Post by Yukio Blaze on Dec 31, 2007 9:43:24 GMT -5
Singles Match
Fireworks exploded as the theme for Loaded played.
Ray: Hello everyone I'm Ray Mano and this is my partner Jesse Owens!
Jesse: We all hope you had a wonderful holiday.
Ray: And we are gonna kick this baby off with an energetic match.
The PA's blare I wanna be bad, and they get out their camera's because they know who was going to be coming out next. Candi Starlight comes out, with her hands on her hips. Candi is wearing a Miss Claus hoodie and a very very short skirt. The special guest ref has arrived. She walks to the beginning of the ramp and turn to blow kisses to fans. She walks down, once the ramp ends, Candi goes up the stairs stops in the center of the ring and rips open her jacket, and enters the ring in between the 2nd and 3rd rope. Candi then goes to the middle of the ring and dances seductively.
Seek and Destroy by Metallica blares over the speakers and Reckless runs from the ramp. Suddenly the High Horror comes from behind and drags Reckless into the ring and this thing has begun.
Horror beat down on Reckless with high boots and clothesline on this Christmas Edition of Loaded. Horror climbed to the top and performed a stunning elbow drop.
Ray: Look at the power of High Horror.
Jesse: This is definitley a win for Horror.
Horror continued to beat down on Reckless until Candi tried to break it up. Horror backed Candi up into the corner. Suddenly Christmas music played over the speaker and Santa made his way down to the ring. Horror looked on confused. David Williams came to try and stop it, but Santa wacked him in the head with his toy bag sending him off the stage.
Ray: Better watch out, better not cry, better not pout I'm telling you why!
Jesse: Santa Claus is gonna get his ass kicked!
Santa pulled a bat out of his bag and ran down to the ring.
Candi was looking on as Santa beat down on Horror. Reckless them climbed the top rope and hit a R-Splash for the three! Santa then grabbed a mic.
Santa: Ho ho ho! Horror was on the naughty list this year for messing with Santa. And who am I? I'm your worst nightmare Horror! I'm Flamez bitch!
The crowd roared.
Flamez: Horror, at Superbrawl, you're ass is mine and those tag titles are Shawn and I's. And right now I'm gonna send this shoutout to all the men and women serving in Iraq over this Holiday Season. Bless you, and thank you. You guys are great. I love ya! Oh and Candi...
Flamez grabbed Candi and made out with her.
Flamez: HO HO HO!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Winner By Pinfall, Reckless
From here, we cut to the backstage area, where Ray Mano stands near a WFWF backdrop. Near him with his knees near his face, perched on the solid concrete floor is Obo, a black hooded sweatshirt over his body, the hood up to cloak his entire body.
Mano: WFWF Fans, this is Ray Mano, and I am standing by with former WFWF Heavyweight champion of the world, Obo, who wishes to send a very special Christmas message.
Obo: Gray. When the whole world is gray, shades of gray. Differing shades of black and white, with the occasionally sprinkling of an off color between, it’s hard to find your way. It’s hard to find your niche in a community so shunned and closed.
But these same people.. These same people come to me.. When something goes wrong, they come to me, searching for answers.. And I will tell you no lies.. But maybe I’ll tell you nothing at all..
Trent Draven, consider your decree of war accepted. So it was written, so it shall be. Thou savior destroys all those who oppose him and wish to deter him from his ultimate path. Happy Hanukkah, das Leben ist genug. dann Sie Würfel
Ho Ho Holy Crap Hardcore Match
Cut back to the ringside area, where the holidays hardcore match is already set up.. The ring ropes are strung with Christmas lights with large bulbs and there’s a bunch of ornaments in the ring, as well as a barbed wire bat. Both participants are already in the ring. Flamez grabs the barbed wire bat and starts swinging, but is caught with a double palm strike from Juba, which sends him back first into the hot light bulbs. The bulbs burn him before shattering.
Juba on the offense with a series of rather weak looking kicks, Flamez comes back with a back hand. Juba backs off a little bit and Flamez comes running in, but Juba catches him with a side slam onto the glass Christmas ornaments, but it scores only a count of two.
Both men up and they start head butting until they both fall back down. Juba grabs the barbed wire bat and lifts his opponent up, working the bat between the arm and neck for a cobra clutch type hold. Juba falls backwards, nailing a modified Russian leg sweep with the bat onto some Christmas ornaments. Juba covers Flamez, and it’s an easy pin for three.
