Post by Yukio Blaze on Aug 28, 2007 14:35:41 GMT -5
Opening Match
Shields and Spider are becoming quite the tag team as of late defeating just about all the tag teams that has stepped in front of them and now Williams and Flamez have gave them a run for their money. Flames started the match off by landing stiff rights and lefts to Shields finally bringing him down with a standing drop kick. Flamez then started to play with the crowd before tagging in Williams. Williams came in a tried to give Shields a diving clothesline, but Flamez ducked rolled out of the way and tagged in Spider. Spider ran at Williams full speed, but Williams nailed a super kick to his jaw with a cover, 1....2...kickout. Shields then decided to get back in the ring and tried to punch out Williams, but Flamez say this, jumped on the top rope and nailed him with a flying forearm. Shields rolled out of the ring as Williams picked Spider up and then nailed him with a STO into a backbreaker with a pin, 1......2......3.
Winners by Pinfall, David Williams and Flamez
We fade into the back, onto interviewer Ryan Riddel standing in front of a WFWF back drop. Next to him is current Tag Team Champion EBR, who receives a nice ovation fro the fans watching on the titan tron.
Ryan Riddel: EBR, I’m looking for your opinions on the upcoming match against your partner CBT at Survival of the Fittest.
EBR remains silent for several seconds, before grinning.
EBR: I have no comment.
At this point, we see several women walk past both as EBR winks and nods.
Ryan Riddel: Well, can you-
EBR: I’m gotta go. Got some censored bleep to extended censored bleep.
He walks away as Riddel stares, dumbfounded.
Pillow Fight Exhibition Match
Pillows lined the ring tied to the ropes with a large heart shaped bed in the center. Traci Brooklyn was wearing her finest lingerie and Candi was wearing a white wet t-shirt with cut off blue short shorts. The crowd was puzzled at this, but the ref sounded the bell and both Candi and Traci was taunting the crowd with their bodies before Traci took her pillow and belted Candi very hard in the head with it sending her head bouncing on the bed and then tumbling to the mat. The ref looked at her very concerned and then rung the bell. The ref raises Traci's hand in the air with Traci jumping up and down excited. Traci drops the pillow and out spilling from the pillow is assorted candies and pop cans as the WFWF cuts to a commercial.
Winner by Knockout, Traci Brooklyn
Singles Match
Reckless and Thunder are no strangers to each other as they no each others respected moves and training techniques. Reckless placed his hand out wanting Thunder to shake it, but Thunder laughed and spit in Reckless face with the crowd booing Thunder. Reckless whipped his face off before taking Thunder down with a spear and the crowd starts to cheer. Reckless flips off Thunder and starts stomping him in the stomach with the ref counting, 1.....2...Reckless stomps Thunders right knee, 3.....4....Reckless goes to stomp Thunder, but he counters it and sends Reckless crashing to the mat. Thunder helps himself up using the ropes and starts to limp over to Reckless. Thunder reaches Reckless and plants him with a stiff forearm followed by a swinging neckbreaker, 1......2...Reckless kicks out. Thunder hops back up limping and calls for the end. Thunder kicks Reckless in the gut and then hoist him over his shoulders for the Thunder and Lightning, but Thunders knee buckles and he falls to the mat with Reckless on top of him with a very tight roll up, 1....2....3.
Winner by Pinfall, Reckless
In one of the stranger occurrences of the night, the EBR Emporium made its return to the WFWF after nearly a four year absence. Unfortunately for the fans, it was hosted by CBT. As one half of the current Tag Team Champions ran on about himself, the Survival of the Fittest, and the WFWF in general, he was interrupted when “Made You Look” by Nas played and EBR walked to the ring. When the music stopped and the lighting resumed to its normal settings, EBR simply stared. After a moment of silence his first words were “…what are you doing?”. He kindly brought up several historical inaccuracies, specifically how the EBR Emporium didn’t even take place in the ring. CBT brushed all this off and began to bad mouth EBR to the fans, acting as if he wasn’t even there. In the closing moments CBT began to address his upcoming match with EBR, going as far as to proclaim an advanced win before mocking the official Emporium catch phrase and exclaiming “…and remember, the EBR Emporium is only as good at it’s host”. As he exited the ring EBR remained, rubbing his temples before announcing “…I know that was never my catchphrase”.
