Post by Returnal on Oct 31, 2008 9:06:54 GMT -5
Shane O'Riley went from being the most promising up and comer in the WFWF to the most hated and overrated man in the history of the WFWF with the fans hating his guts. O'Rileys WFWF career started when he met with Phoenix a young WFWF Diva who was brand new to WFWF. She got him a contract and the 2 became inseperable throughout the year even going on world tour together. When Phoenix left O'Riley he began to lose more and more until finally he adopted a gimmick called Ravil in which he left his more evil side out whilst wearing a face mask. when he realised that wasnt working he became Shane The Nerd and sold his Diamond Encrusted Belt for a Computer and began reviewing WFWF matches online...He then was kicked for having an ego problem behind the scenes of the WFWF and took a nice pay cheque with him.
Since leaving the WFWF Shane O'Riley has wrestled independently with his last P.P.V appearance being in Russia where he lost a World Title Match to his cousin in the most violent match in the history of the federation which consisted of O'Riley being hung up on a cross and being pushed into barbed wire cutting him open. Since that horrible day O'Riley has worked a tournament to crown a Young Lions Champion which he lost in the opening round too and a small independent federation where he lost in 10 minutes to a young upcoming star.
Currently Shane O'Riley lives in Tokyo Japan learning martial arts and training young japanese wrestlers to make it big in Japan. On the 23rd of October 2008 Shane O'Riley recieved a phone call from the WFWF receptionist.
WFWF Receptionist: Hello is this a Mr. Shane O'Riley?
Shane: Indeed it is.
WFWF Receptionist: Mr. O'Riley i have been asked by the higher ups of the WFWF to give you a call in regards too returning too the WFWF.
Shane: And who exactly are these "Higher ups"?
WFWF Receptionist: Mr. King Kraig.
Shane: Whom? King Kraig? Never heard of him.
WFWF Receptionist: He's the head of the WFWF but he wants you in our development federation to prove you can still wrestle.
Shane: Tsk...Prove i can still wrestle?
WFWF Receptionist: Yes...Lots of men are coming back and they're all starting at the bottom to prove they still have what it takes to wrestle with the real men.
Shane: Aha...Fine then lets talk money
WFWF Receptionist: Wow you don't wait around long do you?
Shane: I'm making a great living in Japan why would i come back if it isnt worth it?
WFWF Receptionist: The money is quite a large sum the WFWF is very serious about expanding it's roster with the men who made it what it was.
Shane: I played a rich snob, an evil monster despite me being 5 foot 8 and 220 pounds and i played a nerd...I didnt make WFWF what it was but god dammit i will bring it back to the top just for the reason of "Because i can"
WFWF Receptionist: Wow...Okay i'll uh send you out a contract for a match with Chris Rodgers it will main event the show.
Shane: Aha...Where i belong the Main Event how lovely.
Before the receptionist could say her goodbyes Shane O'Riley hung up the phone. O'Riley looked smugly towards one of his Japanese students as he began to speak
Shane: You take me to an Airport right now i'm returning to WFWF and this time i'm gonna make a difference.
Japanese student: ...Okay
O'Riley and the student leave the dojo as O'Riley collects his stuff as he says goodbye. He says he might return one day as the Japanese students all respectally bow at him. O'Riley nods as he walks out and gets driven towards the airport. As the Japanese student drives he begins talking to O'Riley.
Japanese student: O'Riley san will you really return to Japan?
Shane: One day.
Japanese student: Who will you fight in WFWF?
Shane: Chris Rodgers
Japanese student: AHH CHRIS RODGERS
Shane: ...You know of him? I've never heard of him in my life.
Japanese student: Ahh yes he very good but he very new he only have a few matches he's very small and gets star struck by opponents O'Riley san.
Shane: ...So he's a mark?
Japanese student: No no Chris Rodgers
Shane: Star struck by his opponents? He must be a big fan of me then, I'll enjoy kicking his ass and spilling his blood throughout the WFDC Development Venue.
Japanese student: No no don't do that i believe Chris Rodgers is uh...Very respectful wrestler he does everything by the book and just wants fair contest.