Winner By Pinfall, Juba
Candi: Hey guys. I’ve just come out here to say that I’m so glad to be involved in Superbrawl. I’ve come such a long way in just a couple of months and I really couldn’t of done it without you. If I am your first womens champ, Ill do it for you. I’ll be a peoples champion. You deserve to see the good stuff. So If I win the championship, I may, or may not flash the crowd. Bye guys.
Candi then sat at ringside with the Nintendo 64
Singles Match
Winner Gets A Nintendo 64
Williams and D have been no strangers to each other as they fought fearlessly for the then X-Breed title months ago, but now they are both now different men. Williams started the match off by dropkicking D almost out of his boots, but D kipped back up and nailed Williams with a running lariat. Candi stood at ringside with the Nintendo 64 securely on her lap as Dane picked Williams back up, and drilled him down with a sick brainbuster. D immediately grabbed at Williams head and locked in a sick Dragon Sleeper. Williams had nowhere to go and he tapped out.
Winner By Submission and the 64, D.C
*"Easy Lover" by Phil Collins hits as the fans are unsure just what to do. They don't recogize this song being anyone's theme song. Suddenly, “Platinum” Justin Tyme struts his way out from behind the curtains for the first time in almost a year and the fans can’t help but cheer for the man even though it will likely change momentarily. Justin gets into the ring and grabs a mic but doesn’t say anything for a few moments as the crowd is actually still cheering him. The crowd settles just enough for Justin to begin to speak.*
JT: I don’t know how many of you remember me… but just incase you have forgotten, I am the The wheelin' dealin', sex appealin', kisses stealin', girlies squealin'… hard choppin', floor moppin', cherry poppin', awesome rockin', always shockin', never stoppin’, “Platinum” Justin Tyme!
*The crowd erupts again as Justin Tyme throws the Shocker in the air.*
JT: And as you all know I am a very humble man, and something about these holidays seems to bring the best out in anyone and Justin Tyme is no different. You see, I always get filled with all this yuletide cheer spreading around at this time of the year that I couldn’t control myself, I decided that I wanted to give something back to the land that gave me so much to start with… Not my money, but there is something I wanted to give to you the fans to make your holidays just that much more special.
*The crowd again cheers for Justin Tyme and his new-found giving spirit*
JT: So I went to every mall and looked in every store for an idea for something to give to all of the loyal wrestling fans that employed me for however many years. It was then that I found what I could give back. You see, I was in a clothing store buying a brand new suit to wear to the International Acadamy of Outstanding Achievement Awards night, where I will be receiving Outstanding Achiever of the Century, and that’s when I saw something… There was something that caught my eye that I just knew would be adequate as a gift from me to you. I looked in that mirror and I saw the greatest gift that god has ever given to this green earth… Me. I looked in that mirror and I realized that the greatest gift ever created was deity-made and was literally staring myself in the mirror at all times. I would give you, the loyal fans, and the privilege of being in my midst once again. Now with that being said, don’t say that I never gave you anything in return for your years of gratitude.
*The fans erupted in boos at the realization that they weren’t really getting anything…*
JT: What? You were expecting something else? You’re asking me “Aren’t you forgetting something?” No, I’m not. You people fail to understand that I am gracing you with God’s greatest gift in the history of HISTORY and you still want more. You know, they say some people never change and you people are the epitome of that statement. I give, and I give and all you do in return is taking and ask for more. You know, it’s the holidays and you could at least show some respect towards the best gift ever. I mean, if I could wrap myself in Christmas paper and give myself as a gift to myself I would think that I am the greatest person ever for giving such a great gift… You people should be just as appreciative of me as I am.
*The crowd continues to heckle Justin at the lack of a present.*
JT: You know what? How cruel am I? I mean seriously, only giving one gift to you people? I mean I am the richest man in the history of WFWF, why not spread the wealth?
*The crowd perks it’s ears in anticipation of money coming from the roof or something of the like.*
JT: For you see, I will spread my wealth in ability and technical prowess when I proudly make my return to the WFWF ring at Superbrawl. That’s right, to receive the other part of my “Greatest Gift in the History of History” Package, all you have to do is order Superbrawl and you will get to see quite the treat. Because as you may or may not know, WFWF has announced on WFWF.com that the President of WFWF Jonathon Parker, has declared a mini-tournament with the winner having the unfortunate pleasure of padding my stats further. They have advertised it as the “opportunity to end Justin Tyme’s undefeated streak at Superbrawl” But to be perfectly honest, we all know that can’t happen especially when you consider that it’s a bunch of scrubs whom I’ve never heard of fighting for the opportunity. But the package continues to get better! Now you are probably saying “Hey Justin, how can this package get any sweeter” The truth is, I don’t know but it has! Not only do you get to bask in my mere presence, you also get to bare witness to my return match live, only on Pay Per View as well as this next part of the super-fantastic deal. I, Justin Tyme, am officially bringing my Moneyshot Title out of retirement for my match at Superbrawl. Whoever is the un-lucky man to win the tournament will have the shot, and I use that term loosely, at Justin Tyme’s Moneyshot Championship!
