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Post by Yeezy's Mullet: Team X Blades on Dec 10, 2008 21:39:56 GMT -5
My friend and I were sitting around and for fun went back and forth about this very topic. These are like things that always seem to happen as far as kayfabe goes in wrestling. Here's what I had.
-PG or not, f you can read lips, WWE is always rated R.
-Whenever Mick Foley returns, someone always awakens the hardcore legend within him that had been sleepinf for so long.
- In WWE, low blows wear off in about 3 seconds.
So if you guys have any I think this could be a fun little thread!
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Post by ainsoph on Dec 10, 2008 21:40:44 GMT -5
If your name is Chris Benoit, we don't know you.
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Post by King Shocker the Monumentous on Dec 10, 2008 21:41:17 GMT -5
A decade of bad blood can be set aside when the opportunity to make money presents itself.
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Post by Mr. PerpetuaLynch Motion on Dec 10, 2008 21:46:30 GMT -5
If your name is Chris Benoit, we don't know you. Huzzah! I was counting down until there was a Benoit mention... you sir are on the ball...
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Post by Angel Beast on Dec 10, 2008 21:54:20 GMT -5
Hogan never jobs ever. Never break kayfabe.
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Post by CBT on Dec 10, 2008 22:04:10 GMT -5
Nothing is obscene and uncalled for, unless it winds up getting bad press, after we do it.
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Post by Heresy on Dec 10, 2008 22:07:21 GMT -5
If a televised match is PPV-quality on paper, it'll end with a DQ.
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Post by Wrigley15 on Dec 10, 2008 22:07:59 GMT -5
The tag champs are supposed to be competing for the intercontinental title instead of teaming up and defending their tag titles. If you arent champion you could always be a nominee at the kids choice awards.
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Post by Yeezy's Mullet: Team X Blades on Dec 10, 2008 22:16:05 GMT -5
If a televised match is PPV-quality on paper, it'll end with a DQ. Haha, good one. I have another. -Ladders and Cages must be an excess of "20-30 ft." - No matter what year it is, JR will always "have never seen anything like that in my 25 years in the business."
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Post by CBT on Dec 10, 2008 22:19:46 GMT -5
The program is live, even if it's on tape?
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Post by DgenerationX092 on Dec 10, 2008 22:24:29 GMT -5
If Stone Cold offers you a beer, nothing can go wrong.
Unless you're the Undertaker, you are terrified of caskets.
In Last Man Standing matches, you will regain all your strength on the count of 9.
When your tag partner is getting double teamed, you must argue with the ref and keep his attention until its over.
The only time when you get knocked so hard, you land on the second rope, is coincidentally when your wrestling Rey Mysterio.
When you hear a foot stomping with a rythme, slowly get up and turn towards the noise.
all i can think of for now.
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Post by Heresy on Dec 10, 2008 22:25:59 GMT -5
Cena will spontaneously combust on site if he finishes a promo without mentioning "the fans."
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Post by Slay on Dec 10, 2008 22:27:12 GMT -5
With every punch you stomp on impact just by habit.
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Post by Mark on Dec 10, 2008 22:28:59 GMT -5
Wearing Jeans in a Street Feet gives you certain superhuman abilities
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Post by Yeezy's Mullet: Team X Blades on Dec 10, 2008 22:32:57 GMT -5
The program is live, even if it's on tape? Dunno, But they're always "coming from a sold out arena" or "packed house". - Eddie Gerreuro is the only man to ever win a match based on circumstantial evidence.
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Post by Phantom on Dec 10, 2008 22:36:20 GMT -5
If someone yells "get up!" while your laying down, its best to obey the order.
If the ref gets layed out he will magically rise win the heel is pinning.
No matter how much you aovid it, J.R. will eventually come up with a nickname for you.
You can take thousands of clotheslines by any other wrestler, but if JBL does it your screwed.
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Post by ECFS on Dec 10, 2008 23:15:57 GMT -5
you kick out of a chokeslam from taker, but if kane does it than you are out for the 3 count.
if you are a ugly slob khali will kiss you on his kiss cam
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Post by Mike Bockwinkel on Dec 10, 2008 23:22:34 GMT -5
If your name is John Cena, expect to win.
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Post by Stinger TNA on Dec 10, 2008 23:23:06 GMT -5
If Pat Patterson is outside your hotel room in a robe, it's best to let him in to see what he wants.
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Post by Mr. McCluer on Dec 10, 2008 23:23:50 GMT -5
if you fall asleep on a plane in route of a tour over seas your fair game to pranks
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