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Post by The L.F.C Fan on Dec 6, 2008 5:57:51 GMT -5
Hehe, as always very nice bud.
I'm in a tag team now? xD
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Post by iyfwkidzc on Dec 7, 2008 2:13:14 GMT -5
Nick Jacobs is sitting on the steps of the bus, with iPod headphones in his ears. Jacobs then quickly tugs them out of his ears and begins to speakNJ: Okay, first of all, I really do not understand how Drew Parkland gets ladies with his awful southern accent and those appalling teeth. Then again, some of those British skanks in the crowd look like they haven't brushed since they were  ing born. Same for Drew. I guess that's why the chicks dig him, instead of the true lady killers, me and Sam here, ain't that right, dude? (Kineval quickly comes off the bus onto the stairs) SK: Hell yeah, brother. I can't wait to get back to the good old USA to meet up with some real luscious chicks! (Jacobs scoots over as Kineval exits the bus) NJ: Ain't that the truth. Now, onto Mike, and Revolution X, and all that crock of ****. Mike, "blemish on prom night"? Really? I guess you were my "blemish" when you never shut the up about all the chicks you got when I had to sit in the passenger's seat on the car rides to indy promotions while we were in SCW, I guess, right? Ehh. Whatever. Go have fun getting your ass kicked by Revolution X. Me and Sam will enjoy the merciless beating Hammers and them will hand you. Good luck, haha. You're gonna need it. (Jacobs quickly hops off the bus as the camera fades to black) |
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Post by shrizer19 on Dec 7, 2008 4:28:47 GMT -5
Nice Update..So far I have read ALL the shows  they have been improving alot lately!Tiger still losing makes it abit boring now lol.....hmm wonder if one day he will surprise the fans with a BIG bang!lol.Thanks again anyways  |
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Post by Red Dragon on Dec 7, 2008 14:11:13 GMT -5
 Oh Behave! It was 3:00 in the morning and I was up ready for some training. I walked out of the hotel (which we finally was aloud in) and to the bus. I opened it up and stamped my foot on the ground loudly waking up the people inside the bus. Kineval: What the bloody hell is going on here e’n? Aries: I’m waking you guys up Pagano: At 3:00 in the f***in morning? Aries: Yeah, you didn’t think you were getting away with trashing a room right? Jacobs: No, you made us stay in this damn bus while the others are in the hotel, that’s our punishment Aries: No that was just the beginning. Get dressed and meet me outside boys. I waited outside Jacobs soon came out in a zombie like state, Kineval followed the same but there was no Pagano coming out of the bud. I walked back in to find he was still sleeping, I decided to let him sleep (for now) I then took the guys though some hardcore training (not tables and chairs) they were sweating buckets well either that or the pouring rain (didn’t I mention it was raining, well its Britain it always is) By the time Jacobs and Kineval were done the rest of the students had got up, got changed and met us down by the bus. Aries: You guys learned your lesson then? I looked down at a exhausted Jacobs and Kineval, they started nodding. I told them to go and take a break while I start training with the others but Pagano was still not up. After a day worth of Training session I remembered Pagano. Aries: Were’s Pagano, is he still in the bus Spade: No man, he’s taking a piss break Aries: Where? Spade pointed to Shaun Tigers room, I walked in and Tiger was laying down listening to his I-pod. Aries: Where’s Pagano? Tiger: Toilet Tiger pointed to the toilet, I picked up the cupboard (not above my head, lets say moved it) and placed it in front of the toilet room. After the flush we heard a voice. Pagano: What the hell? The damn door is locked, HELP! I looked around, I made sure I had all the students to watch his humiliation. Then Petey tapped my shoulder. Petey: Austin, is it true the toilet flushes the other way? What? Anyway I left Pagano in the toilet over night (isn’t that basically kidnap) 3:00 in the morning I walked into Shaun’s, Bockwinkel and Thomas’s room, moved the cupboard and saw Pagano asleep with his head right over the toilet. Aries: Ready for some training? Austin Aries |
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Post by iyfwkidzc on Dec 7, 2008 14:38:28 GMT -5
I waited outside Jacobs soon came out in a zombie like state BRAAAAAAAAAAIIIINNNS!   |
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Post by shrizer19 on Dec 7, 2008 23:08:01 GMT -5
Nice lol.Funny punishment for them...pagano in the toilet without food? LOL.....
