Post by dsk2 on Jul 28, 2008 1:08:43 GMT -5
??: IZU appears out of a 12:00 in the morning darkness, into the light of one single street light, on the side of the freeway. Surrounding him is the road on the right, and dead grass on the left, which goes on for miles and miles. He walks onto the street, where there is yellow caution tape, wrapped around 4 cones, in a square around 4 of the 5 lanes of the freeway. Inside it is the aftermath of 1 drunk driver, 1 man who wasn't paying attention, and a bunch of kids in the backseat. He finds a chunk of metal off of a wrecked mini-van, and covers the top of the cone with it, then sits on it. The cone collapses, and he falls to the ground, but he ignores the fact that he had just fallen. He sits there, looking at the mini-van, and the truck. The truck was obviously of the man and his 3 boys, who sat in the back, and the mini-van, was probably full of anywhere from 6-8 drunken 14-year-olds, and another drunk person, but this time he was 21, and the driver.
??: But anyways..
??: Why was he sitting there? In the complete darkness? Not paying any attention to anything else? Because that truck that held the boys, used to be his.
IZU: Well it is mine, and for the record, I was paying attention! Notice the drunk part. And anyways who are you? And why did you just suddenly pop into this scene and start narrating?
??: Well for one, the names Rodger, an-
IZU: Well, uhhh... ok... "Rodger".
??: Ok, as I was saying, my names Rodger, and for another, I get payed for being a narrator.
IZU: Wait, Wait, Wait. You're saying, you get payed for popping up into peoples lives and telling the person's life sentence by sentence?And to other people?
??: The same old.. NEGATIVE.. DISRESPECTFUL... Kevin.
IZU: What the frickin'- How do you know my freakin' name!!!
??: Well, before I ,"Invade people's lives"... I get a file on you, and I get to read EVERYTHING about you...
Bedwetter!!
IZU: HEY! That was ONCE!!! And I was really tired that day! Guess what? MY BROTHER-
??: Ok, fine. I'll tell it to the people...
You were 15. Your brother woke you up at 12 to get him a drink, cause he's 5 and he spills ALL THE TIME. (Clumsy 5 Year Old) But anyway, next day you have a 5 mile marathon. You run, get 3rd place, and are so exhausted, you drive home, and go to bed. Wake up 4 hours later at dinner and... WET BED!!! HAHAHA!!!
IZU: Ok so whats the point of this???
??: PPFT!! HAHAHA!! AAAAHAHAHA!!!
IZU: WHAT!!?!?
??: I'm actually your brother! Haha! This is a prank! I've been following you in my equipment van, waiting for the perfect moment to get you back for the dinner incodent when we were 12! (Yes, Im still mad about 10 years ago) And I found it!
I just used a microphone!!! HAHA!!
And then he turns his headlights on.
After this, Kevin runs toward his brothers car.(And his brother is actually named Kyle) But whatever.. So he's running, and all the sudden he jumps into the air, and crashes through the windshield. He slugs his brother over and over again, dispite the fact both of them are pierced with broken glass. Saying this during the beat-down:
IZU: I!! CANT!! BELIEVE!!! YOU!!!! DID!!!! THIS!!!!! CANT YOU SEE.. THAT I'M IN A TIME OF PAIN!!!! ONE OF MY SONS JUST DIED IN A CAR ACCIDENT! AND YOU THINK ITS THE TIME FOR PRANKS!!!! YOU FREAKING ***HOLE!
Lucky for Kyle, the cops were supposed to come investigate the car accident scene at 1:30 in the morning, so they can get it done early. It was 1:27, and little did they know, this beat-down would go on until around 1:35, when the cops finally arrived. Kevin ran off, as quick as he saw headlights, and once the cops' headlights got close enough to spot him, he crawled until he reached a nice dark, un-seen place, then walked the rest of the way. And finally, around 4 or 5 o-clock in the morning, he arrived at his back fence, where he jumped it, unlocked the back door with the spare key, and went in side. Luckily, none of his two sons had woken up, and they were still in there beds.
The next day...
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!!!* This is the police! Open up!
I go to the door, slowly, but calmy And opened the door.
IZU: Hello officer, is there a problem? Did you run out of coffee? Or donuts?
Cop: Sir-
IZU: Because we got A-LOT of donuts here. I mean, I have 2 boys that CRAVE donuts.
Cop: SIR! This is a serious matter. We have evidence that makes us believe you were in a brutal beatdown. Around 1:30-ish in the morning, today?
IZU's 14-Year-Old-Boy: Dad, why are the pigsters here? You gettin' arrested? Sweet! I gotta tell all my friends!
IZU:Go back to bed, you can sleep in today.
IZU's 14-Year-Old-Boy: AWESOME!!! Hey Jimmy! We can sleep in today!
Jimmy: Sweet!!!
They both ran off to bed.
IZU: So anyway, yeah I did it. But... (Pulling something out of his pocket) Hows about I give you a, big old pile of donuts, and this wad of money, and we can say this never happened?
