Post by Yukio Blaze on Aug 29, 2006 9:48:42 GMT -5
Burning Down the House hit's the speaker's in the Commodore Ballroom. The camera take's a overhead shot to see superstar's such as Calvin Lee, EBR and other's sitting at different table's. The fan's on the upper balcony's with sign's such as "I wanna Win", "Kyzer is my Dealer" and many other's. Kyzer and Drakz along with the KAV's are setting in a private booth on the balcony eating popcorn and drinking scotch. Yukio Blaze hit's the stage and the award show is under way........
Yukio: Welcome ladies and gentlemen for the second ever WFWF Award Show. Tonight is a night where the fan's are in control because you voted for the winner's.....
Drakz start's to yell something at Yukio and throw popcorn at him...
Drakz: Jerry, Jerry, Jerry...
Kyzer: Wrong show jerky. Here's the real chant, Let's go Bob, Let's go Bob...
Yukio: God I hate you guy's. Without further ado, your first presenter of the night, Miguel Sanchez.
Miguel Sanchez comes out to cheer after the announcer..welll announces him....
Miguel : Gimmicks are what make the wrestling world come together. If you dont have one, then i guess your a Chris Candido. Either if you are a clown, a person with mental disabilities that overcomes the odds, a junkie, a mexican with an anger issue or if you are just rocker that likes to break stuff, this category bennifits you. Time now to see who one the "Best Gimmick"award.
Sanchez open's the envelope
Sanchez: You winner is..... Johnny "The Movie Man" Michael's. I'm sorry he cant be here tonight, but ill make sure he get's the award........ not. I'm keeping this for my self and the clear thing's up, I'm not Mexican.
Sanchez walk's off stage, but Drakz and Kyzer start's a chant of "Be-ner, Be-ner"..
Yukio: Well, I guess anything can happen and now to present the award of best newcomer, Christian Shield's
Christian Shield's: I dont know why I was brought here tonight to present the best newcomer award because this should be my award, but now, I was shut out because of the cut off. Now let me see which one of the jackass's is to win the thing
Shield's open's the envelope...
Shield's: I cant believe this, this jackass...... Wayne McGurk. Come up here and get this thing.
We see McGurk sitting in the audience and pointing up to Kyzer
Kyzer: Leave it over there in the box on the floor. You see, every award that the Regime win's, were just going to throw them away in that box. Thank you and leave the stage newb.
Yukio walk's back on stage covered in what look's like mustard.
Yukio: Sorry folk's for looking like this, but off stage, Drakz squirted me down the mustard from above. While I'm changing, we will give out some more award's..
Xavier Krueger stand's by the podium and has a award in hand, but be warned, he has horrible english.
Xavier: I are glad to frozent the zaward fo wurst gommock. Her is zee winer.
Xavier open's the envelope
Xavier: Glack Hinja
Kyzer: Go back home you damn commie.
Drakz: He's german, not russian and get you ass off stage.
Xavier run's off stage with the award crying like a newborn baby. Out come's Manny C and Kurt Burton...
Manny: Were here to present the best Tag Team champion's award.
Kurt: Yeah something we now about because by good, we are the Orgy champ's.
Manny: This is damn true and yet we cant win the award because we werent around last year.
Kurt: Let's get this over with....
Kurt pick's up the envelope, but it slip's from his hand's to the ground. Kurt goes down to get it and Manny stand's there kinda strange and it appear's that Manny is bumming Kurt....
Manny: This isnt what it look's like. Stand your ass straight up Kurt.
Kurt: Sorry. Your winner's are..... Los Hobo's
Obo, dressed in his finest metallica shirt and cut off jean's, come's to accept his award. He just take's the award, left's it in the air and then walk's off stage.
*Shoot To Thrill hits as Justin Tyme walks up to the podium wearing his not so out of charecter black suit with the silver framed sunglasses. Justin takes off his sunglasses, tucks them into his pocket as he adjusts the microphone.*
JustinTyme: The National title has had a very storied history since it’s inception into the WFWF. The past year, the title has endured the pain of being held by people like “The Man Of The Hour” Josh, whom in the match to take the title, he beat the likes of Immune, Saku and Crazy Shane nearly one year ago at Superbrawl III. Following him was Macabre, the most dominant champion the title saw and he held the title, leaving a trail of pain and suffering behind him. Macabre held that title until the beginning of the Drakz and Kyzer era where it was retired and became the Asshat Title which now resides as being known as the Meggalicious title by personal preference of current Champion, Meg Warner. This all in the last year. Many of WFWF’s biggest names have challenged for the second biggest prize in the game including yours truly. Tonight it is my honor to award the winner of the Best National Champion of the year. Now unfortunately I am not eligible for this award because while it is a damn shame, I did not beat Meg with my Title shot that I had for the National title because if I had then I would have just walked off the stage with the award because EVERYONE knows I would be a shoe in for the winner... I suppose it isn’t all bad because that led to the incarnation of the most prestigious titles in WFWF history. Anyways, The winner of this years Best National Champion is.............. Macabre.
