Post by Thunder on Mar 24, 2008 13:07:11 GMT -5
"The past and future are veiled; but the past wears the widow's veil; the future, the virgin's." – some guy named Richer according to Wikiquote (maybe Andy Richter?)
“See how it says ‘BE KIND, REWIND’ on the tape? Yeah, you were supposed to rewind it all the way to the beginning, so I’m gonna have to charge you another $5 in addition to the late fee.” – Bastard at Blockbuster
It’s time to face two rivals in a match that never actually happened except it must have because there’s a tape of it somehow. Why is this match from the past being show anyway? I have no idea. Who am I anyway? I don’t know that either. I would tell you to ask the author of this RP, but he won’t say anything because we’re supposed to already know or something. Pretty stupid if you ask me.
It is a beautiful, partly cloudy day with a temperature around 45 degrees Farenheit with a slight chance of rain according to the weather guy. I would say what city this, but it’s never put on the HS card, but since all the RPs start out with that city description anyway, I’m just playing it conservative and hope that it fits. Anyway, Thunder is sitting on a park bench with a tape recorder in his hand. I would describe it more, but you know, I think this is good enough.
Conscience
How do I work this thing again? Ah, there’s a red button that says record. I should probably hit that and say that even though I don’t know how I’m traveling into the past to have this match, I’m going to win anyway.
Thunder hits the record button.
Even though I don’t know how I’m traveling into the past to have this match, I’m going to win anyway.
Conscience
Good. Good. Need a nice follow up though. I got it! Throw a horrible insult at Yukio.
Yukio, you suck.
Conscience
Gah! I forgot about Sanchez. Better say he sucks too.
Miguel, you suck too.
Conscience
Pretty solid if you ask me. What do you think, mysterious red text?
It is satisfactory.
Conscience
Huh?
That means it’s good.
[/I]“See how it says ‘BE KIND, REWIND’ on the tape? Yeah, you were supposed to rewind it all the way to the beginning, so I’m gonna have to charge you another $5 in addition to the late fee.” – Bastard at Blockbuster
It’s time to face two rivals in a match that never actually happened except it must have because there’s a tape of it somehow. Why is this match from the past being show anyway? I have no idea. Who am I anyway? I don’t know that either. I would tell you to ask the author of this RP, but he won’t say anything because we’re supposed to already know or something. Pretty stupid if you ask me.
It is a beautiful, partly cloudy day with a temperature around 45 degrees Farenheit with a slight chance of rain according to the weather guy. I would say what city this, but it’s never put on the HS card, but since all the RPs start out with that city description anyway, I’m just playing it conservative and hope that it fits. Anyway, Thunder is sitting on a park bench with a tape recorder in his hand. I would describe it more, but you know, I think this is good enough.
Conscience
How do I work this thing again? Ah, there’s a red button that says record. I should probably hit that and say that even though I don’t know how I’m traveling into the past to have this match, I’m going to win anyway.
Thunder hits the record button.
Even though I don’t know how I’m traveling into the past to have this match, I’m going to win anyway.
Conscience
Good. Good. Need a nice follow up though. I got it! Throw a horrible insult at Yukio.
Yukio, you suck.
Conscience
Gah! I forgot about Sanchez. Better say he sucks too.
Miguel, you suck too.
Conscience
Pretty solid if you ask me. What do you think, mysterious red text?
It is satisfactory.
Conscience
Huh?
That means it’s good.
Conscience
Oh. Thanks.
No problem.
Conscience
Anything else I should say?
Well, you could maybe say . . . hey look! There’s a football game going on over there![/I]
For no reason whatsoever Thunder jumps up from the bench and starts playing football with them as the RP ends, but not before more quotes.
"The past is utterly indifferent to its worshipers. -- William Winter
“In Soviet Russia, past quotes you!”[/I][/center]