Post by King Shocker the Monumentous on Mar 8, 2008 0:55:28 GMT -5
From his latest TV thoughts column:
See? He's not anti-TNA, he's just anti-stupidity.
WWE: RAW March 03, 2008
- I enjoyed the majority of this show but I think from a stand point of selling Mania it failed.
- The Big Show segment was horrible. I was originally interested in this angle, but after this segment I have no interest in seeing the Mania match at all. The mixed match was horrible and illistrated the difficulties of doing a match with a 150 lbs boxer and The Big Show. The promos were also bad (partly due to the sattalite feed) so this was a total failure IMO.
- The Finlay Hornswaggle stuff makes no sense to me. JBL beating up an infant like little person in the hospital is distrubing in a changing channel kind of way. What possible explanation can be given for a baby face Finlay to lie to his son (who he loves) and conspire with the McMahon family to make Vince (and Hornswaggle) believe Hornswaggle was Vince's Bastard Son? In doing so he subjected his son Hornswaggle to a ton of physical and mental anguish, with no apparent up side to ANYONE. On top of this we have the yet unexplained secret Deal between Vince and Finlay.
- My idea to salvage this angle is to book Finlay and JBL in an "Explanations on a POLE match" at Mania. We could have 4 poles with an different explanation for this angle hanging from each pole and who ever retrieves the first explanation from a pole wins and we will read that explanation and go with that.
- My proposed explinations are as follows:
1. We were kind of hoping you'd have forgot about all that other stuff by now.
2. I'm Vince McMahon, I don't have to explain myself to you!
3. We've hired Vince Russo back, where do you think we got the idea for this Pole Match?
4. We are sorry but our Wellness Policy does not apply to the Creative Team.
- I enjoyed the majority of this show but I think from a stand point of selling Mania it failed.
- The Big Show segment was horrible. I was originally interested in this angle, but after this segment I have no interest in seeing the Mania match at all. The mixed match was horrible and illistrated the difficulties of doing a match with a 150 lbs boxer and The Big Show. The promos were also bad (partly due to the sattalite feed) so this was a total failure IMO.
- The Finlay Hornswaggle stuff makes no sense to me. JBL beating up an infant like little person in the hospital is distrubing in a changing channel kind of way. What possible explanation can be given for a baby face Finlay to lie to his son (who he loves) and conspire with the McMahon family to make Vince (and Hornswaggle) believe Hornswaggle was Vince's Bastard Son? In doing so he subjected his son Hornswaggle to a ton of physical and mental anguish, with no apparent up side to ANYONE. On top of this we have the yet unexplained secret Deal between Vince and Finlay.
- My idea to salvage this angle is to book Finlay and JBL in an "Explanations on a POLE match" at Mania. We could have 4 poles with an different explanation for this angle hanging from each pole and who ever retrieves the first explanation from a pole wins and we will read that explanation and go with that.
- My proposed explinations are as follows:
1. We were kind of hoping you'd have forgot about all that other stuff by now.
2. I'm Vince McMahon, I don't have to explain myself to you!
3. We've hired Vince Russo back, where do you think we got the idea for this Pole Match?
4. We are sorry but our Wellness Policy does not apply to the Creative Team.
See? He's not anti-TNA, he's just anti-stupidity.
