Bringing pain on to all my enemies, hell, bring some pain to regular people.
Mr. Psychopath has no friends, and he has a question for the roster. Do you wanna get psycho?
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Post by Rated R on Aug 16, 2007 11:47:20 GMT -5
Opening Shot Results
Date: 18th August
The SWF owner Mr. Rated R introduced everyone to the show, and declared that this was the beginning of a new era in Wrestling.
Cameron Gordon Defeated Tapout via pinfall after hitting the Bush Bounce at 21:25
This was one hell of a match, and a great way to kick start the SWF era. This was a good technical match, and Cameron got some good laughs at the start when he tried to explain why George Bush is the best president ever. Cameron and Tapout both proved that they belong in the title scene, but only Cameron will go on to the title match. ****
Duaner Sanchez Defeated Forrest X via pinfall after the **** bomb at 12:16
A good match, but not as good as the one that it followed. Duaner basically controlled the match, and really showed a vicious streak. Duaner advances to the title match. **
Marco Travelli Defeated Matt Original via pinfall after the Sicilian Superkick at 18:46
A great match, with the two wrestlers contrasting styles working together perfectly. Travelli was ruthless during the match, but Original gave as good as he got. Travelli moved out of the way of Teh frog splash, which gave him time to hit the Sicilian Superkick, to advance to the title match. ****
Chris Hammers Defeated Robby Blade via pinfall after the Irish Knock Out at 13:54
Not as good as the previous match, with Hammers having the wider range of offence. Neither competitor showed anything special, but Hammers advances to the title match. **
Kid Carnage Defeated JLK via pinfall after the Double Stomp at 9:35
Alot shorter than previous matches, with Carnage dominating throughout. This match could have been over alot earlier, but he continued to cause JLK pain. Carnage advance to the title match. **
Mr. Rated R announced that the next show will be SWF Full Throttle, on the 26th August, and that it will be headlined with a SWF World title match.
SWF World Championship Match
Five Men Elimination Match
Elimination # 1: Chris Hammers at 8:42
Elimination # 2: Marco Travelli at 8:47
Elimination # 3: Kid Carnage at 17:43
Elimination # 4: Cameron Gordon at 18:03
Winner and new SWF World Champion: Duaner Sanchez
This match was wild from the start, with all five competitors fighting it out for the gold. Hammers was the first eliminated, after Travelli blasted him with the Sicilian Superkick to get the pin. Travelli quickly followed as Duaner Sanchez came from behind with the roll up for the pin. Carnage was the next out, after he was blasted by the Bush Bounce from Cameron, who got the pin. Carnage was not happy though, and ended up attacking Cameron, hitting him with the Double Stomp. Duaner followed up with the **** Bomb and the pinfall, to become the first SWF World champion.
As the show ends, Duaner Sanchez celebrated with the gold, while Kid Carnage stared down at the bloody form of Cameron Gordon. |
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Post by duan on Aug 16, 2007 12:17:19 GMT -5
Duaner Sanchez:
Finally, Someone appericiates my talent. As most of you know, I AM THE crap. And now, I control the SWF. I am the top player here, and every chump in the back knows that I am the crap. I am laying down an open challenge to anyone, at anytime. Duaner Sanchez loves the lime light, and this is the spot were I belong. Never again will I wrestling for that other crapty promotion. Finally, the crap had arrived.
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Post by Daz on Aug 16, 2007 12:49:12 GMT -5
Name: Daz
Hometown: Norfolk, England
Finisher: Dazaster Driver
Face/ Heel: Heel
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Post by Chris Hammers on Aug 16, 2007 14:41:02 GMT -5
Chris Hammers:
”Marco Travelli, you blind sighted me with that super kick to eliminate me from the SWF Title match. I know I could pin you for the three count any day of the week and Robby Blade knows that personally after being the first victim to the Irish Knock Out. You think you deserve respect but I can’t respect a man who has watched the godfather movies one to many times. If you have any guts you will face me at Full Throttle. And once I finish you of with the Irish Knock Out I will move my attention to another bad guy who feels he is better than the rest, Duaner Sanchez. Duaner, I hope you retain the title at the next show because I want to be the one to take that title away from you! I want to be the one, who slams you down on that canvas to get the 1…2…3” |
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Post by Rated R on Aug 16, 2007 14:53:34 GMT -5
26/08: Full Throttle
Full Throttle promises to be an exciting show. Duaner Snachez will put the SWF World championship in the line against Chris Hammers.
Also in action Cameron Gordon will go one on one with Kid Carnage. Cameron will be looking for revenge after Carnage screwed him out of the SWF World title at Opening Shot. There will also be a number of debuts, uncluding The Fury, Daz and Super Texan.