Tyme: I remember this guy. He was just a big nasty nothing and so Ill be taking.......
The light's go out in the Ballroom and this appear's on the little titan tron.
Without a care in the world, the gentle breeze that can be felt within the air picks up a torn, brown paper bag and takes it on a never-ending journey. No one knows when or where the bag will fall but what we do know is that this bag has no control over its course. The paper bag takes many directions, a unique route to its unknown destination as the wind speed picks up and becomes a little more aggressive. Unexpectedly, the wind speed decreases a little as the bag begins to fall to the ground below, slowly swaying as it goes. As it falls it blows into an open window and gets stuck on a hat stand. Like a fly trapped in the web of a giant spider, this bag has nowhere to go as it flaps, trapped on the hook waiting for it to be removed, creating a little noise as it does.
Suddenly the bag falls to the ground, this time without a sway or a direction about it, just an instant drop to the ground as a loud thud can be heard. I closed the window. A brown paper bag lies mercilessly at my feet as I crouch down to pick it up and scrunch it into a ball. I toss it into a bin that is placed at the opposite side of the room. I return to my desk as I leave my past hanging upon the stand.
Thoughts once more run through my mind. Like a conveyor belt back and forth, thoughts and images run through my head over and over. I sit staring at the hat stand upon which my past hangs, the long brown hair, the leather material and the scared face all hanging a mere 5ft away, staring right at me. Time to move on. A constant saying that keeps racing through my head. I get a slight headache.
: One year ago it all began. The warpath, the destruction and the legacy that I created all started last year. Many great names fell, many victims killed and many souls laid to rest. I was unstoppable. No one matched up to me and no one dared but those who did felt the wrath of myself. I was the 6ft 5inch giant. Built like Goliath and with the mind of Frankenstein. I was a real monster.
I extend my hand towards the glass of water while I place my other deep inside my pocket. I pull out a tub of pills, rattling as I shake them. Two fall. I place them both in my mouth before drinking the water as the pills enter my body. Ahh.
: WFWF was taken by storm. The entire roster was on high alert and I was the number one person to avoid. No one dared look at me, make eye contact or bother me. Should someone dare look into the eyes of the dragon their heart would suddenly stop beating, their blood temperature would drop and they would instantly become dehydrated. Instantly paralysed and suddenly became deaf to the surrounding noise as they stared before them to see a real monster in their path and before they realised where they were they would be held 7ft in the air and slammed to their grave below as they would become another one of my many victims. I was unstoppable.
I take another two pills out and swallow them with a sip of water. I touch my face and feel the bare skin. This is a first.
: Longest reigning WFWF National Champion. One of my achievements which proved my dominance within the WFWF but I didn’t need any title belt to prove that. My past was my proof and my anatomy was the proof of my past. I saw more blood than a back street dentist, I was beaten harder than a gym punch bag and I was shown less respect than a pile of dog crap. My childhood in three lines.
It continues to stare at me as it hangs from the hat stand. I tilt my head as I attempt to stare it out. It doesn’t budge. Neither do I. My eyes begin to water as I fight the urge to blink. I can do this.
: Argh!
I approach my past and grab it within my both hands. It looks up at me as I begin to pull it apart and stretch into two. I rip the hair and gauge the eyes as I attempt to destroy what is left of my past. Harder I pull but it withstands all I give.
: You are the reason I failed! You are the reason I failed! One whole year I was held back by you and now look at me. Look at me! Awarded with “Best National Champion”. You are the reason for my failure! You must be erased!
I attempt to tear my past in two, pulling harder from each end. A chunk of hair falls out as I rip harder.
: THIS IS THE REVOLUTION. THIS IS THE REVOLUTION! I DON’T NEED YOU ANYMORE. THIS IS THE ING REVOLUTION!
The light's comeback on and everyone in the room is shocked. A thunderous chant of "Mac-a-bre" is all the fan's can chant. Cut's to a commercial......... Were back to the award show.
Yukio: Well, um that was a shock I guess and your next presenter Immune.
Immune: Tonight, I give away the award for best feud. The same award that last year I had my hand in winning. We've seen some feud's over this past year, Meg and Cherry Bomb, Obo and Percy and more. Every single one of the feud's came to a shocking climax like what happen's to McGurk everynight. He doesnt even last three minute's. Now here is the winner for best feud.
Immune open's the envelope
Immune: ......the winner is Drakz and Johnny Michael's. So what I just throw it in that box over there, fine. Just know one thing, next year this award is going to be mine again.