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Post by Red Dragon on Dec 9, 2008 14:20:44 GMT -5
Bar BrawlSo here we are, back in the bus after nearly two weeks in the city of Manchester. Now we’re heading to the capital of Scotland, Edinburgh. Luckily for Ryler he lives near the arena we will be training at (Yep no training outside this time) I look around everyone is in there’re little groups so I called over Shaun Tiger away from Mike-Air. Aries: Hey all right Shaun Shaun: Uh hey Aries: I need to talk to you about something Shaun: Yeah go ahead Aries: Well recently you have been receiving pretty plain reactions from the crowd Shaun: Are you gonna fire me? Aries: No, no. Anyway I can’t you guys pay to be here. I want to get you to change your name and gimmick to get the crowd talking Shaun: No more jobbing Tiger Aries: Nope Shaun: Sounds great, sign me up After telling Shaun about the change I told the driver to pull over at the nearest café. He pulled into a greasy joint that has a neon light just about flashing in green saying ‘Davey’s Dinner’ We entered and immediately turned heads, well imagine 20 large muscular guys entering. The students then split up into groups around the café with big hairy bikers staring at them. Pagano who was on the next table to me with Kineval and Jacobs started muttering. Pagano: Why is that fat dude staring at me Jacobs: He’s looking for a fight Kineval: Or he’s looking at your burger (small laugh) Pagano: If that dude stares at me one more time I’ll smack his freakin head off Aries: Oh Evan cool it. We don’t want to start a fight. One of the waitress then called out my number to which I stood up and went to get my food. Waitress: Your not from around here, are you darling Aries: No actually we’re from America, well most of us Waitress: So why do you travel round together, you gays or something At this point I spotted Petey walking up to a guy at the bar, something was about to kick off Petey: Umm excuse me may I borrow that brown sauce there? Biker: Why don’t you get it huh? Petey: I would but I can’t reach, do you mind? Biker: Why don’t you use those arms of those ya freak Petey is the most mild mannered man I have ever met he's the modern BFG.he’s so polite and he was being picked apart by this biker (in verbal way anyway) Parkland saw this and nudged Daniel Sinn (who have become good friends since teaming) FUSE's version of Beer Money walked up to Petey and stood either side. Daniel: Is there a problem here boys? The biker then stood up which caused another 2 of his biker mates to stand up. There was a face off. All hell was about to break loose! And guess who was about to start it…Pagano. He walked up to the guy who had been staring at him and stabbed him in the head with a fork! (Abdullah the Butcher style) Then Parkland and Sinn started brawling, the Insane Assassins grabbed metal trays off the waitresses and started causing havoc and crazy Steven Kagemann smashed a bottle and went after everyone. Bodies were flying everywhere and there was a epic war between Bikers and wrestlers and I thought to myself “Was it such a good idea to come to the UK?” Austin Aries |
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Post by Chris Hammers on Dec 9, 2008 15:15:37 GMT -5
haha, bar fight was awesome, really made me laugh when Evan stabbed the biker with a fork, great stuff. The assasin's going all Balls Mahoney and Axl Rotten with treys was also fun. Shame the biker was being a d**k to Petey, would of been fun if Petey gave him a Kahli like chop to the head, hehe. Keep this up Red, going well.
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Post by Ramos on Dec 9, 2008 16:21:35 GMT -5
I liked the bar brawl. Evan is a nut case. Stabbing the biker with a fork is genius. Haha. Petey should have Canadian Destroyered the biker in the bar. Or maybe not. Can't wait for the next show man.
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Post by shrizer19 on Dec 9, 2008 21:55:33 GMT -5
Sweet Update dude.thanks for the change in my character.im really happy about it
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Post by stevereno159 on Dec 10, 2008 2:54:29 GMT -5
lmao at me smashing a bottle (over my head?) and then going after everyone, it's hilarious
also i hope i can quit losing *goes to train* lolz
btw lost to the guy who i tagged with in my first ever match *lost btw*
Steven Kagemann FUSE Stats
2-3 in Tag Competition
0-5 in Singles Competition
1 X FUSE Duos Champion
2-8 total - not very successful
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Post by shrizer19 on Dec 10, 2008 5:15:38 GMT -5
lol steve be happy you even won a match........
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Post by Rated R on Dec 10, 2008 12:22:55 GMT -5
Sweet update man, absolutely loved the bar brawl, I'm mad for impromtu bar fights. Can't wait to see the fallout from it though, and I look forward to the next show.
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Post by iyfwkidzc on Dec 10, 2008 17:24:13 GMT -5
MORTAL KOMBAT~!
Ha, loved the update RD.
Promo coming sometime today.
