11/11/06: Felo-De-Se Results

Pyro starts to go off as Sound to Noise by Peter Gabrielle starts to play. The camera begins to pan around the arena to the different people in the crowd. It first settles on a sign that reads in big letters "Higher Authority, The New Era of WFWF." Then it moves over and focuses in on a sign that reads "CBT, The Master of Innovation." Then the camera begins to move again and focuses on the new Commentators of WFWF, Ray Mano and Jesse Owens.

RM: Welcome folks, to a brand new era of WFWF and brand new commentators. I am Ray Mano along with my partners who is a less then competent or coherent, Jesse Owens.

JO: Uhh, did you just say something man? Oh yeah and hi everyone one! (Jesse begins to wave.)

As the fans stand in anticipation, Spitfire by Prodigy plays. Not wasting anytime, out through the curtains comes, Higher Authority.
It was announced at the beginning of the month, Michael Kyzer was stepping down. Due to previously unknown reasons, he could not deal with the pressures that came with being co-owner of the WFWF. Shortly after, Drakz gave his notice, and 2 men were named to take their spots.
The 1st man, is the man that went the limit with Kyzer. To such a violent extent, he couldn't return to his regular regimen. He left competition, but is now back in it, not as a wrestler, but as a leader. A former WFWF Tag Team Champion, a Superbrawl Main Eventer, and a future Hall of Famer, Reverend Shadow.
The 2nd man, chosen to step up, and lead WFWF to a new sacriledge. Is the man who recently has done just that, in the ring. With wins over every one, from Alex Sean to ZMaster. He's easily, the vetran prospect. He's a innovator of innovation, and ones of the most creative, if not outspoken, minds WFWF has ever witnessed. Most certainly, the best man in the WFWF, to never hold World gold. The man that has dominated the WFWF from, the bottom of the barrel, to the glass ceiling top, Tha CBT.
As CBT and Rev make their way down to the ring, CBT mic in hand, and Rev with his trusty bible. Something seems different about them. Its not the way they're dressed, but rather their demeanor. They seem confident, but not arrogant. They acknowledge the fans, just briefly, as they enter the ring.
Rev tells CBT to hand him the mic, and gives CBT his bible to hold on to....

Reverend:Tonight is a night of many things, one of changes, one of better management, and most importantly one of Higher Authority.

CBT and I have been with this federation through many generations and seen many faces change and tonight marks ne a one. One that will carry on into a legacy and one that will be remember many years after.

We have a couple things to cover tonight and one being the title tourney that we will be holding for the now vacated title. We will be announcing two names tonight which we will get to later in this little thing of ours. But first I will hand the microphone over to CBT to explain why we have been put in charge.

Reverend hands the mic to CBT and takes his bible back.

CBT: To be quite honest, thats a good question.. why were we put in charge? I mean, Drakz and I have been butting heads since I laid the challenge down to him 2 years ago, and beat his ass. He never got over it, but thats him. He did know though, I have a passion for wrestling, no bullsh*t, this is my occupation, my living, my life. He knew that, and gave me the ball to run with it.
As for Kyzer, I said it before, we had a bond. Sure we're polar opposites, but we think the same. We accomplish sh*t, as only we can. In other words, he unintentionally groomed me for this position.
So if you wanna know, why we were put in charge. Take a long look at the roster, and tell me who'd be better for the place, then Higher Authority? Then Rev? Them me?

But I think what they all wanna know is. What this means WFWF. I mean, Rev, you may pop up somewhere down the line. But me, I'm still active as ever.. how could they possibly have a fair chance, when we're calling the shots?

CBT hands Rev the mic, while gesturing for another mic, stalling untill he gets one himself. Rev. then snags the mic before CBT has got a chance to get another one.

Reverend:This Era quite simply holds all the values and purity of wrestling that has been left out of WFWF for so long. We have seen such grotesque and impure wrestling and wrestlers that have ever walked the ground. But WFWF is not going to cater to their every whim anymore. Simply put, if you want a title your going to work for it, if you want to be known, your going to make yourself known, we are not here to baby you.