Cop: Sir..
IZU: Keep that hundred-grand to your self buddy. (Handing him a sack full of delicious.. tender... jelly filled..... DONUTS!) And here's your sack, you're gonna need one for that kind of job.. Have a nice day! (He said shutting the door)
And luckily, after that, the cop sped away! And then, with that, he finally went to bed, to get some sleep of his own, and maybe he can have enough sleep to last him until tomorrow, for his returning match, at the WFWF.
??: But anyways..
??: Why was he sitting there? In the complete darkness? Not paying any attention to anything else? Because that truck that held the boys, used to be his.
IZU: Well it is mine, and for the record, I was paying attention! Notice the drunk part. And anyways who are you? And why did you just suddenly pop into this scene and start narrating?
??: Well for one, the names Rodger, an-
IZU: Well, uhhh... ok... "Rodger".
??: Ok, as I was saying, my names Rodger, and for another, I get payed for being a narrator.
IZU: Wait, Wait, Wait. You're saying, you get payed for popping up into peoples lives and telling the person's life sentence by sentence?And to other people?
??: The same old.. NEGATIVE.. DISRESPECTFUL... Kevin.
IZU: What the frickin'- How do you know my freakin' name!!!
??: Well, before I ,"Invade people's lives"... I get a file on you, and I get to read EVERYTHING about you...
Bedwetter!!
IZU: HEY! That was ONCE!!! And I was really tired that day! Guess what? MY BROTHER-
??: Ok, fine. I'll tell it to the people...
You were 15. Your brother woke you up at 12 to get him a drink, cause he's 5 and he spills ALL THE TIME. (Clumsy 5 Year Old) But anyway, next day you have a 5 mile marathon. You run, get 3rd place, and are so exhausted, you drive home, and go to bed. Wake up 4 hours later at dinner and... WET BED!!! HAHAHA!!!
IZU: Ok so whats the point of this???
??: PPFT!! HAHAHA!! AAAAHAHAHA!!!
IZU: WHAT!!?!?
??: I'm actually your brother! Haha! This is a prank! I've been following you in my equipment van, waiting for the perfect moment to get you back for the dinner incodent when we were 12! (Yes, Im still mad about 10 years ago) And I found it!
I just used a microphone!!! HAHA!!
And then he turns his headlights on.
After this, Kevin runs toward his brothers car.(And his brother is actually named Kyle) But whatever.. So he's running, and all the sudden he jumps into the air, and crashes through the windshield. He slugs his brother over and over again, dispite the fact both of them are pierced with broken glass. Saying this during the beat-down:
IZU: I!! CANT!! BELIEVE!!! YOU!!!! DID!!!! THIS!!!!! CANT YOU SEE.. THAT I'M IN A TIME OF PAIN!!!! ONE OF MY SONS JUST DIED IN A CAR ACCIDENT! AND YOU THINK ITS THE TIME FOR PRANKS!!!! YOU FREAKING ***HOLE!
Lucky for Kyle, the cops were supposed to come investigate the car accident scene at 1:30 in the morning, so they can get it done early. It was 1:27, and little did they know, this beat-down would go on until around 1:35, when the cops finally arrived. Kevin ran off, as quick as he saw headlights, and once the cops' headlights got close enough to spot him, he crawled until he reached a nice dark, un-seen place, then walked the rest of the way. And finally, around 4 or 5 o-clock in the morning, he arrived at his back fence, where he jumped it, unlocked the back door with the spare key, and went in side. Luckily, none of his two sons had woken up, and they were still in there beds.
The next day...
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!!!* This is the police! Open up!
I go to the door, slowly, but calmy And opened the door.
IZU: Hello officer, is there a problem? Did you run out of coffee? Or donuts?
Cop: Sir-
IZU: Because we got A-LOT of donuts here. I mean, I have 2 boys that CRAVE donuts.
Cop: SIR! This is a serious matter. We have evidence that makes us believe you were in a brutal beatdown. Around 1:30-ish in the morning, today?
IZU's 14-Year-Old-Boy: Dad, why are the pigsters here? You gettin' arrested? Sweet! I gotta tell all my friends!
IZU:Go back to bed, you can sleep in today.
IZU's 14-Year-Old-Boy: AWESOME!!! Hey Jimmy! We can sleep in today!
Jimmy: Sweet!!!
They both ran off to bed.
IZU: So anyway, yeah I did it. But... (Pulling something out of his pocket) Hows about I give you a, big old pile of donuts, and this wad of money, and we can say this never happened?
Cop: Sir..
IZU: Keep that hundred-grand to your self buddy. (Handing him a sack full of delicious.. tender... jelly filled..... DONUTS!) And here's your sack, you're gonna need one for that kind of job.. Have a nice day! (He said shutting the door)
And luckily, after that, the cop sped away! And then, with that, he finally went to bed, to get some sleep of his own, and maybe he can have enough sleep to last him until tomorrow, for his returning match, at the WFWF.
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