The Possessed vs The Innovator
With both men hoping for a boost of momentum heading into Survival of the Fittest, CBT and Possessed Child faced in a competitive and hard hitting bout. From the get go CBT was able to control the tempo, using a mix of strong strikes and powerful slams to keep Possessed Child ground and prone to more of his innovative offense. The first near fall occurred three minutes in when, after countering a CBT clothesline, PC grabbed his arm and twisted him into a front-face lock. Before he could successfully attempt the DDT however, CBT lifted and dropped Possessed Child with a Northern Lights Suplex.
CBT continued to control the match for nearly five more minutes, showing no remorse and repeatedly inflicting more damage on the former X-Breed Champion. In one instance CBT connected with three consecutive Powerbombs, and on the pin attempt pulled PC’s shoulders up himself, opting for the match to continue.
Shortly thereafter CBT’s disgruntled tag team partner made his way to ringside and joined Jesse Owens & Ray Mano for commentary. When asked about the current issue between himself and CBT, EBR tip toed around and instead focused on the match at hand, as well as continually making references to the “Exorcist” before Mano kindly asked him to stop.
While he never get involved, his presence alone would briefly distract CBT for moments at time which allowed the impressive Possessed Child to take advantage. He would isolate CBT in the corner and perform a routine for right hands and short kicks, and in his first near fall of the match, performed a Swinging Sidewalk Slam.
After this initial boost, Possessed Child went to the top rope and attempted a Falling Cross, but CBT rolled out of the way. From then on CBT engaged in arguably one of his most impressive performances to date, completely dominating the match with an array of powerful and stiff forearms and suplexes. In the closing moments, CBT performed a Running Powerslam and specifically brought Possessed Child up to a sitting position. He smiled at EBR before running to the ropes and performing his own version of the Motor City Machete. From there CBT brought a limp PC up to his feet and threw him into the turnbuckles before he scaled the ropes and performed “Tha Tequila Twist” for the three count. As CBT’s arm was raised the camera caught a close up of EBR at the announce booth, silent and none too pleased with the outcome of the match.
Winner by Pinfall, CBT
The WFWF comes back from a commercial with Yukio Blaze standing in front of a blue velvet curtain wearing his new Yukio Blaze T-Shirt.
Survival Of The Fittest is drawing very near with what has become the most hyped pay per view in modern time. The WFWF will have its very first Survival Of The Fittest match with a winner getting a World Title shot at a un-disclosed time and location and the part I like about it is that I'm involved in one of the qualifying matches against the greatest man I've ever wrestled, Thunder, but not only that but the International Title is on the line and a potential opportunity for the WFWF World Title. At the very last Survival Of The Fittest, I became what I am now and that is the Triple Threat Messiah by able to run with Man Of The Hour Josh and Tha CBT. It was my very second pay per view and look how far I've come. Becoming a Tag Team champion by myself and proving all the critics wrong by still staying in the WFWF. Now its my time to shine within the WFWF and its not for becoming the International Champion nor getting a WFWF World Title shot, but once and for all proclaim that I'm the very first man in the history to endure it all and announce why I will Survive With The Fittest.
Yukio smiles as he turns around to walk down the hallway with the back of his t-shirt that says "He Came, He Saw" He Conquered was scribbled out and in red letters said "He Survived".
Who Is More Hardcore Match
Weaponry is already in the ring, including some light tubes, a barbed wire baseball bat, a few chairs, and a couple of other pieces of plunder. Jake Slash is among this as well. The lights come to a quick dim and the camera focuses up tightly on the big screen, blacking out the entire arena. Nothing is seen for a moment, until finally coming back up as the opening introduction of the song begins, scenes of violence flashing with it. Obo throws Reverend Shadow into the barbed wire ropes as the first chorous hits. With this, a quick scene of Obo nailing his tree of woe double stomp hits over the big screen before fading away, quickly replaced with a scene of a vicious Yakuza kick as the song echos through the arena Finally the vocals of the song begin and Obo makes his way through the curtain, the WFWF Heavyweight championship draped over his shoulder carelessly. Obo makes his way down the ramp and slides in under the bottom rope, hoping back to his feet and climbing to the second rope for a pose as "Bite the Hand that Bleeds" cuts off. Obo slides off and quickly stretches, handing the WFWF Heavyweight title off to the referee.