Now I think it is time to unvail the first two to be named in the WFWF Title tourney. CBT would you like to do the honors?

CBT: I do but I wanna say one thing. Just so it doesn't look like your pulling the leash. I do have pull to.
We will have a 8-man tourney, all 8 men will be defending there right to be in the tourney, at our 1st PPV. But something worth addressing is the title belts.
Wayne McGurk deserves his belt, but not the Ham Shank title. I presented him with a new title, that bestows a long legacy. It is both prominant, and prestigious. The WFWF World Heavyweight title, is the pinnacle, but this is the icing on the cake. If your holding this belt, your basically writing your legacy. You finalize it when you hold the World title, right now Wayne is the only one doing just that.

As for the World title. I did all that was needed, I sent a memo. But the message loud and clear is, the title will be defended under pure rules.
Yes it may one day be defended in a cage, or in some type of a stip match. But the Pure Rules validate that title, as a belt very few can grasp. It isn't about the rules, but the mindset in it all. You haven't seen anything like it, you will learn to love it, and grow stronger from it.

Now as for naming somebody for this tourney.. I'm gonna up the ante, show just the level of talent that will be on hand in this tourney.
1 of the 8 men that will be in the tourney, I've already made mention of. He's already held, and is holding gold, but it worthy of holding more. He is a man I hope to face one day, just so I can smack the badass out of him. International Champion, Wayne McGurk

Rev, why don't you name somebody, your just as much in this as me?

CBT wings the mic at Rev, knocking Rev's pink hat into the crowd. Someone immediatly throws it back over. as CBT holds back laughter. Rev. straightens his hat and smirks a bit at the ooc joke that has slipped into the results.

Reverend: This second person who we have decided will take place in this tourney is none other than EBR

Higher Authority Music hits as the make their way out of the arena.

RM: Wow McGurk and EBR are the first to named in this 8 man tourney.

JO: Who are they?

RM: I think are first match of the night is about to get underway.

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RM: This is going to be one hell of a match up, I can tell you that much, these three men in WFWF have a chance to prove something here tonight and I am sure everyone of them want to this victory.

JO: Yea!!!!........

RM: What the hell are you doing?

JO: I'm trying to get the popcorn mans attention.

RM: Why?.......

JO: Because I like popcorn......

RM: OK......here comes our first competitor.

The lights shut off as The Crimson begins to pump through the speakers. As the song begins to get heavy, the lights turn to a foggy dark red. Then Christian walks out from behind the curtain and poses for the crowd, only to be receipted by boor's. He then walks down to the ring as he's mocking the fans. He slides into the ring and poses on the middle rope in the corner, only to receive more boos.

RM: Looks like he's ready to go but the crowd doesn't seem to enthused about him.

JO: He doesn't look like a Christian to me.

RM: What are you talking about?

JO: I just thought he looked more like a Robert.

RM: What?!...Forget it, I don't know why I even bother.

The music hits, and the lights go out and then come back on with CJR standing, with his face down facing the ground, he sort of walks quickly to the ring roaring at the fans who cheer him, he then slides into the ring and crouches in the corner roaring still.

JO: Whoa, where did he come from?

RM: Its simple, he's a ghost.

JO: Oh man! Really?!...I just thought he was like an alien but that explains everything.

RM: You know, you really are an idiot.

JO: Yea, well....Robert is going to have a problem keeping a hold of a protoplasmic being.

RM: ..........

JO: Why are you staring at me like that, you can't have any of my popcorn if thats what your thinking.

The arena lights all go green and a hazy sounds begins to play until a the lights flash white and 'I.O.D' begins to play. The lights go blue, red, a green and a spotlight follows Reckless. As he comes to the ring he goes to as many fans as he can and shows his respect. When he gets into the ring, he stands in the center and then jumps up and at this point multi colored pyro goes off at each corner.

RM: Wow, what an entrance by the man known as Reckless.

JO: I have a felony or something for that.

RM: I know I shouldn't but what are you talking about.

JO:Well I guess I was driving under the influence of something, though I still don't know who was influencing me. And they said I was Reckless, and then they took my license.

RM: And rightfully so.