Immune walk's over to the box and chuck's the award in it. Yukio walk's on stage.
Yukio: Ladies and gentleman, we had a mix up backstage with the presenter's of Immune and Ray Smith. Smith will now be presenting the Dream Match award. Mr. Smith, common out.
Ray Smith come's out to the fan's clapping and cheering for the crowd favorite. He wave's his hand's and lower's them asking for the fan's to settle down
Smith: I make my appearance here tonight to give away the award for the one match you fan's would love to see. I know of atleast a dozen matches I would like to see more than anything, but I have no clue who you fan's have picked. Let me add more more thing and this is directed to Drakz and Kyzer, If I was still wrestling today, I would have already kicked your asses and Drakz, ill never forget what you did to my face.
Kyzer: Kick our asses, your old school and were new school. i thought it was funnier than sh*t that Drakz cut you up like I do my coughcokecough. Any time, anyplace old man.
Drakz: Yeah, what he said, BITCH
Smith: The winner....... Ha ha I cant believe this. The two biggest ego's of all time, the fan's want to see Alex Sean vs Michael Kyzer. Common up Alex.
Kyzer look's very pissed and Alex walk's up to the podium.
Alex: Kinda ironic I would say. I'm the bad guy and a fact, but I would be a instant good guy for beating his ass. What more can I say than this award is for the Annointed and to one day whoop your ass Kyzer. Good night.
Yukio: This has got to be the greatest night in the history of the WFWF, Kyzer's pissed and I'm enjoying it. Your next presenter is a current champion of the House Show league, The Bronx Bomber.
Bomber come's out to boo's and he isnt even dressed for the occasion. He's wearing a yankee's jersey and he has the Internet title hanging over his shoulder.
Bronx: What the hell, I should be respected. Not only for being a champion, but I could kick all your asses in a street fight. In some part's of New York, you have to fight for survival. I've been doing this all my life and now someone just get's a award for Best Brawl. Brawling is a instinct, you cant teach it, but I guess two certain mamaluke's will win it. I aint even going to open the envelope because I know who you Canadian's voted for. The winner's for best brawl are... Obo and Percy for their match at Fully Charged.
Bomber walk's off stage looking pissed off, but Obo come's up to the stage once again for another award.
Obo: Damn, two for two. I'm finally living up to my nickname, The King of Gore. Thank you guy's once again and I couldnt have done it without my sh*t head ex partner, Percy
Yukio: It has been advertised for Vanessa to present the award for women's champion, but she wanted the night off and I've found a replacement. Your puerto rican beauty, Amerie...
Amerie: I finally make my return, to a place I felt like I only had a cup of coffee in. That I dipped my feet in. A place that was never home to me, like the guest of honor at a big sleepover, who gets home-sick. I left WFWF like a talent brought and bought in the Orient. But I'm not complaining. Had I stayed long, the now retired Women's division, would have been mine. Not that weak bitch Jade. That slut Cherribomb. That talentless of Black Widow. Or that whore of no culture, Meg. But what can I do, I was never one to complain, so I came in for a 1-time appearance. To present a award I was never a part of, for a division I was black-balled out of. For having talent, charisma and a body, that couldn't be matched by anyone past or present. Here's your winner for the Whore with no talent, except for the ability to swallow their trainer.
Amerie open's the envelope...
Amerie: The whore, I mean winner......Jade. This whore couldnt make it here today, so I accept the damn thing.
Yukio: Were kinda running late with the show and I will have a quick run down of the following award's that were given tonight on the internet portion of the award show.... Best Spot or Move was given to Tha CBT for the Pon De Replay, Best Female Wrestler was given to Meg, Best Young Gunn's champion was given to Juba, most Improved wrestler was Tha CBT. Sorry I forgot to pass that along earlier, but now to the Last Ten award's. Coming out now is everyone's hero, friend and a man who has alot of time, Man of the Hour Josh.
Host: Now presenting the award for ‘Biggest Upset’. He is a former International… National… X-Rated Champion…
Josh (in the distant): … and owner.
Yukio: Yes, and former Owner of the WFWF… “The Man of the Hour” Josh.
Josh: One year ago I had the honor of winning the award of Best Feud with Saku and Crazy Shane, in what I still believe is the greatest feud of all time. And why I am not presenting that award this year, is beyond me. Like I always, it’s The Man of the Hour getting the royal shaft. But you see I’m not here to complain despite get screwed out the New Breed Tournament, Battle Royals…
Yukio (in the distant): ….and title shots.