Shane: Shutup i hate people who want a fair contest being fair is stupid why wrestle someone for 30 minutes when you can cheat and wrestle them for 15 minutes and still get the victory? What is the point?
Japanese student: Ahh fair fight crowd like fair fight
Shane: Fair fighting is for idiots just like you're an idiot you do your job and you drive me somewhere you stupid spoon.
Japanese student: Why you always mean for?
Shane: SHUT! UP!
The car drives into the distance as the Japanese student continues trying to talk to Shane. Shane simply ignores the student and takes a nap as the student finally gets the picture and gets O'Riley to the airport
On the Airplane!
O'Riley is waiting for his plane back to the United States to take off as he tries to once again take a nap. O'Riley dozes off to sleep as a child behind him kicks his seat. O'Riley obviously upset mutters to himself as he turns around to the mother of the child and begins to speak.
Shane: Listen lady i'm a BIG star and your child is disrupting my BIG nap so tell it to shutup before i launch it out of this airplane and into that Japanese ocean.
O'Riley points out the window to a nearby ocean as he s
s too himself. About 5 minutes later he gets tapped on the shoulder as he turns around and notices the small child that kicked his chair before.
Shane: Jesus christ almighty why are you children so annoying? Go play with your pokemon and leave me alone you ignorant swine.
Random Kid: Booger.
Shane: What the hell where is your education? YOU!
O'Riley points to the mother who is trying to restrain another one of her children.
Shane: YOU! YOU NEED TO TEACH YOUR CHILD BETTER I'M A BIG STAR! YOU SEE THIS PASSPORT?!
O'Riley throws his passport at the woman as she looks visibly scared and her two children are starting to cry.
Shane: THAT RIGHT THERE SAYS SHANE O'RILEY! I AM A MEGA STAR IN WRESTLING
Woman: Wrestling is for fags
Shane: Your husbands a fag.
Woman: That was lame
Shane: Your face is lame
Woman: ...
Shane: Yeah! Bitch you got owned!
Several Hours Later!
Shane O'Riley gets off the plane as he is visibly jet lagged. He stands outside the airport waiting for a Limousine (Or a taxi) as he waits he starts humming his theme song. A bum comes along and begins talking too him.
Bum: Have you got money for a taxi cab sir?
Shane: Ahh you must be Chris Rodgers yes i am looking for the venue young man.
Bum: My name isnt Chris Rodgers i just need 2 dollars for a taxi cab.
Shane: You look homeless...Just like Chris Rodgers will be after i'm done with him.
O'Riley laughs at his lame comment as he tells the bum to go away. Finally a taxi arrives as O'Riley quickly climbs in and tells the driver he is looking for the WFDC Studio. The driver takes off as the driver begins to try and start small chat.
Cab Driver: So are you a young upstart wrestler?
Shane: You know what the WFDC is?
Cab Driver: Yes i take my son to watch the shows regularly.
Shane: You don't know who i am?
Cab Driver: No sir.
Shane: WFWF? I was there? Shane Diamond? Ravil? Shane The Nerd?
Cab Driver: Oh yeah the lower midcarder who thought he was a big deal? Yes i remember you.
Shane: HEY! I AM A BIG DEAL!
Cab Driver: Do you still have that Diamond Encrusted belt? That was the only cool thing about you.
Shane: What about my long lucsious locks? My great body? My beautiful 10,000 dollar suit? Doesent this mean anything to you?
Cab Driver: You're in a taxi sir.
Shane: So what? I am beautiful
Cab Driver: Man you are annoying i'm glad the WFDC Studio is just around this corner.
Shane: I do not need to speak to a mere peasant like you.
The cab swings around the corner as it stops and the cab driver asks O'Riley for the fare. O'Riley pays it as he exits the cab and enters the studio. He see's some fans in the parking lot as he makes his way over to them.
Shane: Okay fans do not mob me. Yes it is me Shane O'Riley i will sign 1 autograph for each of you and will not take pictures with you i am in a rush you see.