JO: Yea well, they were they were the ones who looked stupid, I didn't even have a license.

Reckless wastes no time getting to work. He immediately goes after CJR, knocking him down with a clothesline. Shields decides to simply watch the two duke it out. Reckless bounces off the ropes and drops a knee to the head of CJR. He pulls up CJR, but is hit with a roaring elbow. CJR follows it up with a roundhouse kick and goes for a cover.

JO: Woah, I think he's trying to molest him....

RM: Thats what we call a pin and it looks like someone might be eliminated already.

1…

RM: He may have him.

2…

JO: Are you sure we shouldn't call the authorities about this?

kick out by Reckless.

RM: That was a close one, I thought for sure Reckless was going to be leaving quite early.

Shields sees an opportunity, and hits CJR with a standing dropkick. He slams CJR down with a power bomb and climbs the top rope in an attempt to hit the 450 splash. Reckless shakes the ropes, causing Shields to crotch himself. Shield eventually falls off the turnbuckle, after which Reckless climbs to the top rope. He hits Shields with a moon Sault, followed by a pin.

JO: Dude you didn't tell me Reckless was an alien, so we have a ghost and an alien, this is so awesome.

RM: I'm just going to start tuning you out.

1…

JO: What do you mean, I'm not out of tune.

2…

RM: It looks like Reckless might have him.

JO: No seriously, im not out of tune, see. Do, Ray, Mi, Fa, So La!!!!

Shields gets his foot on the ropes.

RM: Wow, Shields barely escaped that, luckily for him the rope was right there.

JO: Are you going to answer me?

RM: Simply put, NO!

JO: I'm no talking to you the rest of the night.

CJR quickly runs over to Reckless and hits him with a spin kick, then the Texas Chop Massacre. The impact of the two moves sends Reckless out onto the floor. While CJR looks at Reckless, he does not see Shields come up from behind him. Shields waits for the right moment and hits CJR in the jaw with a super kick.

RM: What a spectacular kick to the face by Shields.

JO: I could do that.

RM: I thought you weren't talking to me?

JO: I'm not.

RM: Then why do you keep talking to me?

JO: Huh?

He pulls CJR to the turnbuckle and run towards him to hit him with the face wash. In a strange move, Reckless pulls CJR out of the way and outside the ring. This causes the already in motion Shields to crotch himself on the ring post. Reckless throws CJR into the steel steps as Shields reaches his feet and climbs the top turnbuckle.

RM: I don't think CJR is going to be getting up from that blow anytime soon.

JO: Who blew who?

RM: What?

JO: You said someone just blew someone and I want to know!

Shields jumps from the top turnbuckle to the floor, hitting with Reckless with a hurricanrana. He rolls Reckless into the ring and goes for a pin.

RM: Reckless was caught off guard, it could all be over right here.

1…

JO: Thats not a pin, clearly thats something else. Robert just seems to be wanting to lay on top of him.

RM: Who?

JO: You know, Robert.

2…

RM: Looks like Reckless maybe out.

3...

RM: Reckless has been eliminated and now its just Shields and CJR.

JO: Robert and the Ghost I think?

RM: Just watch the match.

CJR out of nowhere, as Shields was celebrating eliminating Reckless, rolls him up.

1............

RM: This could be over.

2............

JO: Awesome.

3............



RM: CJR has won it!

JO: I definitely didn't see that coming.

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Ryan Riddel: I'm here backstage with Kurt Burton and Kat Hamilton. It is my understanding that The Revolution is being reformed with some new members. Where are they?

Kat Hamilton: Oh, their coming.

From behind Ryan Riddel, Wayne McGurk, Vanessa McGurk, and Thunder walk up. They walk in front of Riddel and Wayne McGurk grabs him by the throat.

Wayne McGurk: You may leave now.

Riddel runs away as if his life is in danger.

Kurt Burton: Here before you right now is The Revolution, the future of wrestling.

Wayne McGurk: We'll take out anyone that steps in our way.

Thunder: The Revolution has begun and it cannot be stopped.

Kat Hamilton: Is this interview over yet?

Vanessa McGurk: Yeah, let's go already.