*The crowd gives a mixed reaction. Part of them are happy that they are going to see an awesome match at the PPV that just so happens to be JT’s return match, the other half are underwhelmed at the lack of gifts that were promised*
JT: So remember folks, tune in to Superbrawl to see who is the star-crossed individual that will step onto the tracks against “Platinum” Justin Tyme. And don’t forget, They don’t just call me Platinum because I am better than gold but they do call me Justin Tyme because I’m better than you.
*Easy Lover hits again as a chorus of boos rain down on Justin Tyme as he exits the ring. He throws the Shocker on his way up the ramp to the back.
Singles Match
Valentine and Shadow were taking each other to the limits as this match went on for at least 15 minutes, as each man was sweating and injured over the complex of moves that each other dished out to one another. Early in the match, Rev almost had the match won as he connected the Clothesline From Heaven on Valentine, but with Valentine close to the ropes, Valentine put his foot on the ropes. Valentine then 5 minutes later whipped Rev into the turnbuckles and hit him with the running double knee. That is where we are now, Valentine is stalking Rev to get up as Rev is trying to get to his feet. With the help of the second rope, he gets up, but Valentine walks over to him and drops him down with a reverse DDT. Valentine called for the end, bounced off the ropes and connected the Victory Road kick to Rev's face. He lifted his hand up, bounced back off the ropes and connected another Victory Road, but signaled again for the kick, but the ref got into his way and pushed him down onto the mat. The ref is now out and Valentine is looking to literally kill Rev, but a roar from the audience fills the arena and out from the audience comes Yukio Blaze who jumps over the guard rail, slides into the ring and intercepts Valentine from kicking Rev for a third time with a vicious spear. The crowd cheered on and Valentine is now out and Yukio now helping Rev to his feet.
Match Was Ruled No Contest
Yukio helped Rev up, but exited the ring walking up the ramp with his back turned to the titan tron and he is saying to Rev, that he now owes Yukio one.....
Fireworks exploded as the theme for Loaded played.
Ray: Hello everyone I'm Ray Mano and this is my partner Jesse Owens!
Jesse: We all hope you had a wonderful holiday.
Ray: And we are gonna kick this baby off with an energetic match.
The PA's blare I wanna be bad, and they get out their camera's because they know who was going to be coming out next. Candi Starlight comes out, with her hands on her hips. Candi is wearing a Miss Claus hoodie and a very very short skirt. The special guest ref has arrived. She walks to the beginning of the ramp and turn to blow kisses to fans. She walks down, once the ramp ends, Candi goes up the stairs stops in the center of the ring and rips open her jacket, and enters the ring in between the 2nd and 3rd rope. Candi then goes to the middle of the ring and dances seductively.
Seek and Destroy by Metallica blares over the speakers and Reckless runs from the ramp. Suddenly the High Horror comes from behind and drags Reckless into the ring and this thing has begun.
Horror beat down on Reckless with high boots and clothesline on this Christmas Edition of Loaded. Horror climbed to the top and performed a stunning elbow drop.
Ray: Look at the power of High Horror.
Jesse: This is definitley a win for Horror.
Horror continued to beat down on Reckless until Candi tried to break it up. Horror backed Candi up into the corner. Suddenly Christmas music played over the speaker and Santa made his way down to the ring. Horror looked on confused. David Williams came to try and stop it, but Santa wacked him in the head with his toy bag sending him off the stage.
Ray: Better watch out, better not cry, better not pout I'm telling you why!
Jesse: Santa Claus is gonna get his ass kicked!
Santa pulled a bat out of his bag and ran down to the ring.
Candi was looking on as Santa beat down on Horror. Reckless them climbed the top rope and hit a R-Splash for the three! Santa then grabbed a mic.
Santa: Ho ho ho! Horror was on the naughty list this year for messing with Santa. And who am I? I'm your worst nightmare Horror! I'm Flamez bitch!
The crowd roared.
Flamez: Horror, at Superbrawl, you're ass is mine and those tag titles are Shawn and I's. And right now I'm gonna send this shoutout to all the men and women serving in Iraq over this Holiday Season. Bless you, and thank you. You guys are great. I love ya! Oh and Candi...
