You know WWE has taken over your life when...

Whenever you get mad, you throw off your coat and start beating it up.

You kick someone in the head, then run away with their wallet, chanting " money, Money, Yeah yeah! "

You Randomly Yell " Bang Bang " on a Plane.

You know WWE has taken over your life when... you start doing the DX chop at random times.

When you relate Movies and other TV Shows with wrestling terms.

"The heel in that movie didnt get enough heat, it was too much babyface shine the whole way through, what is he, Cena?"

You'll always remember the name (inhales) Goooldusst!
You try to rip your shirt like Hulk Hogan but fail everytime

when you catch yourself asking friends questions just to scream "IT DOESN'T MATTER" at them.

when walking through a crowd at the bar you do the razor ramon/scott hall strut.

when you refuse to play beer pong until they play your theme music.

you know u watch to much wrestling when you superkick ppl

When you are walking down a street and you randomly say to people ''Put up the Honk-a-Meter!'' in a Itallian accent.

Youve hit somebody with a chair.

When your stove is making that clicking noise waiting to turn on, you do the Kane explosion. AND your happy as hell if you nail it.

The only time youve seen K-fed perform, he was fighting John Cena.

You know all the quotes in WWE's current opening package by heart.

Whenever you climb a ladder, you do it in a slow, exhausted, reaching way.

You have voices in your head. They council you, they talk to you. They understand.

And last, but not least

When the answer to all of your problems are simple: RKO.

When you get out of the shower and put the towel around you, looking into the mirror and do the Val Venis taunt.

You know WWE has taken over you life when anytime you or someone else says 'Listen...' you begin to go '...this ain't no make-believe...c'mon open your eyes and see!'

When you see a Singapore Cane you first thoughts are Sandman and Tommy Dreamer.
No matter what you know what everybody wants, needs, and loves is Head.
When you hear someone mention Asbury Park NJ you think BAM BAM!
When you hear Pomp and Circumstance especially at graduation you scream "Oh Yeah!", point out your index fingers and spin around, ask if anybody wants to "snap into a slimjim" the whole time doing a Macho Man voice.

everytime you look at the clock and see 3:16 or 2:22 or 6:19 you think of Austin/Jericho/Mysterio