Josh: Ugh, yes, and title shots. You see I’m not here to complain. Instead, I’ll gracefully present this award to some poor soul, bite my lip, and then break out smile. Anyways, back to the award… Biggest Upset. The WFWF has seen their share of big upsets over the past year or so. We’ve seen Macabre defeating “The Man of the Hour” Josh for the National title. We’ve seen Calvin defeating “The Man of the Hour” Josh on an episode of Code Red. We’ve seen Michael Kyzer defeat “The Man of the Hour” Josh in the International Tour. Hell, we’ve even seen Tha CBT finally defeat the Man of the Hour! All big, big upsets might I add. And should be the top candidates, to be honest. And then of course we’ve seen the mere CBT beat Slayer, and Da Clown beat Macabre, Immune beating ZMaster. But those are just small potatoes. Now enough talk, and time for the winner of the ‘Biggest Upset’ award..
Josh: Da Clown defeat's Macabre. Since neither one is here tonight, I'll personally take this and put in my trophy case.
Josh walk's off stage.
Kyzer: Wait, wait, a god damn minute, This show stink's, low production value's, not even a brawl yet, and I have a bunch of ass clown's taunting me. Then there's are beloved Captain Yukio, who is like a intellectually- disabled Paul Lynde of something.
Drakz: Paul Lynde ?, isnt that guy gay and dead ?
Kyzer: Yes, my homophobic friend. I'm stating that Yukio is gay as a George Michael's giving a blowie in a restroom.
Drakz: The guy from Wham ?
Kyzer: Yes, the guy from Wham. My friend, I know you used to get your freak on with that wake me up, before you go go. Dammit, know ill have that song in my head all damn night.
Drakz: I know this could be the acid talking, but I think we could reform Wham. You as George Michaels, Me as the other guy, the KAV's are the backup dancer's, McGurk on drum's, Manny on Drum's, Vanessa as a groupie and Burton playing the skin flute.
Kyzer: What the fu*k is wrong with you. Your giving me a boner for some odd reason. Yukio finish the show, so I can rub it out in Meg's gym bag.
Yukio: I think I'm now a little dee dee dee. Your next presenter is MOD.
MOD, MOD chant the fan's while MOD is coming on stage. MOD is now at the podium.
Master of Destruction: “So I have been asked to present the award for best heel. Now first of I will say that if for some reason it is not me I will be pissed. Second of all I will say that to win the award of Best Heel you cannot just get away with telling the crowd they suck and disrespecting their home town. To be a true heel you have to have the crowd in the palm of your hand and you have to be able to make them boo you even if they don’t really want to. The person who has won this award has been voted for by their fellow wrestlers and therefore deserve it…I guess. So the winner of WFWF’s Best Heel Award is… DRAKZ.
MOD: Jesus christ, how many is it now. Off to the box this damn thing goes. Thank's to all you fan's and at Superbrawl, my match is for you guy's.
Yukio: Well Kyzer or Drakz, anything smart to say.
Kyzer: Nope, nothing.
Drakz: Werent you classified as the fugitive known as Tater Salad.
Both Yukio and Kyzer are on the same term's because they both shake their head's in shame.
Yukio: By the end of the night, your going to be more stupified Drakz and you too Kyzer. Your presenter now is a man who is already a winner tonight, OBO....
“Cure for the Sickness” by Disturbed plays over the P/A system and Obo makes his way onto the stage wearing a pair of baggy black jeans and an Ozzfest 2004 t-shirt. Over his Ozzfest shirt, Obo has on a suit jacket, but the arms of the jacket have been ripped off, leaving the jacket violently frayed. Obo makes his way up onto the stage, making his way towards the podium. Instead of speaking into the microphone like a normal person, Obo rips the microphone cleanly off the podium and paces back and forth while speaking.
Obo: As the current holder of the reincarnation of this pathetic championship, I was asked by the higher ups to present the award for the Best International champion. In the last year, the International championship was held by a wide array of untalented f*cks. One of the men behind the madness of this company, Drakz, is on this list. From Drakz to an equally worthless piece of sh*t, “Man of the Hour” Josh, this championship had a lot of truly “talented” superstars hold it in the last year…
Obo sticks the microphone in his jeans pocket for a moment as he walks off stage, walking behind the current. When he comes back, he has something in his hand. In his hand is a chunk of leather with shards of destroyed gold on it.
Obo: To the winner of this award, not only do you receive the award, you also get what remains of the former International championship, after I got done with it.. And the winner is.. Saku
Saku comes on stage quickly, snatching the award from Obo. Saku reluctantly accepts the destroyed International championship as Obo walks off the stage.
Kyzer: Go running you Finnish loving bastard, your check wont clear.
Drakz: You said Finnish
Kyzer: I did, didnt I
Drakz and Kyzer are so high right now that their laughing at anything and everything.
Yukio: One more outburst of the stupidness and I'm leaving the building. Jesus. Our presenter's now are the same two people I will be wrestling against at Superbrawl, Meg and Morgan.[/center]