Kurt Burton: Fine, but first we have to finish off that announcer.

They walk out of view, presumably after Ryan Riddel.

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RM: Wow Kurt Burton has recruited McGurk, this Revolution will definitely be a force to be reckoned with now.

JO: I think he plays on a show I watch.

RM: Who does?

JO: McGurk, I saw him on this home movies show, must have been early years though because he was fat.

RM: I don't think they are the same person.

JO: Shows how much you know, both of them are called McGurk.

RM: I'm glad are next match is about to get underway to be honest.

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Singles Match
Joe Kessen vs. Thunder

RM: Both men are already in the ring waiting.

JO: Who?

RM: Thunder and Kessen, are you even paying attention to what is going on.

JO: Nope....should I be?

RM: Its your job.

JO: No it isn't.

RM: You were hired to commentate you imbecile.

JO: No I wasn't. I was hired to mop the floors but that was boring and I came out here and saw you and well here I am.

RM: Your not kidding are you?

JO: Nope....why should I?

RM: Forget it, the match is about ready to start.

Kessen into the ring slowly and Thunder is right on top of him with a fury of punches and kicks. Kessen pushes Thunder away for a moment, but this just riles Thunder up, who comes in for a short armed clothesline. Kessen wobbles but does not go down. Thunder comes in for a second, but this time Kessen gets an elbow up. Kessen comes in with a rush to lock on, an arm bar?? The crowd hisses at this, but Kessen ignores them, going for more damage instead of flashy moves. Thunder whips Kessen off of the arm bar and into the far ropes. When Kessen comes back, he runs right into a hip toss from Thunder.

RM: Wow that was an amazing hip toss by Thunder!

JO: What was so amazing about it?

RM: I'm not really sure, but apparently we should be showing more enthusiasm when we talk, i just got a note.

JO: Let me see!

RM: Why are you yelling?

JO: You told me to show more enthusiasm and I also want to see the note!

RM: Just sit down and talk regularly.

JO: Whatever you say....but I don't want to get fired.

RM: Your not even suppose to be here!

JO: Yes I am.

RM: ....Forget it...

Thunder a bit cocky and posing and this nearly costs him when Kessen rolls him up, but it only gets a count of two. Kessen up off of Thunder and he’s calling for his standing shooting star press finish. He gets a picture perfect flip, but the landing is very off, because Thunder rolls out of the way. Kessen up to his knees and Thunder comes running in, nailing a Shining Wizard.

RM: WOW and looks like Kessen is out cold, I don't think he will be getting up from that.

JO: Woah, I got a toy!

RM: What are you talking about?

JO: I don't know this guy just came up and gave me a wrestling figure.

RM: I think were suppose to say something about that, like promote it.

JO: No way, he gave it to me. Its mine, I'm not letting you promote it or whatever.

Thunder goes for the cover.

1..........

RM: Will Kessen be able to get kick out.

2...........

JO: Thats what he gets for falling asleep.

3...........

Winner By Pin Fall: Thunder

RM: Thunder has won it!

JO: Cool.

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Cut backstage to a locker room. It’s a rather small, cramped locker room, not much room to move around. In the center of this locker room is a bench that streches from corner to corner of the small room and we see Obo sitting in the center of the room in his ring gear, a hooded sweatshirt over his upper body.

Obo:New ownership. Pfft. Same sh*t, different day. Heating in this building would be nice. I could be working elsewhere, making more money, and actually being taken care of as a worker, but instead, I’m stuck in a freezing ass cold locker room. I’ll make this straight and to the point. I don’t care who the owners are, what their agendas are, why they are here or what they have planned. I will do as I wish and no one can tell me differently. If you think you can tell me differently, feel free, but you’re gonna be talking to a brick wall. I’m not taking opinions now. This is my time. There’s two choices now, either remove the glass ceiling and let me through, or I’ll bust through it and make a hell of a mess. Your choice. Either way, the future looks like a hell of a lot of fun..

Cut out of the locker room and back to the arena.
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RM:Some really harsh words coming from Obo.

JO:Ha!

RM:What now?

JO:He's a musical instrument.

RM:There not spelled the same.