Flamez grabbed Candi and made out with her.
Flamez: HO HO HO!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Winner By Pinfall, Reckless
From here, we cut to the backstage area, where Ray Mano stands near a WFWF backdrop. Near him with his knees near his face, perched on the solid concrete floor is Obo, a black hooded sweatshirt over his body, the hood up to cloak his entire body.
Mano: WFWF Fans, this is Ray Mano, and I am standing by with former WFWF Heavyweight champion of the world, Obo, who wishes to send a very special Christmas message.
Obo: Gray. When the whole world is gray, shades of gray. Differing shades of black and white, with the occasionally sprinkling of an off color between, it’s hard to find your way. It’s hard to find your niche in a community so shunned and closed.
But these same people.. These same people come to me.. When something goes wrong, they come to me, searching for answers.. And I will tell you no lies.. But maybe I’ll tell you nothing at all..
Trent Draven, consider your decree of war accepted. So it was written, so it shall be. Thou savior destroys all those who oppose him and wish to deter him from his ultimate path. Happy Hanukkah, das Leben ist genug. dann Sie Würfel
Ho Ho Holy Crap Hardcore Match
Cut back to the ringside area, where the holidays hardcore match is already set up.. The ring ropes are strung with Christmas lights with large bulbs and there’s a bunch of ornaments in the ring, as well as a barbed wire bat. Both participants are already in the ring. Flamez grabs the barbed wire bat and starts swinging, but is caught with a double palm strike from Juba, which sends him back first into the hot light bulbs. The bulbs burn him before shattering.
Juba on the offense with a series of rather weak looking kicks, Flamez comes back with a back hand. Juba backs off a little bit and Flamez comes running in, but Juba catches him with a side slam onto the glass Christmas ornaments, but it scores only a count of two.
Both men up and they start head butting until they both fall back down. Juba grabs the barbed wire bat and lifts his opponent up, working the bat between the arm and neck for a cobra clutch type hold. Juba falls backwards, nailing a modified Russian leg sweep with the bat onto some Christmas ornaments. Juba covers Flamez, and it’s an easy pin for three.
Winner By Pinfall, Juba
Candi: Hey guys. I’ve just come out here to say that I’m so glad to be involved in Superbrawl. I’ve come such a long way in just a couple of months and I really couldn’t of done it without you. If I am your first womens champ, Ill do it for you. I’ll be a peoples champion. You deserve to see the good stuff. So If I win the championship, I may, or may not flash the crowd. Bye guys.
Candi then sat at ringside with the Nintendo 64
Singles Match
Winner Gets A Nintendo 64
Williams and D have been no strangers to each other as they fought fearlessly for the then X-Breed title months ago, but now they are both now different men. Williams started the match off by dropkicking D almost out of his boots, but D kipped back up and nailed Williams with a running lariat. Candi stood at ringside with the Nintendo 64 securely on her lap as Dane picked Williams back up, and drilled him down with a sick brainbuster. D immediately grabbed at Williams head and locked in a sick Dragon Sleeper. Williams had nowhere to go and he tapped out.
Winner By Submission and the 64, D.C
*"Easy Lover" by Phil Collins hits as the fans are unsure just what to do. They don't recogize this song being anyone's theme song. Suddenly, “Platinum” Justin Tyme struts his way out from behind the curtains for the first time in almost a year and the fans can’t help but cheer for the man even though it will likely change momentarily. Justin gets into the ring and grabs a mic but doesn’t say anything for a few moments as the crowd is actually still cheering him. The crowd settles just enough for Justin to begin to speak.*
JT: I don’t know how many of you remember me… but just incase you have forgotten, I am the The wheelin' dealin', sex appealin', kisses stealin', girlies squealin'… hard choppin', floor moppin', cherry poppin', awesome rockin', always shockin', never stoppin’, “Platinum” Justin Tyme!
*The crowd erupts again as Justin Tyme throws the Shocker in the air.*
JT: And as you all know I am a very humble man, and something about these holidays seems to bring the best out in anyone and Justin Tyme is no different. You see, I always get filled with all this yuletide cheer spreading around at this time of the year that I couldn’t control myself, I decided that I wanted to give something back to the land that gave me so much to start with… Not my money, but there is something I wanted to give to you the fans to make your holidays just that much more special.