Obo and Jake Slash stand in the center of the ring, with Slash proudly displaying his Hardcore X Championship belt. From the look on Obo’s eyes, you can tell the amount of patience he had for him. The referee callsfor the bell, as Slash raises his title in the air. Obo motions forward and sends a solid right across Jake Slash’s face; Slash stumbles over, dropping the Hardcore X title before Obo’s feet. This match is non-title, so the referee quickly passes it to ringside.
Slash dives at Obo but Obo moves. Slash grabs a barbed wire baseball bat and takes a wild swing, but misses and Obo kicks him in the gut. Obo with a hard Irish Whip to Slash into the corner and he comes running into the corner, nailing a hellacious Yakuza kick. Obo to the center of the ring and he loudly yells “YOU MOTHER F*CKERS READY??” to loud applause.
Obo grabs a chair and sets it up in the center of the ring, but Slash is able to come in with a light tube shot out of no where. Slash with the advantage now and he grabs Obo, pulling him with an arm ringer. Obo counters out with a jab to the eye then throws Slash with a wrist clutch belly to belly. Obo grabs a second chair and sets it up with the first, but is unhappy with where they are, so he moves them both to the corner.
Slash rolls out of the ring and jumps the barrier. His valet Stevie tries to talk him into coming back, but Slash is already three rows up. Obo is in chase though. Slash in the upper level seating and Obo right behind him. Slash grabs a chair and throws it, which slows Obo down enough that Slash can get a slight advantage and get away.
Obo sprints up the stairs in the direction that Slash went, running blindly and running right into a chair shot from Slash. The two are now in upper level seating and Slash chokes Obo with the chair leg. Slash backs up and stomps his leg, calling for Obo’s Yakuza kick. Obo slow to his feet and Slash comes running. Slash gets his leg up for the Yakuza, but Obo catches him and throws him, throwing him right off the railing to the seating a good fifteen feet below!!
Obo down the seating quickly and he grabs Slash by the head, throwing him down the rest of the way and into the guardrail. Slash then gets thrown over the guardrail from Obo, then under the bottom rope into the ring. Obo into the ring and he grabs Slash. Obo lifts Slash for a body slam, but sets him up on the top turnbuckle instead. Slash is sort of in a tree of woe position, but his head and back are resting on chairs.
Obo to the top rope quickly and he dives off, nailing a tree of woe double stomp on Slash on chairs! Obo gets down and grabs a barbed wire baseball bat, but the referee has seen enough and calls for the bell via a TKO.
Winner by Knockout, Obo
The match is over, but Obo doesn’t care, because he still nails Slash with the barbed wire bat and HARD! Slash’s manager Stevie into the ring and she grabs a board. Hard to the back Stevie swings her wood, but it doesn’t do much to Obo. Obo grabs her and lifts her up into a piledriver position. The crowd gasps as they think Obo is going to piledrive this overly busty woman, but instead, he walks to the ropes and sets her upside down in the turnbuckle. She’s in a tree of woe and Obo exits the ring to the ring apron.. Stevie is trying her best to get out, leaning up and pulling at her feet. Obo is now on the top rope and he’s calling for an Apocalyptic Era on Stevie, but WAIT! It’s Vanessa McGurk!!
Vanessa leaps upon the apron and fires a shot across Obo’s face. Vanessa pushes herself up the turnbuckle. Obo lurches forward and grabs Vanessa by the hair, but Vanessa finds an opening and nails Obo with a cruel low-blow. Obo releases Vanessa from his grasp. Vanessa pushes herself upon the top rope, leaps into Obo and whips Obo down with a hurricanrana from the top rope; diving over Stevie. Vanessa motions to her feet and frees Stevie from the Tree Of Woe. Vanessa looks back at Obo, but motions into the ropes and springboards back with a moonsault, but Obo manages to catch her as he rises. Obo appears to be setting her up for an Oklahoma Slam, but Vanessa wriggles herself free from Obo’s grasp. Vanessa dashes past Obo, hits the ropes and charges back. Obo nails her in the mid-section with a vicious hook and follows with a ddt; spiking Vanessa McGurk into the mat.
