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Post by spacejam on Apr 11, 2008 14:40:57 GMT -5
PENNSAUKEN, N.J. — Two Pennsauken High School students have been arrested after a teacher found what was believed to be a hit list that targeted actor Chuck Norris. Camden County prosecutor's spokesman Jason Laughlin says the list also included the names of three students and a school staff member. No one was injured. The two boys, both juniors, have not been found to have possessed any weapons. School superintendent James Chapman said in a posting on the district's Web site that the boys said the list was a joke. School officials and police were taking it seriously. www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,349608,00.html |
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Post by TooShort4 on Apr 11, 2008 14:52:47 GMT -5
Chuck Norris doesn't dodge bullets. Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2008 17:25:32 GMT -5
Good thing they didn't get the job done. If Chuck Norris dies, we all die.
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Post by great1 on Apr 11, 2008 17:30:39 GMT -5
Good thing they didn't get the job done. If Chuck Norris dies, we all die. Well it's a good thing Chuck Norris can't be killed. |
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Post by Bubba Ray DJ on Apr 11, 2008 17:56:09 GMT -5
I'm willing to bet the Chuck Norris add on was a joke.
"Let's take out these two...and this guy and him"
"YEAH"
"CHUCK NORRIS TOO!"
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Post by FabulousFreebird on Apr 11, 2008 18:12:17 GMT -5
Wouldn't have been better to see the headline:
"Two teens hearts removed by Chuck Norris as he enjoyed a Baconator."
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Post by the franchise on Apr 11, 2008 18:17:53 GMT -5
That town is about ten minutes from where I live. I would think the names of the staff and students would be the bigger issue.
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Post by Batista on Apr 11, 2008 18:28:47 GMT -5
Hopefully this  ing Chunk Norris fad ends, it was funny the first few jokes, now its just lame and sad. |
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Post by Groundswell on Apr 11, 2008 21:27:52 GMT -5
Hopefully this ing Chunk Norris fad ends, it was funny the first few jokes, now its just lame and sad. You think this is all just some big fad? Chuck Norris would feed your testicles to the fishes if he heard you say that.  |
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Post by King Shocker the Monumentous on Apr 12, 2008 0:28:30 GMT -5
Writing a hit list with Chuck Norris' name on it is equivalent to writing a suicide note. In fact, 38 states have deemed it a suitable subsititute in legal matters.
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Post by No Brokeback on Apr 13, 2008 2:22:42 GMT -5
I bet Chuck Norris put his own name on that list. He's always up for a challenge when death is involved.
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Post by TooShort4 on Apr 13, 2008 8:44:07 GMT -5
I bet Chuck Norris put his own name on that list. He's always up for a challenge when death is involved. Haha. Hopefully this ing Chunk Norris fad ends, it was funny the first few jokes, now its just lame and sad. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. |
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Post by Wato Stan Account on Apr 13, 2008 13:04:33 GMT -5
Honestly all Norris has to do is turn into a bear, wolf, or eagle(ala Forest Warrior) or an unholy master of terror, also known as a ninja. Norris has way too many skills underneath his belt to be taken down by some high school kids. If he gets in any mortal danger, he can just call upon his Karate Kommandos.
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Post by whatever on Apr 13, 2008 17:57:13 GMT -5
Hopefully this ing Chunk Norris fad ends, it was funny the first few jokes, now its just lame and sad. This fad will be over when Chuck Norris decides it's over. |
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Post by The Funniest Guy in Pants on Apr 13, 2008 19:28:29 GMT -5
Hopefully this ing Chunk Norris fad ends, it was funny the first few jokes, now its just lame and sad. It was never funny. There is nothing good about Chuck Norris. I guarantee you that at least 97% of the people that talk about him couldn't name one Chuck Norris movie, or at least one Chuck Norris movie they honestly enjoyed. It's a borderline sexual obsession, it isn't funny and it needs to stop. Getting back on topic though... how ing stupid are these kids for making a physical hit list? How many times have kids been busted for making hit lists? I'm sure they weren't going to do anything, most of these psychos never do, but still. They could have made a mental note of it or made a list on their computer(s) where no one would find it, if they know what they're doing. |
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Post by AndyPeck13 on Apr 13, 2008 19:49:19 GMT -5
Hopefully this ing Chunk Norris fad ends, it was funny the first few jokes, now its just lame and sad. It was never funny. There is nothing good about Chuck Norris. I guarantee you that at least 97% of the people that talk about him couldn't name one Chuck Norris movie, or at least one Chuck Norris movie they honestly enjoyed. It's a borderline sexual obsession, it isn't funny and it needs to stop. Getting back on topic though... how ing stupid are these kids for making a physical hit list? How many times have kids been busted for making hit lists? I'm sure they weren't going to do anything, most of these psychos never do, but still. They could have made a mental note of it or made a list on their computer(s) where no one would find it, if they know what they're doing. the fact that Chuck Norris was on it leads me to believe they weren't serious at all.. and i too believe that the Chuck Norris thing is no longer funny, but you saying it is a borderline sexual obsession makes no sense |
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Post by King Shocker the Monumentous on Apr 13, 2008 22:27:44 GMT -5
I guarantee you that at least 97% of the people that talk about him couldn't name one Chuck Norris movie, or at least one Chuck Norris movie they honestly enjoyed. Sidekicks. Whoooooo for being in the 3%. |
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Post by Doomrider on Apr 13, 2008 22:32:41 GMT -5
Unfortunate they didn't go through with it. The kids have taste.
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Post by jake_317 on Apr 13, 2008 22:35:57 GMT -5
SILENT RAGE....SUPER HUMAN KILLING MACHINE!!!!!
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Post by Neverfail Nao on Apr 14, 2008 11:00:47 GMT -5
Hopefully this ing Chunk Norris fad ends, it was funny the first few jokes, now its just lame and sad. It was never funny. There is nothing good about Chuck Norris. I guarantee you that at least 97% of the people that talk about him couldn't name one Chuck Norris movie, or at least one Chuck Norris movie they honestly enjoyed. It's a borderline sexual obsession, it isn't funny and it needs to stop. Getting back on topic though... how ing stupid are these kids for making a physical hit list? How many times have kids been busted for making hit lists? I'm sure they weren't going to do anything, most of these psychos never do, but still. They could have made a mental note of it or made a list on their computer(s) where no one would find it, if they know what they're doing. Chuck Norris is your daddy. |
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