JO:What isn't?

RM:His name and the instrument.

JO:Whose name?

RM: Oh well, anyways so far tonight we have had two amazing matches. And the next will be no different, one of our owners CBT will be squaring off with Morgan Warner. This should be a match for the history books.

JO: I never liked history, they kept talking about Marilyn Monroe and then when I asked a question about her they would get mad.

RM: Do you mean the Monroe Doctrine?

JO: NO, I mean Marilyn Monroe.

RM: I'm sure you do.....

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Singles Match
Tha CBT vs. Morgan

RM: Looks like our first combatant is about to come out.

The lights are turned down, and the sounds of Alchemist' "Hold You Down" are heard through the Arena speakers. After the first chorus, Tha CBT makes his way down to the ring, complete with Singapore cane. A self-sufficient look on his face. A cocky smirk, as he takes in the crowds reaction, whether or good or bad. He often antagonizes the fans who boo him, getting in there face, even physically provoking them. Once in the ring he's casual, confidently awaiting to start the match.

RM: Looks like CBT is ready for this match up.

JO: Whats CBT stand for?

RM: I think it means Current Big Thing.

JO: Oh....that makes much more sense now.

RM: Why, what did you think it meant?

JO: Crazy Bull Toes....

RM: Your serious aren't you?

JO: Yes, I can't just make stuff up like that.

RM: yea.....

Part of me by Linkin Park begins to play, Morgan walks out of the entrance way and down to the ring with a very determined look on his face.

JO: That was boring.

RM: What are you talking about, the match hasn't even begun yet?

JO: I mean there was nothing fancy about the entrance.

RM: Sometimes you don't need fancy to get the job done in the ring.

JO: But its my favorite part of the match.

Tie up center ring, but CBT breaks away, pointing to his head. Morgan comes running for a clothesline attempt but CBT ducks it. Morgan turns around and CBT goes for a drop kick, but Morgan backs away and CBT lands flat on the mat. Morgan tries to drop an elbow, but CBT rolls out of the way and back to his feet. CBT with a standing senton attempt, but Morgan is able to get out of the way. Both men back to their feet with their arms up for a stand off.

RM: This match has been quite exhilarating thus far.

JO: Yea, well im still mad about the entrance, so I am rooting for CBT, at least he entertains me.

RM: You really are a Moron.

JO: I know you are but what am I.

RM: Just shut up and watch the match.

Morgan into the ropes. He comes at CBT, CBT ducks down and Morgan leapfrog over but doesn’t continue into the far ropes. Morgan hooks CBT from behind and goes for a German suplex, but CBT lands on his feet. CBT with a chop block on Morgan and he takes off into the far ropes. When he comes back, Morgan nails him with an elbow to the mid section, causing CBT to double over. Morgan stands still for a moment before flipping, going for a standing moon Sault, but CBT gets his knees up.

RM: I bet you the gut of Morgan is in some serious pain right now.

JO: My gut is too.

RM: Whats wrong with you?

JO: I'm hungry.

RM: I thought you just had popcorn.

JO: I know but I'm hungry again.

Both men slowly back to their feet. Morgan with a kick to the mid section followed with an Irish Whip into the corner. Morgan with a handspring elbow attempt, but CBT moves out of the way and Morgan crashes into the corner. Morgan stumbles out of the corner woozily right into a CBT set up. CBT with a kick to the gut and he hooks the arms, going for his “Current Conclusion” spinning double arm face buster, but he can’t hit it, because Morgan flips and with the already hooked arms, gets CBT into a pin attempt, but it only scores a count of two.

RM: Looks like this match was almost over right there.

JO: No way, I knew it wouldn't be.

RM: How did you know?

JO: Cause I'm a psycho.

RM: I think you mean psychic.

JO: No, I'm not crazy.

Morgan then picks CBT up for the Tragedy, and he hits it, CBT is out. Morgan goes for the cover.

1...........

RM: I think Morgan has him.

2.........

JO: I'm sure he will regret it if he wins, I mean CBT is the boss.

3.........

Winner By Pin Fall: Morgan Warner

RM:Morgan has done it, he beat CBT!

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