Fan #1: Who are you?
Shane: I am Shane O'Riley *sighs* ...Shane Diamond? ...Ravil? ...Shane The Nerd?
Fan #2: OH! THE crapTY JOBBER! Dude do a 450 in your next match i'll mark out.
Shane: Do you smoke pot young man? I will not do a 450 in my next match i am much too valuable to WFDC too risk injury.
Fan #1: DUDE I'M TOTALLY GONNA MARK OUT FOR YOU ONLINE TONIGHT!
Fan #2: YEAH MAN I'LL SPILL THIS NEWS TO MELTZER
Shane: Meltzer?
Fan #1: You don't know Rave Meltzer?
Shane: Uh no...Excuse me i have to go inside now
Fan #1: YOUR THE MAN O'RILEY
Shane: ...Marks
O'Riley walks to the front door and opens it as the receptionist that he spoke too before is sitting there. She spins around as O'Riley begins to speak.
Shane: Hello my lady i am Shane O'Rile...
Receptionist: You're a jerk you hung up on me.
Shane: Yes i did because you are a mere peasant in my quest for the WFWF World Heavyweight Championship
Receptionist: Yeahhh keep dreaming buddy. Sign in over on that counter
O'Riley glares at the woman before signing into the Studio. He gets informed that the ring is towards the back as he walks and finds it quite easily. He gets into the ring as he looks around and runs the ropes in his dress pants and dress shoes he bumps once as he stands up and looks around.
(Note: The following is on camera)
Shane: So i come back to America a place i don't really like at all and here i am against someone who is apparently a huge mark for the veterans of this sport. I don't like people that are unprofessional and i don't like people who have had barely any matches therefore, Chris i do not like you and i will never like you. Do you seriously think you are a challenge too me? Lets look at it this way kid, I've been wrestling for 3 years and you're what? Brand new to wrestling? Kid you don't have a chance against me i've had more matches then you've had hot meals and i've won more matches then you've wrestled in. I am the most underrated wrestler in the history of wrestling and i am here for one reason and that is too win the WFWF World Heavyweight Title...Let me guarantee that the WFWF World Heavyweight Title will be mine and Rodgers you're the one who will be my stepping stone. See you in the ring kid.
O'Riley poses on the top turnbuckle as he leaves the ring and walks back up the ramp and towards the studio.
(O.O.C okay i think i'm a tad bit rusty here so any feedback would be really appreciated)
Since leaving the WFWF Shane O'Riley has wrestled independently with his last P.P.V appearance being in Russia where he lost a World Title Match to his cousin in the most violent match in the history of the federation which consisted of O'Riley being hung up on a cross and being pushed into barbed wire cutting him open. Since that horrible day O'Riley has worked a tournament to crown a Young Lions Champion which he lost in the opening round too and a small independent federation where he lost in 10 minutes to a young upcoming star.
Currently Shane O'Riley lives in Tokyo Japan learning martial arts and training young japanese wrestlers to make it big in Japan. On the 23rd of October 2008 Shane O'Riley recieved a phone call from the WFWF receptionist.
WFWF Receptionist: Hello is this a Mr. Shane O'Riley?
Shane: Indeed it is.
WFWF Receptionist: Mr. O'Riley i have been asked by the higher ups of the WFWF to give you a call in regards too returning too the WFWF.
Shane: And who exactly are these "Higher ups"?
WFWF Receptionist: Mr. King Kraig.
Shane: Whom? King Kraig? Never heard of him.
WFWF Receptionist: He's the head of the WFWF but he wants you in our development federation to prove you can still wrestle.
Shane: Tsk...Prove i can still wrestle?
WFWF Receptionist: Yes...Lots of men are coming back and they're all starting at the bottom to prove they still have what it takes to wrestle with the real men.
Shane: Aha...Fine then lets talk money
WFWF Receptionist: Wow you don't wait around long do you?
Shane: I'm making a great living in Japan why would i come back if it isnt worth it?
WFWF Receptionist: The money is quite a large sum the WFWF is very serious about expanding it's roster with the men who made it what it was.