Obo takes Vanessa to the vertical base and pushes her into the ropes. Vanessa bounces back and Obo strikes her across the face with a hard under-hand pimp slap. Vanessa drops into the mat, as Wayne McGurk charges into the ring. Wayne slides into the ring, as Obo slides out. Wayne crawls to Vanessa and checks on her condition. Wayne looks over at Obo, who stand right outside of the ring. Wayne kisses Vanessa in the forehead and charges after Obo. Obo hops over the security rail, with Wayne close behind. Wayne motions over the rail, but Obo throws a chair at him; the chair only grazing against Wayne’s arm. Wayne catches up with Obo and the two begin to exchange blows amidst the crowd.
Main Event Tag Team Match
This is the match that no one thought they would see. Calvin Lee and Josh Dean vs Dane Christian and Jay Mayhem, three of these four men will be involved in the Survival Of The Fittest qualifying matches, but first of all is who will survival this ?
Calvin Lee and Mayhem started off with Calvin dropping Mayhem down with a running clothesline followed with a leg drop with a pin, 1....kickout. Mayhem kipped up and charged at Calvin taking him down with a spinning heel kick with a pin, 1....2...kickout. Mayhem tumbled his hands around and climbed the top rope, but Calvin rolled over and tagged in Josh Dean. Mayhem dropped back down, but Dean charged at him and took him down with a flying shoulder tackle. Dean crossed his arms at his chest and then picked up and hoisted Mayhem on his shoulders looking for the end, but Mayhem somehow countered the Derailer into a bulldog takedown. Mayhem got back up, walked over to Dane Christian and tagged him in. Dane waited for Dean to get up and when he did, Dane sweeped Deans knee and Dean started to cry out in pain holding his knee. Dane climbed the top rope and took and seat on the top while the ref checks on Dean. Dane then hops back down and walks over to Calvin Lee, starts bad mouthing him and so Calvin slaps Dane right in his mouth and then entered the ring, but Dane stumble fell into Mayhem and Mayhem tagged him in, but Mayhem let Lee take Dane down with a kick to the groin followed by a sweeping DDT. The fans started to cheer for Calvin, but Mayhem threw Calvin over the top rope onto the arena floor. Dean was still holding his leg in pain, so Mayhem walked over to him and slapped on a Texas Cloverleaf. First Dean had the ropes, but he let go and in a shocking move, Dean couldnt take the move anymore and tapped out shocking the fans as the WFWF cuts to the ending credits.
Winners by Submission, Jay Mayhem and Dane Christian
Shields and Spider are becoming quite the tag team as of late defeating just about all the tag teams that has stepped in front of them and now Williams and Flamez have gave them a run for their money. Flames started the match off by landing stiff rights and lefts to Shields finally bringing him down with a standing drop kick. Flamez then started to play with the crowd before tagging in Williams. Williams came in a tried to give Shields a diving clothesline, but Flamez ducked rolled out of the way and tagged in Spider. Spider ran at Williams full speed, but Williams nailed a super kick to his jaw with a cover, 1....2...kickout. Shields then decided to get back in the ring and tried to punch out Williams, but Flamez say this, jumped on the top rope and nailed him with a flying forearm. Shields rolled out of the ring as Williams picked Spider up and then nailed him with a STO into a backbreaker with a pin, 1......2......3.
Winners by Pinfall, David Williams and Flamez
We fade into the back, onto interviewer Ryan Riddel standing in front of a WFWF back drop. Next to him is current Tag Team Champion EBR, who receives a nice ovation fro the fans watching on the titan tron.
Ryan Riddel: EBR, I’m looking for your opinions on the upcoming match against your partner CBT at Survival of the Fittest.
EBR remains silent for several seconds, before grinning.
EBR: I have no comment.
At this point, we see several women walk past both as EBR winks and nods.
Ryan Riddel: Well, can you-
EBR: I’m gotta go. Got some censored bleep to extended censored bleep.
He walks away as Riddel stares, dumbfounded.
Pillow Fight Exhibition Match
Pillows lined the ring tied to the ropes with a large heart shaped bed in the center. Traci Brooklyn was wearing her finest lingerie and Candi was wearing a white wet t-shirt with cut off blue short shorts. The crowd was puzzled at this, but the ref sounded the bell and both Candi and Traci was taunting the crowd with their bodies before Traci took her pillow and belted Candi very hard in the head with it sending her head bouncing on the bed and then tumbling to the mat. The ref looked at her very concerned and then rung the bell. The ref raises Traci's hand in the air with Traci jumping up and down excited. Traci drops the pillow and out spilling from the pillow is assorted candies and pop cans as the WFWF cuts to a commercial.