Full Card
SWF World Championship
Duaner Sanchez (C) V.Chris Hammers
Cameron Gordon V. Kid Carnage
Marco Travelli V. Brian Shamrock
The Fury & Forrest X V. Super Texan & Tapout
Matt Original V. JLK
Daz V. Robby Blade
Madd Dog V. Leon AXE V. Mr. Psychopath |
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Post by cccmrkennedy on Aug 16, 2007 15:07:00 GMT -5
Cameron Gordon Promo
"Kid Carnage, you hurt my head ! *sobs* But I'm gonna get my revenge on you, you, you....um....you doo-doo head ! And uh, I'll....um, win you ! Yeah, you better be scared mister ! At Tull Frottle, I mean Full Throttle your are gonna lose ! *puts smiley bandage on head* I'll be like my favouritist president of all time George Bush and I'll win you like...um...an Iraq guy....Saddam Hussein ! That's the guy ! And I'll be like 1, 2, 3 ! And I'll be the winner and you will be lose.....We Are The Champions, You Are Th Losers, Cause We Are Winners ! *sings the rest of the song wrong*
USA ! USA ! USA !"
*runs off chanting*
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Post by Fury on Aug 17, 2007 2:42:19 GMT -5
Ya know If I had waited another day before asking who'd be running this, Id be running it.
Anyway your doing a good job so far Rated R.
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Post by jlk on Aug 17, 2007 2:53:59 GMT -5
JLK:
Nobody in this federation is in my league. Kid Carnage just got lucky that's all, and on any other day, i would have kicked his ass! I am the most talented superstar in this federation, and it's about time people started realizing this. At Full Throttle, Matt Original will realize this, and i will prove to the whole world...that i am the greatest!
LOL i tried.
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Post by Jordan on Aug 17, 2007 10:14:23 GMT -5
'One Man Mafia' Marco Travelli
"Chris Hammer, who do you think you are? Calling me out? I am the 'One Man Mafia', you don't call me out, I call you out. But hey, if you want to fight i'm ready whenever you are. Us Italians never back down from a hit.
Hey and when we do go one-on-one you irish little punk i'll knock you out just like I did at the last event, swift and quick with the Sicilian Superkick.
But, looking towards the more nearer future, Brian Shamrock? Who? Well whoever you are at Full Throttle you will be taken down, mafia style.
You see as Italians we are all about pride and respect. So here in SWF i will gain the respect and work by way up the ladder to the World Title. You Brian Shamrock are the first rung on the ladder."
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Post by †hê Jå§ðñ Wïllïåm§ on Aug 17, 2007 16:10:20 GMT -5
Madd Dogg: I will Pwn U!
Leaves
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Post by Rated R on Aug 18, 2007 4:16:04 GMT -5
SWF Full Throttle
Date: 26th August
Mr. Psychopath Defeated Madd Dogg & Leon AXE via pinfall after the Driven Psycho at 14:42
A decent match to start of the show, although nothing to talk about. Mr. Psychopath won after hitting the Driven Psycho on Leon AXE, which led to the pinfall. **
Daz Defeated Robby Blade via pinfall after the Dazaster Driver at 7:32
This match may have been short, but it was spectacular. There was alot of technical wrestling involved, with Daz putting on one of the best performances of the night. Daz countered the Move of Death, and set up Blade for the Dazaster Driver, followed quickly by the pin. ****
Matt Original Defeated JLK via pinfall after Teh Frog Splash at 3:51
A complete squash match. Original out wrestled JLK throughout, and finished him off with Teh Frog Splash. **
The Fury & Forrest X Defeated Super Texan & Tapout via pinfall after The Fury Cutter at 18:53
An excellent match, all four put on an incredible performance, with everyone getting an equal amount of offence in. There was a great deal of technical wrestling during the bout between Fury and Tapout, and alot of near falls throughout. Forrest showed that he could handle it with the big boys, and is a definate title contender in the future. Fury picked up the pin on Texan after hitting the Fury Cutter. *****
Mr. Rated R announced that at the next show, No holds barred, the first ever SWF World Tag Team champions would be crowned.
Marco Travelli Defeated Brian Shamrock via pinfall after the Sicilian Superkick at 16:53
A great match, with both Travelli and Shamrock putting on a good performance. Shamrock took control early on, but he was no match for Travelli's underhanded techniques. Travelli blasted Shamrock with a chair while the ref was down, and hit the Sicilian Superkick a few minutes after.
Cameron Gordon Defeated Kid Carnage via Disqualification at 23:41
A great match, that was mainly brawling from start to finish. The crowd really got behind Cameron, and a funny George Bush chant started of midway. Carnage split Cameron open during the match with a brutal kick to the face, which saw Carnage take control. Cameron nearly got the win after the Bush Bounce, but Carnage kicked out just before 3. Cameron shockingly kicked out of the Double stomp, which sent Carnage into a rage. Canage got himself disqualified after blasting Cameron in the head with a steel pipe. ****
Post Match Kid Carnage continued the assault, and it took a number of security guards to hold him back. Mr. Rated R then came out, and announced that at SWF No Holds barred, Kid Carnage and Cameron Gordon would clash again, in a street fight!