Shane: I played a rich snob, an evil monster despite me being 5 foot 8 and 220 pounds and i played a nerd...I didnt make WFWF what it was but god dammit i will bring it back to the top just for the reason of "Because i can"
WFWF Receptionist: Wow...Okay i'll uh send you out a contract for a match with Chris Rodgers it will main event the show.
Shane: Aha...Where i belong the Main Event how lovely.
Before the receptionist could say her goodbyes Shane O'Riley hung up the phone. O'Riley looked smugly towards one of his Japanese students as he began to speak
Shane: You take me to an Airport right now i'm returning to WFWF and this time i'm gonna make a difference.
Japanese student: ...Okay
O'Riley and the student leave the dojo as O'Riley collects his stuff as he says goodbye. He says he might return one day as the Japanese students all respectally bow at him. O'Riley nods as he walks out and gets driven towards the airport. As the Japanese student drives he begins talking to O'Riley.
Japanese student: O'Riley san will you really return to Japan?
Shane: One day.
Japanese student: Who will you fight in WFWF?
Shane: Chris Rodgers
Japanese student: AHH CHRIS RODGERS
Shane: ...You know of him? I've never heard of him in my life.
Japanese student: Ahh yes he very good but he very new he only have a few matches he's very small and gets star struck by opponents O'Riley san.
Shane: ...So he's a mark?
Japanese student: No no Chris Rodgers
Shane: Star struck by his opponents? He must be a big fan of me then, I'll enjoy kicking his ass and spilling his blood throughout the WFDC Development Venue.
Japanese student: No no don't do that i believe Chris Rodgers is uh...Very respectful wrestler he does everything by the book and just wants fair contest.
Shane: Shutup i hate people who want a fair contest being fair is stupid why wrestle someone for 30 minutes when you can cheat and wrestle them for 15 minutes and still get the victory? What is the point?
Japanese student: Ahh fair fight crowd like fair fight
Shane: Fair fighting is for idiots just like you're an idiot you do your job and you drive me somewhere you stupid spoon.
Japanese student: Why you always mean for?
Shane: SHUT! UP!
The car drives into the distance as the Japanese student continues trying to talk to Shane. Shane simply ignores the student and takes a nap as the student finally gets the picture and gets O'Riley to the airport
On the Airplane!
O'Riley is waiting for his plane back to the United States to take off as he tries to once again take a nap. O'Riley dozes off to sleep as a child behind him kicks his seat. O'Riley obviously upset mutters to himself as he turns around to the mother of the child and begins to speak.
Shane: Listen lady i'm a BIG star and your child is disrupting my BIG nap so tell it to shutup before i launch it out of this airplane and into that Japanese ocean.
O'Riley points out the window to a nearby ocean as he s
s too himself. About 5 minutes later he gets tapped on the shoulder as he turns around and notices the small child that kicked his chair before.Shane: Jesus christ almighty why are you children so annoying? Go play with your pokemon and leave me alone you ignorant swine.
Random Kid: Booger.
Shane: What the hell where is your education? YOU!
O'Riley points to the mother who is trying to restrain another one of her children.
Shane: YOU! YOU NEED TO TEACH YOUR CHILD BETTER I'M A BIG STAR! YOU SEE THIS PASSPORT?!
O'Riley throws his passport at the woman as she looks visibly scared and her two children are starting to cry.
Shane: THAT RIGHT THERE SAYS SHANE O'RILEY! I AM A MEGA STAR IN WRESTLING
Woman: Wrestling is for fags
Shane: Your husbands a fag.
Woman: That was lame
Shane: Your face is lame
Woman: ...
Shane: Yeah! Bitch you got owned!
Several Hours Later!
Shane O'Riley gets off the plane as he is visibly jet lagged. He stands outside the airport waiting for a Limousine (Or a taxi) as he waits he starts humming his theme song. A bum comes along and begins talking too him.
Bum: Have you got money for a taxi cab sir?
Shane: Ahh you must be Chris Rodgers yes i am looking for the venue young man.