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Post by stevereno159 on Dec 10, 2008 22:11:34 GMT -5
lol you havent won a match?
btw didnt mean to make it seem like i was complaining, i still find this diary as interesting as i did as when it started
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Post by shrizer19 on Dec 11, 2008 8:37:42 GMT -5
lol yeah steve......Thanks for spicing some stuff up RedDragon +1 Karma for you |
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Post by Jord on Dec 11, 2008 12:29:44 GMT -5
Aha, the bar brawl ws great. Petey stabbing the biker on the head with the fork was great, as was The Insane Assassin's using the trays with weapons was funny too. Although the whole thing seemed a little unrealistic, I couldn't care less since it's always a good write-up! |
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Post by Red Dragon on Dec 11, 2008 12:43:24 GMT -5
Land of the ScotsSo here we are, after a long hard journey we are finally here. In Edinburgh, Scotland and damn what a trip. It was all going well, everyone was behaving and I got some work done. Then we pulled into that café and ended up bringing the house down. We all limped off the bus, Kagemann with a bandaged head after smashing a bottle over his head, Matthew Spade with a black eye and Pagano laughing still with a fork in his back pocket. We parked in front of hotel and the guys just walked in but I grabbed Pagano by the arm. Pagano: What the F… Aries: Watch your language now Pagano: What do you want Austin? Aries: I need a talk Pagano: What about? Aries: Starting a bar brawl after stabbing someone in the head Pagano: He was asking for it! Aries: I didn’t hear him. Just watch yourself, right? Pagano: Meh Pagano walked around me going to grab his bag instead I put my foot on it stopping him from lifting it Pagano: What you doing? Aries: Punishment Pagano: More? Aries: New crime, new punishment Pagano: So I’m suppost to live without my stuff Aries:Just for tonight, you can have it back after tomorrows show Pagano: But I need some stuff I reached down and grabbed a pair of boxers, shirt and jeans then threw them at him Aries: There you go, happy now? Pagano: These underwear have been used! Aries: That just make them more comfortable Pagano: But what about my ring gear? Aries: Let me sort that out Pagano: Oh no, not again I pulled from the bus a clown costume, to be exact the clown costume Pagano wore on his first day as a punishment. Aries: Why don’t you go and try it on? Pagano: (muttering) Screw you Aries: Have a nice time Giggles! I walked into the hotel, got my room key and went in. Then I made the card for tomorrows card. Edinburgh, Scotland CardSingle OpenerJames Simmons vs. Mike Air Simmons is a young independent star working around the Scotland circuit and tomorrow he faces the fast Mike Air.Triple Threat CrazinessShaun Tiger vs. Dragon Aisu vs. Matthew Spade Top UK star Dragon Aisu tries to make a impact against the Rocker Matthew Spade and Shaun Tiger, who looks to make a change. Why so Jealous?Bret Thomas vs. Steven Kagemann Back on our first show these two teamed up, last week Thomas picked up a victory in a triple threat. Kagemann seems jealous of Thomas’s two title matches but can he pick up his first single win?The Long Awaited Return of…Nick Jacobs w) Sam Kineval vs. Giggles the Clown (Pagano) Keeping on the theme of the first ever show, Giggles the Clown returns to find himself going up against the cocky alliance of Jacobs and Kineval.Rival Teams CollideNew Age Lady Killers (Drew Parkland & Daniel Sinn) vs. Insane Assassins (Twisted Assassin & Insane Dragon) Last week the Assassins saved the Flyin Tigers from the Lady Killers attacking them. Now the Lady Killers want the Assassins one-on-one (or two-on two)Back to Where it All StartedPetey the Pirate vs. Edward Colgate w) Patrick R. Everson Weeks back this match sparked the debut of ‘The Ultimate Jock’ Everson now we revisit this match but who will win this time?FUSE Duo ChampionshipRevolution X (Safu & Jordan Devine) vs. Jacob Ryler and James Powers In one month time FUSE will hold their biggest event ever, Riot Act were Revolution X will face the team of Ryler, Powers and Bockwinkel. This week Ryler and Powers look to take the titles off their rivals.No.1 Contender for LondonNigel McGuinness vs. Henry Edwards On the last night of the UK tour Champion Chris Hammers will face either one of these two men, both laid into each other verbally a few weeks ago now they look to lay into each other using violence.Austin Aries |
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Post by Ramos on Dec 11, 2008 13:02:33 GMT -5
Like the newest update and cannot wait for the debut of Simmons (only cos he is my character ) and there is hardly a Scottish circuit, well there is but it is rubbish  |
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Post by †hê Jå§ðñ Wïllïåm§ on Dec 11, 2008 16:40:44 GMT -5
Come on petey, you can win this time
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