Winner by Knockout, Traci Brooklyn
Singles Match
Reckless and Thunder are no strangers to each other as they no each others respected moves and training techniques. Reckless placed his hand out wanting Thunder to shake it, but Thunder laughed and spit in Reckless face with the crowd booing Thunder. Reckless whipped his face off before taking Thunder down with a spear and the crowd starts to cheer. Reckless flips off Thunder and starts stomping him in the stomach with the ref counting, 1.....2...Reckless stomps Thunders right knee, 3.....4....Reckless goes to stomp Thunder, but he counters it and sends Reckless crashing to the mat. Thunder helps himself up using the ropes and starts to limp over to Reckless. Thunder reaches Reckless and plants him with a stiff forearm followed by a swinging neckbreaker, 1......2...Reckless kicks out. Thunder hops back up limping and calls for the end. Thunder kicks Reckless in the gut and then hoist him over his shoulders for the Thunder and Lightning, but Thunders knee buckles and he falls to the mat with Reckless on top of him with a very tight roll up, 1....2....3.
Winner by Pinfall, Reckless
In one of the stranger occurrences of the night, the EBR Emporium made its return to the WFWF after nearly a four year absence. Unfortunately for the fans, it was hosted by CBT. As one half of the current Tag Team Champions ran on about himself, the Survival of the Fittest, and the WFWF in general, he was interrupted when “Made You Look” by Nas played and EBR walked to the ring. When the music stopped and the lighting resumed to its normal settings, EBR simply stared. After a moment of silence his first words were “…what are you doing?”. He kindly brought up several historical inaccuracies, specifically how the EBR Emporium didn’t even take place in the ring. CBT brushed all this off and began to bad mouth EBR to the fans, acting as if he wasn’t even there. In the closing moments CBT began to address his upcoming match with EBR, going as far as to proclaim an advanced win before mocking the official Emporium catch phrase and exclaiming “…and remember, the EBR Emporium is only as good at it’s host”. As he exited the ring EBR remained, rubbing his temples before announcing “…I know that was never my catchphrase”.
The Possessed vs The Innovator
With both men hoping for a boost of momentum heading into Survival of the Fittest, CBT and Possessed Child faced in a competitive and hard hitting bout. From the get go CBT was able to control the tempo, using a mix of strong strikes and powerful slams to keep Possessed Child ground and prone to more of his innovative offense. The first near fall occurred three minutes in when, after countering a CBT clothesline, PC grabbed his arm and twisted him into a front-face lock. Before he could successfully attempt the DDT however, CBT lifted and dropped Possessed Child with a Northern Lights Suplex.
CBT continued to control the match for nearly five more minutes, showing no remorse and repeatedly inflicting more damage on the former X-Breed Champion. In one instance CBT connected with three consecutive Powerbombs, and on the pin attempt pulled PC’s shoulders up himself, opting for the match to continue.
Shortly thereafter CBT’s disgruntled tag team partner made his way to ringside and joined Jesse Owens & Ray Mano for commentary. When asked about the current issue between himself and CBT, EBR tip toed around and instead focused on the match at hand, as well as continually making references to the “Exorcist” before Mano kindly asked him to stop.
While he never get involved, his presence alone would briefly distract CBT for moments at time which allowed the impressive Possessed Child to take advantage. He would isolate CBT in the corner and perform a routine for right hands and short kicks, and in his first near fall of the match, performed a Swinging Sidewalk Slam.
After this initial boost, Possessed Child went to the top rope and attempted a Falling Cross, but CBT rolled out of the way. From then on CBT engaged in arguably one of his most impressive performances to date, completely dominating the match with an array of powerful and stiff forearms and suplexes. In the closing moments, CBT performed a Running Powerslam and specifically brought Possessed Child up to a sitting position. He smiled at EBR before running to the ropes and performing his own version of the Motor City Machete. From there CBT brought a limp PC up to his feet and threw him into the turnbuckles before he scaled the ropes and performed “Tha Tequila Twist” for the three count. As CBT’s arm was raised the camera caught a close up of EBR at the announce booth, silent and none too pleased with the outcome of the match.
Winner by Pinfall, CBT
The WFWF comes back from a commercial with Yukio Blaze standing in front of a blue velvet curtain wearing his new Yukio Blaze T-Shirt.