Bum: My name isnt Chris Rodgers i just need 2 dollars for a taxi cab.
Shane: You look homeless...Just like Chris Rodgers will be after i'm done with him.
O'Riley laughs at his lame comment as he tells the bum to go away. Finally a taxi arrives as O'Riley quickly climbs in and tells the driver he is looking for the WFDC Studio. The driver takes off as the driver begins to try and start small chat.
Cab Driver: So are you a young upstart wrestler?
Shane: You know what the WFDC is?
Cab Driver: Yes i take my son to watch the shows regularly.
Shane: You don't know who i am?
Cab Driver: No sir.
Shane: WFWF? I was there? Shane Diamond? Ravil? Shane The Nerd?
Cab Driver: Oh yeah the lower midcarder who thought he was a big deal? Yes i remember you.
Shane: HEY! I AM A BIG DEAL!
Cab Driver: Do you still have that Diamond Encrusted belt? That was the only cool thing about you.
Shane: What about my long lucsious locks? My great body? My beautiful 10,000 dollar suit? Doesent this mean anything to you?
Cab Driver: You're in a taxi sir.
Shane: So what? I am beautiful
Cab Driver: Man you are annoying i'm glad the WFDC Studio is just around this corner.
Shane: I do not need to speak to a mere peasant like you.
The cab swings around the corner as it stops and the cab driver asks O'Riley for the fare. O'Riley pays it as he exits the cab and enters the studio. He see's some fans in the parking lot as he makes his way over to them.
Shane: Okay fans do not mob me. Yes it is me Shane O'Riley i will sign 1 autograph for each of you and will not take pictures with you i am in a rush you see.
Fan #1: Who are you?
Shane: I am Shane O'Riley *sighs* ...Shane Diamond? ...Ravil? ...Shane The Nerd?
Fan #2: OH! THE crapTY JOBBER! Dude do a 450 in your next match i'll mark out.
Shane: Do you smoke pot young man? I will not do a 450 in my next match i am much too valuable to WFDC too risk injury.
Fan #1: DUDE I'M TOTALLY GONNA MARK OUT FOR YOU ONLINE TONIGHT!
Fan #2: YEAH MAN I'LL SPILL THIS NEWS TO MELTZER
Shane: Meltzer?
Fan #1: You don't know Rave Meltzer?
Shane: Uh no...Excuse me i have to go inside now
Fan #1: YOUR THE MAN O'RILEY
Shane: ...Marks
O'Riley walks to the front door and opens it as the receptionist that he spoke too before is sitting there. She spins around as O'Riley begins to speak.
Shane: Hello my lady i am Shane O'Rile...
Receptionist: You're a jerk you hung up on me.
Shane: Yes i did because you are a mere peasant in my quest for the WFWF World Heavyweight Championship
Receptionist: Yeahhh keep dreaming buddy. Sign in over on that counter
O'Riley glares at the woman before signing into the Studio. He gets informed that the ring is towards the back as he walks and finds it quite easily. He gets into the ring as he looks around and runs the ropes in his dress pants and dress shoes he bumps once as he stands up and looks around.
(Note: The following is on camera)
Shane: So i come back to America a place i don't really like at all and here i am against someone who is apparently a huge mark for the veterans of this sport. I don't like people that are unprofessional and i don't like people who have had barely any matches therefore, Chris i do not like you and i will never like you. Do you seriously think you are a challenge too me? Lets look at it this way kid, I've been wrestling for 3 years and you're what? Brand new to wrestling? Kid you don't have a chance against me i've had more matches then you've had hot meals and i've won more matches then you've wrestled in. I am the most underrated wrestler in the history of wrestling and i am here for one reason and that is too win the WFWF World Heavyweight Title...Let me guarantee that the WFWF World Heavyweight Title will be mine and Rodgers you're the one who will be my stepping stone. See you in the ring kid.
O'Riley poses on the top turnbuckle as he leaves the ring and walks back up the ramp and towards the studio.
(O.O.C okay i think i'm a tad bit rusty here so any feedback would be really appreciated)
