Sims National Wrestling: 2008-2021

One for the Road

FUSE started as normal with ‘flux’ by Bloc Party playing in the small arena. All the guys were hyped ready to go on tour straight after the show and still nobody knew were we were going. FUSE’s resident rocker rocked out the crowd as he walked to the ring. Spade entered shouted some famous song titles and waited for his opponent, Mike Air who ran to the ring and took the fight to Spade.

Match 1: Matthew Spade vs. Mike Air
A good fast paced match both men havn’t been winning recently so it was fun to know that one of them was going to win. Like previous weeks Air impressed the fans with his kicks and incredibly fast pace. Spade looked like he was about to hit the Ace of Spades but Air slipped out and hit the Doom Time (The Unprettier) for his first win!
Winner: Mike Air

Match 2: Drew Parkland vs. Bret Thomas
A very strange mix of styles we had a hard hitter (Parkland) and the techniqual wrestling goodness of Thomas. These two went back and forth and Parkland just kept hitting legit tough punches leading to Thomas’ eye bleeding. Thomas came back and started stretching the holy hell outta the Redneck before putting him away with the Hammer's Fall (Gory Rack Piledriver)
Winner: Bret Thomas

Match 3: Edward Colgate vs. Petey the Pirate
A lot of comical wrestling with Petey and the ‘Mastermind.’ At many points Colgate counted a move or moved out of the way and tapped his head angering the crowd. Petey’s clear size advantage looked like it was going to pay off until a man rolled into the ring in a collage jacket and wrestling singlet causing a DQ.
Winner by DQ: Petey the Pirate

Collgate then introduced the man as Patrick R. Everson his favourite student. Everson then hoisted Petey into his finisher The Harvard Hangover (Blockbuster) then the Jock and the Teacher left.

Sam Kineval then made his way out he talked how Jacobs needs to make a choice between teaming with himself or the ‘loser’ Kagemann. Kagemann walked out ready to do battle.

Match 4: Steven Kagemann vs. Sam Kineval
Kagemann looked pretty good here, he’s improved a lot and works a fast style with some really good strikes. Kineval kept up to his heel-ish side and kept using dirty tactics to try to win the match. During the match Kagemann went for a missile drop kick but Kineval ducked sending Kagemann into the referee. Kineval rolled to the outside while Jacobs ran down to check on the referee. Kineval came back in with a chair and hit Kagemann with it. Kineval threw the chair out and pinned Kagemann after a Chaos Death Shot (Firemans carry lung blower)
Winner: Sam Kineval

Sam Kineval stood tall after the match and Jacob entered. Kagemann got to his feet with his hand covering his head from the chairshot he just took. Jacobs then had to make up his mind and walked over to his partner Kagemann and shook hands… then turned on him and beat him down along with Kineval as the duo stood tall!

Intermission

Match 5: Insane Assassins (Insane Dragon and Twisted Assassin) vs. The Young Bucks (Nick and Matt Jackson)
These two teams worked very well, the current PWG Champions lived up to their hype and looked very impressive. Insane Assassins still work well and with their Super Dragon style and team moves the looked like they had the match won until Nick hit a sunset flip on Dragon for a quick win.
Winners: The Young Bucks (Nick and Matt Jackson)

Henry Edwards then made his way out and talked about the FUSE World Championship and how he should be champ. The fans were 50/50 behind him, some booed and some chanted for him. He said after we come back on tour he will challenge and win the FUSE title from whoever is champ.

FUSE World Championship
Match 6: Chris Hammers vs. James Powers
Very strange for the match not to have the main event slot which told the crowd we wasn’t going to have a new champion tonight. Hammers looked off his game and abit flabby, even Powers looked off tonight and this match didn’t work very well. The match wasn’t awful or bad just not as good as expected. Hammers got the win after Amy Lee distracted Powers leading to Hammers nailing the Last Minute Orders (Sit out spinebuster) for the victory.
Winner and still FUSE World Champion: Chris Hammers (3rd Defence)

After the match Henry Edwards stood at the entrance sending a message to his future opponent. As they left the two teams made their way out and Amy stayed out to support the current Duo’s Champions. Devine worked the crowd well then the faces made their way out, Bockwinkel and Ryler.