Survival Of The Fittest is drawing very near with what has become the most hyped pay per view in modern time. The WFWF will have its very first Survival Of The Fittest match with a winner getting a World Title shot at a un-disclosed time and location and the part I like about it is that I'm involved in one of the qualifying matches against the greatest man I've ever wrestled, Thunder, but not only that but the International Title is on the line and a potential opportunity for the WFWF World Title. At the very last Survival Of The Fittest, I became what I am now and that is the Triple Threat Messiah by able to run with Man Of The Hour Josh and Tha CBT. It was my very second pay per view and look how far I've come. Becoming a Tag Team champion by myself and proving all the critics wrong by still staying in the WFWF. Now its my time to shine within the WFWF and its not for becoming the International Champion nor getting a WFWF World Title shot, but once and for all proclaim that I'm the very first man in the history to endure it all and announce why I will Survive With The Fittest.
Yukio smiles as he turns around to walk down the hallway with the back of his t-shirt that says "He Came, He Saw" He Conquered was scribbled out and in red letters said "He Survived".
Who Is More Hardcore Match
Weaponry is already in the ring, including some light tubes, a barbed wire baseball bat, a few chairs, and a couple of other pieces of plunder. Jake Slash is among this as well. The lights come to a quick dim and the camera focuses up tightly on the big screen, blacking out the entire arena. Nothing is seen for a moment, until finally coming back up as the opening introduction of the song begins, scenes of violence flashing with it. Obo throws Reverend Shadow into the barbed wire ropes as the first chorous hits. With this, a quick scene of Obo nailing his tree of woe double stomp hits over the big screen before fading away, quickly replaced with a scene of a vicious Yakuza kick as the song echos through the arena Finally the vocals of the song begin and Obo makes his way through the curtain, the WFWF Heavyweight championship draped over his shoulder carelessly. Obo makes his way down the ramp and slides in under the bottom rope, hoping back to his feet and climbing to the second rope for a pose as "Bite the Hand that Bleeds" cuts off. Obo slides off and quickly stretches, handing the WFWF Heavyweight title off to the referee.
Obo and Jake Slash stand in the center of the ring, with Slash proudly displaying his Hardcore X Championship belt. From the look on Obo’s eyes, you can tell the amount of patience he had for him. The referee callsfor the bell, as Slash raises his title in the air. Obo motions forward and sends a solid right across Jake Slash’s face; Slash stumbles over, dropping the Hardcore X title before Obo’s feet. This match is non-title, so the referee quickly passes it to ringside.
Slash dives at Obo but Obo moves. Slash grabs a barbed wire baseball bat and takes a wild swing, but misses and Obo kicks him in the gut. Obo with a hard Irish Whip to Slash into the corner and he comes running into the corner, nailing a hellacious Yakuza kick. Obo to the center of the ring and he loudly yells “YOU MOTHER F*CKERS READY??” to loud applause.
Obo grabs a chair and sets it up in the center of the ring, but Slash is able to come in with a light tube shot out of no where. Slash with the advantage now and he grabs Obo, pulling him with an arm ringer. Obo counters out with a jab to the eye then throws Slash with a wrist clutch belly to belly. Obo grabs a second chair and sets it up with the first, but is unhappy with where they are, so he moves them both to the corner.
Slash rolls out of the ring and jumps the barrier. His valet Stevie tries to talk him into coming back, but Slash is already three rows up. Obo is in chase though. Slash in the upper level seating and Obo right behind him. Slash grabs a chair and throws it, which slows Obo down enough that Slash can get a slight advantage and get away.
Obo sprints up the stairs in the direction that Slash went, running blindly and running right into a chair shot from Slash. The two are now in upper level seating and Slash chokes Obo with the chair leg. Slash backs up and stomps his leg, calling for Obo’s Yakuza kick. Obo slow to his feet and Slash comes running. Slash gets his leg up for the Yakuza, but Obo catches him and throws him, throwing him right off the railing to the seating a good fifteen feet below!!
Obo down the seating quickly and he grabs Slash by the head, throwing him down the rest of the way and into the guardrail. Slash then gets thrown over the guardrail from Obo, then under the bottom rope into the ring. Obo into the ring and he grabs Slash. Obo lifts Slash for a body slam, but sets him up on the top turnbuckle instead. Slash is sort of in a tree of woe position, but his head and back are resting on chairs.