SWF World Championship
Duaner Sanchez (C) Defeated Chris Hammers via pinfall after the **** bomb at 19:46
An excellent main event. Hammers really showed that he could cope in the main event, and nearly got the win a number of times. Duaner put on a technical showcase, and the crowd suprisingly got behind him. Duaner had the upper hand throughout, and even managed to kick out of the Irish knock out. Duaner got the win after reversing an irish knock out into the **** bomb. ***
Post match Duaner Sanchez attacked Chris Hammers. Daz made the save however, using a steel chair to send Duaner running. As the show comes to an end, Duaner and Daz stared each other down. |
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Post by Jordan on Aug 18, 2007 12:09:34 GMT -5
'One Man Mafia' Marco Travelli
"What should I say Shamrock? Look of the Irish? No. Luck can never be on your side when you're going one on one with the One Man Mafia.
I also got another thing to say and it's like this, you see while in the back an idea came to mind. You see Chris Hammers, don't you think for a second i've forgotten about you're little mouthing off earlier. You really think you call the shots around here? No chance.
And while you got you're little title opportunity, which should of been mine by the way, i was watching in the back and couldn't help admire Duaner Sanchez's little beat down. Very nice. Since he has some problem with Daz then lets make this a Tag Team match. Lets kick this thing into gear.
I tell you this though, Hammers, Daz, once myself and Duaner Sanchez are done with you, you'll be swimming with the fishes."
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Post by Rated R on Aug 18, 2007 12:29:42 GMT -5
SWF Newswire
27/08: Last night SWF held SWF Full throttle, and what a show it was. Duaner Sanchez succesfully defended the SWF World Championship against Chris Hammers, but by the end of the night it was made clear that Daz is gunning for the gold. at our next show, SWF no holds barred Daz will go one on one with The Fury, with the winner getting a SWF World title shot at SWF Retribution on the 15th September.
27/08: also at SWF No holds barred we will crown the SWF World tag team champions. We can now confirm that the teams will be Brian Shamrock and Chris Hammers taking on Forrest X and Super Texan.
29/08: The match has now been made official, at SWF No holds barred Kid Carnage will face of with Cameron Gordon in a Street fight. There will be no rules, and the only way to win is via pinfall or submission. There has been bad blood between these two since our first show, and they will now collide at No holds barred.
02/09: Marco Travelli has laid down a challenge to Daz and Chris Hammers to face off with him and Duaner Sanchez in tag team action. This match has been signed for out 24th September show, Hell Hath no Fury.
03/09: We can confirm that two more matches have been added to No Holds Barred. Marco Travelli will take on Matt Original in a rematch from Full Throttle. Also there will be a six man scramble match to complete the card.
06/09: No holds barred
Street Fight
Kid Carnage V. Cameron Gordon
Winner gets a SWF World title shot at SWF Retribution
Daz V. The Fury
SWF World Tag Team Championship
Brian Shamrock & Chris Hammers V. Forrest X & Super Texan
Marco Travelli V. Matt Original
Six man Scramble
Tapout V. JLK V. Robby Blade V. Madd Dogg V. Mr. Psychopath V. Leon AXE |
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Post by bigshad on Aug 18, 2007 15:03:44 GMT -5
Texan and Forrest for tag champs!
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Post by mattoriginal on Aug 18, 2007 16:15:24 GMT -5
M.O.
'Haha! JLK! I Proved at Full Throttle, That T.E.H. Original is the Best DAMN thing going today. I Proved to everyone in that arena, and to EVERY single person on this Planet, that 'Teh' Matt Original is a First Class Superstar. I'm Better Than JLK. I'm Better TapouT. I'm Better Chris Hammers. Hell I'm Better than Legend Ricky Slayer. I'm proving in both SFF, and SWF That Original WILL Be a Household Name! Woooooooooooooo!
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That Was in Charrector. Not Trying to pick a fight.
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Jordan
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Post by Jordan on Aug 18, 2007 16:33:45 GMT -5
'One Man Mafia' Marco Travelli
"Matt Original, you talk the talk but can you walk the walk? Hell no. Opening night i pinned your ass and what have you done since? Beat some moron in 3 minutes. I could of beat him in under 2.
You see Original, you want a big match, you got it a rematch with the 'One Man Mafia' a chance for you to share the ring with one of the greats. I beat you last time knocking you out, this time i won't stop there. I will take you out and this time you're gunna be swimming with the fishes."
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Fury
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Post by Fury on Aug 19, 2007 4:02:37 GMT -5
The Fury is sitting by a pool drinking Coconut juice.
The Fury - Well my debut was a successful one and boy does it feel great to be a winner. It's only getting better from here on. Daz your next on list bro. I will take you out at No Holds Barred. Then poor mr Duaner who's only a paper champion until he defeats the coolest cat in the SWF, which he'll have the chance at Retribution but he will ultimately fail because he does not have what it takes to step into the ring with someone as good as me. Get ready for a new era, an era of The Fury.
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