Main Event: Safu & Jordan Devine vs. Mike Bockwinkel & Jacob Ryler
An amazingly good main event Mike, Ryler and Devine worked their asses off in this and it paid off with a awesome match. Safu also worked well but his size let him down to work the rate at which the others were working, he still looked dam good with strikes and huge slams. Mike proved that he should be in the main event after hitting the Bockwinkel Special (Piledriver) and Ryler then came off the top with a Broken and beaten (Diving guillotine leg drop.)
Winners: Mike Bockwinkel & Jacob Ryler

As the match ended Ryler and Mike celebrated then from the entrance came FUSE World Champion, Chris Hammers with a new green Hammers shirt. He walked down and stopped just before the ring then mouthed “turn around” as they did Safu and Devine laid them out. As they were about to leave a man stood in their way with no shoes, ragged jeans and a black “Choose Death” shirt this man was none other than Necro Butcher! He battled with Safu before dumping him over the guardrail and chased Devine back into the ring were Mike and Ryler were waiting to strike on him. Hammers and Amy escaped and looked frightened at the sight of the Butcher.

Austin Aries

Tour Time

“So come on tell us were we’re going already?” said Matt Spade sounding more and more like a little kid. I waited for the main Eventers to get to the back and put some clothes on then got in the bus and waited for the students to pile in. Just like Noah’s Ark the students piled in two by two each sitting next to their respective partners. Then I looked around “Where’s Everson?” I asked looking round, “What? That newbie?” answered Hammers. I went back inside to see Everson in the gym with his collage tank top on and short shorts that would make any man cry. “Come on Everson lets go!” I shouted across the room, “Go…uh were?” said the baffled Everson putting his hoodie on. “On Tour, didn’t anyone tell you?” I had forgot he wasn’t here at the announcement, this was his first day and no-one had told him. Luckily he hadn’t unpacked much from coming here so he put everything back in and ran to the bus we were all finally here and we set off.

“Now are you going to tell us were we are going?” Asked the impatience Devine. I didn’t answer and instead lay back and put some tunes in and left the rest of the students wondering. About half a mile away from our destination I woke up listening to “Sweet Child of Mine” and took my ear phones out. “So we’re not staying in America then?” Thomas said as the students eyes lit up looking at the large planes taking off in the airport.

Once there I made sure everyone got off, paid the driver then was pulled aside by Drew Parkland. “Ize gotta tell ya’ll something Austin” said the redneck in his thick action. “Go Ahead” I fired back. “Ize never been on a plane before” I gave him a reassuring answer then took control of the group who were looking around. I lead the students to the main gate were the metal detector was, It was a disaster waiting to happen. As I passed though I heard Mike shout “Look its Christian Cage!” the students all ran up to him all apart from Sam Kineval and Evan Pagano who muttered mark and walked though security. Kineval had a little bit of trouble with security (this dude has a big problem with authority) I couldn’t get back to the guys to get them to hurry up the guard kept holding me back telling “No passing back man”

After the guys finally dragged themselves away from Christian Cage they started to get though the metal detector then “I’m sorry sirs but your going to have to take those masks off” the guard asked the Insane Assassins. The man continued to ask then reached out to Twisted Assassin’s mask to take it off, Assassin twisted his arm and threw him across the shiny floor. Another guard came up but Insane Dragon soon took care of him sending him to the floor. Sadly the masked duo were surrounded by guards then taken to a room. All the other guys look frightened then it came to the last man to come though. BEEP BEEP “I’m sorry sir but…” the guard who had been beaten up by Assassin looked up at the massive Petey who looked like a monster. “Don’t worry just pass straight though” the guard says. After getting though I asked Petey what set it off and he revealed he still had his metal hook on.

We got though the doors and were waiting to board the plane then I counted up the numbers “Someone’s missing” I shouted (Even with Insane Assassins taken away) “Were’s Shaun?” Powers asked referring to Shaun Tiger. We had lost him but there was no turning back we were already boarding the plane. The plane ride it self was fairly calm apart from numerous times when Parkland was frightened especially when the safety announcement came on “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!” Screamed Parkland as he stood up as Sinn and Thomas pulled him back down. So we were off (even if we were missing 3 guys) I woke up (again, yeah I’m lazy) and started leaving the plane, we had landed. I walked in front of the students “Welcome to Great Britain!”

Austin Aries