Obo to the top rope quickly and he dives off, nailing a tree of woe double stomp on Slash on chairs! Obo gets down and grabs a barbed wire baseball bat, but the referee has seen enough and calls for the bell via a TKO.
Winner by Knockout, Obo
The match is over, but Obo doesn’t care, because he still nails Slash with the barbed wire bat and HARD! Slash’s manager Stevie into the ring and she grabs a board. Hard to the back Stevie swings her wood, but it doesn’t do much to Obo. Obo grabs her and lifts her up into a piledriver position. The crowd gasps as they think Obo is going to piledrive this overly busty woman, but instead, he walks to the ropes and sets her upside down in the turnbuckle. She’s in a tree of woe and Obo exits the ring to the ring apron.. Stevie is trying her best to get out, leaning up and pulling at her feet. Obo is now on the top rope and he’s calling for an Apocalyptic Era on Stevie, but WAIT! It’s Vanessa McGurk!!
Vanessa leaps upon the apron and fires a shot across Obo’s face. Vanessa pushes herself up the turnbuckle. Obo lurches forward and grabs Vanessa by the hair, but Vanessa finds an opening and nails Obo with a cruel low-blow. Obo releases Vanessa from his grasp. Vanessa pushes herself upon the top rope, leaps into Obo and whips Obo down with a hurricanrana from the top rope; diving over Stevie. Vanessa motions to her feet and frees Stevie from the Tree Of Woe. Vanessa looks back at Obo, but motions into the ropes and springboards back with a moonsault, but Obo manages to catch her as he rises. Obo appears to be setting her up for an Oklahoma Slam, but Vanessa wriggles herself free from Obo’s grasp. Vanessa dashes past Obo, hits the ropes and charges back. Obo nails her in the mid-section with a vicious hook and follows with a ddt; spiking Vanessa McGurk into the mat.
Obo takes Vanessa to the vertical base and pushes her into the ropes. Vanessa bounces back and Obo strikes her across the face with a hard under-hand pimp slap. Vanessa drops into the mat, as Wayne McGurk charges into the ring. Wayne slides into the ring, as Obo slides out. Wayne crawls to Vanessa and checks on her condition. Wayne looks over at Obo, who stand right outside of the ring. Wayne kisses Vanessa in the forehead and charges after Obo. Obo hops over the security rail, with Wayne close behind. Wayne motions over the rail, but Obo throws a chair at him; the chair only grazing against Wayne’s arm. Wayne catches up with Obo and the two begin to exchange blows amidst the crowd.
Main Event Tag Team Match
This is the match that no one thought they would see. Calvin Lee and Josh Dean vs Dane Christian and Jay Mayhem, three of these four men will be involved in the Survival Of The Fittest qualifying matches, but first of all is who will survival this ?
Calvin Lee and Mayhem started off with Calvin dropping Mayhem down with a running clothesline followed with a leg drop with a pin, 1....kickout. Mayhem kipped up and charged at Calvin taking him down with a spinning heel kick with a pin, 1....2...kickout. Mayhem tumbled his hands around and climbed the top rope, but Calvin rolled over and tagged in Josh Dean. Mayhem dropped back down, but Dean charged at him and took him down with a flying shoulder tackle. Dean crossed his arms at his chest and then picked up and hoisted Mayhem on his shoulders looking for the end, but Mayhem somehow countered the Derailer into a bulldog takedown. Mayhem got back up, walked over to Dane Christian and tagged him in. Dane waited for Dean to get up and when he did, Dane sweeped Deans knee and Dean started to cry out in pain holding his knee. Dane climbed the top rope and took and seat on the top while the ref checks on Dean. Dane then hops back down and walks over to Calvin Lee, starts bad mouthing him and so Calvin slaps Dane right in his mouth and then entered the ring, but Dane stumble fell into Mayhem and Mayhem tagged him in, but Mayhem let Lee take Dane down with a kick to the groin followed by a sweeping DDT. The fans started to cheer for Calvin, but Mayhem threw Calvin over the top rope onto the arena floor. Dean was still holding his leg in pain, so Mayhem walked over to him and slapped on a Texas Cloverleaf. First Dean had the ropes, but he let go and in a shocking move, Dean couldnt take the move anymore and tapped out shocking the fans as the WFWF cuts to the ending credits.
Winners by Submission, Jay Mayhem and Dane Christian
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