*The crowd again cheers for Justin Tyme and his new-found giving spirit*
JT: So I went to every mall and looked in every store for an idea for something to give to all of the loyal wrestling fans that employed me for however many years. It was then that I found what I could give back. You see, I was in a clothing store buying a brand new suit to wear to the International Acadamy of Outstanding Achievement Awards night, where I will be receiving Outstanding Achiever of the Century, and that’s when I saw something… There was something that caught my eye that I just knew would be adequate as a gift from me to you. I looked in that mirror and I saw the greatest gift that god has ever given to this green earth… Me. I looked in that mirror and I realized that the greatest gift ever created was deity-made and was literally staring myself in the mirror at all times. I would give you, the loyal fans, and the privilege of being in my midst once again. Now with that being said, don’t say that I never gave you anything in return for your years of gratitude.
*The fans erupted in boos at the realization that they weren’t really getting anything…*
JT: What? You were expecting something else? You’re asking me “Aren’t you forgetting something?” No, I’m not. You people fail to understand that I am gracing you with God’s greatest gift in the history of HISTORY and you still want more. You know, they say some people never change and you people are the epitome of that statement. I give, and I give and all you do in return is taking and ask for more. You know, it’s the holidays and you could at least show some respect towards the best gift ever. I mean, if I could wrap myself in Christmas paper and give myself as a gift to myself I would think that I am the greatest person ever for giving such a great gift… You people should be just as appreciative of me as I am.
*The crowd continues to heckle Justin at the lack of a present.*
JT: You know what? How cruel am I? I mean seriously, only giving one gift to you people? I mean I am the richest man in the history of WFWF, why not spread the wealth?
*The crowd perks it’s ears in anticipation of money coming from the roof or something of the like.*
JT: For you see, I will spread my wealth in ability and technical prowess when I proudly make my return to the WFWF ring at Superbrawl. That’s right, to receive the other part of my “Greatest Gift in the History of History” Package, all you have to do is order Superbrawl and you will get to see quite the treat. Because as you may or may not know, WFWF has announced on WFWF.com that the President of WFWF Jonathon Parker, has declared a mini-tournament with the winner having the unfortunate pleasure of padding my stats further. They have advertised it as the “opportunity to end Justin Tyme’s undefeated streak at Superbrawl” But to be perfectly honest, we all know that can’t happen especially when you consider that it’s a bunch of scrubs whom I’ve never heard of fighting for the opportunity. But the package continues to get better! Now you are probably saying “Hey Justin, how can this package get any sweeter” The truth is, I don’t know but it has! Not only do you get to bask in my mere presence, you also get to bare witness to my return match live, only on Pay Per View as well as this next part of the super-fantastic deal. I, Justin Tyme, am officially bringing my Moneyshot Title out of retirement for my match at Superbrawl. Whoever is the un-lucky man to win the tournament will have the shot, and I use that term loosely, at Justin Tyme’s Moneyshot Championship!
*The crowd gives a mixed reaction. Part of them are happy that they are going to see an awesome match at the PPV that just so happens to be JT’s return match, the other half are underwhelmed at the lack of gifts that were promised*
JT: So remember folks, tune in to Superbrawl to see who is the star-crossed individual that will step onto the tracks against “Platinum” Justin Tyme. And don’t forget, They don’t just call me Platinum because I am better than gold but they do call me Justin Tyme because I’m better than you.
*Easy Lover hits again as a chorus of boos rain down on Justin Tyme as he exits the ring. He throws the Shocker on his way up the ramp to the back.
Singles Match
Valentine and Shadow were taking each other to the limits as this match went on for at least 15 minutes, as each man was sweating and injured over the complex of moves that each other dished out to one another. Early in the match, Rev almost had the match won as he connected the Clothesline From Heaven on Valentine, but with Valentine close to the ropes, Valentine put his foot on the ropes. Valentine then 5 minutes later whipped Rev into the turnbuckles and hit him with the running double knee. That is where we are now, Valentine is stalking Rev to get up as Rev is trying to get to his feet. With the help of the second rope, he gets up, but Valentine walks over to him and drops him down with a reverse DDT. Valentine called for the end, bounced off the ropes and connected the Victory Road kick to Rev's face. He lifted his hand up, bounced back off the ropes and connected another Victory Road, but signaled again for the kick, but the ref got into his way and pushed him down onto the mat. The ref is now out and Valentine is looking to literally kill Rev, but a roar from the audience fills the arena and out from the audience comes Yukio Blaze who jumps over the guard rail, slides into the ring and intercepts Valentine from kicking Rev for a third time with a vicious spear. The crowd cheered on and Valentine is now out and Yukio now helping Rev to his feet.
Match Was Ruled No Contest
Yukio helped Rev up, but exited the ring walking up the ramp with his back turned to the titan tron and he is saying to Rev, that he now owes Yukio one.....
So anyway, how many people DID no show?
