Post by Swarm on Jul 13, 2008 20:58:57 GMT -5
"2008: A Wrestling Odyssey"
Coming LIVE from the New Alhambra Arena in Philadelphia, PA!
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The Main Event!
One-Time Only Special Attraction Incredible Event of Awesome
Yukio Blaze vs. Jake Slash
In what will surely be remembered as one for the ages, Jake Slash makes his one and, barring a completely underwhelming return to the WFWF, only appearance for the WFDC to take on the recently demoted Yukio Blaze. It's been a rough couple of months for Yukio. First, he gets usurped as owner (oooh broke the fourth wall I'm so cool), thrown off a balcony, comes back and loses his first match, then gets shelved into the intentionally B Level Product (ala, Smackdown). Then again, Jake Slash's girl did get kidnapped and probably raped so I guess you'll just have to weigh that one yourself. Either way, this match should prove to be interesting as both men look to stake their claim at being the greatest semi-professional water polo acrobat known on this side of the big blue marble we call earth.
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Second Priority but Still a One-Time Only Special Attraction Incredible Event of Awesome
Reckless vs. Drake Zine
Recently Reckless has found himself involved in the brotherly dispute of High Horror and David Williams. Meanwhile, Drake Zine has found himself booked on a card. It's the match that destiny made.
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The Fight For The Right to Party
Trace Hamilton vs. Claudio Caun
In an act of true perseverance, The Revolting Blob has lost at least 50 pounds and become an MMA Figher. Or maybe it's just a different character altogether. There's only one way to find out, so read our shows or I swear I will kill you with every inch of my being.
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David Schwimmer's a Terrible Pic-Base
Nick Jacobs vs. Thug
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song.
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I Can't Wait to See The Dark Knight This Week
Jay Mayhem vs. Fooloo Peterflurd
There is certainly no doubt that this match will be a battle of wits. Peterflurd will be out to make an impressive debut, while Mayhem is probably just looking to win a match.
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Yeah, Just Take Another Drink Mom... Did I Just Type That?
Alexa May Vendetta vs. Spider
You know that chick that's with Wez? Yeah, she's actually wrestling now, against Spider. It's not a real spider, though. That's just his name. It's really kind of false advertising, but it makes for a fairer fight.
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