Dean's CHIKARA: Over for now. I'm taking a break.

~CHIKARA Return Of The Son Of The International Invasion Of International Invaders: 1st Stage on 8/19 at the American Legion Hall in Hellertown, PA. Attendance: 300.~

~BACKSTAGE PROMO~
UltraMantis Black: "INCOHERENCE! Hahaha, yes it is me again, the divine UltraMantis Black, alongside the deep-sea monster of the abyss, Hydra, and we, the New Dark Breed, have a message for you Hallowicked! Yes, you have betrayed me, and that is something that I strongly recommend one does not do! Tonight, someone who was both your friend and mine will be paying a special visit to you Hallowicked, I warn you. Now, let me prepare for my match in which Hydra and I will crush the opposition more than they have ever been crushed before!"
Hydra: "Grrrrrr!" Rating: D.

~6-MAN TAG OPENING ACTION~
Retail Dragon, Max Boyer and the North Star Express defeated Rorschach, Crossbones and The New Dark Breed in 9:20 when Max Boyer defeated Rorschach by pinfall with a Life Style. Rating: D.

~POST-MATCH~
The match is over, and Dragon and Equinox and the North Star Express celebrate together in the ring for the fans. Rating: C-.

~BACKSTAGE PROMO~
Larry Sweeney: "Ah, well, yes, tonight I am scheduled to take on Eddie Kingston in a Mystery Partner Tag Team Match. Well, "Sweet & Sour" Larry Sweeney has got another plan baby! And no one is gonna believe who my partner is! Trust me, tomorrow night, Larry Sweeney is getting back HIS ICW-ICWA Tex-Arkana TV Title, and I am gonna go on back down to Louisiana, and have a big old party, to celebrate my 217th reign as the holder of the most prestigious title in the southern United States, baby!" Rating: C-.

~2 BUGS, EVIL INCARNATE, AND SOMEONE WHO SPEAKS IN TONGUES~
Incoherence defeated The Colony in 11:20 when Delirious defeated Soldier Ant by submission with a Cobra Stretch. Rating: C-.

~POST-MATCH~
Hallowicked and Delirious are in the ring when all the lights in the American Legion Hall go off! When they return, Hallowicked is down and hurt, looked dazed from the assault. Whoever attacked him is nowhere to be found! Delirious goes to help Hallowicked, but sees UltraMantis Black at the commentary booth, as UltraMantis has been doing commentary since the show started. Delirious charges over, but Larry Sweeney, who is also commentating, holds Delirious back. Sweeney yells that UltraMantis never got out of his chair, as they were talking when the attack happened! Delirious realizes it couldn't have been UltraMantis and returns to tend to Hallowicked. When back on commentary UltraMantis laughs and mutters the words "You under-estimate me, Palamino!" to Larry Sweeney. Rating: E.

~LOSER BANISHED TO THE PAST~
Lance Steel defeated Lance Steel II in 12:49 by submission with a Boston Crab. Rating: E.

~POST-MATCH~
The match is over, and Lance Steel II is left down. Lance Steel is celebrating, but then stops and sees his opponent still on the ground. He attacks, and beats him into the canvas! Lance Steel laughs after his brutal attack on the younger version of himself, and than grabs a mic. Rating: F.

Lance Steel: "Hear ye, hear ye. I, Sir Lance Steel of Camelot, have been more than fed up with the antics of thy younger counterpart, Lance Steel. Now that he is banished into thy past, and never to return to this time again, I, Lance Steel, have decided to turn over a new leaf in CHIKARA. I am tired of not being treated with thy same chivalrous respect I treat thy other wrestlers with, and am also sick of being forced to dress in the same room as the scum known as thou Retail Dragon. Thy Dragons have been more than troublesome to the entire Steel name, and I will have no more of it! Thou shall prepare to feel the wrath of the new Lance Steel, as I will rule CHIKARA with an iron fist! Hizza!" Rating: E.

~BACKSTAGE PROMO~
Cheech: "Mhm, so, umm, tonight me and Cloudy have a match up against Jigsaw and Shane Storm. We've seen all their little antics and stuff, but me and Cloudy are what real tag-teams are about, you know? None of this mask garbage. We'll show them what it takes to be a real tag team tonight, and we'll be well on our way to becoming the next Campeones De Parejas." Rating: D.

~TAG TEAM ACTION~
Team ShaneSaw defeated Up In Smoke in 10:45 when Jigsaw defeated Cloudy by pinfall with a Jig and Tonic. Rating: D.

~POST-MATCH~
The match is over. Shane Storm and Jigsaw walk over and offer their hands as a sign of respect to Cheech and Cloudy for putting up a great fight, but Cheech and Cloudy refuse the handshake and walk off. Rating: E.

~YOUNG LION'S CUP~
Arik Cannon defeated Equinox in 14:07 by pinfall with a Glimmering Warlock. Arik Cannon makes defense number 2 of his Young Lion's Cup title. Rating: C-.

~POST-MATCH~
The match is over, and Arik Cannon and Equinox celebrate together in the ring for the fans. Rating: C-.

~INTERNATIONAL INVASION~
F.I.S.T. defeated Team K-Dojo in 13:35 when Icarus defeated MIYAWAKI by pinfall with a Pedigree. Rating: E.

~IN THE RING~
Larry Sweeney: "Well, well, well. Here I am, about to face the big bad Eddie Kingston in a Mystery Tag Team Partner match. But, you know "Sweet & Sour" Larry Sweeney always has a plan, and this time, I think I got the greatest plan ever baby! Allow me to introduce my tag team partner for tonight...EDDIE KINGSTON!"
The fans immediately boo, and a confused Eddie Kingston walks out and gets a mic.
Eddie Kingston: "Larry, I don't know what you are talking about. You can't pick me as your partner, you have a match against me." Rating: C.

Larry Sweeney: "That is the point! If I pick you as my partner, that means that you can't wrestle me, so you have to forfeit automatically! Haha, woo, another move by "Sweet & Sour" baby!"
All of a sudden, out from the entrance curtain comes COMMISSIONER BOB SAGET!
Bob Saget: "Larry Sweeney, I was back in my office thinking about becoming a lumberjack when I hear that you think you have some great plan to get out of the match you have tonight. Well guess what Larry? Since you tried to outsmart the Commissioner, I am just gonna put you in an even better match. It's gonna be you, one-on-one with Eddie Kingston, right now!" Rating: C.

~IMPROMPTU MATCH~
Larry Sweeney defeated Eddie Kingston in 15:42 by pinfall by using the ropes for leverage after a low blow that Referee Matt Dillon didn't see. Rating: C-.

~NEGATIVE BALANCE REMATCH~
Claudio Castagnoli defeated Mike Quackenbush in 16:45 by pinfall with a Swi$$ Uppercut. Rating: C.

~MILANO'S LAST SINGLES MATCH IN CHIKARA~
Milano Collection AT defeated Chris Hero in 22:31 by submission with an AT Lock. Rating: B-. Match Of The Night.

~POST-MATCH~
Milano Collection AT is celebrating his victory in the ring. Gran Akuma, Icarus and Claudio Castagnoli run in and attack, beating Milano down into the mat! Chris Hero recovers as well, and now Milano is being attacked 4-on-1! Hero has him set up for Hero's Welcome when... Rating: E.

Out from the back come Jigsaw, Shane Storm and Mike Quackenbush, who hit the ring to make the save! This triggers an eight man brawl, which has to be separated by a whole team of officials and other wrestlers. Rating: E.

Show Rating: C+.